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Jamie Dimon IMPLORES Gen Z to get back in the wage cage

https://youtube.com/shorts/6glAn-Gj9LM You owe corporate ...
gay embarrassed to the bone sex offender clown
  04/28/26
isnt he complete correct?
Red Magical Abode Nowag
  04/28/26
He's spiritually jewish
aromatic copper roommate
  04/28/26
(born Hymie Diamond)
sooty chad station
  04/28/26
Welcome to Athena, my friend
gay embarrassed to the bone sex offender clown
  04/28/26
dont think you needed the word "spiritually" frien...
wonderful pontificating property yarmulke
  04/28/26
Lol at those 15yo pics. Show his current aids-riddled mug
Swashbuckling zippy dopamine
  04/28/26
cant stand that godawful faggot
wonderful pontificating property yarmulke
  04/28/26
Why not? He's just trying to grow his bank.
gay embarrassed to the bone sex offender clown
  04/28/26
He's not prestigious at all. He's an embarrassment. Almost a...
Supple blue menage community account
  04/28/26
I've hit a nerve with the ibankers
gay embarrassed to the bone sex offender clown
  04/28/26
LOL at this fucking loser hypercapitalist freak
Laughsome adulterous library cuckold
  04/28/26
He REPRESENTS the WILL of the SHAREHOLDERS Look at this: ...
gay embarrassed to the bone sex offender clown
  04/28/26
Yeah how are rich people supposed to keep gobbling up all th...
Laughsome adulterous library cuckold
  04/28/26
I ask myself this every morning when I click buy on Nvidia.
gay embarrassed to the bone sex offender clown
  04/28/26
...
ungodly point keepsake machete
  04/28/26
Greeks, Turks and Indians are much worse than Jews irt greed
ungodly point keepsake machete
  04/28/26
(((Bankers))) live in constant fear that somewhere, someone ...
charismatic bright parlour prole
  04/28/26
his business model is very fratty and chill. he just hangs o...
gay embarrassed to the bone sex offender clown
  04/28/26
he's clearly a sociopath and also completely correct
Purple Rough-skinned Private Investor
  04/28/26
100% cr I would NEVER work for JP Morgan. I would live in...
gay embarrassed to the bone sex offender clown
  04/28/26
it's boomer mentality to the max and I can say as someone wh...
Purple Rough-skinned Private Investor
  04/28/26
My boomer dad defends in person work to the hilt. It's all t...
gay embarrassed to the bone sex offender clown
  04/28/26
No. People should spend their lives playing Call of Duty ins...
dashing maniacal organic girlfriend
  04/28/26
"semi-diseased shit" is right tbh
Amethyst startled legal warrant
  04/28/26
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rambunctious codepig
  04/28/26
He badly wanted to call it "this faggot work from home ...
aromatic copper roommate
  04/29/26
...
Khaki becky sandwich
  04/29/26
Arpha
gay embarrassed to the bone sex offender clown
  04/29/26


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Date: April 28th, 2026 4:01 PM
Author: gay embarrassed to the bone sex offender clown

https://youtube.com/shorts/6glAn-Gj9LM

You owe corporate America your CREATIVITY and UNDIVIDED ATTENTION. Give your best years of your life to feeding this machine. This company needs to GROW you miserably faggots!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861368&forum_id=2Reputation#49849143)



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Date: April 28th, 2026 5:05 PM
Author: Red Magical Abode Nowag

isnt he complete correct?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861368&forum_id=2Reputation#49849276)



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Date: April 28th, 2026 4:52 PM
Author: aromatic copper roommate

He's spiritually jewish

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861368&forum_id=2Reputation#49849235)



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Date: April 28th, 2026 4:52 PM
Author: sooty chad station

(born Hymie Diamond)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861368&forum_id=2Reputation#49849240)



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Date: April 28th, 2026 5:03 PM
Author: gay embarrassed to the bone sex offender clown

Welcome to Athena, my friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861368&forum_id=2Reputation#49849270)



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Date: April 28th, 2026 5:07 PM
Author: wonderful pontificating property yarmulke

dont think you needed the word "spiritually" friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861368&forum_id=2Reputation#49849281)



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Date: April 28th, 2026 4:54 PM
Author: Swashbuckling zippy dopamine

Lol at those 15yo pics. Show his current aids-riddled mug

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861368&forum_id=2Reputation#49849247)



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Date: April 28th, 2026 5:06 PM
Author: wonderful pontificating property yarmulke

cant stand that godawful faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861368&forum_id=2Reputation#49849279)



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Date: April 28th, 2026 5:25 PM
Author: gay embarrassed to the bone sex offender clown

Why not? He's just trying to grow his bank.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861368&forum_id=2Reputation#49849335)



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Date: April 28th, 2026 10:55 PM
Author: Supple blue menage community account

He's not prestigious at all. He's an embarrassment. Almost as embarrassing as Solomon running GS into the ground.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861368&forum_id=2Reputation#49850148)



