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SOLO PI BRO, on track to hit $1,000,000 in revenue this year. Taking ?'s

Had firm for about 5 years. Car & truck wrecks, slip &...
Useless Fortuitous Meteor
  11/14/25
what's overall profit?
razzmatazz rusted nibblets stead
  11/14/25
My bookkeeper told me that I'm at about $300kin profit.
Useless Fortuitous Meteor
  11/14/25
lol so you could have just worked some middle management gig...
bright titillating main people keepsake machete
  11/17/25
Sure, I absolutely could've worked a middle management gig w...
Useless Fortuitous Meteor
  11/17/25
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bright titillating main people keepsake machete
  11/18/25
Quinn Emanuel has unlimited vacation time.
swollen crystalline shitlib
  11/18/25
Congrats. Sounds like you are close to making it, though &qu...
beta bawdyhouse milk
  11/14/25
I've already surpassed what i was making at the PI firm I wo...
Useless Fortuitous Meteor
  11/14/25
how do you beat out the other PI firms for cases? seems like...
razzmatazz rusted nibblets stead
  11/14/25
I don't. I practice in a large market. There is not enou...
Useless Fortuitous Meteor
  11/14/25
describe the work in a slip and fall vs. auto accident and w...
jet-lagged scarlet public bath
  11/18/25
In car wreck, a CopBro comes to the scene, talks to the witn...
Useless Fortuitous Meteor
  11/18/25
what did you do before you went solo?
ultramarine very tactful temple skinny woman
  11/14/25
Associate at a PI mill. Before that, I worked for a small sh...
Useless Fortuitous Meteor
  11/14/25
On a scale of 1 to CSLG, how big of a douchebag are you?
Blathering fat ankles
  11/14/25
4. I've seen CSLG's work. That man makes it an artform. ...
Useless Fortuitous Meteor
  11/14/25
Ur not gonna make it then. Need to get up to an 8.
Blathering fat ankles
  11/15/25
tips on getting up to 8?
Useless Fortuitous Meteor
  11/17/25
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Conversion_to_Judaism
brindle dog poop
  11/17/25
uh....hmmmm
Useless Fortuitous Meteor
  11/18/25
...
Useless Fortuitous Meteor
  11/15/25
why are ur expenses so high, fire two of ur associates and u...
orange site
  11/15/25
"cut ur office expenses too, u shld be keeping 80% at l...
Useless Fortuitous Meteor
  11/17/25
He might be a pajeet but he knows. Your margins are shit. Co...
Fluffy Glittery Azn
  11/17/25
NOBODY has 80% profit. The above poaster doesn't know WT...
Useless Fortuitous Meteor
  11/17/25
when i was shitlol my expenses were like 3-4% of my revenue ...
orange site
  11/17/25
>i was renting a virtual office for like $12.99 a month ...
Useless Fortuitous Meteor
  11/17/25
CSLG claims he never spent on google so it depends, faggot
orange site
  11/18/25
CSLG doesn't spend on Google, it doesn't mean he doesn't spe...
Useless Fortuitous Meteor
  11/18/25
what's the most you made in a year doing this?
jet-lagged scarlet public bath
  11/18/25
Settled a ceiling collapse case for over $500k. I've got ...
Useless Fortuitous Meteor
  11/18/25
180
infuriating senate
  11/15/25
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Dead narrow-minded kitty friendly grandma
  11/17/25
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Date: November 14th, 2025 3:17 PM
Author: Useless Fortuitous Meteor

Had firm for about 5 years.

Car & truck wrecks, slip & trips, some medmal

4 employees, no associates

haven't been to trial in 2 years

I've tried google ads in the past, but they've mostly resulted in shit clients because it costs so much to bid on the "good" keywords.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5798051&forum_id=2Reputation#49430834)



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Date: November 14th, 2025 3:18 PM
Author: razzmatazz rusted nibblets stead

what's overall profit?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5798051&forum_id=2Reputation#49430838)



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Date: November 14th, 2025 3:19 PM
Author: Useless Fortuitous Meteor

My bookkeeper told me that I'm at about $300kin profit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5798051&forum_id=2Reputation#49430842)



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Date: November 17th, 2025 2:22 PM
Author: bright titillating main people keepsake machete

lol so you could have just worked some middle management gig with less stress?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5798051&forum_id=2Reputation#49438501)



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Date: November 17th, 2025 2:24 PM
Author: Useless Fortuitous Meteor

Sure, I absolutely could've worked a middle management gig while taking at least 60 days off this year off for the following vacations:

- Europe;

- LA;

- San Fran;

- Tampa

In addition to never working past 5:00 nor working weekends.

