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ITT We come up with striver job titles/descriptions contrast w/ the real jerb

Example: Brand Ambassador (whoring products on Instagram)...
apoplectic mediation
  01/27/18
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Pearly Hairless Location
  01/27/18
lawyer (fag who should have learned coding)
up-to-no-good hateful resort
  01/27/18
Vice President of Diversity and Inclusion (duties consist of...
apoplectic mediation
  01/27/18
...
vivacious adulterous office
  01/27/18
...
boyish shrine
  01/27/18
...
useless indian lodge
  01/27/18
...
charismatic piazza people who are hurt
  01/27/18
Product owner (lower upper middle manager)
Violet windowlicker
  01/27/18
Legal Ninja (huge faggot)
apoplectic mediation
  01/27/18
HR coordinator (warm body to up your company's diversity quo...
useless indian lodge
  01/27/18
Contributing Editor (blogging intern)
Violet windowlicker
  01/27/18
General Counsel You are in fact not a general.
boyish shrine
  01/27/18
Program Specialist (data entry clerk)
Violet windowlicker
  01/27/18
Program Associate (glorified intern who brings the potbelly ...
trip kitty
  01/27/18
Articling student (temporary slave labourer)
Pearly Hairless Location
  01/27/18
Thought Leader (LinkedIn poster)
Violet windowlicker
  01/27/18
Of counsel (guy renting office space in your building)
Pearly Hairless Location
  01/27/18
Consultant / Small Business Owner (unemployed)
swashbuckling puce partner
  01/27/18
Product Manager (duties include checking in with engineers w...
apoplectic mediation
  01/27/18
Blockchain entrepreneur (owns .2 BTC)
useless indian lodge
  01/27/18
...
apoplectic mediation
  08/12/24
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  08/08/25


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Date: January 27th, 2018 11:18 AM
Author: apoplectic mediation

Example:

Brand Ambassador (whoring products on Instagram)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3872834&forum_id=2Reputation#35252234)



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Date: January 27th, 2018 11:44 AM
Author: Pearly Hairless Location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3872834&forum_id=2Reputation#35252455)



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Date: January 27th, 2018 11:19 AM
Author: up-to-no-good hateful resort

lawyer (fag who should have learned coding)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3872834&forum_id=2Reputation#35252243)



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Date: January 27th, 2018 11:20 AM
Author: apoplectic mediation

Vice President of Diversity and Inclusion (duties consist of being a black woman)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3872834&forum_id=2Reputation#35252244)



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Date: January 27th, 2018 11:21 AM
Author: vivacious adulterous office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3872834&forum_id=2Reputation#35252255)



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Date: January 27th, 2018 11:33 AM
Author: boyish shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3872834&forum_id=2Reputation#35252360)



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Date: January 27th, 2018 11:34 AM
Author: useless indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3872834&forum_id=2Reputation#35252378)



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Date: January 27th, 2018 11:49 AM
Author: charismatic piazza people who are hurt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3872834&forum_id=2Reputation#35252483)



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Date: January 27th, 2018 11:21 AM
Author: Violet windowlicker

Product owner (lower upper middle manager)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3872834&forum_id=2Reputation#35252253)



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Date: January 27th, 2018 11:26 AM
Author: apoplectic mediation

Legal Ninja (huge faggot)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3872834&forum_id=2Reputation#35252306)



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Date: January 27th, 2018 11:28 AM
Author: useless indian lodge

HR coordinator (warm body to up your company's diversity quotient)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3872834&forum_id=2Reputation#35252320)



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Date: January 27th, 2018 11:32 AM
Author: Violet windowlicker

Contributing Editor (blogging intern)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3872834&forum_id=2Reputation#35252346)



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Date: January 27th, 2018 11:34 AM
Author: boyish shrine

General Counsel

You are in fact not a general.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3872834&forum_id=2Reputation#35252376)



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Date: January 27th, 2018 11:44 AM
Author: Violet windowlicker

Program Specialist (data entry clerk)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3872834&forum_id=2Reputation#35252453)



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Date: January 27th, 2018 11:46 AM
Author: trip kitty

Program Associate (glorified intern who brings the potbelly sandwiches to luncheons)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3872834&forum_id=2Reputation#35252464)



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Date: January 27th, 2018 11:47 AM
Author: Pearly Hairless Location

Articling student (temporary slave labourer)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3872834&forum_id=2Reputation#35252468)



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Date: January 27th, 2018 11:47 AM
Author: Violet windowlicker

Thought Leader (LinkedIn poster)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3872834&forum_id=2Reputation#35252470)



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Date: January 27th, 2018 11:48 AM
Author: Pearly Hairless Location

Of counsel (guy renting office space in your building)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3872834&forum_id=2Reputation#35252480)



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Date: January 27th, 2018 11:49 AM
Author: swashbuckling puce partner

Consultant / Small Business Owner (unemployed)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3872834&forum_id=2Reputation#35252481)



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Date: January 27th, 2018 11:51 AM
Author: apoplectic mediation

Product Manager (duties include checking in with engineers who are doing the work)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3872834&forum_id=2Reputation#35252499)



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Date: January 27th, 2018 11:54 AM
Author: useless indian lodge

Blockchain entrepreneur (owns .2 BTC)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3872834&forum_id=2Reputation#35252532)



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Date: August 12th, 2024 1:06 PM
Author: apoplectic mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3872834&forum_id=2Reputation#47956914)



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Date: August 8th, 2025 4:34 PM
Author: \'\'\"\'\'\'\"\'\'\'\"\'



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3872834&forum_id=2Reputation#49168067)