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i just straight up stared unblinkingly at idiot bartender who forgot my shit

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  07/31/16
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me? he's the one getting the sps tip.
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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:42 PM
Author: Twinkling at-the-ready chapel

he comes over and gives me a look like "uhhh...wtf??" and doesnt acknowledge further so before he leaves im like "HEY"

and he turns around like im rude as fuck and just looks at me like "well?"

so i just said "you didnt ask what i wanted to eat or drink. ill have a manhattan and a crab sandwich"

*nods head and writes shit down leaves without speaking*

he's getting a fucking 1 cent tip. took my friend's order and straight up forgot to ask me shit lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#31074810)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:44 PM
Author: turquoise beady-eyed rigpig

special sauce on the sandwich

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#31074819)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 6:10 PM
Author: low-t insane whorehouse trust fund

Date: July 31st, 2016 3:42 PM

Author: ....,..,.,...,,,,,..,.,,.,,.............,,,.,.,

he comes over and gives me a look like "uhhh...wtf??" and doesnt acknowledge further so before he leaves im like "HEY"

and he turns around like im rude as fuck and just looks at me like "well?"

so i just said "you didnt ask what i wanted to eat or drink. ill have a manhattan and a crab sandwich"

*nods head and writes shit down leaves without speaking*

he's getting a fucking 1 cent tip. took my friend's order and straight up forgot to ask me shit lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#31083474)



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Date: February 3rd, 2017 10:37 PM
Author: Wild trip clown casino



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#32540714)



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Date: April 14th, 2020 7:52 PM
Author: Jade Piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#40015394)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:11 PM
Author: Bipolar headpube

damn daddy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#31084401)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 10:58 PM
Author: Bipolar headpube

lol now that i know who this is this thread is hilarious

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#31094138)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:01 PM
Author: rusted hot home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#31094146)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:44 PM
Author: stirring stag film

Sounds like you are fucked bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#31074823)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:45 PM
Author: Twinkling at-the-ready chapel

me? he's the one getting the sps tip.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#31074826)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:46 PM
Author: stirring stag film

He'll probably take like 40 min to get you your order, make you follow up with him 2x

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#31074829)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:47 PM
Author: Twinkling at-the-ready chapel

i considered that but i dont think so.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#31074833)



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Date: September 12th, 2016 10:43 AM
Author: Aromatic gay ladyboy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#31389087)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:45 PM
Author: sadistic contagious travel guidebook elastic band

why the fuck would you be rude to a bartender then order a sandwich.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#31074824)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:46 PM
Author: Insanely Creepy Overrated Skinny Woman People Who Are Hurt

That poztartar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#31074828)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:46 PM
Author: Twinkling at-the-ready chapel

he's not going to spit in it get real. his only job is send the order back to the kitchen.

and i was rude bc he was just already a faggot anyway. no harm done

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#31074832)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:47 PM
Author: sadistic contagious travel guidebook elastic band

oh right. his job description does not include messing with your food. thus he surely wont do it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#31074834)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:49 PM
Author: Twinkling at-the-ready chapel

are you retarded?

im saying i can see him the whole time, he wont even be back in the kitchen

lol did u srsly think i was arguing that bc his job description doesnt include messing with my food that he wont?

jfc xo autists. got damn inwonder what it would be loke talking to u guys irl.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#31074846)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:51 PM
Author: sadistic contagious travel guidebook elastic band

gotcha. this is the first bartender who never moves from behind the bar and has no means of communication with staff who do other than the order.

messing with food happens to rude people dude. this is meant to help you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#31074856)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:01 PM
Author: low-t insane whorehouse trust fund

lol this dude is either an asian autist or huge flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#31074932)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:02 PM
Author: rusted hot home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#31094160)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:55 PM
Author: Avocado Apoplectic Depressive

LMAOOOOOOOOOO

Let me tell you about my food service experience:

1. Customer is rude to me

2. Give the order ticket to the kitchen and tell the cook to spit in it or put a booger in it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#31094657)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:32 PM
Author: vigorous love of her life

My hs friends did this all the time like it was nbd.

