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Closing argument time this morning. Inshallah I’ll channel my inner EPAH

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bateful range
  04/29/26
3-5 current posters max has ever done a jury trial
Pink Drunken Community Account Sanctuary
  04/29/26
You guys do trials in SaAs Law, Ricky?
bateful range
  04/29/26
Not Ricky, jewish darkness tp
Pink Drunken Community Account Sanctuary
  05/01/26
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beady-eyed coral telephone faggot firefighter
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Dun cowardly tank
  04/29/26
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bateful range
  04/29/26
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beady-eyed coral telephone faggot firefighter
  05/01/26
the elegant lisp, the sassy hand motions, all of it.
Angry ebony house
  04/29/26
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Charismatic Rebellious Lay Mad-dog Skullcap
  04/29/26
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beady-eyed coral telephone faggot firefighter
  05/01/26
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disgusting cyan laser beams coffee pot
  04/30/26
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racy jade site fortuitous meteor
  05/01/26
you forgot the WOC paralegal
racy jade site fortuitous meteor
  05/01/26
Flocks of stylish WoCs in business casual attire tp
beady-eyed coral telephone faggot firefighter
  05/01/26
https://imgur.com/a/does-she-know-xw1Aoz0 :-((( I'd be b...
Charismatic Rebellious Lay Mad-dog Skullcap
  05/02/26
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beady-eyed coral telephone faggot firefighter
  05/02/26
Just got the not guilty verdict. Pretty chill.
bateful range
  04/29/26
Did you hit the jury with dat "i'm gay" during clo...
Angry ebony house
  04/29/26
Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, in conclusion, I love men
bateful range
  04/29/26
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beady-eyed coral telephone faggot firefighter
  04/29/26
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stirring green tattoo
  04/29/26
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Swashbuckling Greedy Sandwich
  04/29/26
180!
Charismatic Rebellious Lay Mad-dog Skullcap
  04/29/26
hell yeah
Dun cowardly tank
  04/29/26
Attorney watching my closing said I TROUNCED the DA. It was ...
bateful range
  04/30/26
What happened to the pallets?
Mauve school cafeteria
  04/30/26
He dropped a few and they were scattered all over the street...
bateful range
  04/30/26
What a retard. Were you saying ur client wasn’t that g...
ungodly nursing home codepig
  05/01/26
To be precise, We got the theft charge dropped at the prelim...
bateful range
  05/01/26
How many people are out on the streets at 4 am in ski masks ...
ungodly nursing home codepig
  05/01/26
To be fair, this was in the winter, when temp was in the 30s...
bateful range
  05/01/26
Post your closing argument text
Yapping kitty cat
  05/01/26
Don’t have one. I wrote out some bullet points that co...
bateful range
  05/01/26
I initially read this as “prancing around the house&rd...
ungodly nursing home codepig
  05/01/26
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beady-eyed coral telephone faggot firefighter
  05/01/26
How do you describe reasonable doubt for the retarded proles...
Yapping kitty cat
  05/02/26
I wonder what % of white people own a ski mask vs % of nigge...
ungodly nursing home codepig
  05/01/26
The most prestigious per capita ski mask ownership discussio...
beady-eyed coral telephone faggot firefighter
  05/01/26
180
stirring green tattoo
  05/01/26
180. I love forklift cases
Dun cowardly tank
  05/01/26
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Magenta depressive haunted graveyard
  04/30/26
How much do you get paid now? Can I hire you?
salmon menage
  04/30/26
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salmon menage
  05/01/26
just don't channel your outer EPAH. no one thinks of Kermit ...
Violent field
  05/01/26
My throat has been hurting and I suspect it’s from all...
bateful range
  05/01/26
Do you ever think you'll go private?
ungodly nursing home codepig
  05/01/26
Yeah, I may do it eventually but I just hate the idea of bei...
bateful range
  05/01/26
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beady-eyed coral telephone faggot firefighter
  05/01/26
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ungodly nursing home codepig
  05/01/26
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beady-eyed coral telephone faggot firefighter
  05/01/26
Yea plus youre dumb and lazy and would fail miserably
embarrassed to the bone stimulating circlehead
  05/01/26
Shalom.
beady-eyed coral telephone faggot firefighter
  05/01/26
congrats!
racy jade site fortuitous meteor
  05/01/26
Ginger tea with honey!
stirring green tattoo
  05/01/26
180
beady-eyed coral telephone faggot firefighter
  05/01/26
Looking forward to this, ty
bateful range
  05/01/26
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beady-eyed coral telephone faggot firefighter
  05/01/26
Not sure how sterilizing your kid is gonna help w the trial
embarrassed to the bone stimulating circlehead
  05/01/26
Okay, I lol’d
beady-eyed coral telephone faggot firefighter
  05/01/26
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Charismatic Rebellious Lay Mad-dog Skullcap
  05/02/26


