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Closing argument time this morning. Inshallah I’ll channel my inner EPAH

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Floppy idiotic dingle berry cuckold
  04/29/26
3-5 current posters max has ever done a jury trial
free-loading principal's office
  04/29/26
You guys do trials in SaAs Law, Ricky?
Floppy idiotic dingle berry cuckold
  04/29/26
Not Ricky, jewish darkness tp
free-loading principal's office
  05/01/26
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galvanic hall rigor
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razzle-dazzle dog poop shrine
  04/29/26
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Floppy idiotic dingle berry cuckold
  04/29/26
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galvanic hall rigor
  05/01/26
the elegant lisp, the sassy hand motions, all of it.
Mentally impaired spot stain
  04/29/26
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Curious Fluffy Den Place Of Business
  04/29/26
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galvanic hall rigor
  05/01/26
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aphrodisiac sepia public bath
  04/30/26
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Hideous Ultramarine Boltzmann
  05/01/26
you forgot the WOC paralegal
Hideous Ultramarine Boltzmann
  05/01/26
Flocks of stylish WoCs in business casual attire tp
galvanic hall rigor
  05/01/26
https://imgur.com/a/does-she-know-xw1Aoz0 :-((( I'd be b...
Curious Fluffy Den Place Of Business
  05/02/26
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galvanic hall rigor
  05/02/26
Just got the not guilty verdict. Pretty chill.
Floppy idiotic dingle berry cuckold
  04/29/26
Did you hit the jury with dat "i'm gay" during clo...
Mentally impaired spot stain
  04/29/26
Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, in conclusion, I love men
Floppy idiotic dingle berry cuckold
  04/29/26
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galvanic hall rigor
  04/29/26
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rose demanding home mother
  04/29/26
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Supple Deep Azn House
  04/29/26
180!
Curious Fluffy Den Place Of Business
  04/29/26
hell yeah
razzle-dazzle dog poop shrine
  04/29/26
Attorney watching my closing said I TROUNCED the DA. It was ...
Floppy idiotic dingle berry cuckold
  04/30/26
What happened to the pallets?
electric chocolate stage
  04/30/26
He dropped a few and they were scattered all over the street...
Floppy idiotic dingle berry cuckold
  04/30/26
What a retard. Were you saying ur client wasn’t that g...
bateful bisexual brethren depressive
  05/01/26
To be precise, We got the theft charge dropped at the prelim...
Floppy idiotic dingle berry cuckold
  05/01/26
How many people are out on the streets at 4 am in ski masks ...
bateful bisexual brethren depressive
  05/01/26
To be fair, this was in the winter, when temp was in the 30s...
Floppy idiotic dingle berry cuckold
  05/01/26
Post your closing argument text
jet-lagged brilliant nursing home
  05/01/26
Don’t have one. I wrote out some bullet points that co...
Floppy idiotic dingle berry cuckold
  05/01/26
I initially read this as “prancing around the house&rd...
bateful bisexual brethren depressive
  05/01/26
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galvanic hall rigor
  05/01/26
How do you describe reasonable doubt for the retarded proles...
jet-lagged brilliant nursing home
  05/02/26
I wonder what % of white people own a ski mask vs % of nigge...
bateful bisexual brethren depressive
  05/01/26
The most prestigious per capita ski mask ownership discussio...
galvanic hall rigor
  05/01/26
180
rose demanding home mother
  05/01/26
180. I love forklift cases
razzle-dazzle dog poop shrine
  05/01/26
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turquoise ape black woman
  04/30/26
How much do you get paid now? Can I hire you?
blue odious menage nowag
  04/30/26
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blue odious menage nowag
  05/01/26
just don't channel your outer EPAH. no one thinks of Kermit ...
Bossy Preventive Strike Mood
  05/01/26
My throat has been hurting and I suspect it’s from all...
Floppy idiotic dingle berry cuckold
  05/01/26
Do you ever think you'll go private?
bateful bisexual brethren depressive
  05/01/26
Yeah, I may do it eventually but I just hate the idea of bei...
Floppy idiotic dingle berry cuckold
  05/01/26
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galvanic hall rigor
  05/01/26
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bateful bisexual brethren depressive
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galvanic hall rigor
  05/01/26
Yea plus youre dumb and lazy and would fail miserably
exhilarant marketing idea garrison
  05/01/26
Shalom.
galvanic hall rigor
  05/01/26
congrats!
Hideous Ultramarine Boltzmann
  05/01/26
Ginger tea with honey!
rose demanding home mother
  05/01/26
180
galvanic hall rigor
  05/01/26
Looking forward to this, ty
Floppy idiotic dingle berry cuckold
  05/01/26
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galvanic hall rigor
  05/01/26
Not sure how sterilizing your kid is gonna help w the trial
exhilarant marketing idea garrison
  05/01/26
Okay, I lol’d
galvanic hall rigor
  05/01/26
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Curious Fluffy Den Place Of Business
  05/02/26