Seriously though, I just had to wink at cook and he knew what to do.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#31106859)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:47 PM
Author: Razzmatazz fanboi

So, just to be clear, the bartender came over to take your order. You stared at him awkwardly like an aspie and he walked away. This annoyed you because you wanted the bartender to actually say the words "can I get something for you?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#31074835)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:48 PM
Author: turquoise beady-eyed rigpig

today you will consume the bodily secretions of a male bartender...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#31074843)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:33 PM
Author: vigorous love of her life



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:49 PM
Author: bossy coral forum boltzmann

the people on this site are deranged

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#31074845)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:49 PM
Author: turquoise beady-eyed rigpig

how so?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#31074847)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:51 PM
Author: Twinkling at-the-ready chapel

youre a fucking idiot bro.

"complaining about poor service is so aspie and deranged jesus"

*ignores the fact that millions of normal ppl do this every day*

its not "deranged" when the bartender straight up was being a fuckin idiot jackass to begin with.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#31074857)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 5:04 PM
Author: yapping market yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#31082958)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:51 PM
Author: disrespectful national

((("nebbish" 5'7 little breh who doesn't COMMAND RESPECT)))

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#31074862)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:53 PM
Author: salmon parlor

ordering a crab sandwich at a bar was mistake #1

then being an aspie was mistake #2

enjoy your "crabs"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#31074871)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:40 PM
Author: Awkward fantasy-prone friendly grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#49077439)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:53 PM
Author: Effete Abode

lmao cannot imagine a normal dude reacting this way. OP and the massive chip on his shoulder about being "overlooked" have my gookdar going wild

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#31074874)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:54 PM
Author: sadistic contagious travel guidebook elastic band

yea i was thinking this too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#31074886)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:56 PM
Author: low-t insane whorehouse trust fund

is the op JJC? would explain a lot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#31074906)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:59 PM
Author: Spectacular nighttime step-uncle's house legal warrant

cr op is insecure and seeing shit that isn't there, starting some shit with a bartender who has to do what he says to prove his manhood. guarantee the bartender is laughing with the other servers about what a gookbot faggot he is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#31074921)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:01 PM
Author: Twinkling at-the-ready chapel

lmao...every normal bro has complained about service before at some point. and actually drunk chads are some of the worst assholes about this shit

joe pesci complained about service in goodfellas...i would lmao at some little 5'8 faggot lawyer bitch like "the gorgon" (whatever the fuck that means) going "lol? gook" to an italian mobster before grtting mercilessly bullied and humiliated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#31074933)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:03 PM
Author: low-t insane whorehouse trust fund

either you're not describing the situation very well or there is something wrong with you. No one is defending poor service.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#31074938)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:06 PM
Author: Effete Abode

cr. also I'm literally a 6' alpha non-lawyer lmao @ the OP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#31074956)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:12 PM
Author: Twinkling at-the-ready chapel

youre not alpha or 6'0.

and lol @ "im thix foot, actually"

thats not tall to anyone but a nebbish lawyer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#31074989)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:31 PM
Author: Effete Abode

your head must be spinning from the bukakke session you've been getting itt lil breh. explain where I state or imply that 6' is "tall"? I have consistently insisted it isn't eg

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3294692&mc=16&forum_id=2



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#31075078)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:04 PM
Author: salmon parlor

you wouldn't know what a "normal bro" was if he shit in your crab sandwich, Xiaofeng

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#31074944)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:14 PM
Author: low-t insane whorehouse trust fund

lol'd hard at xiaofeng

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#31074998)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:44 PM
Author: Effete Abode

can't stop loling at this gigafreak's deranged thought process. "I stood up for myself by 'staring unblinkingly' at a confused bartender, just like drunk white chads or Italian mobsters!" ljl someone should keep an eye on this Cho

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#31075150)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:45 PM
Author: low-t insane whorehouse trust fund

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#31075156)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:45 PM
Author: Spectacular nighttime step-uncle's house legal warrant

180 the gorgon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#31075158)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 9:11 PM
Author: low-t insane whorehouse trust fund

It reminds me of the time uvt "stood up for himself" by flipping off some redneck on the freeway and almost got himself killed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#31076978)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:12 PM
Author: very tactful haunting useless brakes

lmao. Please link if you can

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#31084406)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:31 PM
Author: Effete Abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#31084584)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:01 PM
Author: low-t insane whorehouse trust fund

google search returns this:

Date: April 18th, 2014 10:41 PM

Author: grown married man with fully developed breasts

Someone needs to dig up the thread where uvt talks about having road rage and yelling at a white guy who cut him off in traffic "to defend the image of my people" or some shit. It was still when he was in his NOWAG-power stage. Its been years since I saw it and it was quite lulzy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1924947&forum_id=2#25407199)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#31094151)



