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Closing argument time this morning. Inshallah I’ll channel my inner EPAH

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sable spot hunting ground
  04/29/26
3-5 current posters max has ever done a jury trial
duck-like cruise ship
  04/29/26
You guys do trials in SaAs Law, Ricky?
sable spot hunting ground
  04/29/26
Not Ricky, jewish darkness tp
duck-like cruise ship
  05/01/26
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Geriatric puce wrinkle
  05/01/26
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Opaque trailer park haunted graveyard
  04/29/26
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sable spot hunting ground
  04/29/26
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Geriatric puce wrinkle
  05/01/26
the elegant lisp, the sassy hand motions, all of it.
flirting aphrodisiac site
  04/29/26
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Swollen multi-billionaire church building
  04/29/26
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Geriatric puce wrinkle
  05/01/26
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Magical theater stage
  04/30/26
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Odious Disrespectful Business Firm
  05/01/26
you forgot the WOC paralegal
Odious Disrespectful Business Firm
  05/01/26
Flocks of stylish WoCs in business casual attire tp
Geriatric puce wrinkle
  05/01/26
https://imgur.com/a/does-she-know-xw1Aoz0 :-((( I'd be b...
Swollen multi-billionaire church building
  05/02/26
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Geriatric puce wrinkle
  05/02/26
Just got the not guilty verdict. Pretty chill.
sable spot hunting ground
  04/29/26
Did you hit the jury with dat "i'm gay" during clo...
flirting aphrodisiac site
  04/29/26
Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, in conclusion, I love men
sable spot hunting ground
  04/29/26
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Geriatric puce wrinkle
  04/29/26
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wonderful filthpig son of senegal
  04/29/26
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Diverse stage
  04/29/26
180!
Swollen multi-billionaire church building
  04/29/26
hell yeah
Opaque trailer park haunted graveyard
  04/29/26
Attorney watching my closing said I TROUNCED the DA. It was ...
sable spot hunting ground
  04/30/26
What happened to the pallets?
Navy Hell Half-breed
  04/30/26
He dropped a few and they were scattered all over the street...
sable spot hunting ground
  04/30/26
What a retard. Were you saying ur client wasn’t that g...
talking stirring philosopher-king
  05/01/26
To be precise, We got the theft charge dropped at the prelim...
sable spot hunting ground
  05/01/26
How many people are out on the streets at 4 am in ski masks ...
talking stirring philosopher-king
  05/01/26
To be fair, this was in the winter, when temp was in the 30s...
sable spot hunting ground
  05/01/26
Post your closing argument text
vengeful idiot theater
  05/01/26
Don’t have one. I wrote out some bullet points that co...
sable spot hunting ground
  05/01/26
I initially read this as “prancing around the house&rd...
talking stirring philosopher-king
  05/01/26
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Geriatric puce wrinkle
  05/01/26
How do you describe reasonable doubt for the retarded proles...
vengeful idiot theater
  05/02/26
I wonder what % of white people own a ski mask vs % of nigge...
talking stirring philosopher-king
  05/01/26
The most prestigious per capita ski mask ownership discussio...
Geriatric puce wrinkle
  05/01/26
180
wonderful filthpig son of senegal
  05/01/26
180. I love forklift cases
Opaque trailer park haunted graveyard
  05/01/26
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Coral razzmatazz pocket flask chapel
  04/30/26
How much do you get paid now? Can I hire you?
Exhilarant Flesh Point Kitty
  04/30/26
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Exhilarant Flesh Point Kitty
  05/01/26
just don't channel your outer EPAH. no one thinks of Kermit ...
Irradiated Pungent Mad Cow Disease Mother
  05/01/26
My throat has been hurting and I suspect it’s from all...
sable spot hunting ground
  05/01/26
Do you ever think you'll go private?
talking stirring philosopher-king
  05/01/26
Yeah, I may do it eventually but I just hate the idea of bei...
sable spot hunting ground
  05/01/26
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Geriatric puce wrinkle
  05/01/26
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talking stirring philosopher-king
  05/01/26
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Geriatric puce wrinkle
  05/01/26
Yea plus youre dumb and lazy and would fail miserably
Demanding Rigpig Liquid Oxygen
  05/01/26
Shalom.
Geriatric puce wrinkle
  05/01/26
congrats!
Odious Disrespectful Business Firm
  05/01/26
Ginger tea with honey!
wonderful filthpig son of senegal
  05/01/26
180
Geriatric puce wrinkle
  05/01/26
Looking forward to this, ty
sable spot hunting ground
  05/01/26
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Geriatric puce wrinkle
  05/01/26
Not sure how sterilizing your kid is gonna help w the trial
Demanding Rigpig Liquid Oxygen
  05/01/26
Okay, I lol’d
Geriatric puce wrinkle
  05/01/26
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Swollen multi-billionaire church building
  05/02/26


