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What is the difference between Lisa Rowe and a pizza?

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Self-centered mediation turdskin
  08/14/13
tell me
lilac lettuce
  08/14/13
After a felon who did not graduate from high school drops th...
Self-centered mediation turdskin
  08/14/13
lol tyft
odious chad box office
  08/14/13
This is like 180 gold with no recognition.
Maniacal hell coffee pot
  12/28/13
Today, it is recognized as gold my brother. 180
Glittery harsh abode
  12/28/13
fucking lol
Purple degenerate menage
  05/12/15
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balding concupiscible weed whacker multi-billionaire
  05/12/15
so underrated
Wine trust fund
  01/19/16
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slap-happy institution patrolman
  06/07/17
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Heady Brethren
  03/31/18
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Khaki insane sanctuary
  07/18/18
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  07/18/18
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frozen bearded home yarmulke
  12/16/21
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Shivering center factory reset button
  02/16/23
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Mauve Forum
  12/11/24
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dull crackhouse deer antler
  06/11/25
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  08/12/25
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offensive trip philosopher-king
  08/12/25
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dull crackhouse deer antler
  01/11/26
it's enjoyable to fuck a pizza
Doobsian cerise candlestick maker cruise ship
  08/14/13
When I order a pizza, it doesn't arrive at my doorstep cover...
abnormal charismatic quadroon indian lodge
  08/14/13
lmao
lilac lettuce
  05/12/15
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Fiercely-loyal narrow-minded toilet seat
  12/11/24
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Mauve Forum
  12/11/24
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UN peacekeeper
  07/06/26
a promptly delivered pizza can fetch $12
Doobsian cerise candlestick maker cruise ship
  08/14/13
Pizzas don't suck cock for a small bag of meth
fighting thriller dilemma
  08/14/13
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odious chad box office
  08/14/13
When you are done eating a pizza, you have not consumed a ne...
Self-centered mediation turdskin
  08/14/13
To be fair, (Guy who doesn't ENGAGE THE PIZZA TRACKER)
aggressive sable legal warrant
  08/14/13
When a pizzas gets cold it does not mean that it went into c...
Self-centered mediation turdskin
  08/14/13
When you share a pizza with your friends it does not inform ...
Self-centered mediation turdskin
  08/14/13
When you are finished with a pizza it does not ask if it can...
Self-centered mediation turdskin
  08/14/13
weird blob of shit from another dimension
geriatric private investor
  08/14/13
rofl
lilac lettuce
  08/14/13
180
frozen bearded home yarmulke
  08/14/13
rofl
Peach diverse area
  08/14/13
took a few attempts but 180
house-broken church
  08/14/13
lol
laughsome haunting tanning salon
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Transparent Fantasy-prone Native
  08/14/13
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slap-happy institution patrolman
  03/10/14
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Very tactful death wish
  03/24/21
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Shivering center factory reset button
  02/16/23
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Lascivious henna headpube nursing home
  08/12/25
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Bespoke apoplectic filthpig
  08/14/13
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odious chad box office
  08/14/13
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Bespoke apoplectic filthpig
  08/14/13
The ignorant teenagers who made the pizza were not blackout ...
Self-centered mediation turdskin
  08/14/13
Pizzas don't grab their ankles when Tyrone barks at them
abnormal charismatic quadroon indian lodge
  08/14/13
I'm not afraid of the pizza's box.
Bespoke apoplectic filthpig
  08/14/13
best of thread
geriatric private investor
  08/14/13
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zombie-like gay wizard
  08/14/13
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Mauve Forum
  12/11/24
Criminally underrated
Mauve Forum
  12/11/24
If you have a few beers with the pizza it won't start crying...
Self-centered mediation turdskin
  08/14/13
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odious chad box office
  08/14/13
If you order the pizza online it's going to at least passing...
Self-centered mediation turdskin
  08/14/13
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odious chad box office
  08/14/13
At least one person in history has said that a pizza is incr...
Self-centered mediation turdskin
  08/14/13
(guy who doesn't realize that guys will say ANYTHING to get ...
odious chad box office
  08/14/13
pizzas have an expiration date
geriatric private investor
  08/14/13
after you eat a pizza there's less grease on your hands
Swashbuckling idiot
  08/14/13
Pizzas are not whores.
abnormal charismatic quadroon indian lodge
  08/14/13
A pizza tracker is online and engaged by the buyer instead o...
Jade Self-absorbed Old Irish Cottage
  08/14/13
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lilac lettuce
  08/14/13
180
cowardly adulterous national
  08/14/13
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Marvelous hissy fit
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Transparent Fantasy-prone Native
  08/15/13
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Self-centered mediation turdskin
  08/17/13
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Purple degenerate menage
  01/19/16
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Heady Brethren
  03/31/18
The white box LR is kept in is padded.
Jade Self-absorbed Old Irish Cottage
  08/14/13
you want more pizza in the morning.
zombie-like gay wizard
  08/14/13
you're not ashamed to tell your friends you had pizza.
zombie-like gay wizard
  08/14/13
lol
underhanded pink gaping state
  08/14/13
When a pizza shows up at a party everybody cheers instead of...
Self-centered mediation turdskin
  08/14/13
Pizzas aren't children of God who deserve respect and dignit...
Bespoke apoplectic filthpig
  08/14/13
thank you for showing me kindness :)
geriatric private investor
  08/14/13
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zombie-like gay wizard
  08/14/13
(not bloodacre)
Pungent Jew
  08/14/13
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Aromatic Milk Gaming Laptop
  03/31/18
When a pizza is an extra-large it doesn't spend a hundred ho...
Self-centered mediation turdskin
  08/14/13
*orders a BBP*
Bespoke apoplectic filthpig
  08/14/13
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salmon piazza double fault
  01/23/14
When a pizza falls on the floor in a dingy frat basement it'...
Self-centered mediation turdskin
  08/14/13
i seriously doubt any frat would think i was cool enough to ...
geriatric private investor
  08/14/13
