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Your wife falls off a cruise ship. Do you jump in?

Or did you push her off?
Bateful Ceo
  07/06/25
I'm improvising soccer-style chants in support of the ocean.
Hyperactive Sinister Sound Barrier
  07/06/25
underrated
plum razzmatazz immigrant
  07/06/25
THIS.
painfully honest harsh senate circlehead
  07/06/25
Gotta jump in after I push her off, for the optics and all. ...
Transparent Public Bath
  07/06/25
Lol
gold beady-eyed school cafeteria kitty
  07/06/25
lmao, even.
white 180 mexican karate
  07/06/25
In fact, lmfao
Gaped reading party goyim
  07/06/25
...
Bateful Ceo
  07/06/25
...
white 180 mexican karate
  07/06/25
jump right in TO MY NEW LIFE AMIRIGHT?!?!
Mentally impaired trailer park roast beef
  07/06/25
Of course
henna bipolar pozpig stock car
  07/06/25
Now assume she has no crack or fentanyl on her
Fishy Abode
  07/06/25
I'm an extremely strong swimmer
henna bipolar pozpig stock car
  07/06/25
is it the whole stash we brought onboard or is there some le...
white 180 mexican karate
  07/06/25
No
Crusty cracking tanning salon
  07/06/25
*you see her smiling waving at you one floor below as you hu...
Startling brethren field
  07/06/25
you have to grab a flotation device and make sure someone kn...
Know-it-all hall really tough guy
  07/06/25
You grab all the floatation devices in sight and hide them
Fishy Abode
  07/06/25
fair. can't say i'd hide them all, but my wife deserves most...
Know-it-all hall really tough guy
  07/06/25
okay, I lol’d
stubborn becky
  07/06/25
...
Anal Provocative Library
  07/07/25
No, can’t risk my kids growing up without both parents...
curious box office idiot
  07/06/25
Tell is about her perky tits.
Gaped reading party goyim
  07/06/25
noble
Know-it-all hall really tough guy
  07/06/25
...
Anal Provocative Library
  07/07/25
...
Cerebral charcoal business firm
  07/07/25
...
curious box office idiot
  07/07/25


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Date: July 6th, 2025 2:16 PM
Author: Bateful Ceo

Or did you push her off?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746731&forum_id=2Reputation#49076357)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 2:18 PM
Author: Hyperactive Sinister Sound Barrier

I'm improvising soccer-style chants in support of the ocean.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746731&forum_id=2Reputation#49076363)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:51 PM
Author: plum razzmatazz immigrant

underrated

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Date: July 6th, 2025 11:21 PM
Author: painfully honest harsh senate circlehead

THIS.

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Date: July 6th, 2025 2:19 PM
Author: Transparent Public Bath

Gotta jump in after I push her off, for the optics and all. Need to hold her under the water to ensure the job is done.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746731&forum_id=2Reputation#49076369)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 2:19 PM
Author: gold beady-eyed school cafeteria kitty

Lol

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Date: July 6th, 2025 2:21 PM
Author: white 180 mexican karate

lmao, even.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746731&forum_id=2Reputation#49076383)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 2:34 PM
Author: Gaped reading party goyim

In fact, lmfao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746731&forum_id=2Reputation#49076423)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 2:40 PM
Author: Bateful Ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746731&forum_id=2Reputation#49076444)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: white 180 mexican karate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746731&forum_id=2Reputation#49076908)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 2:43 PM
Author: Mentally impaired trailer park roast beef

jump right in TO MY NEW LIFE AMIRIGHT?!?!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746731&forum_id=2Reputation#49076452)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 5:31 PM
Author: henna bipolar pozpig stock car

Of course

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746731&forum_id=2Reputation#49076912)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 6:22 PM
Author: Fishy Abode

Now assume she has no crack or fentanyl on her

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746731&forum_id=2Reputation#49077046)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 6:23 PM
Author: henna bipolar pozpig stock car

I'm an extremely strong swimmer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746731&forum_id=2Reputation#49077051)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 11:15 PM
Author: white 180 mexican karate

is it the whole stash we brought onboard or is there some left back in our…well, i guess, my…room?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746731&forum_id=2Reputation#49077765)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 5:33 PM
Author: Crusty cracking tanning salon

No

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746731&forum_id=2Reputation#49076917)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 5:35 PM
Author: Startling brethren field

*you see her smiling waving at you one floor below as you hurl yourself off into the pitch black sea*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746731&forum_id=2Reputation#49076919)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 5:39 PM
Author: Know-it-all hall really tough guy

you have to grab a flotation device and make sure someone knows you jumped

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746731&forum_id=2Reputation#49076931)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 6:24 PM
Author: Fishy Abode

You grab all the floatation devices in sight and hide them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746731&forum_id=2Reputation#49077053)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:14 PM
Author: Know-it-all hall really tough guy

fair. can't say i'd hide them all, but my wife deserves most to be hidden on most jumps

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746731&forum_id=2Reputation#49077532)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:15 PM
Author: stubborn becky

okay, I lol’d

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746731&forum_id=2Reputation#49077534)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 1:03 AM
Author: Anal Provocative Library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746731&forum_id=2Reputation#49077969)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:54 PM
Author: curious box office idiot

No, can’t risk my kids growing up without both parents. They’ll be much better off with their dad and their new mom (she’s 19).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746731&forum_id=2Reputation#49077591)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:56 PM
Author: Gaped reading party goyim

Tell is about her perky tits.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746731&forum_id=2Reputation#49077594)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:56 PM
Author: Know-it-all hall really tough guy

noble

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746731&forum_id=2Reputation#49077595)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 1:04 AM
Author: Anal Provocative Library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746731&forum_id=2Reputation#49077971)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:40 AM
Author: Cerebral charcoal business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746731&forum_id=2Reputation#49078765)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 2:55 PM
Author: curious box office idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746731&forum_id=2Reputation#49079489)