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Date: May 3rd, 2019 3:22 PM
Author: comical theatre regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#38181949)



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Date: June 3rd, 2020 5:33 AM
Author: comical theatre regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#40335689)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 4:46 AM
Author: sickened selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#31079532)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 5:05 PM
Author: black vivacious athletic conference locale

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#31082965)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:32 PM
Author: stirring stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#31084596)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 9:19 PM
Author: wonderful toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#31085024)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:03 PM
Author: Cobalt Duck-like Address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#31094167)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:05 AM
Author: bronze native roast beef

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#31094715)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:36 PM
Author: vigorous love of her life

The Gorgon delivers.... Again and again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#31106883)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 7:40 PM
Author: Effete Abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#31108758)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 7:07 PM
Author: Slimy site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#32150719)



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Date: February 3rd, 2017 10:36 PM
Author: Nubile wagecucks



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#32540707)



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Date: February 13th, 2017 12:33 PM
Author: irradiated principal's office ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#32611553)



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Date: September 18th, 2017 12:38 PM
Author: ocher persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#34235767)



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Date: September 18th, 2017 2:11 PM
Author: Mentally impaired crackhouse reading party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#34236520)



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Date: December 10th, 2017 10:24 PM
Author: Laughsome Rehab Milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#34886991)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 12:16 PM
Author: godawful boyish property sound barrier



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#38720065)



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Date: May 21st, 2020 8:59 PM
Author: ocher persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#40252823)



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Date: February 18th, 2021 1:46 AM
Author: infuriating foreskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#41965919)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:31 AM
Author: infuriating foreskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#43704767)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:34 AM
Author: up-to-no-good translucent personal credit line

first time i've come across this, tears streaming down my face laughing. gosh i like it here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#44378175)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:41 PM
Author: Awkward fantasy-prone friendly grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#49077442)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 8:15 PM
Author: Supple internal respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#32151230)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:50 PM
Author: very tactful haunting useless brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#31075179)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:13 PM
Author: Sick Coldplay Fan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#31084410)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:03 AM
Author: bronze native roast beef

Op is George20 just trying to swallow cum in the most indirect way possible

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#31094707)



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Date: June 2nd, 2017 11:42 AM
Author: shivering cuckoldry field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#33454805)



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Date: February 18th, 2021 1:46 AM
Author: infuriating foreskin

rofl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#41965917)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:53 PM
Author: Passionate violent volcanic crater station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#31074875)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:55 PM
Author: low-t insane whorehouse trust fund

when he came over and looked directly at you, why didn't you tell him what you wanted?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#31074897)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:57 PM
Author: gold cumskin

Sounds like the bartender expected you to offer your order after your friend gave his.

Classic situation of two aspies accusing the other of being aspie.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#31074914)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:59 PM
Author: low-t insane whorehouse trust fund

I used to work in a bar where the bartenders/barbacks/cooks would literallt sneeze all over the sandwiches of assholes. They's also put sandwich buns down their pants and then dance around the kitchen while everyone laughed and cheered

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#31074922)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:01 PM
Author: Spectacular nighttime step-uncle's house legal warrant

Apart from seasoning the lobster bisque, he farted on the meringue, sneezed on braised endive, and as for the cream of mushroom soup, well.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#31074931)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:02 PM
Author: low-t insane whorehouse trust fund

this wasn't shit out of a movie bro. I'm telling you what I've seen with my own two eyes. Not excusing or condoning it either.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#31074934)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:08 PM
Author: Alcoholic Multi-billionaire Liquid Oxygen

this is, front to back, the most beta post i've read in my life

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#31074960)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 8:24 PM
Author: Effete Abode

damn runny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#31076610)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 8:26 PM
Author: very tactful haunting useless brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#31076639)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:01 AM
Author: bronze native roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#31094692)



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Date: June 2nd, 2017 11:40 AM
Author: abnormal partner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#33454788)



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Date: June 3rd, 2020 5:43 AM
Author: topaz big stage nibblets

but it's comic gold, so 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#40335695)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:33 PM
Author: mahogany faggot firefighter generalized bond

Enjoy your cum crab sandwhich.

People who enjoy abusing the little temporary power they have over others are awful.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#31075089)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 8:26 PM
Author: transparent drunken doctorate pervert

like, by, say, ejaculating in their food?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#31076635)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 8:27 PM
Author: sadistic contagious travel guidebook elastic band

ya and tipping poorly b/c of perceived slights.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#31076648)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:50 PM
Author: adventurous base coffee pot

Alcoholic?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#31075180)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 9:09 PM
Author: Ruddy medicated menage roommate

JJC, you really need help, I say this as a friend.

