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Just ordered $1,000 worth of soccer uniforms for 2 kids. Youth sports is a $cam.

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dat snoot
  06/28/24
All sports fraud 🤥=scam dieeee muthafickersz
"Literally"
  06/28/24
lolwtf
Ass Sunstein
  06/28/24
LOL wtf the most expensive piece of equipment for soccer is...
.,.,.,.,.,...,.,,.,,.....,.,..,.,,...,.,.,,...,.
  06/28/24
here are the required items for each kid: home kit ($107)...
dat snoot
  06/28/24
Different shorts and socks in all 3 kits or can you consolid...
Ass Sunstein
  06/28/24
Cannot consolidate. I dont understand why they can't tra...
dat snoot
  06/28/24
The designated training kits is stuff you're required to do ...
.,.,.,.,.,...,.,,.,,.....,.,..,.,,...,.,.,,...,.
  06/28/24
cr. and in college, the school is providing it. this is just...
dat snoot
  06/28/24
"i'm sure the club gets commission from the uniform sto...
Live Free or Die.
  06/28/24
These clubs are generally set up as for-profit entities
24/7 carnival of faggotry
  06/29/24
The worst is when you have idiot parents "voting" ...
fulano
  06/28/24
It's worth it to keep filthy poors out of the club
24/7 carnival of faggotry
  06/29/24
cr bc the filthy poors have kids who would rape circles arou...
MartincourtMinicooper
  06/29/24
Lol no.
dat snoot
  06/29/24
I think you mean “kickback” and it’s pr...
Trump is the Lib Killer
  06/28/24
Brother what's the fucking difference? They get a percentage...
dat snoot
  06/28/24
because kickback is more accurate. it’s a nefarious an...
Trump is the Lib Killer
  06/29/24
Kickback is always off the books and covert. I'm assuming th...
dat snoot
  06/29/24
you’re assuming a lot cuz you still think the US works...
Trump is the Lib Killer
  06/29/24
What am I assuming?
dat snoot
  06/29/24
“I dont understand why they can't train in whatever cl...
Trump is the Lib Killer
  06/29/24
You're autistic if you think I had to explicitly state "...
dat snoot
  06/29/24
kickback is pejorative and commission is neutral. they both ...
Kenneth Play
  06/29/24
from what he describes it’s not openly declared, which...
Trump is the Lib Killer
  06/29/24
correct
Kenneth Play
  06/29/24
that seems excessive. wtf happened to leagues reusing unifo...
....,.,.;;;,.,,:,.,.,::,...,..,:,..,..
  06/29/24
kids shouldnt need a "training" uniform. and the w...
,,,,,,,,,.....,.,.,.,..,.,.,
  06/29/24
100%
dat snoot
  06/29/24
did your wife ask you about the giant box of big black dildo...
CapTTTainFalcon
  06/28/24
she did not
dat snoot
  06/28/24
Please explain this story
average/ordinary/typical citizen/person
  06/28/24
no idea, i was just rolling with it.
dat snoot
  06/28/24
Nice
average/ordinary/typical citizen/person
  06/28/24
receipts needed
fulano
  06/28/24
see above itemized list
dat snoot
  06/28/24
thoughts and prayers
fulano
  06/28/24
dont schools provide this stuff for like $100
Just asking questions
  06/28/24
schools? brother this is an ELITE ACADEMY. Evidently ...
dat snoot
  06/28/24
Why are you doing this? Why not let them just play for their...
Just asking questions
  06/28/24
Schools don't usually have teams for 8yos
Ass Sunstein
  06/28/24
Grade schools don’t have 3rd grade soccer teams anymor...
Just asking questions
  06/28/24
they never did in the united states
dat snoot
  06/28/24
we had soccer teams in catholic school for every grade
Just asking questions
  06/28/24
Did they ever? The schools I attended had no sports teams u...
Ass Sunstein
  06/28/24
elementary schools do not have sports teams in the us
MartincourtMinicooper
  06/29/24
my kids are 8 and 10. elementary schools don't have sports t...
dat snoot
  06/28/24
This is all fraud life is over before it starts
"Literally"
  06/28/24
...
dat snoot
  06/28/24
We go through about that much for baseball gear. It probably...
gibberish (?)
  06/28/24
baseball gear is outrageously expensive but at least it's sp...
dat snoot
  06/28/24
A gal that works for me was a figure skater until she was 18...
gibberish (?)
  06/28/24
good points all around. i totally forgot about figure ska...
dat snoot
  06/28/24
competitive cheer and dance ARE the worst. there is a whole ...
wangfei
  06/28/24
Fuck me. They don't just buy the outfits. Often times they'l...
gibberish (?)
  06/28/24
Hehe
.;:..;:.;.:.;.,,,..,.:,.;....;,;;;..;,..,,.,,....,
  06/28/24
This is why us soccer is shit pure shit
juror #7
  06/28/24
Makes me extra happy to be a Jew. My kids take music lessons...
.- .-. . .-. . .--. - .. .-.. .
  06/29/24
Music lessons are expensive
dat snoot
  06/29/24
But OP is also a Jew
cocaine bear
  06/29/24
And my kids also do music lessons which add up to the same c...
dat snoot
  06/29/24
sounds like you are including gear, how do you not have a cl...
ChadGPT-5
  06/29/24
Cr.
dat snoot
  06/29/24