If you forget to pick up a pizza it won't show up drunk at 4...
Self-centered mediation turdskin
  08/14/13
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zombie-like gay wizard
  08/14/13
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Emerald orchestra pit
  09/11/13
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Emerald orchestra pit
  02/16/23
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Very tactful death wish
  02/16/23
The pizza does not claim that it's round just because it's a...
Self-centered mediation turdskin
  08/14/13
i dont think u know what ur talking about endo slime
geriatric private investor
  08/14/13
It's wrong to attack a pizza.
zombie-like gay wizard
  08/14/13
my irl friend is sitting here reading this shit and maybe u ...
geriatric private investor
  08/14/13
If you share a pizza with friends you probably won't catch a...
zombie-like gay wizard
  08/14/13
is box ok? she hasnt posted in a while
Spectacular dopamine site
  08/14/13
LR you know we <3 you but this might be the thread of the...
Comical Beta Sound Barrier
  08/14/13
there are a few that are pretty funny but a lot of them are ...
geriatric private investor
  08/14/13
To be fair, Do you want me to fight some of these niggers...
aggressive sable legal warrant
  08/14/13
you always come through for me when no one else does ty and ...
geriatric private investor
  08/14/13
To be fair, k
aggressive sable legal warrant
  08/14/13
ty, whitest knight <3
geriatric private investor
  08/14/13
TBF- not only a bitter deranged lunatic, but also beta white...
frozen bearded home yarmulke
  08/14/13
TMF: "WILL FIGHT EVERY NIGGER IN THIS PLACE"
abusive senate wrinkle
  08/14/13
Lol TBF used to simp for Lisa Rowe, preserve this for all et...
Cerebral Clear Temple Internal Respiration
  06/11/25
Do you think it's possible that this site is populated by me...
zombie-like gay wizard
  08/14/13
yeah and misogynists to boot! its gotten a lot harder to mak...
geriatric private investor
  08/14/13
That's because everyone posts under their pumo most of the t...
Comical Beta Sound Barrier
  08/14/13
you had someone literally begging for pix of u earlier
Spectacular dopamine site
  08/14/13
that was just me on my other account
geriatric private investor
  08/14/13
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Maize stirring base
  08/14/13
You objectively have a 95th percentile body and are a chill ...
Comical Beta Sound Barrier
  08/14/13
ty for the kind words and good advice. honestly i never meet...
geriatric private investor
  08/14/13
go to a random bar in the richest part of town with a female...
Comical Beta Sound Barrier
  08/14/13
i only ever went to one bar and that is when i worked there....
geriatric private investor
  08/14/13
you should do it. have at least one photo of you in a low c...
Comical Beta Sound Barrier
  08/14/13
do you think i can still pull something like that off? im no...
geriatric private investor
  08/14/13
Yes. xoxo is correct that you were better looking 10 years ...
Comical Beta Sound Barrier
  08/14/13
well i think i could date a guy who was not really very succ...
geriatric private investor
  08/14/13
Worry about the long term at this point. There are plenty o...
Comical Beta Sound Barrier
  08/14/13
i dont really like artists much anyway. ive never dated one....
geriatric private investor
  08/14/13
Go for it then, Godspeed
Comical Beta Sound Barrier
  08/14/13
ty for the advice friend
geriatric private investor
  08/14/13
"95th percentile body" LINK?
odious chad box office
  08/14/13
i dont want to brag but irl im considered pretty hot shit on...
geriatric private investor
  08/14/13
*guys eager to empty their balls into your mouth call you ho...
odious chad box office
  08/14/13
whatever
geriatric private investor
  08/14/13
Really? No offense, but after all the derogatory comments I...
vibrant jet fortuitous meteor
  08/14/13
A pizza will come in about thirty minutes.
zombie-like gay wizard
  08/14/13
It's ok to pick on a pizza.
Bespoke apoplectic filthpig
  08/14/13
It's possible for a male of average physical strength to pic...
Self-centered mediation turdskin
  08/14/13
When a pizza shows up at a school or youth center it's not t...
Self-centered mediation turdskin
  08/14/13
lol
cowardly adulterous national
  08/14/13
If you get sick of your pizza and toss it in a dumpster, it ...
Self-centered mediation turdskin
  08/14/13
180
frozen bearded home yarmulke
  08/14/13
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stimulating chest-beating kitchen
  08/14/13
It's ok for kids to eat pizza at parties.
Bespoke apoplectic filthpig
  08/14/13
If you are so stoned that you absolutely have to have your p...
Self-centered mediation turdskin
  08/14/13
If you flippantly say a pizza was great it won't get overly ...
Self-centered mediation turdskin
  08/14/13
When you pick up a pizza, your friends don't text back 'doug...
amber resort skinny woman
  08/14/13
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amber resort skinny woman
  08/14/13
When you pay cash for a pizza, the money is not automaticall...
Self-centered mediation turdskin
  08/14/13
When you leave a pizza at your house while you go to work, i...
Self-centered mediation turdskin
  08/14/13
this is kind of funny, im surprised you came up with it hehe...
geriatric private investor
  08/14/13
Only cheese and tomato sauce ooze and drip out of the cracks...
frozen bearded home yarmulke
  08/14/13
a pretty shitty contribution
geriatric private investor
  08/14/13
to be fair, white sauce can also drip out of a pizza's box
frozen bearded home yarmulke
  08/14/13
lol tyft
odious chad box office
  08/14/13
a pizza doesn't have unprotected sex with niggers
odious chad box office
  08/14/13
it should try it lol im kidding but seriously i really enjoy...
geriatric private investor
  08/14/13
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Greedy Light Address
  08/14/13
you've never seen a pizza delivery guy porno
cowardly adulterous national
  08/14/13
One of these things is greasy, crusty and covered in sausage...
Rough-skinned Arrogant Associate
  08/14/13
i dunno, they both look great with Italian sausage on them
sexy disgusting party of the first part property
  08/14/13
The only fungus you'll see on a pizza is a mushroom
frozen bearded home yarmulke
  08/14/13
did you hear the one about the mushroom who couldn't get a d...
geriatric private investor
  08/14/13
I see potential for a lengthy pun story here
frozen bearded home yarmulke
  08/14/13
Fungi. Fungi.
zombie-like gay wizard
  08/14/13
sometimes i feel like you don't understand me and you know w...
geriatric private investor
  08/14/13
while both go for 99 cents per slice, it takes over three sl...
frozen bearded home yarmulke
  08/14/13
165
Mind-boggling Indigo Nibblets Stage
  08/15/13
When a pizza leaves a Dominoes, it's not because it's being ...
Self-centered mediation turdskin
  08/14/13
lmao
odious chad box office
  08/14/13
...
Maize stirring base
  08/14/13
You can get 2 for 1 deals with pizza but LR is unique.
hyperventilating bearded theater
  08/14/13
this one is probably my favorite out of this whole thread. t...
geriatric private investor
  08/14/13
A pizza serves an actual purpose in lyfe.
Orange Locus
  08/14/13
When a driver puts a pizza in the car, the pizza doesn't off...
