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Closing argument time this morning. Inshallah I’ll channel my inner EPAH

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Canary roommate affirmative action
  04/29/26
3-5 current posters max has ever done a jury trial
cordovan cracking foreskin
  04/29/26
You guys do trials in SaAs Law, Ricky?
Canary roommate affirmative action
  04/29/26
Not Ricky, jewish darkness tp
cordovan cracking foreskin
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buff motley parlour juggernaut
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Canary roommate affirmative action
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Flushed sadistic national factory reset button
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the elegant lisp, the sassy hand motions, all of it.
lime twinkling uncleanness
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passionate garrison
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Flushed sadistic national factory reset button
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walnut travel guidebook
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Deep party of the first part theater
  05/01/26
you forgot the WOC paralegal
Deep party of the first part theater
  05/01/26
Flocks of stylish WoCs in business casual attire tp
Flushed sadistic national factory reset button
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https://imgur.com/a/does-she-know-xw1Aoz0 :-((( I'd be b...
passionate garrison
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Flushed sadistic national factory reset button
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Just got the not guilty verdict. Pretty chill.
Canary roommate affirmative action
  04/29/26
Did you hit the jury with dat "i'm gay" during clo...
lime twinkling uncleanness
  04/29/26
Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, in conclusion, I love men
Canary roommate affirmative action
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Rambunctious plaza sound barrier
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Appetizing green community account death wish
  04/29/26
180!
passionate garrison
  04/29/26
hell yeah
buff motley parlour juggernaut
  04/29/26
Attorney watching my closing said I TROUNCED the DA. It was ...
Canary roommate affirmative action
  04/30/26
What happened to the pallets?
Provocative home
  04/30/26
He dropped a few and they were scattered all over the street...
Canary roommate affirmative action
  04/30/26
What a retard. Were you saying ur client wasn’t that g...
Peach Scourge Upon The Earth Athletic Conference
  05/01/26
To be precise, We got the theft charge dropped at the prelim...
Canary roommate affirmative action
  05/01/26
How many people are out on the streets at 4 am in ski masks ...
Peach Scourge Upon The Earth Athletic Conference
  05/01/26
To be fair, this was in the winter, when temp was in the 30s...
Canary roommate affirmative action
  05/01/26
Post your closing argument text
drunken double fault hunting ground
  05/01/26
Don’t have one. I wrote out some bullet points that co...
Canary roommate affirmative action
  05/01/26
I initially read this as “prancing around the house&rd...
Peach Scourge Upon The Earth Athletic Conference
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Flushed sadistic national factory reset button
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How do you describe reasonable doubt for the retarded proles...
drunken double fault hunting ground
  05/02/26
I wonder what % of white people own a ski mask vs % of nigge...
Peach Scourge Upon The Earth Athletic Conference
  05/01/26
The most prestigious per capita ski mask ownership discussio...
Flushed sadistic national factory reset button
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180
Rambunctious plaza sound barrier
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180. I love forklift cases
buff motley parlour juggernaut
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irate kitty cat
  04/30/26
How much do you get paid now? Can I hire you?
Irradiated Mustard Legend
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Irradiated Mustard Legend
  05/01/26
just don't channel your outer EPAH. no one thinks of Kermit ...
Insecure International Law Enforcement Agency Piazza
  05/01/26
My throat has been hurting and I suspect it’s from all...
Canary roommate affirmative action
  05/01/26
Do you ever think you'll go private?
Peach Scourge Upon The Earth Athletic Conference
  05/01/26
Yeah, I may do it eventually but I just hate the idea of bei...
Canary roommate affirmative action
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Peach Scourge Upon The Earth Athletic Conference
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Flushed sadistic national factory reset button
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Yea plus youre dumb and lazy and would fail miserably
Multi-colored school cafeteria gaping
  05/01/26
Shalom.
Flushed sadistic national factory reset button
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congrats!
Deep party of the first part theater
  05/01/26
Ginger tea with honey!
Rambunctious plaza sound barrier
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180
Flushed sadistic national factory reset button
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Looking forward to this, ty
Canary roommate affirmative action
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Flushed sadistic national factory reset button
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Not sure how sterilizing your kid is gonna help w the trial
Multi-colored school cafeteria gaping
  05/01/26
Okay, I lol’d
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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:19 PM
Author: Canary roommate affirmative action



