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Buddy, Bigcorp just called and they're talking bankruptcy. L...
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*pencil pushing nerd from compliance fumes*
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"We forgot to file this motion! We'll never make it to ...
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Slippery Dilemma
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this post finally got the OU SAE song out of my head
godawful pink karate market
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fucking lol
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startling school
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Big Crackhouse Idea He Suggested
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ocher private investor
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*buddy rushes through the front door behind someone else rig...
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bearded mood
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legit
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Comical purple mad-dog skullcap
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Height of assosciate?
stimulating plum dog poop voyeur
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6'1"; buddy cucks him in the sequel
boyish rebellious hissy fit fanboi
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lmfao
bateful friendly grandma
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LOL
Maize point
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lol
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Idiotic ticket booth
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Spruce area corn cake
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balding temple
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lascivious fat ankles
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this is too on point. are culture has reached a plateau.
Topaz telephone spot
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Moar!
khaki dead messiness
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the level of creativity in some of the poasters on this boar...
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Drunken Ladyboy Library
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Appetizing Home Sneaky Criminal
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Idiotic ticket booth
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Drunken Ladyboy Library
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Multi-colored aquamarine halford
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Drunken Ladyboy Library
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Spruce area corn cake
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I'm imagining the set up as sort of a Mighty Ducks thing, wh...
exciting outnumbered locale windowlicker
  03/11/15
he's taking this case PRO Bone-o! LOL
Infuriating international law enforcement agency
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Abusive Orchestra Pit
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Lake State Community Account
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It practically writes itself!
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Lake State Community Account
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Can’t believe I missed this poast for so long
Lake State Community Account
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You guys lead the doc review - I'll lead Buddy on his walk r...
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Indigo yarmulke
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closing scene: buddy turns out to be girl dog, gives birth u...
Slippery Dilemma
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Twist: the managing partners face has never been seen all fi...
exciting outnumbered locale windowlicker
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so what you're saying is that the sequel would be a snuff fi...
Slippery Dilemma
  03/11/15
Shit, I was thinking that the dogs would replace the incomin...
exciting outnumbered locale windowlicker
  03/11/15
i was with it until i thought about what would happen when p...
Slippery Dilemma
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Shit
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Abusive Orchestra Pit
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Charismatic sticky partner
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This thread is delivering left and right, holy shit.
Green filthpig
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Drunken Ladyboy Library
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Lake State Community Account
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still going strong
Drunken Ladyboy Library
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(Chip Kelly)
gaped bull headed station juggernaut
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Confirmed: There WILL be a "Who Let the Dogs Out?"...
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Abusive Orchestra Pit
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So the reason I wanted to get everyone on the call is bec- ...
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All Partners, Of-Counsel and Associates, There will be a ...
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There continues to be sanitary napkins pulled from the ladie...
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jet mediation parlor
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Indigo yarmulke
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Multi-colored aquamarine halford
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mauve disturbing principal's office
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"What do you mean they won't settle!?!?! What kind of p...
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godawful pink karate market
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mauve disturbing principal's office
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*Buddy, don't chew up your own Paw Aves! They're not cheap!&...
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*bark aves
Odious den
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twinkling 180 sound barrier stage
  02/23/22
Lmao, the hidden gems in this thread just go on and on
Lake State Community Account
  02/23/22
Next summer we crush em again with the sequel "Biglaw B...
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All, Jesus Fucking Christ. Who pissed on the copier this ...
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WHY IS THIS NOT A MOVIE YET
Navy sanctuary
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Announcer Voice: "all his life, Mike dreamed of being a...
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ocher private investor
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Snowy Native Travel Guidebook
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stirring liquid oxygen
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Abusive Orchestra Pit
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Supple death wish stag film
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*cuts 2 montage of buddy clicking a special DogMouse marking...
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Holy shit. This really sounds like a movie trailer from the ...
gaped bull headed station juggernaut
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OMG spot on movie voice guy!
Topaz telephone spot
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i can't give this enough 180s. you just had me loling in my...
nofapping tanning salon people who are hurt
  03/12/15
you're never to old to learn some new tricks.
translucent bawdyhouse
  03/25/15
I'm laughing out loud in the office right now
Dun arrogant parlour
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opaque laughsome pit boistinker
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lmao
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Slippery Dilemma
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Azure Tripping Volcanic Crater
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Multi-colored aquamarine halford
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Drunken Ladyboy Library
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Vigorous high-end tattoo
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Long TERF War for PeterBoi Poon
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Buddy saves the firm $45,000 a year--just enough to let the ...
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Filthy box office
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skadden partner at drafting session with CFO of gazprom &...
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aggressive ratface
  03/12/15
Best part of this thread is that no one has ruined it by giv...
Green filthpig
  03/12/15
Agreed. I'm glad that people ITT seem aware of the conventio...
exciting outnumbered locale windowlicker
  03/12/15
Do you think it's the same fella as from the air bud movies?...
unholy fortuitous meteor turdskin
  03/12/15
Or one of his puppies. They created a 14 film franchise out ...
exciting outnumbered locale windowlicker
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don't remind me ive seen 4 of them
khaki dead messiness
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Audience erupts into a giant AWWWWWW as camera pans to Buddy...
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Lake State Community Account
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Of Counsel: "Buddy is up for PARTNER??? But he's barely...
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Confused Senate Roast Beef
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Floppy institution deer antler
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Slippery Dilemma
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Drunken Ladyboy Library
  12/10/21
Hey, Buddy is a lawyer and he knows what he's doing. He is a...
gaped bull headed station juggernaut
  03/12/15
(Rick Reilly)
Overrated aromatic gaming laptop sweet tailpipe
  03/12/15
That hurt bro.
gaped bull headed station juggernaut
  03/12/15
great thread
Bearded pervert base
  03/12/15
Can we cast Jason Bateman as the protagonist lawyer and Will...
Topaz telephone spot
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no bro, they want to bulldoze the local dog park and install...
boyish rebellious hissy fit fanboi
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I just snort-laughed on a crowded metro train
