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Hypo: 1 million cash but you have to talk like nyuug for 1 month

You have to address everyone in your life as 'fucktarded cum...
blue parlour rigpig
  09/10/24
1MM is not a lot of money to have everyone in your life thin...
Vigorous pontificating menage pervert
  09/10/24
No you have to interact with your employer and family like n...
blue parlour rigpig
  09/10/24
in that case pass I would lose much more in lifetime income...
Vigorous pontificating menage pervert
  09/10/24
LOL I just drafted 3 documents in the past hour
thriller jade hairy legs dysfunction
  09/10/24
LOLERCAUSTING hard af rn
thriller jade hairy legs dysfunction
  09/10/24
Same
seedy messiness business firm
  09/10/24
BANGARANG
thriller jade hairy legs dysfunction
  09/10/24
You must say this to many people daily to get the million.
blue parlour rigpig
  09/10/24
I talk to like 3-4 distinct humans in any given month U m...
thriller jade hairy legs dysfunction
  09/10/24
Yeah I'm jelly ngl. Everyone respectable I know has close to...
blue parlour rigpig
  09/10/24
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Vigorous pontificating menage pervert
  09/10/24
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yellow arousing half-breed incel
  09/10/24
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Citrine metal pisswyrm electric furnace
  09/10/24
I just don't see how it can be explained to real normal peop...
Vigorous pontificating menage pervert
  09/10/24
Brain worm, tumor, etc
Amber effete ape main people
  09/10/24
Who do I write the check out to
Soul-stirring lime theater
  09/10/24
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blue parlour rigpig
  09/10/24
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topaz well-lubricated forum weed whacker
  10/22/24
lollercausting HARD ITT
thriller jade hairy legs dysfunction
  09/10/24
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Avocado police squad trailer park
  11/26/24
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'"'''"'''""""
  03/12/26
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Insane crimson circlehead
  10/07/24
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Insane crimson circlehead
  10/22/24
Done. I stage an accident in which I "suffer a head inj...
Purple histrionic cumskin
  10/23/24
OP here. This would be DQ'd by the judges. Nice try but to g...
blue parlour rigpig
  10/23/24
The judges thing is the dumbest part of this hypo. Basically...
Haunting Copper Mood Laser Beams
  11/26/24
1800000
Stimulating National Security Agency Spot
  10/23/24
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For guys that have been in prison like me,
  03/12/26


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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:03 AM
Author: blue parlour rigpig

You have to address everyone in your life as 'fucktarded cumskins' and use the word 'lollercaust'. If you impress the judges at the end of the month you get 1MM tax free. It is does not count towards your annual income.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2Reputation#48068690)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:05 AM
Author: Vigorous pontificating menage pervert

1MM is not a lot of money to have everyone in your life think you're a full retard for the rest of your life.

Can I spend that month in Bali or somewhere where nobody knows me?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2Reputation#48068699)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:06 AM
Author: blue parlour rigpig

No you have to interact with your employer and family like normal. After the month is over you can use any excuse you want to explain what happened, but during it you can't make any attempt to explain your personality change.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2Reputation#48068705)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:10 AM
Author: Vigorous pontificating menage pervert

in that case pass

I would lose much more in lifetime income alone from everyone assuming I had had a stroke and firing me

not to mention the irreparable damage to the relationships with my family and the people who matter to me, they would never be the same again, there would be no plausible way to explain such behavior to normal people

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2Reputation#48068721)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:13 AM
Author: thriller jade hairy legs dysfunction

LOL I just drafted 3 documents in the past hour

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2Reputation#48068729)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:07 AM
Author: thriller jade hairy legs dysfunction

LOLERCAUSTING hard af rn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2Reputation#48068712)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:19 AM
Author: seedy messiness business firm

Same

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2Reputation#48068738)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:05 AM
Author: thriller jade hairy legs dysfunction

BANGARANG

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2Reputation#48068700)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:07 AM
Author: blue parlour rigpig

You must say this to many people daily to get the million.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2Reputation#48068710)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:08 AM
Author: thriller jade hairy legs dysfunction

I talk to like 3-4 distinct humans in any given month

U mad?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2Reputation#48068714)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:09 AM
Author: blue parlour rigpig

Yeah I'm jelly ngl. Everyone respectable I know has close to 0 irl friends and is in parasocial relationships and does performance art for autistic online lawyers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2Reputation#48068720)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:10 AM
Author: Vigorous pontificating menage pervert



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2Reputation#48068722)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 7:59 AM
Author: yellow arousing half-breed incel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2Reputation#48069177)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:11 AM
Author: Citrine metal pisswyrm electric furnace



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2Reputation#48068723)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:13 AM
Author: Vigorous pontificating menage pervert

I just don't see how it can be explained to real normal people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2Reputation#48068730)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 6:08 PM
Author: Amber effete ape main people

Brain worm, tumor, etc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2Reputation#48071493)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:14 AM
Author: Soul-stirring lime theater

Who do I write the check out to

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2Reputation#48068731)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:23 AM
Author: blue parlour rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2Reputation#48068751)



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Date: October 22nd, 2024 7:25 PM
Author: topaz well-lubricated forum weed whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2Reputation#48228378)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 6:07 PM
Author: thriller jade hairy legs dysfunction

lollercausting HARD ITT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2Reputation#48071488)



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Date: November 26th, 2024 4:23 AM
Author: Avocado police squad trailer park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2Reputation#48382217)



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Date: March 12th, 2026 4:41 AM
Author: '"'''"'''""""



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2Reputation#49736582)



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Date: October 7th, 2024 1:51 AM
Author: Insane crimson circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2Reputation#48171633)



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Date: October 22nd, 2024 7:10 PM
Author: Insane crimson circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2Reputation#48228319)



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Date: October 23rd, 2024 1:00 PM
Author: Purple histrionic cumskin

Done. I stage an accident in which I "suffer a head injury" after which this is a symptom of my brain damage. Before this, I make explicitly clear to my wife that no matter the symptoms, she is to refuse all medical interventions on my behalf because I've seen in a vision that I will have this accident, recover after a month, and we will be $1mm richer.

She sequesters me at home to recover from my "injury" and after a month I return to normal.

When asked how I recovered, I will credit copious amounts of red meat and vigorous exercise.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2Reputation#48230710)



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Date: October 23rd, 2024 1:41 PM
Author: blue parlour rigpig

OP here. This would be DQ'd by the judges. Nice try but to get the money you would have to actually walk around in your normal life saying fucktarded cumskins and I lollercaust at you without explanation. No way around it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2Reputation#48230993)



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Date: November 26th, 2024 5:32 AM
Author: Haunting Copper Mood Laser Beams

The judges thing is the dumbest part of this hypo. Basically they won’t be satisfied unless I have caused serious damage to my life for $1M

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2Reputation#48382253)



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Date: October 23rd, 2024 8:01 PM
Author: Stimulating National Security Agency Spot

1800000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2Reputation#48232575)



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Date: March 12th, 2026 4:41 AM
Author: For guys that have been in prison like me,



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2Reputation#49736580)