Self-centered mediation turdskin
  08/14/13
When a pizza gets baked it's not violating its parole.
Self-centered mediation turdskin
  08/14/13
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amber resort skinny woman
  08/14/13
my friend laughed at me irl. she doesn't really understand t...
geriatric private investor
  08/14/13
Pics?
maroon massive halford pit
  08/14/13
link?
Fiercely-loyal narrow-minded toilet seat
  08/17/13
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lilac lettuce
  08/14/13
After I eat pizza I don't need to go to the doctor for shots...
mildly autistic nofapping faggotry
  08/14/13
People actually enjoy the fact that the pizza is flat and ro...
Bossy Preventive Strike Station
  08/14/13
A pizza's crust is normal.
zombie-like gay wizard
  08/14/13
A pizza is an oven-baked, flat, round bread typically topped...
Kink-friendly Dashing Stag Film Giraffe
  08/14/13
ty for the attention, its like its my birthday and christmas...
geriatric private investor
  08/14/13
lisa rowe can't be topped!
Talented fluffy location people who are hurt
  08/14/13
i would consider allowing you to be on top of me tnsj if you...
geriatric private investor
  08/14/13
a pizza can feed a family of four.
Talented fluffy location people who are hurt
  08/14/13
not really. the dad would eat like half of the pizza and the...
geriatric private investor
  08/14/13
ps the dad was bloodacre
Talented fluffy location people who are hurt
  08/14/13
you know how bad i want that irl
geriatric private investor
  08/14/13
One comes with a box and the other comes with The Box (and T...
Soul-stirring brilliant mental disorder lay
  08/14/13
a pizza doesn't scream when i make sweet love to it.
Talented fluffy location people who are hurt
  08/14/13
Pizza tastes good
Aquamarine Background Story Plaza
  08/14/13
Underrated
Mind-boggling Indigo Nibblets Stage
  08/15/13
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slap-happy institution patrolman
  01/23/14
After having been baked for a long time it goes into a box a...
Soul-stirring brilliant mental disorder lay
  08/14/13
Pizza won't tell you that it's pregnant and needs money from...
Aquamarine Background Story Plaza
  08/14/13
LR smells like anchovies no matter what you order.
red office cuck
  08/14/13
late at night you can really get a craving for a hot piece o...
zombie-like gay wizard
  08/14/13
Even when it's bad, it's good... Mmm good
vivacious lodge international law enforcement agency
  08/14/13
lol
laughsome haunting tanning salon
  08/14/13
Oh hai askav! Peace bro, http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=McDgDl...
vivacious lodge international law enforcement agency
  08/14/13
yeah man no hate i just thought it was a corny post
laughsome haunting tanning salon
  08/14/13
~h8-->1luv
vivacious lodge international law enforcement agency
  08/14/13
You know you shouldn't eat its crust, but you can't stop bec...
Soul-stirring brilliant mental disorder lay
  08/14/13
i can only eat pizza a few times per day.
Twisted claret friendly grandma
  08/14/13
(guy trying to be main subject of the sequel to Lies and the...
Spectacular dopamine site
  08/14/13
when a guy brings your pizza over he doesn't wait out in the...
Dark Stain
  08/14/13
180
Exhilarant principal's office
  08/14/13
lisa rowe doesn't taste better with blisters
laughsome haunting tanning salon
  08/14/13
pizza doesn't cut itself
Transparent Fantasy-prone Native
  08/14/13
/thread. instant classic
laughsome haunting tanning salon
  08/14/13
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gay bat-shit-crazy casino
  08/14/13
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Navy therapy
  08/14/13
180
Talented fluffy location people who are hurt
  08/14/13
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Aquamarine Background Story Plaza
  08/15/13
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Kink-friendly Dashing Stag Film Giraffe
  08/17/13
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carmine messiness alpha
  09/11/13
Lmao
arousing rusted crotch public bath
  06/07/17
...
Lascivious henna headpube nursing home
  08/12/25
you wash your hands before touching the pizza.
hilarious electric furnace hospital
  08/14/13
Nothing. They're both fast, cheap, and only appealing when y...
gay bat-shit-crazy casino
  08/14/13
my frat bros dont get pissed at me when i cum all over lisa ...
thirsty library athletic conference
  08/14/13
lol
Talented fluffy location people who are hurt
  08/14/13
...
nighttime brunch
  08/15/13
When you stick your dick in a pizza, it only burns for a min...
Sticky Hot Business Firm Roommate
  08/14/13
180
contagious judgmental boiling water
  08/14/13
I've never wanted to slowly thrust my erect cock in and out ...
Chrome ratface
  08/14/13
A pizza isn't a pathetic 36 year old forever alone loser wit...
Multi-colored walnut doctorate
  08/17/13
poignant
Ruddy Space Incel
  08/17/13
Engage Pizza Tracker v. Never Engaged
Citrine histrionic trailer park persian
  08/17/13
...
gay bat-shit-crazy casino
  09/11/13
A pizza's driver doesn't wait out in the car until everyone'...
carmine messiness alpha
  09/11/13
one makes you feel all sated and content and warm on the ins...
Emerald orchestra pit
  09/11/13
The pizza delivery guy died 12 years ago today
red office cuck
  09/11/13
wow. This entire thread is chock full of 180's
Glittery harsh abode
  12/28/13
A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.
Hairraiser Puce Partner Step-uncle's House
  12/28/13
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Motley Ape
  01/09/14
IF THE PIZZA GETS COLD, YOU CAN PUT IT IN A BIG BLACK MACHIN...
Curious coldplay fan church building
  01/23/14
Everyone is happy when a pizza arrives.
Dead legend set
  03/10/14
a pizza isn't stupid enough to go to law school.
Fear-inspiring passionate sweet tailpipe stead
  03/10/14
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Purple degenerate menage
  05/12/15
jesus, I laughed at almost every single one of these. not ev...
Pungent Jew
  05/12/15
...
High-end 180 elastic band
  01/19/16
...
Transparent Fantasy-prone Native
  10/25/17
...
Fiercely-loyal narrow-minded toilet seat
  11/29/15
...
Fiercely-loyal narrow-minded toilet seat
  12/23/15
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Purple degenerate menage
  01/05/16
...
Fiercely-loyal narrow-minded toilet seat
  03/13/16
I want pizza
Razzle duck-like house
  06/07/17
...
High-end 180 elastic band
  09/22/17
...
Self-centered mediation turdskin
  03/31/18
What happened to Lisa Rowe? She still poast? I see she w...
racy medicated theater stage dysfunction
  07/18/18
it's 180 that she doesn't post here anymore.
Cocky den half-breed
  07/18/18
(insert joke about "Family Sized Pizza" here)
racy medicated theater stage dysfunction
  07/18/18
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Very tactful death wish
  04/30/19
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Fiercely-loyal narrow-minded toilet seat
  06/21/20
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Fiercely-loyal narrow-minded toilet seat
  06/23/20
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excitant outnumbered heaven jewess
  07/11/20
...
Very tactful death wish
  12/16/21
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Very tactful death wish
  03/22/22