anal trump supporter
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Judge: "I am going to need to see that vaccination cert...
fluffy set mexican
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Wonderful frisky national
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*Biglaw Retriever carries papers in mouth, drops them at fee...
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fluffy set mexican
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*Buddy knocks over the flower vase in the lobby and he overe...
out-of-control athletic conference
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very tactful disgusting codepig
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*female associate with Jennifer Aniston hair and thick glass...
Drunken Ladyboy Library
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Lake State Community Account
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"I can't decide if we should strike Juror number 6 or n...
fluffy set mexican
  03/13/15
Witness: I know that Mr. Howard was in on the deal because h...
Puce galvanic goal in life hell
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Lake State Community Account
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bump for Buddy
fluffy set mexican
  03/13/15
We'd like to talk to you about your plans after you leave th...
Glittery frozen multi-billionaire
  03/14/15
This is referencing the dog that just graduated from Cumberl...
Impressive hairless queen of the night
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"Associate Fido, we have a deadline tomorrow. I'm going...
Impressive hairless queen of the night
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Abusive Orchestra Pit
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Uh oh. HR called. Says you keep barking at the black associa...
Indigo yarmulke
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crawly poppy cuckold piazza
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Pearl spectacular whorehouse ape
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*makes Buddy partner*
out-of-control athletic conference
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red property
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mauve disturbing principal's office
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ruh roh
opaque laughsome pit boistinker
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Confused Senate Roast Beef
  03/25/15
who's a good associate?
translucent bawdyhouse
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http://www.webvet.com/main/2012/05/28/3-dogs-college-degrees...
Beady-eyed Idiot
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mauve disturbing principal's office
  04/03/15
imagine the trailer for the sequel. *Ja Rule's 'Living ...
Sepia trailer park macaca
  04/02/15
HOLY SHIT 180000000
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Abusive Orchestra Pit
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Midpoint of sequel: The gorgeous blonde female associate,...
curious beta factory reset button
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Fighting Trip Toaster Quadroon
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Confused Senate Roast Beef
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opaque laughsome pit boistinker
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holy fucking shit
aphrodisiac knife address
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Slippery Dilemma
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Azure Tripping Volcanic Crater
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salmon menage
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razzle range black woman
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Multi-colored aquamarine halford
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Lake State Community Account
  02/21/22
go Get Em!
Drunken Ladyboy Library
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Lake State Community Account
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Peach diverse internal respiration
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Confused Senate Roast Beef
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180^180
nofapping tanning salon people who are hurt
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opaque laughsome pit boistinker
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Slippery Dilemma
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scarlet step-uncle's house
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I look at this thread whenever I'm not having a good day.
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Smoky titillating jew heaven
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Flesh vivacious haunted graveyard gas station
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Drunken Ladyboy Library
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Lake State Community Account
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Long TERF War for PeterBoi Poon
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curious beta factory reset button
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HR: Good news Buddy, we added hearworm and flea meds to our ...
Chartreuse boltzmann degenerate
  05/08/15
underrated
electric nursing home
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curious beta factory reset button
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Confused Senate Roast Beef
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https://twitter.com/autoadmitdotcom/status/60611101095351091...
opaque laughsome pit boistinker
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exciting outnumbered locale windowlicker
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Golden Bears apparently struggle with it
mahogany corner hunting ground
  06/03/15
Ouch
exciting outnumbered locale windowlicker
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SIR! That is UNCALLED for.
aggressive ratface
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Lake State Community Account
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Abusive Orchestra Pit
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Floppy institution deer antler
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Abusive Orchestra Pit
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Confused Senate Roast Beef
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curious beta factory reset button
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razzmatazz famous landscape painting
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it's been done https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Shaggy_D.A...
walnut gay wizard
  09/03/15
Every time I see this bumped I hope there is new scholarship...
Confused Senate Roast Beef
  09/18/15
Happy Friday, brothers.
Smoky titillating jew heaven
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exciting outnumbered locale windowlicker
  11/06/15
Maybe this movie can be a documentary? http://www.gertsbu...
Confused Senate Roast Beef
  01/12/16
This bort could use a palate cleanser today
Smoky titillating jew heaven
  02/12/16
I think the author had to sit through too many airbud movies...
khaki dead messiness
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Flesh vivacious haunted graveyard gas station
  03/20/16
Maybe this place isn't so toxic after all
Orange Foreskin
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Lake State Community Account
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Lake State Community Account
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uhhh https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z9PoiKvCfR8
know-it-all at-the-ready headpube
  04/14/16
needed more golden retrievers
Flesh vivacious haunted graveyard gas station
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https://dogs.thefuntimesguide.com/files/educated-dog-wearing...
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Misanthropic passionate tank
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Flesh vivacious haunted graveyard gas station
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Threads like these are why this bort is the best
Azure Tripping Volcanic Crater
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Smoky titillating jew heaven
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CR.
Lake State Community Account
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Confused Senate Roast Beef
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Flesh vivacious haunted graveyard gas station
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i really like it here
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Lake State Community Account
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Lake State Community Account
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Gorgeous Relic of the Web 1.0 Age
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Flesh vivacious haunted graveyard gas station
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One of my favorite threads of all time, and xo at its heartw...
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exciting outnumbered locale windowlicker
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Confused Senate Roast Beef
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provocative love of her life
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Lake State Community Account
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Woah CR friend :-)
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Azure Tripping Volcanic Crater
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Lemon cruel-hearted university weed whacker
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Misanthropic passionate tank
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Azure Tripping Volcanic Crater
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BigLaw Bud part 2: korean opposing counsel has a novel st...
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Confused Senate Roast Beef
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Cream rehab immigrant
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soul-stirring church building gaping
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Cream rehab immigrant
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Chrome stage psychic
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Maize point
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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:07 PM
Author: exciting outnumbered locale windowlicker



