my firm had a big event this weekend and got sully sullenber...	Grizzly self-centered friendly grandma	07/16/23
lol alpha af	exciting principal's office	07/16/23
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You should offer anal and/or oral to make up for it	stimulating locus	07/16/23
You should have said "I like pilots who don't crash the...	Insane temple weed whacker	07/16/23
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just heard from one guy in the group with whom i work closel...	Grizzly self-centered friendly grandma	07/16/23
Double down. If confronted, mention that in college you did...	Sick Marvelous Old Irish Cottage Keepsake Machete	07/16/23
assume i do this but that it’s not technically true. w...	Grizzly self-centered friendly grandma	07/16/23
It's hard to prove a negative, it's not like they can review...	Sick Marvelous Old Irish Cottage Keepsake Machete	07/16/23
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first off, fuck your ass and the clique you claim	Pea-brained Arousing Personal Credit Line	11/29/23
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Update: OP is now managing partner of the firm	Narrow-minded locale	03/21/25
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Date: July 16th, 2023 12:32 AM Author: Grizzly self-centered friendly grandma my firm had a big event this weekend and got sully sullenberger to give the keynote address. it really was a great speech. afterward, he was mingling with several firm bigwigs and i walked up to try to ingratiate myself. i felt a little self-conscious sidling up like that and tried to break the tension with a joke. as soon as i walked up i looked at sully and said “well, i guess everyone’s the hero of their own story, right?” i’m actually a big fan and thought my comment would be self-evidently tongue in cheek. anyway, nobody said anything for like the longest three seconds of my life and sully finally responded with a very sober (and just gracious enough to be deadly) “i suppose that’s often the case, son.” my group head immediately stepped in to remind sully of someone he wanted him to meet and the crowd dispersed. haven’t heard anything from any of them since. what’s my play here? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5373411&forum_id=2Reputation#46552552)

Date: July 16th, 2023 1:34 AM Author: exciting principal's office lol alpha af (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5373411&forum_id=2Reputation#46552632)

Date: July 16th, 2023 12:34 AM Author: poppy forum background story (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5373411&forum_id=2Reputation#46552556)

Date: July 16th, 2023 1:28 AM Author: histrionic very tactful trust fund (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5373411&forum_id=2Reputation#46552626)

Date: July 16th, 2023 1:33 AM Author: stimulating locus You should offer anal and/or oral to make up for it (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5373411&forum_id=2Reputation#46552631)

Date: July 16th, 2023 1:36 AM Author: Insane temple weed whacker You should have said "I like pilots who don't crash their planes." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5373411&forum_id=2Reputation#46552634)

Date: July 16th, 2023 11:43 AM Author: sable spot private investor (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5373411&forum_id=2Reputation#46553264)

Date: July 16th, 2023 11:47 AM Author: Sick Marvelous Old Irish Cottage Keepsake Machete (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5373411&forum_id=2Reputation#46553283)

Date: March 21st, 2025 12:46 PM Author: glittery tanning salon filthpig (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5373411&forum_id=2Reputation#48768815)

Date: May 1st, 2026 12:27 PM Author: maniacal shitlib circlehead (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5373411&forum_id=2Reputation#49856899)

Date: July 16th, 2023 11:38 AM Author: Grizzly self-centered friendly grandma just heard from one guy in the group with whom i work closely. he said the hardest part of his night was not busting out laughing when i said it but that he wouldn’t want to be me today. how bad is this likely to get? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5373411&forum_id=2Reputation#46553249)

Date: July 16th, 2023 11:40 AM Author: Sick Marvelous Old Irish Cottage Keepsake Machete Double down. If confronted, mention that in college you did a little bit of piloting and once landed an Airbus in the Hudson, you just weren't a publicity hound about it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5373411&forum_id=2Reputation#46553255)

Date: July 16th, 2023 11:45 AM Author: Grizzly self-centered friendly grandma assume i do this but that it’s not technically true. would there be some way for the firm to verify this? faa records or something? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5373411&forum_id=2Reputation#46553272)

Date: July 16th, 2023 11:47 AM Author: Sick Marvelous Old Irish Cottage Keepsake Machete It's hard to prove a negative, it's not like they can review every FAA record to confirm you didn't land an AirBus in the Hudson. If they get really aggressive, you can also mention that you were working for the CIA at the time and the details of the incident are classified. If they have a top secret clearance and a plausible need to know, then you can share the details but until then you've said as much as you can. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5373411&forum_id=2Reputation#46553282)

Date: July 18th, 2023 11:03 AM Author: Grizzly self-centered friendly grandma (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5373411&forum_id=2Reputation#46561001)

Date: July 18th, 2023 11:05 AM Author: Offensive whorehouse (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5373411&forum_id=2Reputation#46561006)

Date: November 29th, 2023 10:05 AM Author: Unholy lemon associate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5373411&forum_id=2Reputation#47112135)

Date: March 21st, 2025 12:31 PM Author: maniacal shitlib circlehead (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5373411&forum_id=2Reputation#48768744)

Date: May 1st, 2026 12:27 PM Author: maniacal shitlib circlehead (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5373411&forum_id=2Reputation#49856901)

Date: March 21st, 2025 12:00 PM Author: Disgusting dilemma dysfunction (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5373411&forum_id=2Reputation#48768633)

Date: March 21st, 2025 12:46 PM Author: glittery tanning salon filthpig (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5373411&forum_id=2Reputation#48768818)

Date: July 18th, 2023 11:04 AM Author: internet-worthy indian lodge (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5373411&forum_id=2Reputation#46561004)

Date: November 29th, 2023 10:03 AM Author: Grizzly self-centered friendly grandma (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5373411&forum_id=2Reputation#47112131)

Date: November 29th, 2023 10:05 AM Author: passionate library (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5373411&forum_id=2Reputation#47112136)

Date: November 29th, 2023 10:06 AM Author: Offensive whorehouse (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5373411&forum_id=2Reputation#47112143)

Date: November 29th, 2023 10:40 AM Author: Pea-brained Arousing Personal Credit Line first off, fuck your ass and the clique you claim (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5373411&forum_id=2Reputation#47112231)

Date: February 14th, 2024 12:17 AM Author: Grizzly self-centered friendly grandma (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5373411&forum_id=2Reputation#47400840)

Date: October 17th, 2024 12:50 AM Author: Grizzly self-centered friendly grandma (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5373411&forum_id=2Reputation#48206409)

Date: March 21st, 2025 11:46 AM Author: Grizzly self-centered friendly grandma (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5373411&forum_id=2Reputation#48768598)

Date: March 21st, 2025 11:49 AM Author: Olive swashbuckling plaza (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5373411&forum_id=2Reputation#48768600)

Date: March 21st, 2025 12:49 PM Author: Narrow-minded locale Update: OP is now managing partner of the firm (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5373411&forum_id=2Reputation#48768838)

Date: May 1st, 2026 12:23 PM Author: Grizzly self-centered friendly grandma (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5373411&forum_id=2Reputation#49856893)