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Date: April 24th, 2015 2:57 PM Author: pearly hominid volcanic crater It has a reputation now as this hackneyed expression, which is why it WORKS. The jury always perks up because it's so unexpected. Also it frames the issue very clearly: this is the plain definition, here are the facts, the facts don't match the accusation, acquittal. I literally bring a well-worn old dictionary and thump it onto the jury railing.
Prosecutors get flustered as FUCK and end up reacting to me rather than making their own case, and it makes them look gay as hell. They smirk or scoff, which makes them look like douches. They usually take time in their own closings to say something about "the defense counsel's old tricks and theatrics" but that just reminds the jury even more. |
Date: April 24th, 2015 3:13 PM Author: Heady Institution (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2Reputation#27751815) |
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Date: April 24th, 2015 3:17 PM Author: Disturbing Hateful Whorehouse (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2Reputation#27751846) |
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Date: April 24th, 2015 3:26 PM Author: Galvanic Bipolar Corner (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2Reputation#27751921) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2015 1:59 PM Author: dashing house-broken idiot house did this today (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2Reputation#29022119) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2015 3:23 PM Author: Spectacular nowag "A lot changed on 9/11..." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2Reputation#29022597) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2015 3:24 PM Author: Slap-happy kink-friendly senate (guy who wrote a great college essay) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2Reputation#29022604) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2015 3:25 PM Author: Low-t sapphire liquid oxygen cuckold "Ladies and gentlemen of the jury..." *briefcase full of dictionaries falls open* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2Reputation#29022609) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2015 3:31 PM Author: turquoise stirring rigor (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2Reputation#29022646) |
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Date: October 8th, 2025 8:52 PM Author: Word combinations (2 make yer heart skip) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2Reputation#49335488) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2015 3:33 PM Author: mind-boggling ruby locale background story (high school debate semifinalist) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2Reputation#29022657) |
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Date: May 16th, 2016 7:19 PM Author: pearly hominid volcanic crater (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2Reputation#30492581) |
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Date: May 16th, 2016 7:20 PM Author: Thirsty Light Scourge Upon The Earth who the fuck was webster (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2Reputation#30492585) |
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Date: May 16th, 2016 7:25 PM Author: pearly hominid volcanic crater Noah Webster. Just some autistic bro who really liked words (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2Reputation#30492630) |
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Date: May 16th, 2016 7:27 PM Author: Thirsty Light Scourge Upon The Earth whats his moniker (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2Reputation#30492644) |
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Date: May 16th, 2016 7:37 PM Author: pearly hominid volcanic crater CharlesXII (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2Reputation#30492706) |
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Date: December 28th, 2016 5:17 PM Author: Bistre sickened generalized bond meetinghouse (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2Reputation#32250208) |
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Date: December 28th, 2016 5:18 PM Author: citrine set 180 advice it will hit the jury like some sort of heavy book! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2Reputation#32250216) |
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Date: December 28th, 2016 5:20 PM Author: concupiscible aquamarine kitty cat stag film "Urban dictionary defines 'STAY WOKE' as . . . " (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2Reputation#32250229) |
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Date: November 11th, 2020 11:38 PM Author: Bistre sickened generalized bond meetinghouse (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2Reputation#41347456) |
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Date: July 26th, 2024 1:08 PM Author: blathering foreskin (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2Reputation#47895234) |
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Date: October 8th, 2025 8:51 PM Author: Paralegal Adolf Hitler (✅🍑) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2Reputation#49335487) |