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Closing argument time this morning. Inshallah I’ll channel my inner EPAH

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appetizing marketing idea
  04/29/26
3-5 current posters max has ever done a jury trial
Beady-eyed Carmine School Boltzmann
  04/29/26
You guys do trials in SaAs Law, Ricky?
appetizing marketing idea
  04/29/26
Not Ricky, jewish darkness tp
Beady-eyed Carmine School Boltzmann
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Dashing space
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sepia rehab filthpig
  04/29/26
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appetizing marketing idea
  04/29/26
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Dashing space
  05/01/26
the elegant lisp, the sassy hand motions, all of it.
lascivious scarlet knife rigpig
  04/29/26
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Adventurous business firm
  04/29/26
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Dashing space
  05/01/26
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jet geriatric native
  04/30/26
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arrogant supple athletic conference indian lodge
  05/01/26
you forgot the WOC paralegal
arrogant supple athletic conference indian lodge
  05/01/26
Flocks of stylish WoCs in business casual attire tp
Dashing space
  05/01/26
https://imgur.com/a/does-she-know-xw1Aoz0 :-((( I'd be b...
Adventurous business firm
  05/02/26
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Dashing space
  05/02/26
Just got the not guilty verdict. Pretty chill.
appetizing marketing idea
  04/29/26
Did you hit the jury with dat "i'm gay" during clo...
lascivious scarlet knife rigpig
  04/29/26
Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, in conclusion, I love men
appetizing marketing idea
  04/29/26
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Dashing space
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Razzle maniacal stain brunch
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carnelian jap depressive
  04/29/26
180!
Adventurous business firm
  04/29/26
hell yeah
sepia rehab filthpig
  04/29/26
Attorney watching my closing said I TROUNCED the DA. It was ...
appetizing marketing idea
  04/30/26
What happened to the pallets?
vibrant awkward weed whacker juggernaut
  04/30/26
He dropped a few and they were scattered all over the street...
appetizing marketing idea
  04/30/26
What a retard. Were you saying ur client wasn’t that g...
aphrodisiac trust fund
  05/01/26
To be precise, We got the theft charge dropped at the prelim...
appetizing marketing idea
  05/01/26
How many people are out on the streets at 4 am in ski masks ...
aphrodisiac trust fund
  05/01/26
To be fair, this was in the winter, when temp was in the 30s...
appetizing marketing idea
  05/01/26
Post your closing argument text
Overrated twinkling orchestra pit kitty cat
  05/01/26
Don’t have one. I wrote out some bullet points that co...
appetizing marketing idea
  05/01/26
I initially read this as “prancing around the house&rd...
aphrodisiac trust fund
  05/01/26
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Dashing space
  05/01/26
How do you describe reasonable doubt for the retarded proles...
Overrated twinkling orchestra pit kitty cat
  05/02/26
I wonder what % of white people own a ski mask vs % of nigge...
aphrodisiac trust fund
  05/01/26
The most prestigious per capita ski mask ownership discussio...
Dashing space
  05/01/26
180
Razzle maniacal stain brunch
  05/01/26
180. I love forklift cases
sepia rehab filthpig
  05/01/26
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Electric Violet Nursing Home
  04/30/26
How much do you get paid now? Can I hire you?
sooty immigrant
  04/30/26
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sooty immigrant
  05/01/26
just don't channel your outer EPAH. no one thinks of Kermit ...
cordovan corner pocket flask
  05/01/26
My throat has been hurting and I suspect it’s from all...
appetizing marketing idea
  05/01/26
Do you ever think you'll go private?
aphrodisiac trust fund
  05/01/26
Yeah, I may do it eventually but I just hate the idea of bei...
appetizing marketing idea
  05/01/26
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Dashing space
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aphrodisiac trust fund
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Dashing space
  05/01/26
Yea plus youre dumb and lazy and would fail miserably
multi-colored water buffalo station
  05/01/26
Shalom.
Dashing space
  05/01/26
congrats!
arrogant supple athletic conference indian lodge
  05/01/26
Ginger tea with honey!
Razzle maniacal stain brunch
  05/01/26
180
Dashing space
  05/01/26
Looking forward to this, ty
appetizing marketing idea
  05/01/26
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Dashing space
  05/01/26
Not sure how sterilizing your kid is gonna help w the trial
multi-colored water buffalo station
  05/01/26
Okay, I lol’d
Dashing space
  05/01/26
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Adventurous business firm
  05/02/26


