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Archive of XO-original Seinfeld scripts ITT

Pls paste links to ones not yet here: One social taboo Se...
racy depressive heaven
  07/17/22
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Snowy sweet tailpipe
  07/17/22
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brindle round eye
  07/17/22
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Embarrassed to the bone lodge giraffe
  07/18/22
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racy depressive heaven
  09/29/22
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racy depressive heaven
  01/07/23
Seinfeld episode where they discuss vaxxed ppl at risk due t...
Mint hairy legs
  01/07/23
Seinfeld skit where they discuss rebunking the lab leak theo...
Mint hairy legs
  01/07/23
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Embarrassed to the bone lodge giraffe
  01/09/23
crossing state lines http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread...
insanely creepy alcoholic fanboi
  01/09/23
George's parents dealing with COVID restrictions: http://...
insanely creepy alcoholic fanboi
  01/09/23
Smelly pussy http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=...
Infuriating house dragon
  03/18/23
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racy depressive heaven
  05/05/23
Financing a burrito: http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread...
insanely creepy alcoholic fanboi
  05/05/23
Seinfeld episode where Kramer claims he can hear colors afte...
appetizing zombie-like indian lodge masturbator
  05/05/23
http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5341734&fo...
Wine outnumbered ratface chapel
  06/01/23
Antisemite Duke Students Walk Out Of Seinfeld’s Commen...
fluffy reading party
  08/22/24
Seinfeld episode where George has a chance to date Sigourney...
fluffy reading party
  08/22/24
Dating a dumb German girl https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?...
fluffy reading party
  08/22/24
Gabby Petito disappearance: https://xoxohth.com/thread.ph...
trip unholy toaster tanning salon
  08/22/24
Seinfeld episode where Kramer lists Jerry's car on turo h...
fluffy reading party
  08/23/24
Seinfeld episode where they discuss people getting disinvite...
fluffy reading party
  08/23/24
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fluffy reading party
  08/23/24
Seinfeld episode where Puddy disgusts Elaine by supporting T...
fluffy reading party
  08/23/24
Seinfeld episode where Kramer defends SVB rescue as not a ba...
fluffy reading party
  08/23/24
Apple picking plot ideas https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?t...
fluffy reading party
  09/28/24
Seinfeld episode where Kramer is caught posting on Nude Afri...
charismatic cruise ship internal respiration
  09/28/24
this seemed good but was underperformance imo for evan 39. i...
glittery lemon people who are hurt
  09/28/24
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racy depressive heaven
  02/17/25
Kramer gets a job at DOGE and eliminates Newman's job htt...
fluffy reading party
  03/02/25
Yankees Charlie Kirk memorial https://xoxohth.com/thread.ph...
fluffy reading party
  09/18/25
Bad news guys, we can’t do these anymore - ya see, &ld...
'"'"''"
  06/11/26
actually the xo Seinfeld scripts I've seen are 10000x funnie...
fuck her right in the pussy
  06/11/26


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Date: July 17th, 2022 11:27 PM
Author: racy depressive heaven

Pls paste links to ones not yet here:

One social taboo Seinfeld never grappled with…

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1859449&mc=66&forum_id=2

George dates Sigourney Weaver:

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4934319&mc=24&forum_id=2

Kramer gets stolen cane from longshoreman Joe Sestak:

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4289339&mc=46&forum_id=2

America has become corrupt:

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4937270&mc=52&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2Reputation#44868423)



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Date: July 17th, 2022 11:31 PM
Author: Snowy sweet tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2Reputation#44868436)



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Date: July 17th, 2022 11:39 PM
Author: brindle round eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2Reputation#44868471)



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Date: July 18th, 2022 9:47 AM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone lodge giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2Reputation#44869758)



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Date: September 29th, 2022 4:59 AM
Author: racy depressive heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2Reputation#45249162)



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Date: January 7th, 2023 3:12 PM
Author: racy depressive heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2Reputation#45756151)



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Date: January 7th, 2023 3:18 PM
Author: Mint hairy legs

Seinfeld episode where they discuss vaxxed ppl at risk due to unvaxxed

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4917605&mc=56&forum_id=2#43289940

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2Reputation#45756181)



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Date: January 7th, 2023 3:23 PM
Author: Mint hairy legs

Seinfeld skit where they discuss rebunking the lab leak theory

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4841553&mc=52&forum_id=2#42512210

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2Reputation#45756204)



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Date: January 9th, 2023 11:37 AM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone lodge giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2Reputation#45763622)



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Date: January 9th, 2023 11:41 AM
Author: insanely creepy alcoholic fanboi

crossing state lines

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4965019&mc=51&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2Reputation#45763649)



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Date: January 9th, 2023 11:51 AM
Author: insanely creepy alcoholic fanboi

George's parents dealing with COVID restrictions:

