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Elie Mystal offers sensible take using nuanced hypo

he's a deep thinker. https://x.com/WesternLensman/status/...
Garnet concupiscible location death wish
  06/30/25
wow lol
mischievous native stock car
  06/30/25
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Long Red Poon Tie Covering Your Wang
  07/01/25
that hair has to be a wig by now, right?
mischievous native stock car
  06/30/25
it's by far the best thing about his shtik.
Garnet concupiscible location death wish
  06/30/25
He flamed out after one year in biglaw and realized his real...
Useless stage
  06/30/25
true. and it shows. his conviction carries him along.
Garnet concupiscible location death wish
  06/30/25
Really? I thought he famously never passed the bar.
Exhilarant magenta hospital
  06/30/25
IIRC he was on the pass list but never actually admitted to ...
galvanic peach police squad senate
  06/30/25
why would you not bother getting admitted even if you quit o...
mischievous native stock car
  06/30/25
I always heard he got C&F dinged Wasn't his dad a cor...
Supple dingle berry
  06/30/25
NY has that weird C/F process after the results come out and...
Garnet concupiscible location death wish
  06/30/25
How do the other states do it? I was only ever admitted in N...
.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,...,,..,.,.,
  07/01/25
In my experience it is supposed to run in the background onc...
David Poaster Wallace
  07/01/25
yeah the NY sequencing sucks it drags the whole thing out by...
buttfaggot
  07/01/25
that's the normal way. i'm not sure of the details but NY re...
,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
  07/01/25
not a "laywer" or a "lib" but i think hi...
doobsian deep forum partner
  06/30/25
He looks like a villain in a Captain Underpants book.
Translucent Area
  06/30/25
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Ruddy Lodge
  06/30/25
This guys hair has earned him millions of dollars
pearly thriller patrolman
  06/30/25
...
Garnet concupiscible location death wish
  06/30/25
credited hypo that underscores just how absurd and short-sig...
Arousing principal's office mood
  06/30/25
He looks like shit. Good Lord.
Abnormal deer antler international law enforcement agency
  06/30/25
He’s got an Xbox controller sitting on the entertainme...
Awkward elastic band
  06/30/25
...
Mace's Pajama Attire
  07/01/25
There's also a fan on the floor pointed at his chair.
David Poaster Wallace
  07/01/25
Only thing that's amazing about this is that somehow this re...
.- .-. . .-. . .--. - .. .-.. .
  07/01/25
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.,.,...,..,.,.,:,,:,.,.,:::,...,:,...:..:.,:.::,.
  07/02/25
A century ago, a creature like Mystal would have been hunted...
CapTTTainFalcon
  07/02/25
I tried getting an injunction in Court to stop someone from ...
---------------!!!!!!!!!!!!!-----------
  07/01/25
how has he not yet died of diabetes or whatever obese nigger...
I hate being a lawyer and want to die
  07/02/25
Remember how obviously retarded he was on ATL (compared with...
Josh_Allen
  07/02/25
who TF listens to these two ugly nons speaking?
Filipina mail order bride
  07/02/25
at 2 minutes in: "we're going to deport consuela un...
Diamond Dallas Trump
  07/02/25


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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:32 AM
Author: Garnet concupiscible location death wish

he's a deep thinker.

https://x.com/WesternLensman/status/1938991814545154381

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2Reputation#49060129)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:34 AM
Author: mischievous native stock car

wow lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2Reputation#49060134)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:29 AM
Author: Long Red Poon Tie Covering Your Wang ( )



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2Reputation#49062540)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:34 AM
Author: mischievous native stock car

that hair has to be a wig by now, right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2Reputation#49060136)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:49 AM
Author: Garnet concupiscible location death wish

it's by far the best thing about his shtik.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2Reputation#49060181)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:52 AM
Author: Useless stage

He flamed out after one year in biglaw and realized his real passion was hating whitey

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2Reputation#49060189)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:52 AM
Author: Garnet concupiscible location death wish

true. and it shows. his conviction carries him along.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2Reputation#49060192)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:08 AM
Author: Exhilarant magenta hospital

Really? I thought he famously never passed the bar.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2Reputation#49060249)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:15 AM
Author: galvanic peach police squad senate