Please send me the INDEED link to such a job that would pay me that much money and have such a flexible schedule?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5798051&forum_id=2Reputation#49438508)



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Date: November 18th, 2025 12:54 AM
Author: bright titillating main people keepsake machete

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5798051&forum_id=2Reputation#49439861)



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Date: November 18th, 2025 6:17 PM
Author: swollen crystalline shitlib

Quinn Emanuel has unlimited vacation time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5798051&forum_id=2Reputation#49441795)



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Date: November 14th, 2025 3:22 PM
Author: beta bawdyhouse milk

Congrats. Sounds like you are close to making it, though "only" making $250k on $1M in revenue is not ideal.

How do you get your cases?

What's your revenue and profit each of the last 4 years?

How much longer until you cumulatively surpass what you would have made had you stuck with doing whatever you were doing before?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5798051&forum_id=2Reputation#49430854)



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Date: November 14th, 2025 3:26 PM
Author: Useless Fortuitous Meteor

I've already surpassed what i was making at the PI firm I worked for before opening my own shop. My highest salary was $130k.

Revenue first year was only $70k-ish. Year 2 was around $130k, year 3-5 have all been AT LEAST $300k a year.

I'm running at about 30-35% profit every year.

My cases come from

- Attorney referalls;

- Previous clients;

- Medical providers;

- Family members

I'd really MAEK IT if I could figure out how to get GOOD cases from online marketing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5798051&forum_id=2Reputation#49430867)



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Date: November 14th, 2025 3:45 PM
Author: razzmatazz rusted nibblets stead

how do you beat out the other PI firms for cases? seems like this is a highly commoditized practice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5798051&forum_id=2Reputation#49431055)



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Date: November 14th, 2025 4:45 PM
Author: Useless Fortuitous Meteor

I don't.

I practice in a large market. There is not enough GOOD PI lawyers to go around for every car wreck that occurs.

Then when you factor in how many PI Bros don't touch slip & trips b/c of how much work it takes, I've got more than eough to fill my plate without feeling like I have to "compete" against other Bros.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5798051&forum_id=2Reputation#49431210)



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Date: November 18th, 2025 6:14 PM
Author: jet-lagged scarlet public bath

describe the work in a slip and fall vs. auto accident and why the S&P is so much more work. ty.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5798051&forum_id=2Reputation#49441783)



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Date: November 18th, 2025 6:19 PM
Author: Useless Fortuitous Meteor

In car wreck, a CopBro comes to the scene, talks to the witnesses, takes photos, and determines who was at fault and gives a citation.

In a S&P, your client falls, gets hurt, and MAAAAAAYBE the property owner/store does an incident report.

Most times, they try to completely ignore the incident unless the client pushes for some kind of documentation. Even if there is an incident report, they won't release it until AFTER you've filed suit.

Most of my cases require some kind of pre-suit investigation into what caused my client to fall and some photos of the scene.

Next, Defense is almost always going to file a Motion for Summary Judgment by arguing:

- The Plaintiff should watched where the fuck s/he was walking;

- The Plaintiff had superior knowledge of the hazard;

- The hazard was present for such a short period of time, that there was no way Defendant could have properly fixed it;

or in regards to grocery stores:

- Defendant's employee had inspected that area 20 minutes before the fall and didn't see anything; therefore, Defendant followed its safety/cleaning policy and thus lacks any liability for whatever caused Plaintiff to fall.

Most Defendants won't discuss any money until you make it past MSJ and that will probably require you to retain an Expert just to survive.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5798051&forum_id=2Reputation#49441801)



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Date: November 14th, 2025 3:25 PM
Author: ultramarine very tactful temple skinny woman

what did you do before you went solo?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5798051&forum_id=2Reputation#49430863)



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Date: November 14th, 2025 3:26 PM
Author: Useless Fortuitous Meteor

Associate at a PI mill. Before that, I worked for a small shop of 2 PI bros in a much smaller market.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5798051&forum_id=2Reputation#49430872)



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Date: November 14th, 2025 3:47 PM
Author: Blathering fat ankles

On a scale of 1 to CSLG, how big of a douchebag are you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5798051&forum_id=2Reputation#49431059)



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Date: November 14th, 2025 4:46 PM
Author: Useless Fortuitous Meteor

4.

I've seen CSLG's work. That man makes it an artform.