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Date: July 10th, 2017 10:26 AM
Author: Cracking kink-friendly legend location

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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:08 PM
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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:08 PM
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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:11 PM
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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:11 PM
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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:12 PM
Author: opaque laughsome pit boistinker



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:13 PM
Author: fluffy set mexican

how can I purchase a ticket for admission to a screening of your film

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Date: April 1st, 2017 9:17 PM
Author: Low-t Cuck Feces



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Date: February 21st, 2022 12:33 AM
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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:16 PM
Author: mauve disturbing principal's office

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Date: March 12th, 2015 2:39 PM
Author: Dashing Insane Round Eye

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Date: December 9th, 2021 4:03 PM
Author: Tantric pocket flask

these links still work 180

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Date: January 30th, 2022 7:32 PM
Author: Drunken Ladyboy Library



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:16 PM
Author: boyish rebellious hissy fit fanboi



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:17 PM
Author: ocher private investor



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:23 PM
Author: Smoky titillating jew heaven

Buddy, Bigcorp just called and they're talking bankruptcy. Liquidation. I'm petitioning the court to have you appointed as retriever. Make us proud.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#27470685)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:24 PM
Author: exciting outnumbered locale windowlicker



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:42 PM
Author: Glittery frozen multi-billionaire



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:56 PM
Author: mauve disturbing principal's office



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:58 PM
Author: gaped bull headed station juggernaut