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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:49 AM
Author: Self-centered mediation turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23836076)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:49 AM
Author: lilac lettuce

tell me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23836078)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:51 AM
Author: Self-centered mediation turdskin

After a felon who did not graduate from high school drops the pizza off at your house in exchange for $15, it will not try to rifle through your medicine cabinet.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23836089)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:54 AM
Author: odious chad box office

lol tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23836102)



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Date: December 28th, 2013 10:12 PM
Author: Maniacal hell coffee pot

This is like 180 gold with no recognition.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#24727496)



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Date: December 28th, 2013 10:19 PM
Author: Glittery harsh abode

Today, it is recognized as gold my brother.

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#24727525)



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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:40 AM
Author: Purple degenerate menage

fucking lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#27872815)



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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:41 AM
Author: balding concupiscible weed whacker multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#27872817)



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Date: January 19th, 2016 10:41 PM
Author: Wine trust fund

so underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#29635524)



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Date: June 7th, 2017 3:36 PM
Author: slap-happy institution patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#33497582)



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Date: March 31st, 2018 3:13 PM
Author: Heady Brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#35731933)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:11 AM
Author: Khaki insane sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#36451105)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:11 AM
Author: Tan unholy prole meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#36451110)



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Date: December 16th, 2021 4:35 PM
Author: frozen bearded home yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#43620987)



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Date: February 16th, 2023 2:58 PM
Author: Shivering center factory reset button



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#45943077)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:27 PM
Author: Mauve Forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#48436917)



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Date: June 11th, 2025 11:01 AM
Author: dull crackhouse deer antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#49005046)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:50 PM
Author: Lascivious henna headpube nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#49179088)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:51 PM
Author: offensive trip philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#49179095)



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Date: January 11th, 2026 6:37 AM
Author: dull crackhouse deer antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#49580373)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:50 AM
Author: Doobsian cerise candlestick maker cruise ship

it's enjoyable to fuck a pizza

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23836081)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:50 AM
Author: abnormal charismatic quadroon indian lodge

When I order a pizza, it doesn't arrive at my doorstep covered in cum.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23836082)



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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:39 AM
Author: lilac lettuce

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#27872800)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:26 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal narrow-minded toilet seat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#48436916)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:27 PM
Author: Mauve Forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#48436918)



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Date: July 6th, 2026 5:29 PM
Author: UN peacekeeper



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#49982196)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:51 AM
Author: Doobsian cerise candlestick maker cruise ship

a promptly delivered pizza can fetch $12

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23836085)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:51 AM
Author: fighting thriller dilemma

Pizzas don't suck cock for a small bag of meth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23836088)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:53 AM
Author: odious chad box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23836099)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:54 AM
Author: Self-centered mediation turdskin

When you are done eating a pizza, you have not consumed a nearly fatal amount of gonorrhoea bacteria.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23836103)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:31 AM
Author: aggressive sable legal warrant

To be fair,

(Guy who doesn't ENGAGE THE PIZZA TRACKER)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23836236)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:56 AM
Author: Self-centered mediation turdskin

When a pizzas gets cold it does not mean that it went into cardiac arrest due to violent withdrawal symptoms.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23836108)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:57 AM
Author: Self-centered mediation turdskin

When you share a pizza with your friends it does not inform you that it is $35 extra per guy and $50 for anyone who takes pictures.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23836113)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:59 AM
Author: Self-centered mediation turdskin

When you are finished with a pizza it does not ask if it can sleep on your couch for a few nights and borrow $70 to get its cell phone reactivated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23836121)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:03 AM
Author: geriatric private investor

weird blob of shit from another dimension

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23836142)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:21 AM
Author: lilac lettuce

rofl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23836195)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:25 AM
Author: frozen bearded home yarmulke

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23836415)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:36 AM
Author: Peach diverse area

rofl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23836446)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 8:53 AM
Author: house-broken church

took a few attempts but 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23837007)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:44 AM
Author: laughsome haunting tanning salon

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23837358)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:53 PM
Author: Transparent Fantasy-prone Native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23838721)



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Date: March 10th, 2014 5:28 PM
Author: slap-happy institution patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#25165720)



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Date: March 24th, 2021 2:43 PM
Author: Very tactful death wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#42157979)



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Date: February 16th, 2023 2:58 PM
Author: Shivering center factory reset button



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#45943078)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:50 PM
Author: Lascivious henna headpube nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#49179090)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:07 AM
Author: Bespoke apoplectic filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23836155)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:08 AM
Author: odious chad box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23836159)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:08 AM
Author: Bespoke apoplectic filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23836157)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:09 AM
Author: Self-centered mediation turdskin

The ignorant teenagers who made the pizza were not blackout drunk, just a little high.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23836162)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:10 AM
Author: abnormal charismatic quadroon indian lodge

Pizzas don't grab their ankles when Tyrone barks at them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23836166)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:11 AM
Author: Bespoke apoplectic filthpig

I'm not afraid of the pizza's box.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23836169)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:13 AM
Author: geriatric private investor

best of thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23836179)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:19 AM
Author: zombie-like gay wizard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23836194)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:27 PM
Author: Mauve Forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#48436921)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:28 PM
Author: Mauve Forum

