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Imagine if Superman was black. He'd be literally raping and killing everything

No person, business, or nation would be safe. At absolute...
Stirring field idea he suggested
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Glassy Nursing Home
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Glassy Nursing Home
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important thread
Glassy Nursing Home
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Elite center
  09/17/23
Water would be his kryptonite
razzle cordovan stain
  09/17/23
no, a job would be
Stirring field idea he suggested
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Glassy Nursing Home
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Glassy Nursing Home
  09/28/23
Classical music
Insane associate
  09/28/23
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/mb9Q3ei_Ag8
fuchsia provocative people who are hurt milk
  09/17/23
lmao the last one was 180 especially if he really came up wi...
Drab Public Bath Liquid Oxygen
  09/28/23
is that legit? stunned todays snl would make that joke.
Smoky razzmatazz sweet tailpipe lettuce
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Apoplectic point
  09/28/23
It's a recurring bit on Weekend Update where the black guy (...
Claret stage
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Bateful Blood Rage National
  09/17/23
Is the hypo that Superman crashed into a black family or tha...
beady-eyed corner
  09/28/23
dark skinned kryptonian crashing onto black family's farm
Stirring field idea he suggested
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Would have died on Krypton, no dad to build a spaceship for ...
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sooty misanthropic office
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magical histrionic senate
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TURD SANDWICH
  04/08/26
well he's not white either. he was created by 2 jews.
SkaddenArse
  04/08/26


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Date: September 17th, 2023 2:49 PM
Author: Stirring field idea he suggested

No person, business, or nation would be safe.

At absolute best he'd focus on a rap career instead of helping anyone.

Lois lane would be a jungle bunny.

There would be no Jonathan Kent since he would have left Clark and Martha on day 1 of him arriving from Krypton.

Martha would be a crack addict.

I'm obviously assuming that in this alternate universe the whole Kent family is black.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5407449&forum_id=2Reputation#46808088)



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Date: September 17th, 2023 2:50 PM
Author: Glassy Nursing Home



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Date: September 17th, 2023 3:07 PM
Author: Glassy Nursing Home



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Date: September 17th, 2023 3:13 PM
Author: Glassy Nursing Home

important thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5407449&forum_id=2Reputation#46808183)



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Date: September 17th, 2023 3:15 PM
Author: Elite center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5407449&forum_id=2Reputation#46808189)



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Date: September 17th, 2023 3:14 PM
Author: razzle cordovan stain

Water would be his kryptonite

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5407449&forum_id=2Reputation#46808187)



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Date: September 28th, 2023 11:21 AM
Author: Stirring field idea he suggested

no, a job would be

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5407449&forum_id=2Reputation#46854770)



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Date: September 28th, 2023 11:27 AM
Author: Glassy Nursing Home



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Date: September 28th, 2023 4:07 PM
Author: Glassy Nursing Home



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Date: September 28th, 2023 11:59 AM
Author: Insane associate

Classical music

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5407449&forum_id=2Reputation#46854929)



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Date: September 17th, 2023 3:17 PM
Author: fuchsia provocative people who are hurt milk

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/mb9Q3ei_Ag8

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5407449&forum_id=2Reputation#46808195)



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Date: September 28th, 2023 11:26 AM
Author: Drab Public Bath Liquid Oxygen

lmao the last one was 180 especially if he really came up with it on the spot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5407449&forum_id=2Reputation#46854791)



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Date: September 28th, 2023 11:43 AM
Author: Smoky razzmatazz sweet tailpipe lettuce

is that legit? stunned todays snl would make that joke.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5407449&forum_id=2Reputation#46854851)



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Date: September 28th, 2023 11:46 AM
Author: Apoplectic point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5407449&forum_id=2Reputation#46854862)



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Date: September 28th, 2023 11:54 AM
Author: Claret stage

It's a recurring bit on Weekend Update where the black guy (Michael Che) writes the white guy's jokes for him and they're all racist

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5407449&forum_id=2Reputation#46854901)



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Date: September 17th, 2023 3:32 PM
Author: Bateful Blood Rage National



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5407449&forum_id=2Reputation#46808257)



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Date: September 28th, 2023 11:26 AM
Author: beady-eyed corner

Is the hypo that Superman crashed into a black family or that he was a dark skinned Kryptonian?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5407449&forum_id=2Reputation#46854794)



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Date: September 28th, 2023 1:11 PM
Author: Stirring field idea he suggested

dark skinned kryptonian crashing onto black family's farm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5407449&forum_id=2Reputation#46855331)



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Date: September 28th, 2023 11:32 AM
Author: Apoplectic point

Would have died on Krypton, no dad to build a spaceship for him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5407449&forum_id=2Reputation#46854814)



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Date: September 28th, 2023 1:12 PM
Author: Stirring field idea he suggested



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5407449&forum_id=2Reputation#46855333)



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Date: September 28th, 2023 11:54 AM
Author: sooty misanthropic office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5407449&forum_id=2Reputation#46854906)



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Date: September 28th, 2023 5:42 PM
Author: magical histrionic senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5407449&forum_id=2Reputation#46856433)



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Date: April 8th, 2026 10:08 AM
Author: TURD SANDWICH ( )



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5407449&forum_id=2Reputation#49803340)



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Date: April 8th, 2026 11:11 AM
Author: SkaddenArse

well he's not white either. he was created by 2 jews.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5407449&forum_id=2Reputation#49803466)