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Date: April 28th, 2026 11:04 PM
Author: gay embarrassed to the bone sex offender clown

I've hit a nerve with the ibankers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861368&forum_id=2Reputation#49850166)



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Date: April 28th, 2026 5:31 PM
Author: Laughsome adulterous library cuckold

LOL at this fucking loser hypercapitalist freak

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861368&forum_id=2Reputation#49849342)



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Date: April 28th, 2026 5:38 PM
Author: gay embarrassed to the bone sex offender clown

He REPRESENTS the WILL of the SHAREHOLDERS

Look at this:

NYSE: JPM

In 2022 it was worth a THIRD of what it is now. They 3x their investor's money. That's Jamie's job. He gets paid 43 mil every year to grow the value of the stock for investors. How are people supposed to get rich if Jamie doesn't force his shitployees to work hard? Hmm?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861368&forum_id=2Reputation#49849362)



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Date: April 28th, 2026 5:40 PM
Author: Laughsome adulterous library cuckold

Yeah how are rich people supposed to keep gobbling up all the wealth if the kids don't put the right Jewish numbers in the future machine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861368&forum_id=2Reputation#49849366)



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Date: April 28th, 2026 5:45 PM
Author: gay embarrassed to the bone sex offender clown

I ask myself this every morning when I click buy on Nvidia.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861368&forum_id=2Reputation#49849372)



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Date: April 28th, 2026 5:46 PM
Author: ungodly point keepsake machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861368&forum_id=2Reputation#49849378)



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Date: April 28th, 2026 5:46 PM
Author: ungodly point keepsake machete

Greeks, Turks and Indians are much worse than Jews irt greed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861368&forum_id=2Reputation#49849380)



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Date: April 28th, 2026 5:51 PM
Author: charismatic bright parlour prole

(((Bankers))) live in constant fear that somewhere, someone out there is happy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861368&forum_id=2Reputation#49849405)



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Date: April 28th, 2026 5:53 PM
Author: gay embarrassed to the bone sex offender clown

his business model is very fratty and chill. he just hangs on to cash and waits for other banks to fail by being to risky and then snaps them up. he's just bailing out his bros time and again!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861368&forum_id=2Reputation#49849415)



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Date: April 28th, 2026 6:01 PM
Author: Purple Rough-skinned Private Investor

he's clearly a sociopath and also completely correct

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861368&forum_id=2Reputation#49849444)



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Date: April 28th, 2026 6:07 PM
Author: gay embarrassed to the bone sex offender clown

100% cr

I would NEVER work for JP Morgan. I would live in poverty and beg for alms before putting in a day for this guy. That being said, as a SHAREHOLDER I demand that THEY get up and put on a suit and go work as hard as possible every day to grow my GREEDBUCKS. LOL! Get in the wagecage!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861368&forum_id=2Reputation#49849460)



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Date: April 28th, 2026 10:39 PM
Author: Purple Rough-skinned Private Investor

it's boomer mentality to the max and I can say as someone who has been WFH for over a decade that this shit is toxic on a personal level.

the onerous though should be on him to prove and quantify the value of being in person. carting your ass an hour each way means you spend roughly 17 days per year commuting that you could spend being a more productive employee. forcing people into NYC offices means higher salaries. there's the cost of real estate and maintaining these offices.

end of the day wfh is probably saving JP morgan $$ but boomer jews like Dimon are just clinging to the old days.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861368&forum_id=2Reputation#49850122)



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Date: April 28th, 2026 10:50 PM
Author: gay embarrassed to the bone sex offender clown

My boomer dad defends in person work to the hilt. It's all these people have left. It's the suit and tie. It's grabbing lunch from the falafel cart. It's being able to lord it over somebody to their face. It's crucial imo. It's critical that you know your place in the hierarchy. If Dimon didn't have any peasants to stunt on what would he do?

Also boomers OWN the real estate. If they let everybody leave it wouldn't be worth anything. They will NEVER let you simply 'do NYC' somewhere else.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861368&forum_id=2Reputation#49850143)



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Date: April 28th, 2026 7:45 PM
Author: dashing maniacal organic girlfriend

No. People should spend their lives playing Call of Duty instead of working and growing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861368&forum_id=2Reputation#49849710)



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Date: April 28th, 2026 9:11 PM
Author: Amethyst startled legal warrant

"semi-diseased shit" is right tbh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861368&forum_id=2Reputation#49849911)



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Date: April 28th, 2026 10:14 PM
Author: rambunctious codepig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861368&forum_id=2Reputation#49850074)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 10:49 AM
Author: aromatic copper roommate

He badly wanted to call it "this faggot work from home zoom shit"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861368&forum_id=2Reputation#49850969)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 10:50 AM
Author: Khaki becky sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861368&forum_id=2Reputation#49850974)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 11:36 AM
Author: gay embarrassed to the bone sex offender clown

Arpha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861368&forum_id=2Reputation#49851039)