Criminally underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#48436925)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:12 AM
Author: Self-centered mediation turdskin

If you have a few beers with the pizza it won't start crying and tell you about its family.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23836176)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:12 AM
Author: odious chad box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23836361)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:13 AM
Author: Self-centered mediation turdskin

If you order the pizza online it's going to at least passingly resemble its picture when it shows up at your door.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23836180)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:12 AM
Author: odious chad box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23836362)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:14 AM
Author: Self-centered mediation turdskin

At least one person in history has said that a pizza is incredibly hot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23836183)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:12 AM
Author: odious chad box office

(guy who doesn't realize that guys will say ANYTHING to get laid)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23836364)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:15 AM
Author: geriatric private investor

pizzas have an expiration date

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23836184)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:15 AM
Author: Swashbuckling idiot

after you eat a pizza there's less grease on your hands

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23836187)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:16 AM
Author: abnormal charismatic quadroon indian lodge

Pizzas are not whores.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23836188)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:17 AM
Author: Jade Self-absorbed Old Irish Cottage

A pizza tracker is online and engaged by the buyer instead of around the ankle and mandated by the state.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23836189)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:23 AM
Author: lilac lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23836203)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:50 AM
Author: cowardly adulterous national

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23837697)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:04 PM
Author: Marvelous hissy fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23838037)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 4:04 PM
Author: Transparent Fantasy-prone Native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23846455)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 8:07 AM
Author: Self-centered mediation turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23857525)



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Date: January 19th, 2016 10:35 PM
Author: Purple degenerate menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#29635464)



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Date: March 31st, 2018 3:14 PM
Author: Heady Brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#35731944)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:18 AM
Author: Jade Self-absorbed Old Irish Cottage

The white box LR is kept in is padded.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23836190)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:19 AM
Author: zombie-like gay wizard

you want more pizza in the morning.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23836193)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:21 AM
Author: zombie-like gay wizard

you're not ashamed to tell your friends you had pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23836197)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:35 AM
Author: underhanded pink gaping state

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23837616)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:22 AM
Author: Self-centered mediation turdskin

When a pizza shows up at a party everybody cheers instead of instinctively double-checking that they still have their wallets.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23836199)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:22 AM
Author: Bespoke apoplectic filthpig

Pizzas aren't children of God who deserve respect and dignity despite their flaws.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23836200)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:26 AM
Author: geriatric private investor

thank you for showing me kindness :)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23836206)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: zombie-like gay wizard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23836231)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:40 PM
Author: Pungent Jew

(not bloodacre)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23842193)



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Date: March 31st, 2018 3:06 PM
Author: Aromatic Milk Gaming Laptop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#35731905)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:25 AM
Author: Self-centered mediation turdskin

When a pizza is an extra-large it doesn't spend a hundred hours trying to convince an internet forum that it's a size 4.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23836205)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:27 AM
Author: Bespoke apoplectic filthpig

*orders a BBP*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23836212)



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Date: January 23rd, 2014 4:48 PM
Author: salmon piazza double fault



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#24884254)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:27 AM
Author: Self-centered mediation turdskin

When a pizza falls on the floor in a dingy frat basement it's not because it was there trying to score ketamine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23836214)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:28 AM
Author: geriatric private investor

i seriously doubt any frat would think i was cool enough to invite me to one of their crazy parties

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23836219)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:29 AM
Author: Self-centered mediation turdskin

If you forget to pick up a pizza it won't show up drunk at 4:00 a.m. to slash your tires.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23836222)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: zombie-like gay wizard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23836228)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 1:34 AM
Author: Emerald orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#24031386)



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Date: February 16th, 2023 2:54 PM
Author: Emerald orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#45943056)



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Date: February 16th, 2023 2:55 PM
Author: Very tactful death wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#45943063)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: Self-centered mediation turdskin

The pizza does not claim that it's round just because it's a mesomorph.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23836226)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: geriatric private investor

i dont think u know what ur talking about endo slime

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23836230)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: zombie-like gay wizard

It's wrong to attack a pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23836227)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:31 AM
Author: geriatric private investor

my irl friend is sitting here reading this shit and maybe u guys could tone it down since i have company tyia

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23836232)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:33 AM
Author: zombie-like gay wizard

If you share a pizza with friends you probably won't catch anything.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23836243)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:34 AM
Author: Spectacular dopamine site

is box ok? she hasnt posted in a while

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23836246)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:31 AM
Author: Comical Beta Sound Barrier

LR you know we <3 you but this might be the thread of the year. I could easily see a stand-up comic working many of these into a routine about an ex.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23836235)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:35 AM
Author: geriatric private investor

there are a few that are pretty funny but a lot of them are stupid and seem to just be mean spirited. i have been leaving here feeling dejected a lot lately, even my irl friends have noticed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23836248)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:35 AM
Author: aggressive sable legal warrant

To be fair,

Do you want me to fight some of these niggers on your behalf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23836251)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:40 AM
Author: geriatric private investor

you always come through for me when no one else does ty and yes, i would like that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23836270)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:45 AM
Author: aggressive sable legal warrant

To be fair,

k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23836281)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:24 AM
Author: geriatric private investor

ty, whitest knight <3

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23836408)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:27 AM
Author: frozen bearded home yarmulke

TBF- not only a bitter deranged lunatic, but also beta white knighter

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23836424)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:11 AM
Author: abusive senate wrinkle

TMF: "WILL FIGHT EVERY NIGGER IN THIS PLACE"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23837041)



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Date: June 11th, 2025 11:03 AM
Author: Cerebral Clear Temple Internal Respiration

Lol TBF used to simp for Lisa Rowe, preserve this for all eternity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#49005049)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:36 AM
Author: zombie-like gay wizard

Do you think it's possible that this site is populated by mean spirited misanthropes? Just throwing that out there.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23836253)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:39 AM
Author: geriatric private investor

yeah and misogynists to boot! its gotten a lot harder to make new friends here ive noticed or maybe it just seems that way to me lately...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23836264)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:41 AM
Author: Comical Beta Sound Barrier

That's because everyone posts under their pumo most of the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23836271)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:41 AM
Author: Spectacular dopamine site

you had someone literally begging for pix of u earlier

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23836272)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:47 AM
Author: geriatric private investor

that was just me on my other account

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23836284)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:44 AM
Author: Maize stirring base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23837356)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:40 AM
Author: Comical Beta Sound Barrier

