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Trump sues JP Morgan using FL shitlaw firm (link)
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Date: January 23rd, 2026 7:19 AM Author: 180 gunner really tough guy https://www.foxbusiness.com/politics/trump-sues-jpmorgan-chase-ceo-jamie-dimon-5b-over-alleged-political-debanking
complaint is embedded at the end of the article. his lawyers are "brito, PLLC," which is a dood who got his degree from GW and a bunch of shitlaw associates. i thought trump scared a bunch of biglaw firms into submission. i know he has all the biglaw firms busy fighting antisemitism, but why didn't he get one of them (surely there is one without a conflict) to represent him in this case? |
Date: January 23rd, 2026 7:22 AM Author: Excitant locale Every big law firm would be conflicted or not want the PR. They are full of shitlibs. And apart from Quinn of Boies, they are usually quite shitty at being plaintiffs due to their constant navel gazing. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5825396&forum_id=2Reputation#49611045) |
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Date: January 23rd, 2026 7:25 AM Author: 180 gunner really tough guy the conflict issue definitely occurred to me, but there's no way every one of those pussy biglaw firms he cowed into submission has a conflict.
i can see them not wanting the PR, but them caving to trump last year was horrible PR.
it's just amazing to me that trump consistently picks hacky, retarded shitlawyers to represent him (and in some cases, he appoints them to federal office where they focus solely on antisemitism and jews) |
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Date: January 27th, 2026 11:49 PM Author: Madison Avenue Lemming Enslaved to Conformity You’re a shitlaw labor tard. Every v10 law firm probably earns 20MM from JPM or from indemnified spend by them. They cannot risk jeopardizing that. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5825396&forum_id=2Reputation#49625797) |
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Date: January 23rd, 2026 7:23 AM Author: amethyst irate station this is all part of the 8-D chess he's doing to acquire greenland (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5825396&forum_id=2Reputation#49611047) |
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Date: January 23rd, 2026 7:25 AM Author: 180 gunner really tough guy i saw yesterday where he acquired greenland already (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5825396&forum_id=2Reputation#49611052) |
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Date: January 23rd, 2026 8:34 AM Author: amethyst irate station and yet you still doubt the master tactician (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5825396&forum_id=2Reputation#49611161) |
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Date: January 23rd, 2026 7:25 AM Author: vengeful selfie I love Alex Burrito. What a great lawyer. Come up here Alex. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5825396&forum_id=2Reputation#49611053) |
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Date: January 23rd, 2026 7:29 AM Author: 180 gunner really tough guy "great golfer. alex is a great golfer. they say he -- they -- but he's not better than trump, they didn't say that. get up here, alex." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5825396&forum_id=2Reputation#49611063) |
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Date: January 23rd, 2026 7:31 AM Author: vengeful selfie (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5825396&forum_id=2Reputation#49611069) |
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Date: January 23rd, 2026 7:47 AM Author: Soul-stirring garnet pit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5825396&forum_id=2Reputation#49611099) |
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Date: January 23rd, 2026 8:34 AM Author: amethyst irate station (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5825396&forum_id=2Reputation#49611162) |
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Date: January 23rd, 2026 8:40 AM Author: anal corner twinkling uncleanness (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5825396&forum_id=2Reputation#49611166) |
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Date: January 23rd, 2026 8:42 AM Author: geriatric mood (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5825396&forum_id=2Reputation#49611167) |
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Date: January 23rd, 2026 9:22 AM Author: 180 gunner really tough guy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5825396&forum_id=2Reputation#49611225) |
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Date: January 23rd, 2026 6:52 PM Author: mustard spectacular abode depressive (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5825396&forum_id=2Reputation#49612983) |
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Date: January 23rd, 2026 8:42 AM Author: geriatric mood (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5825396&forum_id=2Reputation#49611168) |
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Date: January 23rd, 2026 6:43 PM Author: Vermilion domesticated range gay wizard Vance should have recommended ZZZ (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5825396&forum_id=2Reputation#49612972) |
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Date: January 23rd, 2026 6:48 PM Author: Salmon crackhouse mexican (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5825396&forum_id=2Reputation#49612977) |
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Date: January 23rd, 2026 6:49 PM Author: Citrine base turdskin why? doesn't he want to win the case?
Candy Ride seems daft |
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Date: January 24th, 2026 8:50 AM Author: Daniel Dicksucker ((zurich is stained)) Zzz/candy ride went to Chicago. Where did you go, loser? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5825396&forum_id=2Reputation#49614013) |
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Date: January 23rd, 2026 6:52 PM Author: sinister hunting ground sound barrier i assume that the truthful answer as to why they de-banked him is not pretty. that's leverage.
yes, it's yet another shitlaw firm, but notice that Sullivan & Cromwell is doing the criminal appeal. i find that interesting. i expect them to win and have all the felonies tossed. |
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Date: January 24th, 2026 9:45 AM Author: Daniel Dicksucker ((zurich is stained)) actually, shitlaw might be cr for the trial. biglawyers generally have no actual trial experience. a few years before i joined, my biglaw firm represented dan akyroyd in a trademark case (involving his vodka in a skull bottle), and the "litigation department" had to get a traditional labor guy in my department to try the case because he had a ton of administrative trial experience in front of the NLRB. the "litigators" were really good at filing motions and settling but had no courtroom experience. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5825396&forum_id=2Reputation#49614081) |
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Date: January 24th, 2026 9:04 AM Author: wait till biggus dickus hears of this Cslg needs to go on Matt gaetz to opine (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5825396&forum_id=2Reputation#49614031) |
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Date: January 24th, 2026 9:43 AM Author: Daniel Dicksucker ((zurich is stained)) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5825396&forum_id=2Reputation#49614077) |
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Date: January 27th, 2026 11:50 PM Author: chadgpt-6 I see the Zozo crew is back at it again (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5825396&forum_id=2Reputation#49625799) |