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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:19 PM
Author: bateful range



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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:20 PM
Author: Pink Drunken Community Account Sanctuary

3-5 current posters max has ever done a jury trial

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Reputation#49851229)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:23 PM
Author: bateful range

You guys do trials in SaAs Law, Ricky?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Reputation#49851237)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 4:10 PM
Author: Pink Drunken Community Account Sanctuary

Not Ricky, jewish darkness tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Reputation#49857429)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 7:35 PM
Author: beady-eyed coral telephone faggot firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Reputation#49857978)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:32 PM
Author: Dun cowardly tank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Reputation#49851269)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:38 PM
Author: bateful range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Reputation#49851296)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:13 PM
Author: beady-eyed coral telephone faggot firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Reputation#49858174)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:32 PM
Author: Angry ebony house

the elegant lisp, the sassy hand motions, all of it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Reputation#49851271)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 6:07 PM
Author: Charismatic Rebellious Lay Mad-dog Skullcap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Reputation#49852359)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 7:36 PM
Author: beady-eyed coral telephone faggot firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Reputation#49857979)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 2:07 PM
Author: disgusting cyan laser beams coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Reputation#49854597)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:02 PM
Author: racy jade site fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Reputation#49858147)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:03 PM
Author: racy jade site fortuitous meteor

you forgot the WOC paralegal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Reputation#49858148)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:06 PM
Author: beady-eyed coral telephone faggot firefighter

Flocks of stylish WoCs in business casual attire tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Reputation#49858159)



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Date: May 2nd, 2026 5:41 PM
Author: Charismatic Rebellious Lay Mad-dog Skullcap

https://imgur.com/a/does-she-know-xw1Aoz0

:-((( I'd be better off in a pine box, on a slow train back to Georgia than recalling that heady week.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Reputation#49860142)



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Date: May 2nd, 2026 5:48 PM
Author: beady-eyed coral telephone faggot firefighter



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Date: April 29th, 2026 5:27 PM
Author: bateful range

Just got the not guilty verdict. Pretty chill.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Reputation#49852210)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 5:30 PM
Author: Angry ebony house

Did you hit the jury with dat "i'm gay" during closing?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Reputation#49852219)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 5:51 PM
Author: bateful range

Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, in conclusion, I love men

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Reputation#49852289)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 5:51 PM
Author: beady-eyed coral telephone faggot firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Reputation#49852293)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 5:53 PM
Author: stirring green tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Reputation#49852307)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 7:20 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Greedy Sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Reputation#49852622)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 6:06 PM
Author: Charismatic Rebellious Lay Mad-dog Skullcap

180!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Reputation#49852357)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 10:27 PM
Author: Dun cowardly tank

hell yeah

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Reputation#49852981)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 1:06 PM
Author: bateful range

Attorney watching my closing said I TROUNCED the DA. It was a felony theft and vandalism where someone was seen on video driving a forklift through a fence into a business and taking pallets with the forklift lol. The video showed a guy with an orange vest, a ski mask and dark clothing. My client was found about an hour later 0.5 miles away on his escooter at 4 am wearing clothes matching that description.

There was also a security guard who ID’d my client as the guy. One issue was that the security guard got on the stand and didn’t really remember IDing my client and said he was far away and it was hard to see much

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Reputation#49854517)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 2:11 PM
Author: Mauve school cafeteria

What happened to the pallets?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Reputation#49854603)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 2:22 PM
Author: bateful range

He dropped a few and they were scattered all over the street, then he tried to get another load on the forklift and just Left them on the side of the road lol. So he wasn’t successful in stealing them and there was no getaway vehicle/car to load the pallets onto caught on video

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Reputation#49854623)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 11:50 AM
Author: ungodly nursing home codepig

What a retard. Were you saying ur client wasn’t that guy or it didn’t meet the elements of theft? Why didn’t DA bring criminal mischief charge

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Reputation#49856810)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 12:05 PM
Author: bateful range

To be precise, We got the theft charge dropped at the preliminary hearing (probable cause hearing) by the judge. So this trial was just for felony vandalism. My argument was that they got the wrong guy.