You objectively have a 95th percentile body and are a chill chick. You should try going out in areas you normally don't to meet people. Stay away from LR xoxo threads for awhile. You'll be happier.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23836269)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:49 AM
Author: geriatric private investor

ty for the kind words and good advice. honestly i never meet new people, but i dont really go places either. i go out to get food and except for the people i pass on the sidewalk, my social circle never seems to grow much :( i wish a new and interesting person would appear in my life, a new friend or maybe even something more

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23836290)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:52 AM
Author: Comical Beta Sound Barrier

go to a random bar in the richest part of town with a female friend. 100% chance you get hit on.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23836294)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:55 AM
Author: geriatric private investor

i only ever went to one bar and that is when i worked there. i dont really enjoy doing it and i also dont really enjoy being hit on and i dont think men really enjoy having to do that either, do they? what are your thoughts on internet dating?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23836304)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:01 AM
Author: Comical Beta Sound Barrier

you should do it. have at least one photo of you in a low cut, tight dress, but at an upscale lounge. describe domestic, CGWBT interests and hobbies. you will have good looking rich doods buying you dinners left and right.

go to nice bars and lounges you haven't been to even if you don't enjoy it at first. doods worth talking to enjoy hitting on women, and you will meet some solid doods this way even if it's uncomfortable for you initially.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23836327)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:04 AM
Author: geriatric private investor

do you think i can still pull something like that off? im no spring chicken anymore. i hope guys will still be interested in me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23836338)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:08 AM
Author: Comical Beta Sound Barrier

Yes. xoxo is correct that you were better looking 10 years ago than you are now. but especially with your body, you will still have sex appeal for a decade. xoxo is also correct, however, that you will have less sex appeal each passing year. now is the time to take control of your romantic life and put yourself out there among successful doods. you'll find one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23836349)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:13 AM
Author: geriatric private investor

well i think i could date a guy who was not really very successful at all if he was a nice person and he cared about me and who i am on the inside. there is not a lot of things that i want to buy but i would like my children to go to a nice school and things like that. is it very important that he be successful? what sort of problems might i run into if he was not like that?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23836365)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:24 AM
Author: Comical Beta Sound Barrier

Worry about the long term at this point. There are plenty of nice people out there who would care about you but also make a respectable living. You'll eventually become unhappy around a starving artist type.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23836410)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:29 AM
Author: geriatric private investor

i dont really like artists much anyway. ive never dated one. i don't think they'd really want to date me anyway. but once i went out with a guy who felt like he was a failure and he said he was going to hang out in the art scene so that he didn't appear to be a loser at first glance, even though he wasn't any kind of artist. i think that's what he ended up doing but i don't think he's much happier than before.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23836435)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:36 AM
Author: Comical Beta Sound Barrier

Go for it then, Godspeed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23836450)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:40 AM
Author: geriatric private investor

ty for the advice friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23836458)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:14 AM
Author: odious chad box office

"95th percentile body"

LINK?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23836370)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:16 AM
Author: geriatric private investor

i dont want to brag but irl im considered pretty hot shit on fire, at least that's what literally everybody tells me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23836381)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:19 AM
Author: odious chad box office

*guys eager to empty their balls into your mouth call you hot*

Oh what hot shit on fire

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23836390)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:24 AM
Author: geriatric private investor

whatever

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23836411)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 12:07 PM
Author: vibrant jet fortuitous meteor

Really? No offense, but after all the derogatory comments I've read about you on here, I just assumed you were a landbeast.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23837750)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:34 AM
Author: zombie-like gay wizard

A pizza will come in about thirty minutes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23836245)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:36 AM
Author: Bespoke apoplectic filthpig

It's ok to pick on a pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23836255)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:38 AM
Author: Self-centered mediation turdskin

It's possible for a male of average physical strength to pick up a pizza.

Men are routinely happy about deciding to pick up a pizza.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23836261)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:37 AM
Author: Self-centered mediation turdskin

When a pizza shows up at a school or youth center it's not there to perform court-ordered community service.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23836259)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:12 PM
Author: cowardly adulterous national

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23838842)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:40 AM
Author: Self-centered mediation turdskin

If you get sick of your pizza and toss it in a dumpster, it doesn't scream back "YOU THINK I HAVEN'T BEEN THIS LOW BEFORE MOTHERFUCKER" and violently kick the walls.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23836267)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:59 AM
Author: frozen bearded home yarmulke

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23836312)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:54 AM
Author: stimulating chest-beating kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23837140)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:44 AM
Author: Bespoke apoplectic filthpig

It's ok for kids to eat pizza at parties.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23836275)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:45 AM
Author: Self-centered mediation turdskin

If you are so stoned that you absolutely have to have your pizza right then, you don't need to promise you love it and give it a bump of crystal before you can have it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23836279)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:48 AM
Author: Self-centered mediation turdskin

If you flippantly say a pizza was great it won't get overly encouraged and decide to apply to law school.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23836287)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:53 AM
Author: amber resort skinny woman

When you pick up a pizza, your friends don't text back 'dough mound' and you don't reply 'just so you know'.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23836296)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:11 AM
Author: amber resort skinny woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23836359)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:59 AM
Author: Self-centered mediation turdskin

When you pay cash for a pizza, the money is not automatically earmarked for pills.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23836314)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:00 AM
Author: Self-centered mediation turdskin

When you leave a pizza at your house while you go to work, it does not start excitedly texting everyone that it thinks it has a boyfriend.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23836321)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:02 AM
Author: geriatric private investor

this is kind of funny, im surprised you came up with it hehe jk thats rude you faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23836334)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:00 AM
Author: frozen bearded home yarmulke

Only cheese and tomato sauce ooze and drip out of the cracks in a pizza's box.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23836324)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:02 AM
Author: geriatric private investor

a pretty shitty contribution

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23836335)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:15 AM
Author: frozen bearded home yarmulke

to be fair, white sauce can also drip out of a pizza's box

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23836380)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:17 AM
Author: odious chad box office

lol tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23836385)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:11 AM
Author: odious chad box office

a pizza doesn't have unprotected sex with niggers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23836360)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:14 AM
Author: geriatric private investor

it should try it lol im kidding but seriously i really enjoy it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23836369)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:31 AM
Author: Greedy Light Address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23837284)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:13 PM
Author: cowardly adulterous national

you've never seen a pizza delivery guy porno

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23838854)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:15 AM
Author: Rough-skinned Arrogant Associate

