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Closing argument time this morning. Inshallah I’ll channel my inner EPAH

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Canary spectacular station tank
  04/29/26
3-5 current posters max has ever done a jury trial
brilliant boistinker parlour
  04/29/26
You guys do trials in SaAs Law, Ricky?
Canary spectacular station tank
  04/29/26
Not Ricky, jewish darkness tp
brilliant boistinker parlour
  05/01/26
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Jet Multi-colored Nowag
  05/01/26
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orange passionate liquid oxygen reading party
  04/29/26
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Canary spectacular station tank
  04/29/26
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Jet Multi-colored Nowag
  05/01/26
the elegant lisp, the sassy hand motions, all of it.
razzle-dazzle resort ratface
  04/29/26
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Wonderful Puce Mental Disorder Ceo
  04/29/26
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Jet Multi-colored Nowag
  05/01/26
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useless church
  04/30/26
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Hyperactive sandwich lodge
  05/01/26
you forgot the WOC paralegal
Hyperactive sandwich lodge
  05/01/26
Flocks of stylish WoCs in business casual attire tp
Jet Multi-colored Nowag
  05/01/26
https://imgur.com/a/does-she-know-xw1Aoz0 :-((( I'd be b...
Wonderful Puce Mental Disorder Ceo
  05/02/26
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Jet Multi-colored Nowag
  05/02/26
Just got the not guilty verdict. Pretty chill.
Canary spectacular station tank
  04/29/26
Did you hit the jury with dat "i'm gay" during clo...
razzle-dazzle resort ratface
  04/29/26
Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, in conclusion, I love men
Canary spectacular station tank
  04/29/26
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Jet Multi-colored Nowag
  04/29/26
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ocher curious menage degenerate
  04/29/26
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Maize Headpube
  04/29/26
180!
Wonderful Puce Mental Disorder Ceo
  04/29/26
hell yeah
orange passionate liquid oxygen reading party
  04/29/26
Attorney watching my closing said I TROUNCED the DA. It was ...
Canary spectacular station tank
  04/30/26
What happened to the pallets?
bat shit crazy regret
  04/30/26
He dropped a few and they were scattered all over the street...
Canary spectacular station tank
  04/30/26
What a retard. Were you saying ur client wasn’t that g...
impressive school cafeteria police squad
  05/01/26
To be precise, We got the theft charge dropped at the prelim...
Canary spectacular station tank
  05/01/26
How many people are out on the streets at 4 am in ski masks ...
impressive school cafeteria police squad
  05/01/26
To be fair, this was in the winter, when temp was in the 30s...
Canary spectacular station tank
  05/01/26
Post your closing argument text
big buck-toothed masturbator rehab
  05/01/26
Don’t have one. I wrote out some bullet points that co...
Canary spectacular station tank
  05/01/26
I initially read this as “prancing around the house&rd...
impressive school cafeteria police squad
  05/01/26
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Jet Multi-colored Nowag
  05/01/26
How do you describe reasonable doubt for the retarded proles...
big buck-toothed masturbator rehab
  05/02/26
I wonder what % of white people own a ski mask vs % of nigge...
impressive school cafeteria police squad
  05/01/26
The most prestigious per capita ski mask ownership discussio...
Jet Multi-colored Nowag
  05/01/26
180
ocher curious menage degenerate
  05/01/26
180. I love forklift cases
orange passionate liquid oxygen reading party
  05/01/26
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Racy flesh point feces
  04/30/26
How much do you get paid now? Can I hire you?
Infuriating chocolate ticket booth
  04/30/26
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Infuriating chocolate ticket booth
  05/01/26
just don't channel your outer EPAH. no one thinks of Kermit ...
Trip maniacal locale messiness
  05/01/26
My throat has been hurting and I suspect it’s from all...
Canary spectacular station tank
  05/01/26
Do you ever think you'll go private?
impressive school cafeteria police squad
  05/01/26
Yeah, I may do it eventually but I just hate the idea of bei...
Canary spectacular station tank
  05/01/26
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Jet Multi-colored Nowag
  05/01/26
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impressive school cafeteria police squad
  05/01/26
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Jet Multi-colored Nowag
  05/01/26
Yea plus youre dumb and lazy and would fail miserably
indecent base background story
  05/01/26
Shalom.
Jet Multi-colored Nowag
  05/01/26
congrats!
Hyperactive sandwich lodge
  05/01/26
Ginger tea with honey!
ocher curious menage degenerate
  05/01/26
180
Jet Multi-colored Nowag
  05/01/26
Looking forward to this, ty
Canary spectacular station tank
  05/01/26
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Jet Multi-colored Nowag
  05/01/26
Not sure how sterilizing your kid is gonna help w the trial
indecent base background story
  05/01/26
Okay, I lol’d
Jet Multi-colored Nowag
  05/01/26
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Wonderful Puce Mental Disorder Ceo
  05/02/26


