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Tried doing standup comedy tonight, got booed offstage

Fucking assholes
aromatic organic girlfriend office
  09/18/24
WTF you've got YEARS of material to work with, right here. ...
dull pistol pocket flask
  09/18/24
I’ve considered doing the “just imagine what pus...
aromatic organic girlfriend office
  09/18/24
Try this one: "Isn't it crazy? We have a whole medi...
dull pistol pocket flask
  09/19/24
read off that poast with a drink in your hand and exit
idiotic aphrodisiac idiot sanctuary
  10/04/24
What was your best joke
bearded at-the-ready therapy crackhouse
  09/18/24
This thing about picking up my dog’s shit and looking ...
aromatic organic girlfriend office
  09/18/24
Lol, sounds cringy af
Hideous base
  09/19/24
Dog material usually connects at standup shows - large overl...
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  05/06/25
expected OP to be snoot
house-broken school
  09/18/24
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Avocado candlestick maker new version
  09/18/24
whats the deal with that?
Racy Duck-like Mad Cow Disease
  09/18/24
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  09/19/24
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Clear stag film love of her life
  10/04/24
Get some pointers from CSLG I believe he said he was going t...
flushed home stock car
  09/19/24
This is one of those things you get good at by doing it a lo...
citrine kitty reading party
  09/19/24
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q3BEUX5n0nY
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aromatic organic girlfriend office
  12/20/24
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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:32 PM
Author: aromatic organic girlfriend office

Fucking assholes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5597505&forum_id=2Reputation#48106661)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:34 PM
Author: dull pistol pocket flask

WTF you've got YEARS of material to work with, right here.

Did you try out Biden growling "who told you that? Mike Fart?"

That always kills here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5597505&forum_id=2Reputation#48106668)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:49 PM
Author: aromatic organic girlfriend office

I’ve considered doing the “just imagine what pussy and sex was like for Inuits 200 years ago” bit but never have

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5597505&forum_id=2Reputation#48106744)



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Date: September 19th, 2024 4:12 PM
Author: dull pistol pocket flask

Try this one:

"Isn't it crazy? We have a whole medical field devoted to the care and maintenance of vaginas."

*pause for two beats*

"And they're still a disaster."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5597505&forum_id=2Reputation#48110065)



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Date: October 4th, 2024 11:16 PM
Author: idiotic aphrodisiac idiot sanctuary

read off that poast with a drink in your hand and exit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5597505&forum_id=2Reputation#48165197)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:34 PM
Author: bearded at-the-ready therapy crackhouse

What was your best joke

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5597505&forum_id=2Reputation#48106673)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:35 PM
Author: aromatic organic girlfriend office

This thing about picking up my dog’s shit and looking for a place to put it went over OK

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5597505&forum_id=2Reputation#48106681)



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Date: September 19th, 2024 4:10 PM
Author: Hideous base

Lol, sounds cringy af

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5597505&forum_id=2Reputation#48110055)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 9:06 PM
Author: hairraiser legal warrant cruise ship

Dog material usually connects at standup shows - large overlap between people who go to them and people who are obsessed with their Doggo McDoggerfaces

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5597505&forum_id=2Reputation#48909629)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:35 PM
Author: house-broken school

expected OP to be snoot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5597505&forum_id=2Reputation#48106676)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:35 PM
Author: Avocado candlestick maker new version



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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:51 PM
Author: Racy Duck-like Mad Cow Disease

whats the deal with that?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5597505&forum_id=2Reputation#48106750)



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Date: September 19th, 2024 12:29 PM
Author: irradiated apoplectic masturbator water buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5597505&forum_id=2Reputation#48109051)



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Date: October 4th, 2024 11:07 PM
Author: Clear stag film love of her life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5597505&forum_id=2Reputation#48165171)



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Date: September 19th, 2024 12:30 PM
Author: flushed home stock car

Get some pointers from CSLG I believe he said he was going to start this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5597505&forum_id=2Reputation#48109057)



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Date: September 19th, 2024 4:15 PM
Author: citrine kitty reading party

This is one of those things you get good at by doing it a lot. You can only read so much about it everything else requires stage time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5597505&forum_id=2Reputation#48110078)



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Date: October 4th, 2024 11:19 PM
Author: Electric Insecure Milk Stead

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q3BEUX5n0nY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5597505&forum_id=2Reputation#48165203)



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Date: December 20th, 2024 1:34 AM
Author: aromatic organic girlfriend office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5597505&forum_id=2Reputation#48468190)



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Date: February 27th, 2025 1:28 PM
Author: Cordovan vigorous hall wagecucks



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5597505&forum_id=2Reputation#48699040)



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Date: April 16th, 2025 8:59 PM
Author: purple theater stage degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5597505&forum_id=2Reputation#48855321)



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Date: January 15th, 2026 3:14 PM
Author: pube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5597505&forum_id=2Reputation#49592052)