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i just straight up stared unblinkingly at idiot bartender who forgot my shit

he comes over and gives me a look like "uhhh...wtf??&qu...
Nighttime puppy
  07/31/16
special sauce on the sandwich
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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:42 PM Author: ....,..,.,...,,,,,..,...
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  07/31/16
me? he's the one getting the sps tip.
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He'll probably take like 40 min to get you your order, make ...
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i considered that but i dont think so.
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why the fuck would you be rude to a bartender then order a s...
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That poztartar
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he's not going to spit in it get real. his only job is send ...
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oh right. his job description does not include messing with...
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are you retarded? im saying i can see him the whole tim...
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gotcha. this is the first bartender who never moves from be...
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lol this dude is either an asian autist or huge flame
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yea i was thinking this too.
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is the op JJC? would explain a lot
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either you're not describing the situation very well or ther...
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cr. also I'm literally a 6' alpha non-lawyer lmao @ the OP
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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:42 PM
Author: Nighttime puppy

he comes over and gives me a look like "uhhh...wtf??" and doesnt acknowledge further so before he leaves im like "HEY"

and he turns around like im rude as fuck and just looks at me like "well?"

so i just said "you didnt ask what i wanted to eat or drink. ill have a manhattan and a crab sandwich"

*nods head and writes shit down leaves without speaking*

he's getting a fucking 1 cent tip. took my friend's order and straight up forgot to ask me shit lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#31074810)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:44 PM
Author: Aqua Deer Antler

special sauce on the sandwich

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#31074819)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 6:10 PM
Author: out-of-control mewling state

Date: July 31st, 2016 3:42 PM

Author: ....,..,.,...,,,,,..,.,,.,,.............,,,.,.,

he comes over and gives me a look like "uhhh...wtf??" and doesnt acknowledge further so before he leaves im like "HEY"

and he turns around like im rude as fuck and just looks at me like "well?"

so i just said "you didnt ask what i wanted to eat or drink. ill have a manhattan and a crab sandwich"

*nods head and writes shit down leaves without speaking*

he's getting a fucking 1 cent tip. took my friend's order and straight up forgot to ask me shit lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#31083474)



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Date: February 3rd, 2017 10:37 PM
Author: Maroon chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#32540714)



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Date: April 14th, 2020 7:52 PM
Author: Gay swashbuckling yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#40015394)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:11 PM
Author: obsidian lodge corn cake

damn daddy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#31084401)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 10:58 PM
Author: obsidian lodge corn cake

lol now that i know who this is this thread is hilarious

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#31094138)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:01 PM
Author: Motley rambunctious rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#31094146)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:44 PM
Author: Blathering corner

Sounds like you are fucked bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#31074823)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:45 PM
Author: Nighttime puppy

me? he's the one getting the sps tip.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#31074826)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:46 PM
Author: Blathering corner

He'll probably take like 40 min to get you your order, make you follow up with him 2x

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#31074829)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:47 PM
Author: Nighttime puppy

i considered that but i dont think so.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#31074833)



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Date: September 12th, 2016 10:43 AM
Author: Odious iridescent really tough guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#31389087)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:45 PM
Author: Contagious jade legal warrant parlour

why the fuck would you be rude to a bartender then order a sandwich.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#31074824)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:46 PM
Author: ultramarine shrine candlestick maker

That poztartar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#31074828)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:46 PM
Author: Nighttime puppy

he's not going to spit in it get real. his only job is send the order back to the kitchen.

and i was rude bc he was just already a faggot anyway. no harm done

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#31074832)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:47 PM
Author: Contagious jade legal warrant parlour

oh right. his job description does not include messing with your food. thus he surely wont do it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#31074834)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:49 PM
Author: Nighttime puppy

are you retarded?

im saying i can see him the whole time, he wont even be back in the kitchen

lol did u srsly think i was arguing that bc his job description doesnt include messing with my food that he wont?

jfc xo autists. got damn inwonder what it would be loke talking to u guys irl.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#31074846)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:51 PM
Author: Contagious jade legal warrant parlour

gotcha. this is the first bartender who never moves from behind the bar and has no means of communication with staff who do other than the order.

messing with food happens to rude people dude. this is meant to help you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#31074856)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:01 PM
Author: out-of-control mewling state

lol this dude is either an asian autist or huge flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#31074932)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:02 PM
Author: Motley rambunctious rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#31094160)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:55 PM
Author: Anal Insane School Cafeteria

LMAOOOOOOOOOO

Let me tell you about my food service experience:

1. Customer is rude to me

2. Give the order ticket to the kitchen and tell the cook to spit in it or put a booger in it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#31094657)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:32 PM
Author: Henna Quadroon

My hs friends did this all the time like it was nbd.