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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:19 PM
Author: appetizing marketing idea



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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:20 PM
Author: Beady-eyed Carmine School Boltzmann

3-5 current posters max has ever done a jury trial

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Reputation#49851229)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:23 PM
Author: appetizing marketing idea

You guys do trials in SaAs Law, Ricky?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Reputation#49851237)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 4:10 PM
Author: Beady-eyed Carmine School Boltzmann

Not Ricky, jewish darkness tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Reputation#49857429)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 7:35 PM
Author: Dashing space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Reputation#49857978)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:32 PM
Author: sepia rehab filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Reputation#49851269)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:38 PM
Author: appetizing marketing idea



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:13 PM
Author: Dashing space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Reputation#49858174)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:32 PM
Author: lascivious scarlet knife rigpig

the elegant lisp, the sassy hand motions, all of it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Reputation#49851271)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 6:07 PM
Author: Adventurous business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Reputation#49852359)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 7:36 PM
Author: Dashing space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Reputation#49857979)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 2:07 PM
Author: jet geriatric native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Reputation#49854597)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:02 PM
Author: arrogant supple athletic conference indian lodge



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:03 PM
Author: arrogant supple athletic conference indian lodge

you forgot the WOC paralegal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Reputation#49858148)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:06 PM
Author: Dashing space

Flocks of stylish WoCs in business casual attire tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Reputation#49858159)



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Date: May 2nd, 2026 5:41 PM
Author: Adventurous business firm

https://imgur.com/a/does-she-know-xw1Aoz0

:-((( I'd be better off in a pine box, on a slow train back to Georgia than recalling that heady week.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Reputation#49860142)



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Date: May 2nd, 2026 5:48 PM
Author: Dashing space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Reputation#49860161)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 5:27 PM
Author: appetizing marketing idea

Just got the not guilty verdict. Pretty chill.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Reputation#49852210)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 5:30 PM
Author: lascivious scarlet knife rigpig

Did you hit the jury with dat "i'm gay" during closing?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Reputation#49852219)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 5:51 PM
Author: appetizing marketing idea

Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, in conclusion, I love men

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Reputation#49852289)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 5:51 PM
Author: Dashing space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Reputation#49852293)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 5:53 PM
Author: Razzle maniacal stain brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Reputation#49852307)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 7:20 PM
Author: carnelian jap depressive



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Date: April 29th, 2026 6:06 PM
Author: Adventurous business firm

180!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Reputation#49852357)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 10:27 PM
Author: sepia rehab filthpig

hell yeah

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Reputation#49852981)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 1:06 PM
Author: appetizing marketing idea

Attorney watching my closing said I TROUNCED the DA. It was a felony theft and vandalism where someone was seen on video driving a forklift through a fence into a business and taking pallets with the forklift lol. The video showed a guy with an orange vest, a ski mask and dark clothing. My client was found about an hour later 0.5 miles away on his escooter at 4 am wearing clothes matching that description.

There was also a security guard who ID’d my client as the guy. One issue was that the security guard got on the stand and didn’t really remember IDing my client and said he was far away and it was hard to see much

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Reputation#49854517)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 2:11 PM
Author: vibrant awkward weed whacker juggernaut

What happened to the pallets?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Reputation#49854603)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 2:22 PM
Author: appetizing marketing idea

He dropped a few and they were scattered all over the street, then he tried to get another load on the forklift and just Left them on the side of the road lol. So he wasn’t successful in stealing them and there was no getaway vehicle/car to load the pallets onto caught on video

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Reputation#49854623)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 11:50 AM
Author: aphrodisiac trust fund

What a retard. Were you saying ur client wasn’t that guy or it didn’t meet the elements of theft? Why didn’t DA bring criminal mischief charge

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Reputation#49856810)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 12:05 PM
Author: appetizing marketing idea

To be precise, We got the theft charge dropped at the preliminary hearing (probable cause hearing) by the judge. So this trial was just for felony vandalism. My argument was that they got the wrong guy.