One of these things is greasy, crusty and covered in sausage. The other is pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23836378)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:17 AM
Author: sexy disgusting party of the first part property

i dunno, they both look great with Italian sausage on them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23836383)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:19 AM
Author: frozen bearded home yarmulke

The only fungus you'll see on a pizza is a mushroom

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23836388)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:19 AM
Author: geriatric private investor

did you hear the one about the mushroom who couldn't get a date? he said hey, what's the matter? im a fungus!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23836392)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:21 AM
Author: frozen bearded home yarmulke

I see potential for a lengthy pun story here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23836397)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 8:52 AM
Author: zombie-like gay wizard

Fungi. Fungi.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23837002)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:02 AM
Author: geriatric private investor

sometimes i feel like you don't understand me and you know what? sometimes i feel like you dont even try

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23837168)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:20 AM
Author: frozen bearded home yarmulke

while both go for 99 cents per slice, it takes over three slices of pizza to start feeling ill

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23836394)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 12:33 AM
Author: Mind-boggling Indigo Nibblets Stage

165

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23843016)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:25 AM
Author: Self-centered mediation turdskin

When a pizza leaves a Dominoes, it's not because it's being escorted out for violating a restraining order.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23836416)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:27 AM
Author: odious chad box office

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23836427)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:55 AM
Author: Maize stirring base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23837403)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:32 AM
Author: hyperventilating bearded theater

You can get 2 for 1 deals with pizza but LR is unique.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23836441)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:37 AM
Author: geriatric private investor

this one is probably my favorite out of this whole thread. ty for posting it :)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23836453)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:36 AM
Author: Orange Locus

A pizza serves an actual purpose in lyfe.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23836449)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:37 AM
Author: Self-centered mediation turdskin

When a driver puts a pizza in the car, the pizza doesn't offer him 25 adderalls if he will drive it all the way to Fresno where the Pizza's friend lives.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23836454)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:41 AM
Author: Self-centered mediation turdskin

When a pizza gets baked it's not violating its parole.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23836460)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:42 AM
Author: amber resort skinny woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23836463)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:51 AM
Author: geriatric private investor

my friend laughed at me irl. she doesn't really understand these memes since she knows what im like irl and im actually pretty classy and dont do most of the stuff itt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23836486)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:40 AM
Author: maroon massive halford pit

Pics?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23837116)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 8:32 AM
Author: Fiercely-loyal narrow-minded toilet seat

link?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23857556)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:55 AM
Author: lilac lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23836492)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:46 AM
Author: mildly autistic nofapping faggotry

After I eat pizza I don't need to go to the doctor for shots.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23836472)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 8:54 AM
Author: Bossy Preventive Strike Station

People actually enjoy the fact that the pizza is flat and round?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23837009)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 8:56 AM
Author: zombie-like gay wizard

A pizza's crust is normal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23837011)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:45 AM
Author: Kink-friendly Dashing Stag Film Giraffe

A pizza is an oven-baked, flat, round bread typically topped with a tomato sauce, cheese and various other assorted toppings.

Lisa Rowe on the other hand is an ugly cunt whore degenerate bitch of a woman who spends her life on a racist misogynistic message board.

The two are quite different, I assure you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23837125)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:47 AM
Author: geriatric private investor

ty for the attention, its like its my birthday and christmas all at the same time but really its just any old wednesday, also known as hump day lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23837127)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:49 AM
Author: Talented fluffy location people who are hurt

lisa rowe can't be topped!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23837130)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:50 AM
Author: geriatric private investor

i would consider allowing you to be on top of me tnsj if you know what i mean (fucking) im jk. my friend is sitting here with me irl and im just kind of showing off for her. she thinks xo is a little bit fun and she is thinking of posting herself some time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23837134)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:51 AM
Author: Talented fluffy location people who are hurt

a pizza can feed a family of four.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23837136)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:59 AM
Author: geriatric private investor

not really. the dad would eat like half of the pizza and there are other variables here that make this unlikely a lot of the time but i dont want to argue about it anymore

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23837157)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:00 AM
Author: Talented fluffy location people who are hurt

ps the dad was bloodacre

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23837159)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:01 AM
Author: geriatric private investor

you know how bad i want that irl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23837164)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:49 AM
Author: Soul-stirring brilliant mental disorder lay

One comes with a box and the other comes with The Box (and Twist).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23837131)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:57 AM
Author: Talented fluffy location people who are hurt

a pizza doesn't scream when i make sweet love to it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23837151)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:11 AM
Author: Aquamarine Background Story Plaza

Pizza tastes good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23837210)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 12:34 AM
Author: Mind-boggling Indigo Nibblets Stage

Underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23843020)



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Date: January 23rd, 2014 4:41 PM
Author: slap-happy institution patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#24884222)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:12 AM
Author: Soul-stirring brilliant mental disorder lay

After having been baked for a long time it goes into a box and is unceremoniously driven to its final destination. You eat the other one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23837214)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:13 AM
Author: Aquamarine Background Story Plaza

Pizza won't tell you that it's pregnant and needs money from you to pay for the abortion, just to scam some cash from you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23837218)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:36 AM
Author: red office cuck

LR smells like anchovies no matter what you order.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23837317)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:36 AM
Author: zombie-like gay wizard

late at night you can really get a craving for a hot piece of pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23837318)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:38 AM
Author: vivacious lodge international law enforcement agency

Even when it's bad, it's good... Mmm good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23837332)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:45 AM
Author: laughsome haunting tanning salon

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23837361)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:51 AM
Author: vivacious lodge international law enforcement agency

Oh hai askav! Peace bro, http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=McDgDlnDX0Y&desktop_uri=%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DMcDgDlnDX0Y

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23837387)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:03 AM
Author: laughsome haunting tanning salon

yeah man no hate i just thought it was a corny post

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23837422)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:12 AM
Author: vivacious lodge international law enforcement agency

~h8-->1luv

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23837459)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:52 AM
Author: Soul-stirring brilliant mental disorder lay

You know you shouldn't eat its crust, but you can't stop because it tastes so good. The crust on the pizza is just plain gross

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23837388)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:06 AM
Author: Twisted claret friendly grandma

i can only eat pizza a few times per day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23837429)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:13 PM
Author: Spectacular dopamine site