Seriously though, I just had to wink at cook and he knew what to do.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#31106859)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:47 PM
Author: irradiated hunting ground prole

So, just to be clear, the bartender came over to take your order. You stared at him awkwardly like an aspie and he walked away. This annoyed you because you wanted the bartender to actually say the words "can I get something for you?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#31074835)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:48 PM
Author: Aqua Deer Antler

today you will consume the bodily secretions of a male bartender...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#31074843)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:33 PM
Author: Henna Quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#31106864)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:49 PM
Author: sepia disgusting telephone skinny woman

the people on this site are deranged

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#31074845)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:49 PM
Author: Aqua Deer Antler

how so?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#31074847)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:51 PM
Author: Nighttime puppy

youre a fucking idiot bro.

"complaining about poor service is so aspie and deranged jesus"

*ignores the fact that millions of normal ppl do this every day*

its not "deranged" when the bartender straight up was being a fuckin idiot jackass to begin with.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#31074857)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 5:04 PM
Author: Alcoholic Carnelian Old Irish Cottage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#31082958)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:51 PM
Author: cream massive gas station new version

((("nebbish" 5'7 little breh who doesn't COMMAND RESPECT)))

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#31074862)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:53 PM
Author: Arousing amber mad cow disease

ordering a crab sandwich at a bar was mistake #1

then being an aspie was mistake #2

enjoy your "crabs"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#31074871)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:40 PM
Author: drab stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#49077439)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:53 PM
Author: Beta sanctuary

lmao cannot imagine a normal dude reacting this way. OP and the massive chip on his shoulder about being "overlooked" have my gookdar going wild

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#31074874)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:54 PM
Author: Contagious jade legal warrant parlour

yea i was thinking this too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#31074886)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:56 PM
Author: out-of-control mewling state

is the op JJC? would explain a lot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#31074906)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:59 PM
Author: drunken heaven

cr op is insecure and seeing shit that isn't there, starting some shit with a bartender who has to do what he says to prove his manhood. guarantee the bartender is laughing with the other servers about what a gookbot faggot he is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#31074921)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:01 PM
Author: Nighttime puppy

lmao...every normal bro has complained about service before at some point. and actually drunk chads are some of the worst assholes about this shit

joe pesci complained about service in goodfellas...i would lmao at some little 5'8 faggot lawyer bitch like "the gorgon" (whatever the fuck that means) going "lol? gook" to an italian mobster before grtting mercilessly bullied and humiliated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#31074933)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:03 PM
Author: out-of-control mewling state

either you're not describing the situation very well or there is something wrong with you. No one is defending poor service.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#31074938)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:06 PM
Author: Beta sanctuary

cr. also I'm literally a 6' alpha non-lawyer lmao @ the OP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#31074956)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:12 PM
Author: Nighttime puppy

youre not alpha or 6'0.

and lol @ "im thix foot, actually"

thats not tall to anyone but a nebbish lawyer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#31074989)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:31 PM
Author: Beta sanctuary

your head must be spinning from the bukakke session you've been getting itt lil breh. explain where I state or imply that 6' is "tall"? I have consistently insisted it isn't eg

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3294692&mc=16&forum_id=2



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#31075078)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:04 PM
Author: Arousing amber mad cow disease

you wouldn't know what a "normal bro" was if he shit in your crab sandwich, Xiaofeng

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#31074944)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:14 PM
Author: out-of-control mewling state

lol'd hard at xiaofeng

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#31074998)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:44 PM
Author: Beta sanctuary

can't stop loling at this gigafreak's deranged thought process. "I stood up for myself by 'staring unblinkingly' at a confused bartender, just like drunk white chads or Italian mobsters!" ljl someone should keep an eye on this Cho

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#31075150)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:45 PM
Author: out-of-control mewling state

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#31075156)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:45 PM
Author: drunken heaven

180 the gorgon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#31075158)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 9:11 PM
Author: out-of-control mewling state

It reminds me of the time uvt "stood up for himself" by flipping off some redneck on the freeway and almost got himself killed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#31076978)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:12 PM
Author: useless office

lmao. Please link if you can

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#31084406)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:31 PM
Author: Beta sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#31084584)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:01 PM
Author: out-of-control mewling state

google search returns this:

Date: April 18th, 2014 10:41 PM

Author: grown married man with fully developed breasts

Someone needs to dig up the thread where uvt talks about having road rage and yelling at a white guy who cut him off in traffic "to defend the image of my people" or some shit. It was still when he was in his NOWAG-power stage. Its been years since I saw it and it was quite lulzy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1924947&forum_id=2#25407199)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#31094151)



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Date: May 3rd, 2019 3:22 PM
Author: aromatic faggot firefighter mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#38181949)



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Date: June 3rd, 2020 5:33 AM
Author: aromatic faggot firefighter mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#40335689)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 4:46 AM
Author: amethyst cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#31079532)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 5:05 PM
Author: violet blood rage address

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#31082965)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:32 PM
Author: Blathering corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#31084596)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 9:19 PM
Author: Shimmering house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#31085024)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:03 PM
Author: brindle juggernaut idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#31094167)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:05 AM
Author: Supple Whorehouse Dingle Berry

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#31094715)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:36 PM
Author: Henna Quadroon

The Gorgon delivers.... Again and again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#31106883)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 7:40 PM
Author: Beta sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#31108758)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 7:07 PM
Author: vermilion institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#32150719)



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Date: February 3rd, 2017 10:36 PM
Author: spectacular indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#32540707)



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Date: February 13th, 2017 12:33 PM
Author: Umber zippy love of her life laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#32611553)



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Date: September 18th, 2017 12:38 PM
Author: Arrogant chest-beating casino milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#34235767)



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Date: September 18th, 2017 2:11 PM
Author: high-end demanding trailer park antidepressant drug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#34236520)



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Date: December 10th, 2017 10:24 PM
Author: bull headed lime dilemma patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#34886991)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 12:16 PM
Author: federal stirring coffee pot mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#38720065)



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Date: May 21st, 2020 8:59 PM
Author: Arrogant chest-beating casino milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#40252823)



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Date: February 18th, 2021 1:46 AM
Author: slate regret windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#41965919)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:31 AM
Author: slate regret windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#43704767)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:34 AM
Author: Irate point pistol

first time i've come across this, tears streaming down my face laughing. gosh i like it here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#44378175)



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Date: March 28th, 2026 8:47 PM
Author: Post nut horror



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#49777463)



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Date: March 28th, 2026 8:55 PM
Author: gibberish (?)

This poast is 2016 lol you're old

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#49777473)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:41 PM
Author: drab stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#49077442)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 8:15 PM
Author: Submissive judgmental mediation range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#32151230)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:50 PM
Author: useless office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#31075179)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:13 PM
Author: charismatic ruddy piazza jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#31084410)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:03 AM
Author: Supple Whorehouse Dingle Berry

Op is George20 just trying to swallow cum in the most indirect way possible

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#31094707)



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Date: June 2nd, 2017 11:42 AM
Author: dashing hilarious den community account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#33454805)



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Date: February 18th, 2021 1:46 AM
Author: slate regret windowlicker

rofl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#41965917)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:53 PM
Author: Cyan floppy toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#31074875)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:55 PM
Author: out-of-control mewling state

when he came over and looked directly at you, why didn't you tell him what you wanted?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#31074897)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:57 PM
Author: Trip Plaza

Sounds like the bartender expected you to offer your order after your friend gave his.

Classic situation of two aspies accusing the other of being aspie.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#31074914)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:59 PM
Author: out-of-control mewling state

I used to work in a bar where the bartenders/barbacks/cooks would literallt sneeze all over the sandwiches of assholes. They's also put sandwich buns down their pants and then dance around the kitchen while everyone laughed and cheered

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#31074922)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:01 PM
Author: drunken heaven

Apart from seasoning the lobster bisque, he farted on the meringue, sneezed on braised endive, and as for the cream of mushroom soup, well.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#31074931)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:02 PM
Author: out-of-control mewling state

this wasn't shit out of a movie bro. I'm telling you what I've seen with my own two eyes. Not excusing or condoning it either.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#31074934)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:08 PM
Author: Adventurous cerise temple

this is, front to back, the most beta post i've read in my life

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#31074960)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 8:24 PM
Author: Beta sanctuary

damn runny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#31076610)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 8:26 PM
Author: useless office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#31076639)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:01 AM
Author: Supple Whorehouse Dingle Berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#31094692)



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Date: June 2nd, 2017 11:40 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#33454788)



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Date: June 3rd, 2020 5:43 AM
Author: Exhilarant claret stage jewess

but it's comic gold, so 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#40335695)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:33 PM
Author: Honey-headed comical hospital hissy fit

Enjoy your cum crab sandwhich.