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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:19 PM
Author: Floppy idiotic dingle berry cuckold



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Reputation#49851221)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:20 PM
Author: free-loading principal's office

3-5 current posters max has ever done a jury trial

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Reputation#49851229)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:23 PM
Author: Floppy idiotic dingle berry cuckold

You guys do trials in SaAs Law, Ricky?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Reputation#49851237)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 4:10 PM
Author: free-loading principal's office

Not Ricky, jewish darkness tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Reputation#49857429)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 7:35 PM
Author: galvanic hall rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Reputation#49857978)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:32 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle dog poop shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Reputation#49851269)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:38 PM
Author: Floppy idiotic dingle berry cuckold



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Reputation#49851296)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:13 PM
Author: galvanic hall rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Reputation#49858174)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:32 PM
Author: Mentally impaired spot stain

the elegant lisp, the sassy hand motions, all of it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Reputation#49851271)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 6:07 PM
Author: Curious Fluffy Den Place Of Business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Reputation#49852359)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 7:36 PM
Author: galvanic hall rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Reputation#49857979)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 2:07 PM
Author: aphrodisiac sepia public bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Reputation#49854597)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:02 PM
Author: Hideous Ultramarine Boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Reputation#49858147)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:03 PM
Author: Hideous Ultramarine Boltzmann

you forgot the WOC paralegal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Reputation#49858148)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:06 PM
Author: galvanic hall rigor

Flocks of stylish WoCs in business casual attire tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Reputation#49858159)



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Date: May 2nd, 2026 5:41 PM
Author: Curious Fluffy Den Place Of Business

https://imgur.com/a/does-she-know-xw1Aoz0

:-((( I'd be better off in a pine box, on a slow train back to Georgia than recalling that heady week.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Reputation#49860142)



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Date: May 2nd, 2026 5:48 PM
Author: galvanic hall rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Reputation#49860161)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 5:27 PM
Author: Floppy idiotic dingle berry cuckold

Just got the not guilty verdict. Pretty chill.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Reputation#49852210)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 5:30 PM
Author: Mentally impaired spot stain

Did you hit the jury with dat "i'm gay" during closing?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Reputation#49852219)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 5:51 PM
Author: Floppy idiotic dingle berry cuckold

Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, in conclusion, I love men

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Reputation#49852289)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 5:51 PM
Author: galvanic hall rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Reputation#49852293)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 5:53 PM
Author: rose demanding home mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Reputation#49852307)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 7:20 PM
Author: Supple Deep Azn House



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Reputation#49852622)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 6:06 PM
Author: Curious Fluffy Den Place Of Business

180!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Reputation#49852357)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 10:27 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle dog poop shrine

hell yeah

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Reputation#49852981)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 1:06 PM
Author: Floppy idiotic dingle berry cuckold

Attorney watching my closing said I TROUNCED the DA. It was a felony theft and vandalism where someone was seen on video driving a forklift through a fence into a business and taking pallets with the forklift lol. The video showed a guy with an orange vest, a ski mask and dark clothing. My client was found about an hour later 0.5 miles away on his escooter at 4 am wearing clothes matching that description.

There was also a security guard who ID’d my client as the guy. One issue was that the security guard got on the stand and didn’t really remember IDing my client and said he was far away and it was hard to see much

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Reputation#49854517)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 2:11 PM
Author: electric chocolate stage

What happened to the pallets?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Reputation#49854603)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 2:22 PM
Author: Floppy idiotic dingle berry cuckold

He dropped a few and they were scattered all over the street, then he tried to get another load on the forklift and just Left them on the side of the road lol. So he wasn’t successful in stealing them and there was no getaway vehicle/car to load the pallets onto caught on video

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Reputation#49854623)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 11:50 AM
Author: bateful bisexual brethren depressive

What a retard. Were you saying ur client wasn’t that guy or it didn’t meet the elements of theft? Why didn’t DA bring criminal mischief charge

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Reputation#49856810)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 12:05 PM
Author: Floppy idiotic dingle berry cuckold

To be precise, We got the theft charge dropped at the preliminary hearing (probable cause hearing) by the judge. So this trial was just for felony vandalism. My argument was that they got the wrong guy.