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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:19 PM
Author: Canary spectacular station tank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Reputation#49851221)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:20 PM
Author: brilliant boistinker parlour

3-5 current posters max has ever done a jury trial

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Reputation#49851229)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:23 PM
Author: Canary spectacular station tank

You guys do trials in SaAs Law, Ricky?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Reputation#49851237)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 4:10 PM
Author: brilliant boistinker parlour

Not Ricky, jewish darkness tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Reputation#49857429)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 7:35 PM
Author: Jet Multi-colored Nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Reputation#49857978)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:32 PM
Author: orange passionate liquid oxygen reading party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Reputation#49851269)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:38 PM
Author: Canary spectacular station tank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Reputation#49851296)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:13 PM
Author: Jet Multi-colored Nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Reputation#49858174)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:32 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle resort ratface

the elegant lisp, the sassy hand motions, all of it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Reputation#49851271)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 6:07 PM
Author: Wonderful Puce Mental Disorder Ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Reputation#49852359)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 7:36 PM
Author: Jet Multi-colored Nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Reputation#49857979)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 2:07 PM
Author: useless church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Reputation#49854597)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:02 PM
Author: Hyperactive sandwich lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Reputation#49858147)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:03 PM
Author: Hyperactive sandwich lodge

you forgot the WOC paralegal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Reputation#49858148)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:06 PM
Author: Jet Multi-colored Nowag

Flocks of stylish WoCs in business casual attire tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Reputation#49858159)



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Date: May 2nd, 2026 5:41 PM
Author: Wonderful Puce Mental Disorder Ceo

https://imgur.com/a/does-she-know-xw1Aoz0

:-((( I'd be better off in a pine box, on a slow train back to Georgia than recalling that heady week.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Reputation#49860142)



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Date: May 2nd, 2026 5:48 PM
Author: Jet Multi-colored Nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Reputation#49860161)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 5:27 PM
Author: Canary spectacular station tank

Just got the not guilty verdict. Pretty chill.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Reputation#49852210)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 5:30 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle resort ratface

Did you hit the jury with dat "i'm gay" during closing?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Reputation#49852219)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 5:51 PM
Author: Canary spectacular station tank

Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, in conclusion, I love men

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Reputation#49852289)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 5:51 PM
Author: Jet Multi-colored Nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Reputation#49852293)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 5:53 PM
Author: ocher curious menage degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Reputation#49852307)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 7:20 PM
Author: Maize Headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Reputation#49852622)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 6:06 PM
Author: Wonderful Puce Mental Disorder Ceo

180!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Reputation#49852357)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 10:27 PM
Author: orange passionate liquid oxygen reading party

hell yeah

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Reputation#49852981)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 1:06 PM
Author: Canary spectacular station tank

Attorney watching my closing said I TROUNCED the DA. It was a felony theft and vandalism where someone was seen on video driving a forklift through a fence into a business and taking pallets with the forklift lol. The video showed a guy with an orange vest, a ski mask and dark clothing. My client was found about an hour later 0.5 miles away on his escooter at 4 am wearing clothes matching that description.

There was also a security guard who ID’d my client as the guy. One issue was that the security guard got on the stand and didn’t really remember IDing my client and said he was far away and it was hard to see much

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Reputation#49854517)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 2:11 PM
Author: bat shit crazy regret

What happened to the pallets?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Reputation#49854603)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 2:22 PM
Author: Canary spectacular station tank

He dropped a few and they were scattered all over the street, then he tried to get another load on the forklift and just Left them on the side of the road lol. So he wasn’t successful in stealing them and there was no getaway vehicle/car to load the pallets onto caught on video

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Reputation#49854623)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 11:50 AM
Author: impressive school cafeteria police squad

What a retard. Were you saying ur client wasn’t that guy or it didn’t meet the elements of theft? Why didn’t DA bring criminal mischief charge

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Reputation#49856810)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 12:05 PM
Author: Canary spectacular station tank

To be precise, We got the theft charge dropped at the preliminary hearing (probable cause hearing) by the judge. So this trial was just for felony vandalism. My argument was that they got the wrong guy.

