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Shot my shot with a girl I’ve been friends with for a while, went horribly

Chick is 33 and I’m 38. We were coworkers and she text...
a Tall man wit a hoodie
  07/14/25
u should have done it sooner. but at least now u won't waste...
'''''"'"''"'
  07/14/25
they can be super useful in validating you for banging their...
UhOh
  07/14/25
sure, as long as ur using them as a means to an end like in ...
'''''"'"''"'
  07/14/25
Hell yeah brother its all a numbers game
Business school fucking ROCKS!!!
  07/14/25
Pic of the cheeks?
Emotionally + Physically Abusive Ex-Husband
  07/14/25
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i gave my cousin head
  07/14/25
"Heh. I can see your butt. I want to fuck."
Jimmy Zambo
  07/14/25
I didn’t have to ask for the first one lol. And she&rs...
a Tall man wit a hoodie
  07/14/25
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Bobby Birdshit
  07/14/25
How did you go about asking her if she was interested in bei...
Jimmy Zambo
  07/14/25
Put my hand on her lower back and started lightly touching t...
a Tall man wit a hoodie
  07/14/25
How did she respond?
Jimmy Zambo
  07/14/25
Asked me wtf im doing and that she’s not about it.
a Tall man wit a hoodie
  07/14/25
Lol I guess you had to try
Jimmy Zambo
  07/14/25
At least you’ve had a great run of 20 years poasting o...
my dog is a bigger TRUMP fan than I am
  07/14/25
"with a girl I’ve been friends with for a while&q...
i gave my cousin head
  07/14/25
this is why if u are interested in a girl u need to make a m...
'''''"'"''"'
  07/14/25
...
UhOh
  07/14/25
...
Jimmy Zambo
  07/14/25
Yeah i tried a different route bc I couldn’t fuck up m...
a Tall man wit a hoodie
  07/14/25
it's tricky with work situations never risk your liveliho...
'''''"'"''"'
  07/14/25
Yeah so I guess I made the right move. Plus I’m marrie...
a Tall man wit a hoodie
  07/14/25
wut
Karlstack's intern
  07/14/25
I’m married with kids part?
a Tall man wit a hoodie
  07/14/25
you lost the plot right there
Filipina mail order bride
  07/14/25
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Master P?s Apotheosis
  07/14/25
Did you offer her dat pre-dialed 911 cell phone??
Bob Avakian
  07/14/25
...
Earl Dibbles Jr
  07/14/25
stfu johnsmeyer u should have raped and killed her
rape bunny
  07/14/25
She’s telling her friends how awkward and uncomfortabl...
MAGA Farm Animals Reeking of Trump Cologne
  07/14/25
It’s already turned into rape in her mind
cannon
  07/14/25
How big is her penis?
Penis Six Nine
  07/14/25
Incredible thread
KikeLord69
  07/14/25


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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:41 PM
Author: a Tall man wit a hoodie

Chick is 33 and I’m 38. We were coworkers and she texts me non stop still even though we dont work together anymore. We were good friends when we worked together.

Met up the other day and she wore those short shorts that the butt sticks out of the bottom. I basically told her I want to fuck and she was shocked I would even ask. We haven’t talked since then. Pretty sad bros that I don’t have my friend anymore but happy I’m not wasting my time listening to some chicks problems anymore.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49101477)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:55 PM
Author: '''''"'"''"'

u should have done it sooner. but at least now u won't waste any more time on this dumb bitch. why be friends with a girl u wanna bang if there's no hope of ever banging her? women just arent that interesting or useful as friends.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49101515)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: UhOh

they can be super useful in validating you for banging their friends, but you're right if you want to fuck her you need to do it asap. the longer you wait the weirder it's gonna be.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49101526)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:59 PM
Author: '''''"'"''"'

sure, as long as ur using them as a means to an end like in the example u gave.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49101533)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:42 PM
Author: Business school fucking ROCKS!!! (🧐)

Hell yeah brother its all a numbers game

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49101481)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:43 PM
Author: Emotionally + Physically Abusive Ex-Husband

Pic of the cheeks?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49101482)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:50 PM
Author: i gave my cousin head



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49101500)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:43 PM
Author: Jimmy Zambo

"Heh. I can see your butt. I want to fuck."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49101483)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:45 PM
Author: a Tall man wit a hoodie

I didn’t have to ask for the first one lol. And she’s classy too they were like classy college girl shorts with her ass sticking out lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49101488)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:50 PM
Author: Bobby Birdshit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49101502)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:53 PM
Author: Jimmy Zambo

How did you go about asking her if she was interested in being injected with your genetic material?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49101508)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:07 PM
Author: a Tall man wit a hoodie

Put my hand on her lower back and started lightly touching then put my other hand on her thigh and just asked if she wanted to get a hotel lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49101547)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:23 PM
Author: Jimmy Zambo

How did she respond?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49101576)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:32 PM
Author: a Tall man wit a hoodie

Asked me wtf im doing and that she’s not about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49101592)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 9:08 PM
Author: Jimmy Zambo

Lol I guess you had to try

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49101658)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:49 PM
Author: my dog is a bigger TRUMP fan than I am (Fight! Fight! Fight!)

At least you’ve had a great run of 20 years poasting on zozo. Enjoy retirement!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49101496)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:49 PM
Author: i gave my cousin head

"with a girl I’ve been friends with for a while"

u poor dumb bastard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49101499)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: '''''"'"''"'

this is why if u are interested in a girl u need to make a move early.

if u don't, she'll put you in the friends category forever, even if she was initially DTF

and if u do but fail, at least u don't waste any more time or money on her

best case: u fuck her. worst case: u save yourself time and money and dignity.

trust me, i've been there and learned this lesson the hard way.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49101522)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:58 PM
Author: UhOh



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49101528)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:01 PM
Author: Jimmy Zambo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49101535)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:01 PM
Author: a Tall man wit a hoodie

Yeah i tried a different route bc I couldn’t fuck up my workplace by trying to fuck her while we worked closely.

I would ghost her every time she would write or call back slow. Then she would give in and hit me up etc. then we hung out again I thought this was it. Then she was appalled I even asked.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49101536)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:03 PM
Author: '''''"'"''"'

it's tricky with work situations

never risk your livelihood for a woman

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49101540)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:03 PM
Author: a Tall man wit a hoodie

Yeah so I guess I made the right move. Plus I’m married with kids lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49101541)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 9:18 PM
Author: Karlstack's intern

wut

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49101684)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 10:15 PM
Author: a Tall man wit a hoodie

I’m married with kids part?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49101842)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 10:17 PM
Author: Filipina mail order bride

you lost the plot right there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49101848)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:59 PM
Author: Master P?s Apotheosis (No Future)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49101532)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:06 PM
Author: Bob Avakian

Did you offer her dat pre-dialed 911 cell phone??

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49101544)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:40 PM
Author: Earl Dibbles Jr (πŸΎπŸ‘£)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49101613)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:15 PM
Author: rape bunny

stfu johnsmeyer u should have raped and killed her

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49101561)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 9:15 PM
Author: MAGA Farm Animals Reeking of Trump Cologne

She’s telling her friends how awkward and uncomfortable this was as you poast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49101678)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 9:17 PM
Author: cannon

It’s already turned into rape in her mind

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49101681)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 10:17 PM
Author: Penis Six Nine

How big is her penis?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49101847)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 10:21 PM
Author: KikeLord69

Incredible thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49101861)