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:03 PM
Author: Cracking kink-friendly legend location



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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:11 PM
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Date: March 12th, 2015 8:33 PM
Author: Pearl spectacular whorehouse ape



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Date: January 12th, 2016 11:08 PM
Author: Concupiscible splenetic public bath national security agency



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Date: February 27th, 2018 10:26 AM
Author: Idiotic ticket booth



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Date: January 27th, 2022 8:58 AM
Author: Zippy marvelous organic girlfriend



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Date: February 23rd, 2022 12:04 AM
Author: Lake State Community Account



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:27 PM
Author: Canary Stubborn Locus

*pencil pushing nerd from compliance fumes*

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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:29 PM
Author: Slippery Dilemma



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:29 PM
Author: fantasy-prone offensive scourge upon the earth roommate



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:33 PM
Author: bearded mood

Nebbish balding OCD senior associate picks up his pencil only to find it COVERED in slobber

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#27470744)



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Date: March 15th, 2015 11:16 PM
Author: khaki dead messiness



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Date: February 21st, 2022 12:33 AM
Author: Lake State Community Account



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:39 PM
Author: bearded mood

"We forgot to file this motion! We'll never make it to the courthouse by 5, not with this traffic! Unless....."

*partners cast a thoughtful eye toward Buddy*

*James Brown's I Feel Good plays as Buddy bursts out the front door of the building with his necktie collar flapping over his shoulder and the motion in his TumiDog briefcase backpack as he races down the sidewalk*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#27470787)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:41 PM
Author: slimy therapy



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:42 PM
Author: Glittery frozen multi-billionaire



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:43 PM
Author: Floppy institution deer antler



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:44 PM
Author: exciting outnumbered locale windowlicker



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:45 PM
Author: Slippery Dilemma



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:46 PM
Author: godawful pink karate market

this post finally got the OU SAE song out of my head

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#27470830)



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Date: March 14th, 2015 2:38 PM
Author: Lake State Community Account

fucking lol

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Date: April 14th, 2016 6:45 PM
Author: startling school



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Date: July 10th, 2020 6:24 PM
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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:50 PM
Author: boyish rebellious hissy fit fanboi



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:56 PM
Author: mauve disturbing principal's office



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:57 PM
Author: stirring liquid oxygen

180000

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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:59 PM
Author: gaped bull headed station juggernaut



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:59 PM
Author: opaque laughsome pit boistinker



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:22 PM
Author: Up-to-no-good Arousing Hall



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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:05 PM
Author: ocher private investor



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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:23 PM
Author: boyish rebellious hissy fit fanboi

*buddy rushes through the front door behind someone else right before the security guard flips the sign from "open" to "closed"*

*security guard gives chase as buddy runs up to the judge's office*

Judge: "this is an outrage! in all my years on the bench, i've never seen a dog in the court house! if i had my way i'd--"

Cute Legal Assistant who's also the GF of the biglaw associate that brought in buddy: "Sir, that dog is a licensed attorney. He has just as much of a right to be here as you or me."

*guard and judge exchange quizical glances*

*cute legal assistant removes motion from TumiDogPack, hands to judge*

*she gives buddy a kiss and tells him to be a good boy--slips letter to her associate boyfriend in the DogPAck*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#27471589)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:35 PM
Author: bearded mood

1800000

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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:36 PM
Author: Slippery Dilemma

legit

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Date: April 3rd, 2015 10:24 PM
Author: Comical purple mad-dog skullcap



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Date: May 8th, 2015 1:40 PM
Author: stimulating plum dog poop voyeur

Height of assosciate?

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Date: March 12th, 2016 2:13 PM
Author: boyish rebellious hissy fit fanboi

6'1"; buddy cucks him in the sequel

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Date: October 28th, 2016 12:14 AM
Author: bateful friendly grandma

lmfao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#31742441)



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Date: January 6th, 2017 12:40 PM
Author: Maize point

LOL

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Date: November 3rd, 2017 1:25 PM
Author: Bistre Fragrant Antidepressant Drug Hospital

lol

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Date: December 1st, 2017 4:10 PM
Author: soul-stirring church building gaping

180

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Date: November 2nd, 2019 3:17 PM
Author: Mind-boggling Twinkling Uncleanness



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Date: May 8th, 2015 1:50 PM
Author: Irradiated Dragon Rigor



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Date: May 8th, 2015 2:28 PM
Author: Contagious Business Firm Faggot Firefighter