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Reputation#49851221)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:20 PM
Author: cordovan cracking foreskin

3-5 current posters max has ever done a jury trial

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Reputation#49851229)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:23 PM
Author: Canary roommate affirmative action

You guys do trials in SaAs Law, Ricky?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Reputation#49851237)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 4:10 PM
Author: cordovan cracking foreskin

Not Ricky, jewish darkness tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Reputation#49857429)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 7:35 PM
Author: Flushed sadistic national factory reset button



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Reputation#49857978)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:32 PM
Author: buff motley parlour juggernaut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Reputation#49851269)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:38 PM
Author: Canary roommate affirmative action



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Reputation#49851296)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:13 PM
Author: Flushed sadistic national factory reset button



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Reputation#49858174)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:32 PM
Author: lime twinkling uncleanness

the elegant lisp, the sassy hand motions, all of it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Reputation#49851271)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 6:07 PM
Author: passionate garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Reputation#49852359)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 7:36 PM
Author: Flushed sadistic national factory reset button



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Date: April 30th, 2026 2:07 PM
Author: walnut travel guidebook



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:02 PM
Author: Deep party of the first part theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Reputation#49858147)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:03 PM
Author: Deep party of the first part theater

you forgot the WOC paralegal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Reputation#49858148)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:06 PM
Author: Flushed sadistic national factory reset button

Flocks of stylish WoCs in business casual attire tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Reputation#49858159)



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Date: May 2nd, 2026 5:41 PM
Author: passionate garrison

https://imgur.com/a/does-she-know-xw1Aoz0

:-((( I'd be better off in a pine box, on a slow train back to Georgia than recalling that heady week.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Reputation#49860142)



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Date: May 2nd, 2026 5:48 PM
Author: Flushed sadistic national factory reset button



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Reputation#49860161)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 5:27 PM
Author: Canary roommate affirmative action

Just got the not guilty verdict. Pretty chill.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Reputation#49852210)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 5:30 PM
Author: lime twinkling uncleanness

Did you hit the jury with dat "i'm gay" during closing?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Reputation#49852219)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 5:51 PM
Author: Canary roommate affirmative action

Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, in conclusion, I love men

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Reputation#49852289)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 5:51 PM
Author: Flushed sadistic national factory reset button



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Reputation#49852293)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 5:53 PM
Author: Rambunctious plaza sound barrier



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Reputation#49852307)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 7:20 PM
Author: Appetizing green community account death wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Reputation#49852622)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 6:06 PM
Author: passionate garrison

180!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Reputation#49852357)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 10:27 PM
Author: buff motley parlour juggernaut

hell yeah

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Reputation#49852981)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 1:06 PM
Author: Canary roommate affirmative action

Attorney watching my closing said I TROUNCED the DA. It was a felony theft and vandalism where someone was seen on video driving a forklift through a fence into a business and taking pallets with the forklift lol. The video showed a guy with an orange vest, a ski mask and dark clothing. My client was found about an hour later 0.5 miles away on his escooter at 4 am wearing clothes matching that description.

There was also a security guard who ID’d my client as the guy. One issue was that the security guard got on the stand and didn’t really remember IDing my client and said he was far away and it was hard to see much

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Reputation#49854517)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 2:11 PM
Author: Provocative home

What happened to the pallets?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Reputation#49854603)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 2:22 PM
Author: Canary roommate affirmative action

He dropped a few and they were scattered all over the street, then he tried to get another load on the forklift and just Left them on the side of the road lol. So he wasn’t successful in stealing them and there was no getaway vehicle/car to load the pallets onto caught on video

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Reputation#49854623)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 11:50 AM
Author: Peach Scourge Upon The Earth Athletic Conference

What a retard. Were you saying ur client wasn’t that guy or it didn’t meet the elements of theft? Why didn’t DA bring criminal mischief charge

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Reputation#49856810)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 12:05 PM
Author: Canary roommate affirmative action

To be precise, We got the theft charge dropped at the preliminary hearing (probable cause hearing) by the judge. So this trial was just for felony vandalism. My argument was that they got the wrong guy.