Additional facts in my favor :

my client was actually the second guy they stopped. The first guy was also wearing a ski mask and dark clothing but he had a yellow jacket. It was clearly different than the orange vest that could be seen in the video surveilllance , so they let the guy go. (He told officers he was going to work). I argued that had the police investigated a bit more they might have found a third or fourth guy wearing a similar working class uniform with a ski mask and orange vest because this was an industrial area, and maybe whoever committed this crime was wearing something that he knew would be inconspicuous

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Reputation#49856848)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 12:37 PM
Author: impressive school cafeteria police squad

How many people are out on the streets at 4 am in ski masks in Visalia, wtf is going on

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Reputation#49856911)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 1:00 PM
Author: Canary spectacular station tank

To be fair, this was in the winter, when temp was in the 30s or early 40s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Reputation#49856950)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 1:41 PM
Author: big buck-toothed masturbator rehab

Post your closing argument text

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Reputation#49857030)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 2:05 PM
Author: Canary spectacular station tank

Don’t have one. I wrote out some bullet points that cover the reasonable doubts that I wanted to address and then I freestyled it from there my man. I always practice out loud a lot in the car and pacing around the house though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Reputation#49857095)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 3:02 PM
Author: impressive school cafeteria police squad

I initially read this as “prancing around the house”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Reputation#49857244)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:13 PM
Author: Jet Multi-colored Nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Reputation#49858175)



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Date: May 2nd, 2026 3:15 PM
Author: big buck-toothed masturbator rehab

How do you describe reasonable doubt for the retarded proles

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Reputation#49859824)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 1:58 PM
Author: impressive school cafeteria police squad

I wonder what % of white people own a ski mask vs % of niggers that own one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Reputation#49857084)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:14 PM
Author: Jet Multi-colored Nowag

The most prestigious per capita ski mask ownership discussion board in the world.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Reputation#49858176)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 1:02 PM
Author: ocher curious menage degenerate

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Reputation#49856953)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 4:56 PM
Author: orange passionate liquid oxygen reading party

180. I love forklift cases

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Reputation#49857530)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 2:11 PM
Author: Racy flesh point feces



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Date: April 30th, 2026 1:08 PM
Author: Infuriating chocolate ticket booth

How much do you get paid now? Can I hire you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Reputation#49854522)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 11:43 AM
Author: Infuriating chocolate ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Reputation#49856799)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 12:40 PM
Author: Trip maniacal locale messiness

just don't channel your outer EPAH. no one thinks of Kermit The Frog and sees a top tier lawyer.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Reputation#49856919)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 4:20 PM
Author: Canary spectacular station tank

My throat has been hurting and I suspect it’s from all the talking in court and stress of trial. not to say that this was a really high pressure trial, but im usually exhausted for a couple days after… a comedown after all the adrenaline

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Reputation#49857452)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 5:17 PM
Author: impressive school cafeteria police squad

Do you ever think you'll go private?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Reputation#49857597)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 7:34 PM
Author: Canary spectacular station tank

Yeah, I may do it eventually but I just hate the idea of being distracted and stressed out by business concerns. This way I get the pure majesty of the law, but the high caseload is a downside.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Reputation#49857972)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 7:34 PM
Author: Jet Multi-colored Nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Reputation#49857974)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 8:34 PM
Author: impressive school cafeteria police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Reputation#49858084)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 8:48 PM
Author: Jet Multi-colored Nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Reputation#49858108)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:07 PM
Author: indecent base background story

Yea plus youre dumb and lazy and would fail miserably

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Reputation#49858160)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:07 PM
Author: Jet Multi-colored Nowag

Shalom.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Reputation#49858162)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:03 PM
Author: Hyperactive sandwich lodge

congrats!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Reputation#49858149)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:04 PM
Author: ocher curious menage degenerate

Ginger tea with honey!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Reputation#49858150)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:05 PM
Author: Jet Multi-colored Nowag

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Reputation#49858156)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:36 PM
Author: Canary spectacular station tank

Looking forward to this, ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Reputation#49858226)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:36 PM
Author: Jet Multi-colored Nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Reputation#49858227)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:07 PM
Author: indecent base background story

Not sure how sterilizing your kid is gonna help w the trial

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Reputation#49858161)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:13 PM
Author: Jet Multi-colored Nowag

Okay, I lol’d

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Reputation#49858173)



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Date: May 2nd, 2026 5:49 PM
Author: Wonderful Puce Mental Disorder Ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Reputation#49860163)