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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:19 PM
Author: sable spot hunting ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Reputation#49851221)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:20 PM
Author: duck-like cruise ship

3-5 current posters max has ever done a jury trial

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Reputation#49851229)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:23 PM
Author: sable spot hunting ground

You guys do trials in SaAs Law, Ricky?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Reputation#49851237)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 4:10 PM
Author: duck-like cruise ship

Not Ricky, jewish darkness tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Reputation#49857429)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 7:35 PM
Author: Geriatric puce wrinkle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Reputation#49857978)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:32 PM
Author: Opaque trailer park haunted graveyard



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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:38 PM
Author: sable spot hunting ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Reputation#49851296)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:13 PM
Author: Geriatric puce wrinkle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Reputation#49858174)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:32 PM
Author: flirting aphrodisiac site

the elegant lisp, the sassy hand motions, all of it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Reputation#49851271)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 6:07 PM
Author: Swollen multi-billionaire church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Reputation#49852359)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 7:36 PM
Author: Geriatric puce wrinkle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Reputation#49857979)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 2:07 PM
Author: Magical theater stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Reputation#49854597)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:02 PM
Author: Odious Disrespectful Business Firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Reputation#49858147)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:03 PM
Author: Odious Disrespectful Business Firm

you forgot the WOC paralegal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Reputation#49858148)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:06 PM
Author: Geriatric puce wrinkle

Flocks of stylish WoCs in business casual attire tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Reputation#49858159)



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Date: May 2nd, 2026 5:41 PM
Author: Swollen multi-billionaire church building

https://imgur.com/a/does-she-know-xw1Aoz0

:-((( I'd be better off in a pine box, on a slow train back to Georgia than recalling that heady week.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Reputation#49860142)



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Date: May 2nd, 2026 5:48 PM
Author: Geriatric puce wrinkle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Reputation#49860161)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 5:27 PM
Author: sable spot hunting ground

Just got the not guilty verdict. Pretty chill.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Reputation#49852210)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 5:30 PM
Author: flirting aphrodisiac site

Did you hit the jury with dat "i'm gay" during closing?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Reputation#49852219)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 5:51 PM
Author: sable spot hunting ground

Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, in conclusion, I love men

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Reputation#49852289)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 5:51 PM
Author: Geriatric puce wrinkle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Reputation#49852293)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 5:53 PM
Author: wonderful filthpig son of senegal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Reputation#49852307)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 7:20 PM
Author: Diverse stage



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Date: April 29th, 2026 6:06 PM
Author: Swollen multi-billionaire church building

180!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Reputation#49852357)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 10:27 PM
Author: Opaque trailer park haunted graveyard

hell yeah

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Reputation#49852981)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 1:06 PM
Author: sable spot hunting ground

Attorney watching my closing said I TROUNCED the DA. It was a felony theft and vandalism where someone was seen on video driving a forklift through a fence into a business and taking pallets with the forklift lol. The video showed a guy with an orange vest, a ski mask and dark clothing. My client was found about an hour later 0.5 miles away on his escooter at 4 am wearing clothes matching that description.

There was also a security guard who ID’d my client as the guy. One issue was that the security guard got on the stand and didn’t really remember IDing my client and said he was far away and it was hard to see much

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Reputation#49854517)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 2:11 PM
Author: Navy Hell Half-breed

What happened to the pallets?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Reputation#49854603)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 2:22 PM
Author: sable spot hunting ground

He dropped a few and they were scattered all over the street, then he tried to get another load on the forklift and just Left them on the side of the road lol. So he wasn’t successful in stealing them and there was no getaway vehicle/car to load the pallets onto caught on video

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Reputation#49854623)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 11:50 AM
Author: talking stirring philosopher-king

What a retard. Were you saying ur client wasn’t that guy or it didn’t meet the elements of theft? Why didn’t DA bring criminal mischief charge

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Reputation#49856810)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 12:05 PM
Author: sable spot hunting ground

To be precise, We got the theft charge dropped at the preliminary hearing (probable cause hearing) by the judge. So this trial was just for felony vandalism. My argument was that they got the wrong guy.