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Date: June 28th, 2024 10:59 AM
Author: dat snoot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547052&forum_id=2Reputation#47788353)



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Date: June 28th, 2024 11:28 AM
Author: "Literally" (Disturbing)

All sports fraud 🤥=scam dieeee muthafickersz

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547052&forum_id=2Reputation#47788526)



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Date: June 28th, 2024 11:03 AM
Author: Ass Sunstein

lolwtf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547052&forum_id=2Reputation#47788371)



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Date: June 28th, 2024 11:04 AM
Author: .,.,.,.,.,...,.,,.,,.....,.,..,.,,...,.,.,,...,.


LOL wtf

the most expensive piece of equipment for soccer is the cleats

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547052&forum_id=2Reputation#47788375)



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Date: June 28th, 2024 11:28 AM
Author: dat snoot

here are the required items for each kid:

home kit ($107)

away kit ($107)

training kit ($107)

warmup pants ($50)

warmup hoodie ($50)

backpack ($63)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547052&forum_id=2Reputation#47788521)



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Date: June 28th, 2024 11:30 AM
Author: Ass Sunstein

Different shorts and socks in all 3 kits or can you consolidate into three different shirts, one pair of shorts and one pair of socks? Do you have to buy the whole thing in a bundle?

You can probably skip the warmup pants, they'll never need them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547052&forum_id=2Reputation#47788533)



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Date: June 28th, 2024 11:37 AM
Author: dat snoot

Cannot consolidate.

I dont understand why they can't train in whatever clothes they want and have 1 game uniform with an alternate jersey.

Also unclear why it is required to have a team warmup and backpack but the director was very clear that they must have these items.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547052&forum_id=2Reputation#47788573)



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Date: June 28th, 2024 11:39 AM
Author: .,.,.,.,.,...,.,,.,,.....,.,..,.,,...,.,.,,...,.


The designated training kits is stuff you're required to do in college soccer, but the school pays for it. It's absurd to impose this on kids soccer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547052&forum_id=2Reputation#47788578)



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Date: June 28th, 2024 11:50 AM
Author: dat snoot

cr. and in college, the school is providing it. this is just a cash grab, as i'm sure the club gets commission from the uniform store based on how much shit they sell.

if it's a 10% commission and they have 2 teams for every age group with an average of 15 kids per team that's $30k to the club.

All this shit is dirt cheap to produce.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547052&forum_id=2Reputation#47788634)



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Date: June 28th, 2024 1:36 PM
Author: Live Free or Die.

"i'm sure the club gets commission from the uniform store"

true and depressing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547052&forum_id=2Reputation#47789255)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 10:33 AM
Author: 24/7 carnival of faggotry

These clubs are generally set up as for-profit entities

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547052&forum_id=2Reputation#47791878)



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Date: June 28th, 2024 1:40 PM
Author: fulano

The worst is when you have idiot parents "voting" for the team to be forced to buy this additional garbage

It boggles my mind how much these people spend annually on garbage

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547052&forum_id=2Reputation#47789280)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 10:32 AM
Author: 24/7 carnival of faggotry

It's worth it to keep filthy poors out of the club

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547052&forum_id=2Reputation#47791877)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 2:53 PM
Author: MartincourtMinicooper

cr bc the filthy poors have kids who would rape circles around jonny cumskin who can barely dribble the ball at 15yo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547052&forum_id=2Reputation#47792525)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 2:54 PM
Author: dat snoot

Lol no.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547052&forum_id=2Reputation#47792529)



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Date: June 28th, 2024 6:09 PM
Author: Trump is the Lib Killer (TDNW)

I think you mean “kickback”

and it’s probably 25-30%

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547052&forum_id=2Reputation#47790271)



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Date: June 28th, 2024 8:46 PM
Author: dat snoot

Brother what's the fucking difference? They get a percentage of the revenue their club generates. Maybe we should call it a bonus.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547052&forum_id=2Reputation#47790747)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 3:09 AM
Author: Trump is the Lib Killer (TDNW)

because kickback is more accurate. it’s a nefarious and sneaky way to make money and that’s why it’s illegal or at least unethical in most cases