Also, lol at ordering a crab sandwich, maybe the easiest thing to cum on and not have anyone notice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#31076946)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 12:30 PM
Author: Effete Abode

lol yeah this guy literally ate semen yesterday. not flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#31080877)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 5:03 PM
Author: Spectacular nighttime step-uncle's house legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#31082948)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 6:09 PM
Author: Wild trip clown casino



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#31083459)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 6:17 PM
Author: Spectacular nighttime step-uncle's house legal warrant

thread is vintage zozo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#31083539)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 6:18 PM
Author: Mind-boggling azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#31083543)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:55 PM
Author: cerebral embarrassed to the bone factory reset button theater stage

This is a 180 thread if the OP isn't flame.

What an autist, lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#31084776)



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Date: April 22nd, 2018 12:41 PM
Author: Thriller bistre set

yeah what an autist, lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#35893917)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 9:18 PM
Author: Primrose odious university

So if you don't want to eat jizz, what do you do if your waiter is actually an idiot and you need to call attention to something he fucked up or so you can order? Just suffer through it then leave a shitty tip?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#31085017)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 9:19 PM
Author: sadistic contagious travel guidebook elastic band

it;s possible (for non autists) to point out mistakes without being rude.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#31085021)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 9:23 PM
Author: Primrose odious university

Can a high 19 year old hipster waitress tell the difference?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#31085062)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 11:53 PM
Author: Spectacular nighttime step-uncle's house legal warrant

"Hey, excuse me-"

"Oh, I'm sorry."

"Yeah, no problem, can I get..."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#31086582)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:00 AM
Author: cerebral embarrassed to the bone factory reset button theater stage

Yes. And the OP isn't about a waiter who made a mistake. It's about an autist who is very likely Asian who doesn't know the first thing about social interaction.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#31094686)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:57 PM
Author: light bisexual masturbator

(Asian)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#31094670)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:05 AM
Author: rusted hot home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#31094716)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:58 PM
Author: bateful outnumbered idiot

BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#31094678)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:11 AM
Author: bronze native roast beef

I got sore from how hard this thread made me laugh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#31094767)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:21 AM
Author: Cracking mad cow disease

I hope this is flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#31094831)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:24 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#31106813)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:26 PM
Author: Spectacular nighttime step-uncle's house legal warrant

cr bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#31106824)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:35 PM
Author: galvanic hell

BEEP BEEP BEEP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#31106875)



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Date: August 20th, 2016 10:19 PM
Author: glittery free-loading range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#31232267)



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Date: September 3rd, 2016 7:54 PM
Author: Spectacular nighttime step-uncle's house legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#31330301)



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Date: November 13th, 2016 1:24 AM
Author: maniacal cruel-hearted resort electric furnace



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#31894739)



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Date: November 13th, 2016 1:30 AM
Author: Bipolar headpube

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#31894760)



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Date: December 12th, 2016 8:10 PM
Author: Erotic Garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#32123956)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 6:50 PM
Author: black vivacious athletic conference locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#32150541)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 8:50 PM
Author: rough-skinned greedy house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#32151487)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 8:56 PM
Author: Spectacular nighttime step-uncle's house legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#32151532)



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Date: January 9th, 2017 5:14 PM
Author: Erotic Garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#32336153)



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Date: February 3rd, 2017 10:33 PM
Author: Spectacular nighttime step-uncle's house legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#32540690)



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Date: February 3rd, 2017 10:37 PM
Author: black vivacious athletic conference locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#32540711)



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Date: February 13th, 2017 12:32 PM
Author: Spectacular nighttime step-uncle's house legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#32611546)



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Date: February 13th, 2017 12:34 PM
Author: Pink diverse french chef hunting ground

EXCUSE ME

yeah?