Additional facts in my favor :

my client was actually the second guy they stopped. The first guy was also wearing a ski mask and dark clothing but he had a yellow jacket. It was clearly different than the orange vest that could be seen in the video surveilllance , so they let the guy go. (He told officers he was going to work). I argued that had the police investigated a bit more they might have found a third or fourth guy wearing a similar working class uniform with a ski mask and orange vest because this was an industrial area, and maybe whoever committed this crime was wearing something that he knew would be inconspicuous

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Reputation#49856848)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 12:37 PM
Author: bateful bisexual brethren depressive

How many people are out on the streets at 4 am in ski masks in Visalia, wtf is going on

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Reputation#49856911)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 1:00 PM
Author: Floppy idiotic dingle berry cuckold

To be fair, this was in the winter, when temp was in the 30s or early 40s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Reputation#49856950)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 1:41 PM
Author: jet-lagged brilliant nursing home

Post your closing argument text

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Reputation#49857030)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 2:05 PM
Author: Floppy idiotic dingle berry cuckold

Don’t have one. I wrote out some bullet points that cover the reasonable doubts that I wanted to address and then I freestyled it from there my man. I always practice out loud a lot in the car and pacing around the house though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Reputation#49857095)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 3:02 PM
Author: bateful bisexual brethren depressive

I initially read this as “prancing around the house”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Reputation#49857244)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:13 PM
Author: galvanic hall rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Reputation#49858175)



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Date: May 2nd, 2026 3:15 PM
Author: jet-lagged brilliant nursing home

How do you describe reasonable doubt for the retarded proles

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Reputation#49859824)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 1:58 PM
Author: bateful bisexual brethren depressive

I wonder what % of white people own a ski mask vs % of niggers that own one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Reputation#49857084)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:14 PM
Author: galvanic hall rigor

The most prestigious per capita ski mask ownership discussion board in the world.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Reputation#49858176)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 1:02 PM
Author: rose demanding home mother

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Reputation#49856953)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 4:56 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle dog poop shrine

180. I love forklift cases

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Reputation#49857530)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 2:11 PM
Author: turquoise ape black woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Reputation#49854604)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 1:08 PM
Author: blue odious menage nowag

How much do you get paid now? Can I hire you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Reputation#49854522)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 11:43 AM
Author: blue odious menage nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Reputation#49856799)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 12:40 PM
Author: Bossy Preventive Strike Mood

just don't channel your outer EPAH. no one thinks of Kermit The Frog and sees a top tier lawyer.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Reputation#49856919)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 4:20 PM
Author: Floppy idiotic dingle berry cuckold

My throat has been hurting and I suspect it’s from all the talking in court and stress of trial. not to say that this was a really high pressure trial, but im usually exhausted for a couple days after… a comedown after all the adrenaline

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Reputation#49857452)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 5:17 PM
Author: bateful bisexual brethren depressive

Do you ever think you'll go private?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Reputation#49857597)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 7:34 PM
Author: Floppy idiotic dingle berry cuckold

Yeah, I may do it eventually but I just hate the idea of being distracted and stressed out by business concerns. This way I get the pure majesty of the law, but the high caseload is a downside.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Reputation#49857972)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 7:34 PM
Author: galvanic hall rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Reputation#49857974)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 8:34 PM
Author: bateful bisexual brethren depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Reputation#49858084)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 8:48 PM
Author: galvanic hall rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Reputation#49858108)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:07 PM
Author: exhilarant marketing idea garrison

Yea plus youre dumb and lazy and would fail miserably

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Reputation#49858160)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:07 PM
Author: galvanic hall rigor

Shalom.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Reputation#49858162)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:03 PM
Author: Hideous Ultramarine Boltzmann

congrats!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Reputation#49858149)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:04 PM
Author: rose demanding home mother

Ginger tea with honey!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Reputation#49858150)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:05 PM
Author: galvanic hall rigor

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Reputation#49858156)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:36 PM
Author: Floppy idiotic dingle berry cuckold

Looking forward to this, ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Reputation#49858226)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:36 PM
Author: galvanic hall rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Reputation#49858227)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:07 PM
Author: exhilarant marketing idea garrison

Not sure how sterilizing your kid is gonna help w the trial

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Reputation#49858161)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:13 PM
Author: galvanic hall rigor

Okay, I lol’d

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Reputation#49858173)



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Date: May 2nd, 2026 5:49 PM
Author: Curious Fluffy Den Place Of Business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Reputation#49860163)