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547052&forum_id=2Reputation#47791464)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 1:06 PM
Author: dat snoot

Kickback is always off the books and covert. I'm assuming there is an explicit contract between the team and store. Anyway, it's a semantic, pedantic point you are making.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547052&forum_id=2Reputation#47792240)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 2:01 PM
Author: Trump is the Lib Killer (TDNW)

you’re assuming a lot cuz you still think the US works like a majority white high trust society (it doesn’t)

which is why you act like a goy and pay 5x for basic shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547052&forum_id=2Reputation#47792395)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 2:47 PM
Author: dat snoot

What am I assuming?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547052&forum_id=2Reputation#47792506)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 4:28 PM
Author: Trump is the Lib Killer (TDNW)

“I dont understand why they can't train in whatever clothes they want and have 1 game uniform with an alternate jersey.

Also unclear why it is required to have a team warmup and backpack but the director was very clear that they must have these items.”

you’re Jewish but culturally goy if you can’t figure this out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547052&forum_id=2Reputation#47792763)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 4:30 PM
Author: dat snoot

You're autistic if you think I had to explicitly state "aside from milking us for every penny they can..."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547052&forum_id=2Reputation#47792771)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 10:02 AM
Author: Kenneth Play ( )

kickback is pejorative and commission is neutral. they both work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547052&forum_id=2Reputation#47791784)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 10:28 AM
Author: Trump is the Lib Killer (TDNW)

from what he describes it’s not openly declared, which makes it a kickback

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547052&forum_id=2Reputation#47791862)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 10:01 AM
Author: Kenneth Play ( )

correct

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547052&forum_id=2Reputation#47791782)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 10:35 AM
Author: ....,.,.;;;,.,,:,.,.,::,...,..,:,..,..


that seems excessive. wtf happened to leagues reusing uniforms each year and why the shit do you need matching backpacks?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547052&forum_id=2Reputation#47791881)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 1:11 PM
Author: ,,,,,,,,,.....,.,.,.,..,.,.,


kids shouldnt need a "training" uniform. and the warm up sweatsuit should be optional. the home and away uniforms also seem a bit overpriced. they should do one pair of shorts, one nice jersey and one cheap jersey (t shirt)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547052&forum_id=2Reputation#47792254)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 1:11 PM
Author: dat snoot

100%

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547052&forum_id=2Reputation#47792258)



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Date: June 28th, 2024 11:04 AM
Author: CapTTTainFalcon

did your wife ask you about the giant box of big black dildos

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547052&forum_id=2Reputation#47788380)



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Date: June 28th, 2024 11:26 AM
Author: dat snoot

she did not

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547052&forum_id=2Reputation#47788515)



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Date: June 28th, 2024 3:40 PM
Author: average/ordinary/typical citizen/person

Please explain this story

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547052&forum_id=2Reputation#47789859)



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Date: June 28th, 2024 4:20 PM
Author: dat snoot

no idea, i was just rolling with it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547052&forum_id=2Reputation#47789987)



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Date: June 28th, 2024 5:08 PM
Author: average/ordinary/typical citizen/person

Nice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547052&forum_id=2Reputation#47790135)



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Date: June 28th, 2024 11:27 AM
Author: fulano

receipts needed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547052&forum_id=2Reputation#47788517)



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Date: June 28th, 2024 11:28 AM
Author: dat snoot

see above itemized list

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547052&forum_id=2Reputation#47788524)



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Date: June 28th, 2024 11:40 AM
Author: fulano

thoughts and prayers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547052&forum_id=2Reputation#47788589)



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Date: June 28th, 2024 11:29 AM
Author: Just asking questions

dont schools provide this stuff for like $100

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547052&forum_id=2Reputation#47788529)



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Date: June 28th, 2024 11:35 AM
Author: dat snoot

schools?

brother this is an ELITE ACADEMY.

Evidently ELITE 8 year old soccer players come exclusively from families who can afford to pay $3k per year plus $500 for a uniform.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547052&forum_id=2Reputation#47788560)



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Date: June 28th, 2024 11:49 AM
Author: Just asking questions

Why are you doing this? Why not let them just play for their school?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547052&forum_id=2Reputation#47788627)



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Date: June 28th, 2024 11:49 AM
Author: Ass Sunstein

Schools don't usually have teams for 8yos

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547052&forum_id=2Reputation#47788630)



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Date: June 28th, 2024 11:51 AM
Author: Just asking questions

Grade schools don’t have 3rd grade soccer teams anymore?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547052&forum_id=2Reputation#47788637)



