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Why are no US sports teams named after the Romans?

There are many named after the Greeks (Trojans, Spartans, Ti...
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I was sure this is wrong but after thinking and googling the...
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Visigoths iirc but probably vandals too at some point
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because the romans werent birdshit, any US teams named after...
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how are the greeks less birdshit than romans? and what about...
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If you want to be pedantic the Aeneid makes the Trojans the ...
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  08/28/25
Romulus and Remus would like a word
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  08/28/25
That’s what he’s referring to dipshit
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How about I Trojan your ass
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Not really. Romulus and Remus were not even born in Troy and...
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Read up on the legend a bit more
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NHL does in Canada https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Otta...
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cr. forgot about them
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OP said US sports teams
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by the powers vested in me as the OP I hereby declare the Ot...
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nothing roman really has a good ring to it for a team name. ...
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Centurions and Legion would be good names
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any given sunday had the NY Emperors and it sounded gay. so ...
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How could you forget about the Rome Emperors? https://en....
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Greeks and Norse = mythic warriors, Romans = empire-builders...
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The California Gays are a major team iirc
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180 thread. You get lots of Trojans, Spartans, some Argonaut...
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Date: August 28th, 2025 3:41 AM
Author: Sepia mewling lay electric furnace

There are many named after the Greeks (Trojans, Spartans, Titans), the Norse (Vikings), even the Irish (Celtics and Fighting Irish), but none are named after the Romans. Why?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2Reputation#49218557)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 3:56 AM
Author: irradiated nubile sandwich

I was sure this is wrong but after thinking and googling the closest I could get was the Idaho Vandals, the Vandals having sacked Rome

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2Reputation#49218558)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 1:48 PM
Author: Aromatic Buff Volcanic Crater Lodge

Visigoths iirc but probably vandals too at some point

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2Reputation#49219392)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 3:59 AM
Author: Bull headed associate hall

because the romans werent birdshit, any US teams named after niggistan?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2Reputation#49218559)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 6:26 AM
Author: nudist hell

how are the greeks less birdshit than romans? and what about all the teams named after injuns?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2Reputation#49218604)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 2:56 PM
Author: cracking round eye therapy

immigration from North Africa is how

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2Reputation#49222270)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 3:59 AM
Author: Clear Appetizing Address

If you want to be pedantic the Aeneid makes the Trojans the founders of Rome.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2Reputation#49218560)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 4:02 AM
Author: irradiated nubile sandwich

Romulus and Remus would like a word

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2Reputation#49218562)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 4:47 AM
Author: Sepia mewling lay electric furnace

That’s what he’s referring to dipshit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2Reputation#49218575)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:49 AM
Author: indecent dilemma background story

How about I Trojan your ass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2Reputation#49218581)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 6:16 AM
Author: Soul-stirring Cowardly Potus Rigpig

Not really. Romulus and Remus were not even born in Troy and were centuries after Aeneas. That’s the joke

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2Reputation#49218599)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 2:34 PM
Author: Sepia mewling lay electric furnace

Read up on the legend a bit more

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2Reputation#49219518)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:33 AM
Author: arrogant wonderful field chad

NHL does in Canada

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ottawa_Senators

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2Reputation#49218579)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 6:03 AM
Author: Sepia mewling lay electric furnace

cr. forgot about them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2Reputation#49218590)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 7:51 PM
Author: Racy jade depressive corner

OP said US sports teams

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2Reputation#49220228)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 2:53 PM
Author: Sepia mewling lay electric furnace

by the powers vested in me as the OP I hereby declare the Ottawa Senators a credited response

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2Reputation#49222259)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 2:56 PM
Author: Racy jade depressive corner

no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2Reputation#49222271)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 3:02 PM
Author: internet-worthy coldplay fan bbw

Eat shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2Reputation#49222283)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 6:23 AM
Author: Racy jade depressive corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2Reputation#49218602)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 1:29 PM
Author: internet-worthy coldplay fan bbw



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2Reputation#49219360)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:42 AM
Author: Vivacious resort dysfunction

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Atlanta_Gladiators

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2Reputation#49218580)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 6:11 AM
Author: claret range stain

nothing roman really has a good ring to it for a team name. Shit like gladiators and centurions doesn’t sound right. Plenty of Colosseum stadiums out there. LA has the Forum, there’s the Aqueduct racetrack in NY.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2Reputation#49218598)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: flesh hospital

Centurions and Legion would be good names

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2Reputation#49219923)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:05 PM
Author: claret range stain

any given sunday had the NY Emperors and it sounded gay. so did the Dallas knights.

legion would be good for soccer i guess

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2Reputation#49221791)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 6:21 AM
Author: razzmatazz garrison milk

How could you forget about the Rome Emperors?

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rome_Emperors

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2Reputation#49218600)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:53 AM
Author: sienna vengeful abode preventive strike

Op pwned. Growing a beard.

https://www.centurapride.com/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2Reputation#49218773)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 1:52 PM
Author: Aromatic Buff Volcanic Crater Lodge

Greeks and Norse = mythic warriors, Romans = empire-builders. U.S. sports culture wants the scrappers, not the empire.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2Reputation#49219402)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 2:36 PM
Author: Sepia mewling lay electric furnace

you can’t build an empire through conquest without being great warriors

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2Reputation#49219522)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 3:39 PM
Author: Aromatic Buff Volcanic Crater Lodge

Which is why we have the Dallas Cowboys and not the Republican Congressmen

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2Reputation#49219689)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 2:57 PM
Author: cracking round eye therapy

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2Reputation#49222274)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:07 PM
Author: Cocky Native Queen Of The Night

The California Gays are a major team iirc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2Reputation#49221794)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:14 PM
Author: Cyan house

180 thread. You get lots of Trojans, Spartans, some Argonauts, occasional VAndals, Scots, Highlanders, VIkings, Norse. Weird ones like Britons and Saxons. But basically no Romans. Amazing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2Reputation#49221815)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 1:17 PM
Author: Sepia mewling lay electric furnace



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2Reputation#49221966)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 2:55 PM
Author: Sepia mewling lay electric furnace

I guess maybe because they killed Christ and were therefore seen as villains when most US sports franchises and university athletic departments were created? only reason I can think of

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2Reputation#49222267)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 3:04 PM
Author: Brindle Big-titted Mood Center

The Cleveland Commoduses

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2Reputation#49222287)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 4:21 PM
Author: chest-beating menage

The same reason you don't have the Atlanta Jews or the Baltimore Christians

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2Reputation#49222428)



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Date: August 29th, 2026 4:29 PM
Author: ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,


But see, In re Friars, Padres, Deacons, Crusaders, Angels, and Saints.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2Reputation#50102090)



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Date: August 29th, 2026 4:22 PM
Author: Golf Wigger



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2Reputation#50102080)