Additional facts in my favor :

my client was actually the second guy they stopped. The first guy was also wearing a ski mask and dark clothing but he had a yellow jacket. It was clearly different than the orange vest that could be seen in the video surveilllance , so they let the guy go. (He told officers he was going to work). I argued that had the police investigated a bit more they might have found a third or fourth guy wearing a similar working class uniform with a ski mask and orange vest because this was an industrial area, and maybe whoever committed this crime was wearing something that he knew would be inconspicuous

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Reputation#49856848)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 12:37 PM
Author: aphrodisiac trust fund

How many people are out on the streets at 4 am in ski masks in Visalia, wtf is going on

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Reputation#49856911)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 1:00 PM
Author: appetizing marketing idea

To be fair, this was in the winter, when temp was in the 30s or early 40s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Reputation#49856950)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 1:41 PM
Author: Overrated twinkling orchestra pit kitty cat

Post your closing argument text

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Reputation#49857030)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 2:05 PM
Author: appetizing marketing idea

Don’t have one. I wrote out some bullet points that cover the reasonable doubts that I wanted to address and then I freestyled it from there my man. I always practice out loud a lot in the car and pacing around the house though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Reputation#49857095)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 3:02 PM
Author: aphrodisiac trust fund

I initially read this as “prancing around the house”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Reputation#49857244)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:13 PM
Author: Dashing space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Reputation#49858175)



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Date: May 2nd, 2026 3:15 PM
Author: Overrated twinkling orchestra pit kitty cat

How do you describe reasonable doubt for the retarded proles

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Reputation#49859824)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 1:58 PM
Author: aphrodisiac trust fund

I wonder what % of white people own a ski mask vs % of niggers that own one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Reputation#49857084)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:14 PM
Author: Dashing space

The most prestigious per capita ski mask ownership discussion board in the world.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Reputation#49858176)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 1:02 PM
Author: Razzle maniacal stain brunch

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Reputation#49856953)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 4:56 PM
Author: sepia rehab filthpig

180. I love forklift cases

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Reputation#49857530)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 2:11 PM
Author: Electric Violet Nursing Home



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Date: April 30th, 2026 1:08 PM
Author: sooty immigrant

How much do you get paid now? Can I hire you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Reputation#49854522)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 11:43 AM
Author: sooty immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Reputation#49856799)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 12:40 PM
Author: cordovan corner pocket flask

just don't channel your outer EPAH. no one thinks of Kermit The Frog and sees a top tier lawyer.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Reputation#49856919)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 4:20 PM
Author: appetizing marketing idea

My throat has been hurting and I suspect it’s from all the talking in court and stress of trial. not to say that this was a really high pressure trial, but im usually exhausted for a couple days after… a comedown after all the adrenaline

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Reputation#49857452)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 5:17 PM
Author: aphrodisiac trust fund

Do you ever think you'll go private?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Reputation#49857597)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 7:34 PM
Author: appetizing marketing idea

Yeah, I may do it eventually but I just hate the idea of being distracted and stressed out by business concerns. This way I get the pure majesty of the law, but the high caseload is a downside.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Reputation#49857972)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 7:34 PM
Author: Dashing space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Reputation#49857974)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 8:34 PM
Author: aphrodisiac trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Reputation#49858084)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 8:48 PM
Author: Dashing space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Reputation#49858108)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:07 PM
Author: multi-colored water buffalo station

Yea plus youre dumb and lazy and would fail miserably

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Reputation#49858160)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:07 PM
Author: Dashing space

Shalom.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Reputation#49858162)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:03 PM
Author: arrogant supple athletic conference indian lodge

congrats!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Reputation#49858149)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:04 PM
Author: Razzle maniacal stain brunch

Ginger tea with honey!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Reputation#49858150)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:05 PM
Author: Dashing space

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Reputation#49858156)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:36 PM
Author: appetizing marketing idea

Looking forward to this, ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Reputation#49858226)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:36 PM
Author: Dashing space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Reputation#49858227)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:07 PM
Author: multi-colored water buffalo station

Not sure how sterilizing your kid is gonna help w the trial

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Reputation#49858161)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:13 PM
Author: Dashing space

Okay, I lol’d

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Reputation#49858173)



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Date: May 2nd, 2026 5:49 PM
Author: Adventurous business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Reputation#49860163)