People who enjoy abusing the little temporary power they have over others are awful.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#31075089)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 8:26 PM
Author: brilliant aggressive weed whacker

like, by, say, ejaculating in their food?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#31076635)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 8:27 PM
Author: Contagious jade legal warrant parlour

ya and tipping poorly b/c of perceived slights.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#31076648)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:50 PM
Author: Passionate resort

Alcoholic?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#31075180)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 9:09 PM
Author: Bisexual native doctorate

JJC, you really need help, I say this as a friend.

Also, lol at ordering a crab sandwich, maybe the easiest thing to cum on and not have anyone notice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#31076946)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 12:30 PM
Author: Beta sanctuary

lol yeah this guy literally ate semen yesterday. not flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#31080877)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 5:03 PM
Author: drunken heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#31082948)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 6:09 PM
Author: Maroon chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#31083459)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 6:17 PM
Author: drunken heaven

thread is vintage zozo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#31083539)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 6:18 PM
Author: Brass Space Kitty Cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#31083543)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:55 PM
Author: seedy becky station

This is a 180 thread if the OP isn't flame.

What an autist, lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#31084776)



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Date: April 22nd, 2018 12:41 PM
Author: Thriller dull garrison personal credit line

yeah what an autist, lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#35893917)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 9:18 PM
Author: rose liquid oxygen trump supporter

So if you don't want to eat jizz, what do you do if your waiter is actually an idiot and you need to call attention to something he fucked up or so you can order? Just suffer through it then leave a shitty tip?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#31085017)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 9:19 PM
Author: Contagious jade legal warrant parlour

it;s possible (for non autists) to point out mistakes without being rude.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#31085021)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 9:23 PM
Author: rose liquid oxygen trump supporter

Can a high 19 year old hipster waitress tell the difference?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#31085062)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 11:53 PM
Author: drunken heaven

"Hey, excuse me-"

"Oh, I'm sorry."

"Yeah, no problem, can I get..."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#31086582)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:00 AM
Author: seedy becky station

Yes. And the OP isn't about a waiter who made a mistake. It's about an autist who is very likely Asian who doesn't know the first thing about social interaction.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#31094686)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:57 PM
Author: navy main people

(Asian)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#31094670)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:05 AM
Author: Motley rambunctious rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#31094716)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:58 PM
Author: misunderstood voyeur

BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#31094678)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:11 AM
Author: Supple Whorehouse Dingle Berry

I got sore from how hard this thread made me laugh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#31094767)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:21 AM
Author: talented digit ratio

I hope this is flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#31094831)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:24 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#31106813)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:26 PM
Author: drunken heaven

cr bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#31106824)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:35 PM
Author: vivacious pink hell cuck

BEEP BEEP BEEP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#31106875)



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Date: August 20th, 2016 10:19 PM
Author: Plum stage boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#31232267)



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Date: September 3rd, 2016 7:54 PM
Author: drunken heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#31330301)



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Date: November 13th, 2016 1:24 AM
Author: Provocative boiling water associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#31894739)



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Date: November 13th, 2016 1:30 AM
Author: obsidian lodge corn cake

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#31894760)



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Date: December 12th, 2016 8:10 PM
Author: Diverse soggy school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#32123956)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 6:50 PM
Author: violet blood rage address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#32150541)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 8:50 PM
Author: nudist razzle private investor principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#32151487)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 8:56 PM
Author: drunken heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#32151532)



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Date: January 9th, 2017 5:14 PM
Author: Diverse soggy school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#32336153)



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Date: February 3rd, 2017 10:33 PM
Author: drunken heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#32540690)



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Date: February 3rd, 2017 10:37 PM
Author: violet blood rage address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#32540711)



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Date: February 13th, 2017 12:32 PM
Author: drunken heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#32611546)



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Date: February 13th, 2017 12:34 PM
Author: Salmon fragrant clown forum

EXCUSE ME

yeah?