Additional facts in my favor :

my client was actually the second guy they stopped. The first guy was also wearing a ski mask and dark clothing but he had a yellow jacket. It was clearly different than the orange vest that could be seen in the video surveilllance , so they let the guy go. (He told officers he was going to work). I argued that had the police investigated a bit more they might have found a third or fourth guy wearing a similar working class uniform with a ski mask and orange vest because this was an industrial area, and maybe whoever committed this crime was wearing something that he knew would be inconspicuous

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Reputation#49856848)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 12:37 PM
Author: talking stirring philosopher-king

How many people are out on the streets at 4 am in ski masks in Visalia, wtf is going on

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Reputation#49856911)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 1:00 PM
Author: sable spot hunting ground

To be fair, this was in the winter, when temp was in the 30s or early 40s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Reputation#49856950)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 1:41 PM
Author: vengeful idiot theater

Post your closing argument text

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Reputation#49857030)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 2:05 PM
Author: sable spot hunting ground

Don’t have one. I wrote out some bullet points that cover the reasonable doubts that I wanted to address and then I freestyled it from there my man. I always practice out loud a lot in the car and pacing around the house though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Reputation#49857095)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 3:02 PM
Author: talking stirring philosopher-king

I initially read this as “prancing around the house”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Reputation#49857244)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:13 PM
Author: Geriatric puce wrinkle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Reputation#49858175)



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Date: May 2nd, 2026 3:15 PM
Author: vengeful idiot theater

How do you describe reasonable doubt for the retarded proles

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Reputation#49859824)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 1:58 PM
Author: talking stirring philosopher-king

I wonder what % of white people own a ski mask vs % of niggers that own one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Reputation#49857084)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:14 PM
Author: Geriatric puce wrinkle

The most prestigious per capita ski mask ownership discussion board in the world.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Reputation#49858176)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 1:02 PM
Author: wonderful filthpig son of senegal

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Reputation#49856953)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 4:56 PM
Author: Opaque trailer park haunted graveyard

180. I love forklift cases

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Reputation#49857530)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 2:11 PM
Author: Coral razzmatazz pocket flask chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Reputation#49854604)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 1:08 PM
Author: Exhilarant Flesh Point Kitty

How much do you get paid now? Can I hire you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Reputation#49854522)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 11:43 AM
Author: Exhilarant Flesh Point Kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Reputation#49856799)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 12:40 PM
Author: Irradiated Pungent Mad Cow Disease Mother

just don't channel your outer EPAH. no one thinks of Kermit The Frog and sees a top tier lawyer.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Reputation#49856919)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 4:20 PM
Author: sable spot hunting ground

My throat has been hurting and I suspect it’s from all the talking in court and stress of trial. not to say that this was a really high pressure trial, but im usually exhausted for a couple days after… a comedown after all the adrenaline

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Reputation#49857452)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 5:17 PM
Author: talking stirring philosopher-king

Do you ever think you'll go private?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Reputation#49857597)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 7:34 PM
Author: sable spot hunting ground

Yeah, I may do it eventually but I just hate the idea of being distracted and stressed out by business concerns. This way I get the pure majesty of the law, but the high caseload is a downside.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Reputation#49857972)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 7:34 PM
Author: Geriatric puce wrinkle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Reputation#49857974)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 8:34 PM
Author: talking stirring philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Reputation#49858084)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 8:48 PM
Author: Geriatric puce wrinkle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Reputation#49858108)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:07 PM
Author: Demanding Rigpig Liquid Oxygen

Yea plus youre dumb and lazy and would fail miserably

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Reputation#49858160)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:07 PM
Author: Geriatric puce wrinkle

Shalom.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Reputation#49858162)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:03 PM
Author: Odious Disrespectful Business Firm

congrats!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Reputation#49858149)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:04 PM
Author: wonderful filthpig son of senegal

Ginger tea with honey!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Reputation#49858150)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:05 PM
Author: Geriatric puce wrinkle

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Reputation#49858156)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:36 PM
Author: sable spot hunting ground

Looking forward to this, ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Reputation#49858226)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:36 PM
Author: Geriatric puce wrinkle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Reputation#49858227)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:07 PM
Author: Demanding Rigpig Liquid Oxygen

Not sure how sterilizing your kid is gonna help w the trial

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Reputation#49858161)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:13 PM
Author: Geriatric puce wrinkle

Okay, I lol’d

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Reputation#49858173)



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Date: May 2nd, 2026 5:49 PM
Author: Swollen multi-billionaire church building



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