Additional facts in my favor :

my client was actually the second guy they stopped. The first guy was also wearing a ski mask and dark clothing but he had a yellow jacket. It was clearly different than the orange vest that could be seen in the video surveilllance , so they let the guy go. (He told officers he was going to work). I argued that had the police investigated a bit more they might have found a third or fourth guy wearing a similar working class uniform with a ski mask and orange vest because this was an industrial area, and maybe whoever committed this crime was wearing something that he knew would be inconspicuous

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Reputation#49856848)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 12:37 PM
Author: ungodly nursing home codepig

How many people are out on the streets at 4 am in ski masks in Visalia, wtf is going on

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Reputation#49856911)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 1:00 PM
Author: bateful range

To be fair, this was in the winter, when temp was in the 30s or early 40s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Reputation#49856950)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 1:41 PM
Author: Yapping kitty cat

Post your closing argument text

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Reputation#49857030)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 2:05 PM
Author: bateful range

Don’t have one. I wrote out some bullet points that cover the reasonable doubts that I wanted to address and then I freestyled it from there my man. I always practice out loud a lot in the car and pacing around the house though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Reputation#49857095)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 3:02 PM
Author: ungodly nursing home codepig

I initially read this as “prancing around the house”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Reputation#49857244)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:13 PM
Author: beady-eyed coral telephone faggot firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Reputation#49858175)



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Date: May 2nd, 2026 3:15 PM
Author: Yapping kitty cat

How do you describe reasonable doubt for the retarded proles

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Reputation#49859824)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 1:58 PM
Author: ungodly nursing home codepig

I wonder what % of white people own a ski mask vs % of niggers that own one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Reputation#49857084)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:14 PM
Author: beady-eyed coral telephone faggot firefighter

The most prestigious per capita ski mask ownership discussion board in the world.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Reputation#49858176)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 1:02 PM
Author: stirring green tattoo

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Reputation#49856953)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 4:56 PM
Author: Dun cowardly tank

180. I love forklift cases

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Reputation#49857530)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 2:11 PM
Author: Magenta depressive haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Reputation#49854604)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 1:08 PM
Author: salmon menage

How much do you get paid now? Can I hire you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Reputation#49854522)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 11:43 AM
Author: salmon menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Reputation#49856799)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 12:40 PM
Author: Violent field

just don't channel your outer EPAH. no one thinks of Kermit The Frog and sees a top tier lawyer.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Reputation#49856919)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 4:20 PM
Author: bateful range

My throat has been hurting and I suspect it’s from all the talking in court and stress of trial. not to say that this was a really high pressure trial, but im usually exhausted for a couple days after… a comedown after all the adrenaline

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Reputation#49857452)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 5:17 PM
Author: ungodly nursing home codepig

Do you ever think you'll go private?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Reputation#49857597)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 7:34 PM
Author: bateful range

Yeah, I may do it eventually but I just hate the idea of being distracted and stressed out by business concerns. This way I get the pure majesty of the law, but the high caseload is a downside.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Reputation#49857972)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 7:34 PM
Author: beady-eyed coral telephone faggot firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Reputation#49857974)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 8:34 PM
Author: ungodly nursing home codepig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Reputation#49858084)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 8:48 PM
Author: beady-eyed coral telephone faggot firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Reputation#49858108)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:07 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone stimulating circlehead

Yea plus youre dumb and lazy and would fail miserably

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Reputation#49858160)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:07 PM
Author: beady-eyed coral telephone faggot firefighter

Shalom.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Reputation#49858162)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:03 PM
Author: racy jade site fortuitous meteor

congrats!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Reputation#49858149)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:04 PM
Author: stirring green tattoo

Ginger tea with honey!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Reputation#49858150)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:05 PM
Author: beady-eyed coral telephone faggot firefighter

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Reputation#49858156)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:36 PM
Author: bateful range

Looking forward to this, ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Reputation#49858226)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:36 PM
Author: beady-eyed coral telephone faggot firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Reputation#49858227)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:07 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone stimulating circlehead

Not sure how sterilizing your kid is gonna help w the trial

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Reputation#49858161)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:13 PM
Author: beady-eyed coral telephone faggot firefighter

Okay, I lol’d

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Reputation#49858173)



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Date: May 2nd, 2026 5:49 PM
Author: Charismatic Rebellious Lay Mad-dog Skullcap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Reputation#49860163)