I RIKE A SUCK YOUR DILLLK

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#32611562)



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Date: February 28th, 2017 1:58 PM
Author: black vivacious athletic conference locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#32719752)



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Date: March 11th, 2017 5:09 PM
Author: Ruddy medicated menage roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#32806197)



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Date: March 11th, 2017 5:09 PM
Author: hairraiser heaven police squad

this thread makes more sense once i realized the op was harrison

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#32806202)



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Date: December 30th, 2019 6:57 AM
Author: comical theatre regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#39348255)



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Date: April 1st, 2017 6:26 PM
Author: buff disgusting tanning salon

Date: October 12th, 2014 9:10 PM

Author: boot to the head (harrison)

he gets butthurt easily too.

he went for years under the radar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2231619&forum_id=2#26505329)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#32971160)



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Date: April 2nd, 2017 2:44 PM
Author: buff disgusting tanning salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#32975884)



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Date: April 27th, 2017 10:10 PM
Author: Appetizing ratface institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#33180883)



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Date: May 31st, 2017 4:47 PM
Author: Wild trip clown casino



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#33439438)



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Date: June 2nd, 2017 12:27 AM
Author: black vivacious athletic conference locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#33452265)



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Date: June 2nd, 2017 11:23 AM
Author: Balding haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#33454604)



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Date: July 21st, 2017 5:14 AM
Author: sickened selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#33822268)



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Date: July 21st, 2017 5:27 AM
Author: talented brass school cafeteria

what a thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#33822278)



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Date: September 18th, 2017 12:37 PM
Author: lemon naked indian lodge gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#34235757)



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Date: December 10th, 2017 6:36 AM
Author: flushed genital piercing degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#34880854)



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Date: December 10th, 2017 10:24 PM
Author: talented brass school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#34886987)



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Date: December 25th, 2017 11:04 PM
Author: talented brass school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#35007389)



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Date: April 22nd, 2018 12:37 PM
Author: bull headed gunner blood rage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#35893896)



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Date: April 22nd, 2018 11:51 PM
Author: lemon naked indian lodge gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#35897859)



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Date: June 10th, 2018 7:48 AM
Author: claret dead stage

lol faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#36216613)



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Date: June 10th, 2018 7:49 AM
Author: Twinkling at-the-ready chapel

this was flame dumbass. i was at home when this "happened".

jmaw is real.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#36216615)



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Date: June 10th, 2018 7:42 PM
Author: indecent wine mad-dog skullcap sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#36219837)



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Date: June 10th, 2018 7:44 PM
Author: Stimulating burgundy dilemma knife

tbf he probably couldn't tell if you were blinking, open-eyed, or had your eyes closed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#36219846)



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Date: December 28th, 2018 6:30 PM
Author: sable tripping office pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#37488414)



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Date: May 6th, 2019 4:13 PM
Author: comical theatre regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#38195472)



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Date: May 7th, 2019 1:04 AM
Author: comical theatre regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#38198031)



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Date: May 7th, 2019 1:04 AM
Author: sickened selfie

Great thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#38198032)



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Date: May 18th, 2019 2:32 PM
Author: Ruddy medicated menage roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#38253374)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 12:14 PM
Author: Exciting bespoke church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#38720058)



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Date: February 25th, 2020 12:36 AM
Author: grizzly death wish indirect expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#39647879)



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Date: April 14th, 2020 7:51 PM
Author: floppy carnelian area

kids growing up and coming of age during lockdown won't know how 180 this is

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#40015386)



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Date: June 3rd, 2020 5:29 AM
Author: comical theatre regret

reminder: some notable poasters used to pretend to like op's shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#40335685)



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Date: October 12th, 2021 12:29 AM
Author: titillating fiercely-loyal plaza

keep talking shit about harrison faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#43258812)



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Date: February 18th, 2021 1:37 AM
Author: hilarious school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#41965899)



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Date: April 29th, 2021 6:28 PM
Author: black vivacious athletic conference locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#42372881)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 11:22 PM
Author: black vivacious athletic conference locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#43258601)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 8:49 AM
Author: hilarious school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#43704165)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:30 AM
Author: heady spruce hall preventive strike

This is a GOAT thread, somehow it’s still underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#43704758)



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Date: July 19th, 2023 3:36 PM
Author: unholy charismatic corner macaca



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#46566340)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:31 AM
Author: vibrant bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#43704764)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:32 AM
Author: sooty faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#43704779)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:34 AM
Author: rough-skinned greedy house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#43704795)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:34 AM
Author: Balding haunted graveyard

I still never figured out whether the "crab sandwich" was a weird way of saying a crab cake sandwich or a crab roll, like a lobster roll, or actually some weird Asian thing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#43704799)



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Date: April 28th, 2022 7:19 AM
Author: fuchsia dashing box office filthpig