I RIKE A SUCK YOUR DILLLK

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#32611562)



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Date: February 28th, 2017 1:58 PM
Author: violet blood rage address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#32719752)



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Date: March 11th, 2017 5:09 PM
Author: Bisexual native doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#32806197)



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Date: March 11th, 2017 5:09 PM
Author: aquamarine pungent locale

this thread makes more sense once i realized the op was harrison

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#32806202)



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Date: December 30th, 2019 6:57 AM
Author: aromatic faggot firefighter mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#39348255)



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Date: April 1st, 2017 6:26 PM
Author: hairraiser bat shit crazy sound barrier

Date: October 12th, 2014 9:10 PM

Author: boot to the head (harrison)

he gets butthurt easily too.

he went for years under the radar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2231619&forum_id=2#26505329)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#32971160)



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Date: April 2nd, 2017 2:44 PM
Author: hairraiser bat shit crazy sound barrier



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#32975884)



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Date: April 27th, 2017 10:10 PM
Author: Wild Dysfunction Turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#33180883)



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Date: May 31st, 2017 4:47 PM
Author: Maroon chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#33439438)



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Date: June 2nd, 2017 12:27 AM
Author: violet blood rage address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#33452265)



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Date: June 2nd, 2017 11:23 AM
Author: clear twisted partner abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#33454604)



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Date: July 21st, 2017 5:14 AM
Author: amethyst cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#33822268)



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Date: July 21st, 2017 5:27 AM
Author: Appetizing Slippery Indirect Expression

what a thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#33822278)



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Date: September 18th, 2017 12:37 PM
Author: talking bistre field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#34235757)



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Date: December 10th, 2017 6:36 AM
Author: wonderful glassy goal in life brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#34880854)



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Date: December 10th, 2017 10:24 PM
Author: Appetizing Slippery Indirect Expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#34886987)



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Date: December 25th, 2017 11:04 PM
Author: Appetizing Slippery Indirect Expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#35007389)



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Date: April 22nd, 2018 12:37 PM
Author: electric hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#35893896)



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Date: April 22nd, 2018 11:51 PM
Author: talking bistre field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#35897859)



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Date: June 10th, 2018 7:48 AM
Author: racy messiness

lol faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#36216613)



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Date: June 10th, 2018 7:49 AM
Author: Nighttime puppy

this was flame dumbass. i was at home when this "happened".

jmaw is real.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#36216615)



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Date: June 10th, 2018 7:42 PM
Author: Costumed senate fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#36219837)



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Date: June 10th, 2018 7:44 PM
Author: flushed histrionic base double fault

tbf he probably couldn't tell if you were blinking, open-eyed, or had your eyes closed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#36219846)



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Date: December 28th, 2018 6:30 PM
Author: buck-toothed theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#37488414)



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Date: May 6th, 2019 4:13 PM
Author: aromatic faggot firefighter mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#38195472)



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Date: May 7th, 2019 1:04 AM
Author: aromatic faggot firefighter mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#38198031)



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Date: May 7th, 2019 1:04 AM
Author: amethyst cumskin

Great thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#38198032)



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Date: May 18th, 2019 2:32 PM
Author: Bisexual native doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#38253374)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 12:14 PM
Author: Rusted halford nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#38720058)



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Date: February 25th, 2020 12:36 AM
Author: Startled friendly grandma area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#39647879)



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Date: April 14th, 2020 7:51 PM
Author: Silver awkward degenerate

kids growing up and coming of age during lockdown won't know how 180 this is

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#40015386)



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Date: June 3rd, 2020 5:29 AM
Author: aromatic faggot firefighter mood

reminder: some notable poasters used to pretend to like op's shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#40335685)



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Date: October 12th, 2021 12:29 AM
Author: Cerebral Black Woman

keep talking shit about harrison faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#43258812)



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Date: February 18th, 2021 1:37 AM
Author: Exciting mental disorder international law enforcement agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#41965899)



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Date: April 29th, 2021 6:28 PM
Author: violet blood rage address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#42372881)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 11:22 PM
Author: violet blood rage address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#43258601)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 8:49 AM
Author: Exciting mental disorder international law enforcement agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#43704165)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:30 AM
Author: Razzmatazz canary fanboi national

This is a GOAT thread, somehow it’s still underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#43704758)



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Date: July 19th, 2023 3:36 PM
Author: primrose glittery elastic band theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#46566340)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:31 AM
Author: balding olive macaca location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#43704764)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:32 AM
Author: Emerald twinkling uncleanness box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#43704779)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:34 AM
Author: nudist razzle private investor principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#43704795)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:34 AM
Author: clear twisted partner abode

I still never figured out whether the "crab sandwich" was a weird way of saying a crab cake sandwich or a crab roll, like a lobster roll, or actually some weird Asian thing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#43704799)



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Date: April 28th, 2022 7:19 AM
Author: Fishy underhanded faggotry

It’s a cheeseburger with 2 crabs in place of the bun

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#44417971)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:31 AM
Author: Exciting mental disorder international law enforcement agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#44378153)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:32 AM
Author: Fluffy pale library bbw



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#44378163)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:35 AM
Author: violet blood rage address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#44378176)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:43 AM
Author: Fluffy pale library bbw



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#44378200)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:54 AM
Author: vivacious pink hell cuck

BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP

(detector continuously beeping for years)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#44378229)



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Date: April 28th, 2022 7:45 AM
Author: sienna mind-boggling place of business stain

It is the year 1,000,000. Humans are long dead, the ice caps totally melted and the world completely covered in water. Nearly all evidence of human civilization has been completely erased. Nearly all...