(guy trying to be main subject of the sequel to Lies and the Lying Liars Who Tell Them)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23838096)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:37 AM
Author: Dark Stain

when a guy brings your pizza over he doesn't wait out in the car until you've finished w it to give it a ride home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23837623)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:41 PM
Author: Exhilarant principal's office

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23842202)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:38 AM
Author: laughsome haunting tanning salon

lisa rowe doesn't taste better with blisters

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23837628)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:44 AM
Author: Transparent Fantasy-prone Native

pizza doesn't cut itself

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23837664)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:45 AM
Author: laughsome haunting tanning salon

/thread. instant classic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23837667)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 12:55 PM
Author: gay bat-shit-crazy casino



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23837971)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:01 PM
Author: Navy therapy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23838016)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 6:59 PM
Author: Talented fluffy location people who are hurt

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23840389)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 9:29 AM
Author: Aquamarine Background Story Plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23844315)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 8:10 AM
Author: Kink-friendly Dashing Stag Film Giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23857531)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 5:07 PM
Author: carmine messiness alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#24034071)



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Date: June 7th, 2017 3:38 PM
Author: arousing rusted crotch public bath

Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#33497607)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:51 PM
Author: Lascivious henna headpube nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#49179093)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 12:01 PM
Author: hilarious electric furnace hospital

you wash your hands before touching the pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23837735)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:06 PM
Author: gay bat-shit-crazy casino

Nothing. They're both fast, cheap, and only appealing when you're fucked up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23838059)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:11 PM
Author: thirsty library athletic conference

my frat bros dont get pissed at me when i cum all over lisa rowe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23838084)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 6:59 PM
Author: Talented fluffy location people who are hurt

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23840387)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 4:06 PM
Author: nighttime brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23846473)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:48 PM
Author: Sticky Hot Business Firm Roommate

When you stick your dick in a pizza, it only burns for a minute

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23838290)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 7:03 PM
Author: contagious judgmental boiling water

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23840413)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:51 PM
Author: Chrome ratface

I've never wanted to slowly thrust my erect cock in and out in deliberate long thrusts, eyes locked in the intensity of passion as I try to time myself, watching for cues as to the plateau of pleasure to achieve simultaneously as frames writhe and intertwine and moans and gasps and breaths escape from our need bodies... with a pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23838305)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 8:23 AM
Author: Multi-colored walnut doctorate

A pizza isn't a pathetic 36 year old forever alone loser with a meth problem.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23857544)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 9:40 AM
Author: Ruddy Space Incel

poignant

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23857679)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 10:08 AM
Author: Citrine histrionic trailer park persian

Engage Pizza Tracker v. Never Engaged

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23857732)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 1:05 AM
Author: gay bat-shit-crazy casino



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#24031228)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 1:22 AM
Author: carmine messiness alpha

A pizza's driver doesn't wait out in the car until everyone's had a piece.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#24031313)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 1:40 AM
Author: Emerald orchestra pit

one makes you feel all sated and content and warm on the inside, and the other is a pizza

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#24031422)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 5:16 PM
Author: red office cuck

The pizza delivery guy died 12 years ago today

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#24034114)



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Date: December 28th, 2013 10:20 PM
Author: Glittery harsh abode

wow. This entire thread is chock full of 180's

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#24727533)



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Date: December 28th, 2013 10:35 PM
Author: Hairraiser Puce Partner Step-uncle's House

A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#24727608)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 5:18 PM
Author: Motley Ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#24804817)



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Date: January 23rd, 2014 4:43 PM
Author: Curious coldplay fan church building

IF THE PIZZA GETS COLD, YOU CAN PUT IT IN A BIG BLACK MACHINE TO MAKE IT WARM AGAIN. IF LISA ROWE GETS COLD, YOU CAN PUT A BIG BLACK MACHINE IN IT TO MAKE IT WARM AGAIN.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#24884233)



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Date: March 10th, 2014 5:33 PM
Author: Dead legend set

Everyone is happy when a pizza arrives.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#25165762)



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Date: March 10th, 2014 5:35 PM
Author: Fear-inspiring passionate sweet tailpipe stead

a pizza isn't stupid enough to go to law school.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#25165774)



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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:39 AM
Author: Purple degenerate menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#27872794)



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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:42 AM
Author: Pungent Jew

jesus, I laughed at almost every single one of these. not even going to bother bumping them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#27872821)



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Date: January 19th, 2016 11:09 PM
Author: High-end 180 elastic band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#29635776)



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Date: October 25th, 2017 3:36 PM
Author: Transparent Fantasy-prone Native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#34526716)



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Date: November 29th, 2015 10:42 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal narrow-minded toilet seat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#29274889)



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Date: December 23rd, 2015 10:22 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal narrow-minded toilet seat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#29443707)



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Date: January 5th, 2016 12:58 AM
Author: Purple degenerate menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#29523743)



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Date: March 13th, 2016 7:47 AM
Author: Fiercely-loyal narrow-minded toilet seat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#30045225)



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Date: June 7th, 2017 3:41 PM
Author: Razzle duck-like house

I want pizza

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#33497638)



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Date: September 22nd, 2017 8:14 PM
Author: High-end 180 elastic band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#34272404)



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Date: March 31st, 2018 2:53 PM
Author: Self-centered mediation turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#35731864)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:16 AM
Author: racy medicated theater stage dysfunction

What happened to Lisa Rowe? She still poast?

I see she was outed quite a bit in 2010-2012. NOT COOL.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#36451142)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:25 AM
Author: Cocky den half-breed

it's 180 that she doesn't post here anymore.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#36451208)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:17 AM
Author: racy medicated theater stage dysfunction

(insert joke about "Family Sized Pizza" here)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#36451150)



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Date: April 30th, 2019 3:51 PM
Author: Very tactful death wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#38165888)



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Date: June 21st, 2020 7:19 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal narrow-minded toilet seat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#40468295)



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Date: June 23rd, 2020 9:49 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal narrow-minded toilet seat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#40482943)



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Date: July 11th, 2020 3:12 AM
Author: excitant outnumbered heaven jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#40585370)



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Date: December 16th, 2021 4:34 PM
Author: Very tactful death wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#43620983)



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Date: March 22nd, 2022 5:40 PM
Author: Very tactful death wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#44198924)