It’s a cheeseburger with 2 crabs in place of the bun

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#44417971)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:31 AM
Author: hilarious school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#44378153)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:32 AM
Author: garnet histrionic cruise ship jew



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#44378163)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:35 AM
Author: black vivacious athletic conference locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#44378176)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:43 AM
Author: garnet histrionic cruise ship jew



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#44378200)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:54 AM
Author: galvanic hell

BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP

(detector continuously beeping for years)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#44378229)



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Date: April 28th, 2022 7:45 AM
Author: charcoal exhilarant stead

It is the year 1,000,000. Humans are long dead, the ice caps totally melted and the world completely covered in water. Nearly all evidence of human civilization has been completely erased. Nearly all...

Far, far under the surface, at the bottom of an enormous chasm miles deep, a faint signal sounds. "beeeeep"... "beeeeep"... "beeeeep"... Fortuitously stored inside an impenetrable casing of titanium diboride with an epoxy emery coating, an autism detector from the before times has resisted the ocean's erosive forces. It should have shut down eons ago, but somehow, in defiance of traditional understandings of physics, it continues to be powered, however faintly, by an autism so profound it literally altered spacetime itself, causing ambient electrons to be drawn into its battery cells for eternity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#44418014)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:44 AM
Author: Shimmering party of the first part new version

LOOOOOOOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#45680684)



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Date: June 23rd, 2022 7:45 PM
Author: ocher persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#44730960)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:39 AM
Author: Painfully Honest Public Bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#45680666)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:42 AM
Author: Shimmering party of the first part new version

hey dork, let's go

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#45680676)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:48 AM
Author: Painfully Honest Public Bath

Ok

*BANG*

*BIFF*

*KAPOW!*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#45680689)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:58 AM
Author: Shimmering party of the first part new version

hehe tho credited rethponthe hehe: https://tinychat.com/room/james102387



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#45680694)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:43 AM
Author: Shimmering party of the first part new version

honestly, i'd say i won this thread LMFAO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#45680680)



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Date: July 19th, 2023 3:34 PM
Author: sable tripping office pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#46566325)



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Date: September 14th, 2023 11:31 PM
Author: Cowardly Shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#46799416)



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Date: September 14th, 2023 11:31 PM
Author: black vivacious athletic conference locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#46799418)



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Date: October 19th, 2023 7:34 PM
Author: Seedy arousing senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#46958530)



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Date: October 19th, 2023 7:40 PM
Author: crystalline aphrodisiac state

embarrassing thread for OP jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#46958556)



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Date: October 19th, 2023 8:01 PM
Author: Mentally impaired crackhouse reading party

"I always liked to read and to write."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#46958648)



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Date: October 12th, 2024 6:11 PM
Author: Multi-colored kitty cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#48191108)



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Date: November 17th, 2024 11:48 AM
Author: grizzly death wish indirect expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#48348597)



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Date: November 17th, 2024 12:04 PM
Author: provocative out-of-control dragon jap

This marked the end of harrison’s prolific poasting career in tandem with Julia poasting a chain of his “plz respond” emails. A heavyweight in the Halford/Watchmen era—he was very similar to ricki in poasting style and had a solid clique here that frequently showered him with blank-bumps & 180s. A reminder to us all—make liberal use of the cancel and save as draft features in xo/gmail.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#48348643)



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Date: November 17th, 2024 12:06 PM
Author: motley feces church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#48348651)



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Date: November 17th, 2024 12:08 PM
Author: Fragrant Library

Bars and ordering drinks at bars are retarded, just pregame, go there and stand around, don’t try and order drinks unless you’re a regular

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#48348661)



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Date: February 9th, 2025 12:51 AM
Author: lemon naked indian lodge gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#48638031)



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Date: February 9th, 2025 1:12 AM
Author: Marvelous red spot pisswyrm

(Doodikof)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#48638049)



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Date: February 9th, 2025 1:14 AM
Author: plum vengeful lodge international law enforcement agency

lol fucking gook

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#48638051)



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Date: February 9th, 2025 1:15 AM
Author: Jade Piazza

this was jjc right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#48638053)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:53 PM
Author: grizzly death wish indirect expression

harrison tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#49077482)



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Date: October 21st, 2025 10:59 AM
Author: sinister swashbuckling kitchen marketing idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#49363699)



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Date: March 11th, 2026 8:02 PM
Author: tancredi marchiolo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#49735840)