Far, far under the surface, at the bottom of an enormous chasm miles deep, a faint signal sounds. "beeeeep"... "beeeeep"... "beeeeep"... Fortuitously stored inside an impenetrable casing of titanium diboride with an epoxy emery coating, an autism detector from the before times has resisted the ocean's erosive forces. It should have shut down eons ago, but somehow, in defiance of traditional understandings of physics, it continues to be powered, however faintly, by an autism so profound it literally altered spacetime itself, causing ambient electrons to be drawn into its battery cells for eternity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#44418014)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:44 AM
Author: Lilac set

LOOOOOOOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#45680684)



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Date: June 23rd, 2022 7:45 PM
Author: Arrogant chest-beating casino milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#44730960)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:39 AM
Author: gold adulterous public bath scourge upon the earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#45680666)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:42 AM
Author: Lilac set

hey dork, let's go

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#45680676)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:48 AM
Author: gold adulterous public bath scourge upon the earth

Ok

*BANG*

*BIFF*

*KAPOW!*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#45680689)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:58 AM
Author: Lilac set

hehe tho credited rethponthe hehe: https://tinychat.com/room/james102387



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#45680694)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:43 AM
Author: Lilac set

honestly, i'd say i won this thread LMFAO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#45680680)



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Date: July 19th, 2023 3:34 PM
Author: buck-toothed theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#46566325)



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Date: September 14th, 2023 11:31 PM
Author: 180 meetinghouse karate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#46799416)



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Date: September 14th, 2023 11:31 PM
Author: violet blood rage address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#46799418)



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Date: October 19th, 2023 7:34 PM
Author: galvanic lavender hairy legs locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#46958530)



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Date: October 19th, 2023 7:40 PM
Author: kink-friendly mint potus sandwich

embarrassing thread for OP jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#46958556)



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Date: October 19th, 2023 8:01 PM
Author: high-end demanding trailer park antidepressant drug

"I always liked to read and to write."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#46958648)



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Date: October 12th, 2024 6:11 PM
Author: lemon filthy sex offender step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#48191108)



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Date: November 17th, 2024 11:48 AM
Author: Startled friendly grandma area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#48348597)



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Date: November 17th, 2024 12:04 PM
Author: Marvelous pontificating french chef

This marked the end of harrison’s prolific poasting career in tandem with Julia poasting a chain of his “plz respond” emails. A heavyweight in the Halford/Watchmen era—he was very similar to ricki in poasting style and had a solid clique here that frequently showered him with blank-bumps & 180s. A reminder to us all—make liberal use of the cancel and save as draft features in xo/gmail.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#48348643)



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Date: November 17th, 2024 12:06 PM
Author: Bipolar Lascivious Masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#48348651)



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Date: November 17th, 2024 12:08 PM
Author: titillating sable university

Bars and ordering drinks at bars are retarded, just pregame, go there and stand around, don’t try and order drinks unless you’re a regular

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#48348661)



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Date: February 9th, 2025 12:51 AM
Author: talking bistre field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#48638031)



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Date: February 9th, 2025 1:12 AM
Author: Bateful Lettuce Pit

(Doodikof)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#48638049)



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Date: February 9th, 2025 1:14 AM
Author: Bronze boyish center

lol fucking gook

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#48638051)



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Date: February 9th, 2025 1:15 AM
Author: Gay swashbuckling yarmulke

this was jjc right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#48638053)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:53 PM
Author: Startled friendly grandma area

harrison tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#49077482)



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Date: October 21st, 2025 10:59 AM
Author: greedy cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#49363699)



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Date: March 11th, 2026 8:02 PM
Author: Gay swashbuckling yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#49735840)



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Date: March 28th, 2026 9:16 PM
Author: wait till biggus dickus hears of this

10 years, wow. I think about this all the time. XO is a moveable feast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#49777531)