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Date: June 28th, 2024 11:51 AM
Author: dat snoot

they never did in the united states

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547052&forum_id=2Reputation#47788644)



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Date: June 28th, 2024 1:26 PM
Author: Just asking questions

we had soccer teams in catholic school for every grade

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547052&forum_id=2Reputation#47789172)



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Date: June 28th, 2024 11:52 AM
Author: Ass Sunstein

Did they ever? The schools I attended had no sports teams until middle school, and same with my own kids.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547052&forum_id=2Reputation#47788645)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 2:51 PM
Author: MartincourtMinicooper

elementary schools do not have sports teams in the us

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547052&forum_id=2Reputation#47792519)



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Date: June 28th, 2024 11:51 AM
Author: dat snoot

my kids are 8 and 10. elementary schools don't have sports teams.

also, everyone who plays on their schools soccer team also plays on a private club team. same is true for baseball, hockey, basketball, lacrosse.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547052&forum_id=2Reputation#47788642)



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Date: June 28th, 2024 1:33 PM
Author: "Literally" (Disturbing)

This is all fraud life is over before it starts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547052&forum_id=2Reputation#47789227)



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Date: June 28th, 2024 5:53 PM
Author: dat snoot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547052&forum_id=2Reputation#47790252)



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Date: June 28th, 2024 1:31 PM
Author: gibberish (?)

We go through about that much for baseball gear. It probably could be less but since I also have a younger kid that will eventually use the stuff I tend to buy nicer shit.

Now dance on the other hand is thousands per year just in costumes. My oldest daughter was just named the lead for their production next year and I'm looking at a grand for just that (not including shit like point shoes and such for actual ballet classes). None of this shit gets reused.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547052&forum_id=2Reputation#47789209)



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Date: June 28th, 2024 3:36 PM
Author: dat snoot

baseball gear is outrageously expensive but at least it's sports equipment like a bat and glove.

soccer it's just regular clothes that somehow cost a fortune.

I think competitive dance and gymnastics are the worst.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547052&forum_id=2Reputation#47789843)



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Date: June 28th, 2024 4:01 PM
Author: gibberish (?)

A gal that works for me was a figure skater until she was 18 (didn't make world championship and basically aged out). From her stories that sounds like the worst sport for this bullshit. Thousands on skates, outfits and ice time.

I agree re the equipment. However, dance costumes are on the other end of the spectrum. Nobody will ever wear the outfits again. At least with the soccer stuff your kids can wear that shit in public.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547052&forum_id=2Reputation#47789933)



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Date: June 28th, 2024 4:20 PM
Author: dat snoot

good points all around.

i totally forgot about figure skating. my friend has a kid who's not even good enough to do solo stuff so she's in some competitive synchronized skating group.

between the fees, costumes, skates, travel it's an absolute fortune.

hockey is crazy expensive too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547052&forum_id=2Reputation#47789985)



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Date: June 28th, 2024 4:03 PM
Author: wangfei

competitive cheer and dance ARE the worst. there is a whole couture sub industry preying on the girls/teams trying to outspend each other. paying thousands of dollars for a single cheer uniform is normal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547052&forum_id=2Reputation#47789938)



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Date: June 28th, 2024 5:10 PM
Author: gibberish (?)

Fuck me. They don't just buy the outfits. Often times they'll need alterations, which add on another few hundred per season.

Hokey family we know said they do big equipment swaps at the end of the season which helps cut costs bigly.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547052&forum_id=2Reputation#47790139)



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Date: June 28th, 2024 1:35 PM
Author: .;:..;:.;.:.;.,,,..,.:,.;....;,;;;..;,..,,.,,....,


Hehe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547052&forum_id=2Reputation#47789241)



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Date: June 28th, 2024 1:37 PM
Author: juror #7

This is why us soccer is shit pure shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547052&forum_id=2Reputation#47789261)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 1:12 PM
Author: .- .-. . .-. . .--. - .. .-.. .

Makes me extra happy to be a Jew. My kids take music lessons and learn chess. No sports.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547052&forum_id=2Reputation#47792263)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 1:13 PM
Author: dat snoot

Music lessons are expensive

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547052&forum_id=2Reputation#47792267)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 2:02 PM
Author: cocaine bear

But OP is also a Jew

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547052&forum_id=2Reputation#47792401)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 2:48 PM
Author: dat snoot

And my kids also do music lessons which add up to the same cost as club soccer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547052&forum_id=2Reputation#47792509)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 2:49 PM
Author: ChadGPT-5

sounds like you are including gear, how do you not have a club equipment manager to transfer the risk to? up your finance game lil breh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547052&forum_id=2Reputation#47792510)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 2:52 PM
Author: dat snoot

Cr.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547052&forum_id=2Reputation#47792521)