IIRC he was on the pass list but never actually admitted to the NY bar. Which means either some C&F issue or he flamed out so fast he didn't even finish bar admission

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2Reputation#49060284)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:20 AM
Author: mischievous native stock car

why would you not bother getting admitted even if you quit or were fired from your job? clear C&F problems

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2Reputation#49060306)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:32 AM
Author: Supple dingle berry

I always heard he got C&F dinged

Wasn't his dad a corrupt NY politician?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2Reputation#49060344)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:25 PM
Author: Garnet concupiscible location death wish

NY has that weird C/F process after the results come out and some people who passed never do the paperwork or never pass the C/F test. i have no idea about Mystal, but i can say that his views are less grounded than KBJ's and have been for a long time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2Reputation#49062130)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:56 AM
Author: .,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,...,,..,.,., ( )


How do the other states do it? I was only ever admitted in NY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2Reputation#49062589)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:36 AM
Author: David Poaster Wallace

In my experience it is supposed to run in the background once you register so you know if there are any issues by the time results are released.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2Reputation#49062974)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:40 AM
Author: buttfaggot (✅🍑)

yeah the NY sequencing sucks it drags the whole thing out by an unnecessary additional handful of months

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2Reputation#49062992)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:40 AM
Author: ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,


that's the normal way. i'm not sure of the details but NY regularly churns out stories about people who pass the NY bar but fail to do the post-passing paperwork and then they start working as if they are lawyers anyway.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2Reputation#49062995)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:00 AM
Author: doobsian deep forum partner

not a "laywer" or a "lib" but i think his hypo is actually cr

sorry libs the executive can just do stuff and that's how government works

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2Reputation#49060219)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:47 AM
Author: Translucent Area

He looks like a villain in a Captain Underpants book.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2Reputation#49060369)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 12:24 PM
Author: Ruddy Lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2Reputation#49060440)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 12:08 PM
Author: pearly thriller patrolman

This guys hair has earned him millions of dollars

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2Reputation#49060396)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 12:36 PM
Author: Garnet concupiscible location death wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2Reputation#49060465)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 12:30 PM
Author: Arousing principal's office mood

credited hypo that underscores just how absurd and short-sighted the SCOTUS ruling is

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2Reputation#49060450)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:47 PM
Author: Abnormal deer antler international law enforcement agency

He looks like shit. Good Lord.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2Reputation#49062058)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:07 PM
Author: Awkward elastic band

He’s got an Xbox controller sitting on the entertainment center behind him. Probably for one of those scholarship defense simulators

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2Reputation#49062100)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:30 AM
Author: Mace's Pajama Attire (No Future)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2Reputation#49062543)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:35 AM
Author: David Poaster Wallace

There's also a fan on the floor pointed at his chair.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2Reputation#49062969)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:38 AM
Author: .- .-. . .-. . .--. - .. .-.. .

Only thing that's amazing about this is that somehow this retard makes enough money to not die of starvation on the street which is precisely where he would be in a fit and fully functional society.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2Reputation#49062984)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 1:06 AM
Author: .,.,...,..,.,.,:,,:,.,.,:::,...,:,...:..:.,:.::,.




(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2Reputation#49065256)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 3:34 AM
Author: CapTTTainFalcon

A century ago, a creature like Mystal would have been hunted and possibly eaten.

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2294840&mc=47&forum_id=2#23492584

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2Reputation#49065379)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:43 AM
Author: ---------------!!!!!!!!!!!!!-----------


I tried getting an injunction in Court to stop someone from moving assets and the Court literally said "fraudsters will be fraudsters so the injunction won't help you anyways."

Of course it was a dumb Judge and I'll be suing to unwind fraudulent transfers for years to come...



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2Reputation#49063001)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 1:13 AM
Author: I hate being a lawyer and want to die

how has he not yet died of diabetes or whatever obese niggers die from

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2Reputation#49065260)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 1:54 AM
Author: Josh_Allen

Remember how obviously retarded he was on ATL (compared with Lat)?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2Reputation#49065298)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 2:33 AM
Author: Filipina mail order bride

who TF listens to these two ugly nons speaking?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2Reputation#49065328)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 3:04 AM
Author: Diamond Dallas Trump

at 2 minutes in:

"we're going to deport consuela until the court figures it out"

180, he has to go back

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2Reputation#49065360)