Additional facts in my favor :

my client was actually the second guy they stopped. The first guy was also wearing a ski mask and dark clothing but he had a yellow jacket. It was clearly different than the orange vest that could be seen in the video surveilllance , so they let the guy go. (He told officers he was going to work). I argued that had the police investigated a bit more they might have found a third or fourth guy wearing a similar working class uniform with a ski mask and orange vest because this was an industrial area, and maybe whoever committed this crime was wearing something that he knew would be inconspicuous

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Reputation#49856848)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 12:37 PM
Author: Peach Scourge Upon The Earth Athletic Conference

How many people are out on the streets at 4 am in ski masks in Visalia, wtf is going on

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Reputation#49856911)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 1:00 PM
Author: Canary roommate affirmative action

To be fair, this was in the winter, when temp was in the 30s or early 40s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Reputation#49856950)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 1:41 PM
Author: drunken double fault hunting ground

Post your closing argument text

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Reputation#49857030)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 2:05 PM
Author: Canary roommate affirmative action

Don’t have one. I wrote out some bullet points that cover the reasonable doubts that I wanted to address and then I freestyled it from there my man. I always practice out loud a lot in the car and pacing around the house though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Reputation#49857095)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 3:02 PM
Author: Peach Scourge Upon The Earth Athletic Conference

I initially read this as “prancing around the house”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Reputation#49857244)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:13 PM
Author: Flushed sadistic national factory reset button



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Reputation#49858175)



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Date: May 2nd, 2026 3:15 PM
Author: drunken double fault hunting ground

How do you describe reasonable doubt for the retarded proles

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Reputation#49859824)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 1:58 PM
Author: Peach Scourge Upon The Earth Athletic Conference

I wonder what % of white people own a ski mask vs % of niggers that own one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Reputation#49857084)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:14 PM
Author: Flushed sadistic national factory reset button

The most prestigious per capita ski mask ownership discussion board in the world.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Reputation#49858176)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 1:02 PM
Author: Rambunctious plaza sound barrier

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Reputation#49856953)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 4:56 PM
Author: buff motley parlour juggernaut

180. I love forklift cases

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Reputation#49857530)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 2:11 PM
Author: irate kitty cat



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Date: April 30th, 2026 1:08 PM
Author: Irradiated Mustard Legend

How much do you get paid now? Can I hire you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Reputation#49854522)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 11:43 AM
Author: Irradiated Mustard Legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Reputation#49856799)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 12:40 PM
Author: Insecure International Law Enforcement Agency Piazza

just don't channel your outer EPAH. no one thinks of Kermit The Frog and sees a top tier lawyer.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Reputation#49856919)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 4:20 PM
Author: Canary roommate affirmative action

My throat has been hurting and I suspect it’s from all the talking in court and stress of trial. not to say that this was a really high pressure trial, but im usually exhausted for a couple days after… a comedown after all the adrenaline

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Reputation#49857452)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 5:17 PM
Author: Peach Scourge Upon The Earth Athletic Conference

Do you ever think you'll go private?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Reputation#49857597)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 7:34 PM
Author: Canary roommate affirmative action

Yeah, I may do it eventually but I just hate the idea of being distracted and stressed out by business concerns. This way I get the pure majesty of the law, but the high caseload is a downside.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Reputation#49857972)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 7:34 PM
Author: Flushed sadistic national factory reset button



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Reputation#49857974)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 8:34 PM
Author: Peach Scourge Upon The Earth Athletic Conference



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Reputation#49858084)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 8:48 PM
Author: Flushed sadistic national factory reset button



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:07 PM
Author: Multi-colored school cafeteria gaping

Yea plus youre dumb and lazy and would fail miserably

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Reputation#49858160)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:07 PM
Author: Flushed sadistic national factory reset button

Shalom.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Reputation#49858162)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:03 PM
Author: Deep party of the first part theater

congrats!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Reputation#49858149)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:04 PM
Author: Rambunctious plaza sound barrier

Ginger tea with honey!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Reputation#49858150)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:05 PM
Author: Flushed sadistic national factory reset button

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Reputation#49858156)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:36 PM
Author: Canary roommate affirmative action

Looking forward to this, ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Reputation#49858226)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:36 PM
Author: Flushed sadistic national factory reset button



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Reputation#49858227)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:07 PM
Author: Multi-colored school cafeteria gaping

Not sure how sterilizing your kid is gonna help w the trial

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Reputation#49858161)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:13 PM
Author: Flushed sadistic national factory reset button

Okay, I lol’d

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Reputation#49858173)



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Date: May 2nd, 2026 5:49 PM
Author: passionate garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Reputation#49860163)