I'm an asshole that instead of arguing with an adjuster, I'll just send them a copy of my FILED & STAMPED complaint and tell them to pay me or give the file to their counsel.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5798051&forum_id=2Reputation#49431216)



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Date: November 15th, 2025 10:05 AM
Author: Blathering fat ankles

Ur not gonna make it then. Need to get up to an 8.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5798051&forum_id=2Reputation#49432826)



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Date: November 17th, 2025 12:21 AM
Author: Useless Fortuitous Meteor

tips on getting up to 8?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5798051&forum_id=2Reputation#49437126)



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Date: November 17th, 2025 2:05 AM
Author: brindle dog poop

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Conversion_to_Judaism

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5798051&forum_id=2Reputation#49437194)



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Date: November 18th, 2025 12:43 AM
Author: Useless Fortuitous Meteor

uh....hmmmm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5798051&forum_id=2Reputation#49439837)



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Date: November 15th, 2025 8:37 AM
Author: Useless Fortuitous Meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5798051&forum_id=2Reputation#49432709)



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Date: November 15th, 2025 8:54 AM
Author: orange site

why are ur expenses so high, fire two of ur associates and use AI or hire some jeets in india for .25 cents an hour

cut ur office expenses too, u shld be keeping 80% at least

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5798051&forum_id=2Reputation#49432726)



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Date: November 17th, 2025 12:20 AM
Author: Useless Fortuitous Meteor

"cut ur office expenses too, u shld be keeping 80% at least"

You obviously don't know wtf you're talking about.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5798051&forum_id=2Reputation#49437125)



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Date: November 17th, 2025 1:48 AM
Author: Fluffy Glittery Azn

He might be a pajeet but he knows. Your margins are shit. Considering your margins doing this you could probably make more money doing family law or SSDI (bottom of the barrel) or some other shit like that tbqh. How the fuck do you spend that much money without ever going to trial?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5798051&forum_id=2Reputation#49437182)



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Date: November 17th, 2025 2:19 PM
Author: Useless Fortuitous Meteor

NOBODY has 80% profit.

The above poaster doesn't know WTF he's talking about regarding running a business.

Obviously, you don't either if you don't understand how expensive it is to have a PI firm with staff and active cases.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5798051&forum_id=2Reputation#49438494)



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Date: November 17th, 2025 2:22 PM
Author: orange site

when i was shitlol my expenses were like 3-4% of my revenue

i was renting a virtual office for like $12.99 a month

google voice for phone is free

had some fax subscription that maybe was $2 a month or so

maybe blew $20 a month on postage though technically i cld recoup that at settlement

only big cost was google adwords, in year i made 300k i think i blew 10k on google

i had no subscription to westlaw/lexis, just download treatises for free at law library and put them on USB. didnt pay some IT pajeet for website, did it myself and hosting was like $90 a year.

i recall reddit retards paying tons for westland and IT it was lolzy then of course rent for a proper office when they had no revenue

there's no reason to have big overhead as a soloshitlolyer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5798051&forum_id=2Reputation#49438503)



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Date: November 17th, 2025 2:26 PM
Author: Useless Fortuitous Meteor

>i was renting a virtual office for like $12.99 a month

>maybe blew $20 a month on postage though technically i cld recoup that at settlement

>only big cost was google adwords, in year i made 300k i think i blew 10k on google

lol, please stop poasting. The more you type, the more you prove how little you know about running a PI shop.

"$10k on google!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5798051&forum_id=2Reputation#49438515)



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Date: November 18th, 2025 12:58 AM
Author: orange site

CSLG claims he never spent on google so it depends, faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5798051&forum_id=2Reputation#49439864)



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Date: November 18th, 2025 6:12 PM
Author: Useless Fortuitous Meteor

CSLG doesn't spend on Google, it doesn't mean he doesn't spend thousands on marketing, you cum-swirling faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5798051&forum_id=2Reputation#49441774)



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Date: November 18th, 2025 6:16 PM
Author: jet-lagged scarlet public bath

what's the most you made in a year doing this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5798051&forum_id=2Reputation#49441792)



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Date: November 18th, 2025 6:20 PM
Author: Useless Fortuitous Meteor

Settled a ceiling collapse case for over $500k.

I've got a medmal that we're gonna mediate next month. If mediation is successful, then It'll settle for over $500k as well.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5798051&forum_id=2Reputation#49441805)



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Date: November 15th, 2025 9:00 AM
Author: infuriating senate

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5798051&forum_id=2Reputation#49432738)



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Date: November 17th, 2025 1:17 AM
Author: Dead narrow-minded kitty friendly grandma



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Date: November 24th, 2025 1:07 PM
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