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4752891&forum_id=2#41849573

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2Reputation#45763708)



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Date: March 18th, 2023 3:03 AM
Author: Infuriating house dragon

Smelly pussy

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4910333&mc=11&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2Reputation#46067659)



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Date: May 5th, 2023 2:15 AM
Author: racy depressive heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2Reputation#46272406)



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Date: May 5th, 2023 7:46 AM
Author: insanely creepy alcoholic fanboi

Financing a burrito:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5320001&mc=33&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2Reputation#46272571)



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Date: May 5th, 2023 7:58 AM
Author: appetizing zombie-like indian lodge masturbator

Seinfeld episode where Kramer claims he can hear colors after the COVID vax: http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4925973&forum_id=2#43156148



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2Reputation#46272589)



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Date: June 1st, 2023 10:34 AM
Author: Wine outnumbered ratface chapel

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5341734&forum_id=2#46325486

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2Reputation#46378768)



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Date: August 22nd, 2024 11:47 PM
Author: fluffy reading party

Antisemite Duke Students Walk Out Of Seinfeld’s Commencement Speech

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527812&mc=75&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2Reputation#47997060)



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Date: August 22nd, 2024 11:48 PM
Author: fluffy reading party

Seinfeld episode where George has a chance to date Sigourney Weaver, but...

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4934319&mc=38&forum_id=2#43211214

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2Reputation#47997067)



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Date: August 22nd, 2024 11:49 PM
Author: fluffy reading party

Dating a dumb German girl

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5579033&mc=34&forum_id=2#47984000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2Reputation#47997070)



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Date: August 22nd, 2024 11:52 PM
Author: trip unholy toaster tanning salon

Gabby Petito disappearance:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4926480&mc=44&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2Reputation#47997080)



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Date: August 23rd, 2024 12:09 AM
Author: fluffy reading party

Seinfeld episode where Kramer lists Jerry's car on turo

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5168286&mc=19&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2Reputation#47997105)



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Date: August 23rd, 2024 12:10 AM
Author: fluffy reading party

Seinfeld episode where they discuss people getting disinvited to Obama’s party

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4895547&mc=51&forum_id=2#42918676

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2Reputation#47997108)



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Date: August 23rd, 2024 12:14 AM
Author: fluffy reading party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2Reputation#47997115)



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Date: August 23rd, 2024 12:18 AM
Author: fluffy reading party

Seinfeld episode where Puddy disgusts Elaine by supporting TX vs Biden

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5481708&mc=47&forum_id=2#47334089

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2Reputation#47997120)



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Date: August 23rd, 2024 1:07 AM
Author: fluffy reading party

Seinfeld episode where Kramer defends SVB rescue as not a bailout

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5305630&mc=37&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2Reputation#47997262)



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Date: September 28th, 2024 12:29 AM
Author: fluffy reading party

Apple picking plot ideas

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5600347&mc=17&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2Reputation#48139494)



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Date: September 28th, 2024 2:35 AM
Author: charismatic cruise ship internal respiration

Seinfeld episode where Kramer is caught posting on Nude Africa

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5598336&mc=34&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2Reputation#48139604)



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Date: September 28th, 2024 2:44 AM
Author: glittery lemon people who are hurt

this seemed good but was underperformance imo for evan 39. its mechanical exercise for evan its social commentary (interracial observations) with a modern twist (nude africa website) theres a internal reference (callback joke to mulatto lady) and usurp expectations (kramer being shameless) for parable ending (to brainwash the sitcom audience opinion on acceptability of interracial)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2Reputation#48139607)



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Date: February 17th, 2025 8:04 PM
Author: racy depressive heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2Reputation#48669891)



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Date: March 2nd, 2025 12:53 PM
Author: fluffy reading party

Kramer gets a job at DOGE and eliminates Newman's job

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5676099

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2Reputation#48707645)



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Date: September 18th, 2025 11:53 AM
Author: fluffy reading party

Yankees Charlie Kirk memorial

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5772059&mc=32&forum_id=2#49252715

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2Reputation#49281272)



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Date: June 11th, 2026 8:33 PM
Author: '"'"''"

Bad news guys, we can’t do these anymore - ya see, “fuck her right in the pussy” tp (HILARIOUS 2014 reference moniker btw! definitely a guy with an AMAZEBALLS sense of humor! 😂) says Seinfeld is overrated! *jackoff motion*

https://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5873073&mc=95&forum_id=2



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2Reputation#49932234)



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Date: June 11th, 2026 8:34 PM
Author: fuck her right in the pussy

actually the xo Seinfeld scripts I've seen are 10000x funnier than the show

you know what else was pretty funny was that AI Seinfeld Twitch stream, "Nothing, Forever"

and this moniker is from way back when FHRITP was a thing, sorry you hate throwbacks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2Reputation#49932244)