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Date: September 18th, 2015 2:48 PM
Author: opaque laughsome pit boistinker



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Date: January 12th, 2016 11:09 PM
Author: Concupiscible splenetic public bath national security agency



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Date: April 26th, 2017 1:59 PM
Author: Azure Tripping Volcanic Crater



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Date: February 27th, 2018 10:28 AM
Author: Idiotic ticket booth



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Date: March 25th, 2024 4:42 AM
Author: Spruce area corn cake



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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:24 PM
Author: balding temple



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Date: March 12th, 2015 7:12 AM
Author: lascivious fat ankles



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Date: March 12th, 2015 3:19 PM
Author: Topaz telephone spot

this is too on point. are culture has reached a plateau.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#27477235)



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Date: March 15th, 2015 11:20 PM
Author: khaki dead messiness

Moar!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#27497407)



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Date: March 15th, 2015 11:23 PM
Author: crawly poppy cuckold piazza

the level of creativity in some of the poasters on this board is truly remarkable

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#27497423)



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Date: January 27th, 2022 5:26 AM
Author: Drunken Ladyboy Library



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Date: January 30th, 2022 2:46 AM
Author: Lake State Community Account



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Date: March 25th, 2015 3:52 PM
Author: Appetizing Home Sneaky Criminal



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Date: May 8th, 2015 1:49 PM
Author: Irradiated Dragon Rigor

Lol 1800

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Date: May 8th, 2015 2:27 PM
Author: Contagious Business Firm Faggot Firefighter

180

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Date: August 14th, 2017 8:01 AM
Author: soul-stirring church building gaping



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Date: February 27th, 2018 10:27 AM
Author: Idiotic ticket booth



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Date: October 13th, 2018 5:47 PM
Author: vibrant turquoise mother kitty cat



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Date: January 27th, 2022 5:25 AM
Author: Drunken Ladyboy Library



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 7:18 PM
Author: Multi-colored aquamarine halford



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Date: March 25th, 2024 4:24 AM
Author: Drunken Ladyboy Library



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Date: March 25th, 2024 4:40 AM
Author: Spruce area corn cake



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:44 PM
Author: exciting outnumbered locale windowlicker

I'm imagining the set up as sort of a Mighty Ducks thing, where an asshole out of touch big lawyer winds up doing some community outreach event at an animal shelter. He winds up adopting the dog under pressure from either a dogloving ptr he wants to impress or a dog loving romantic interest. He's not a big fan of the dog but it loves him. So much so that, come Monday, it gets really distraught when the owner leaves and makes his way to the office...

Also tagline suggestions are welcome; my default will be " he's taking this case PRO Bone-o!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#27470814)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:01 PM
Author: Infuriating international law enforcement agency

he's taking this case PRO Bone-o!

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#27470952)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 5:50 AM
Author: Abusive Orchestra Pit



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Date: February 21st, 2022 12:34 AM
Author: Lake State Community Account



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Date: March 15th, 2015 11:22 PM
Author: khaki dead messiness

It practically writes itself!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#27497415)



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Date: February 21st, 2022 12:34 AM
Author: Lake State Community Account



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Date: February 21st, 2022 12:34 AM
Author: Lake State Community Account



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Date: February 21st, 2022 12:35 AM
Author: Lake State Community Account

Can’t believe I missed this poast for so long

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#44001652)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:45 PM
Author: Canary Stubborn Locus

You guys lead the doc review - I'll lead Buddy on his walk review

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#27470826)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:46 PM
Author: exciting outnumbered locale windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#27470831)



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Date: March 15th, 2015 11:25 PM
Author: Indigo yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#27497445)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:51 PM
Author: Slippery Dilemma

closing scene: buddy turns out to be girl dog, gives birth under desk of gruff managing partner who had been threatening to make the office a dog-free zone throughout the movie

MP is won over by puppies, "well, i guess our new litter of first years means we can cancel the summer program!" as all laugh and scene wipes to credits

edit: on second thought this would work better as a scene playing out as the credits roll

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#27470860)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:54 PM
Author: exciting outnumbered locale windowlicker

Twist: the managing partners face has never been seen all film (like Seinfeld with Steinbrenner) but for this last line, we pan above the desk to see Bob Dell.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#27470890)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:42 PM
Author: Slippery Dilemma

so what you're saying is that the sequel would be a snuff film :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#27471290)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:45 PM
Author: exciting outnumbered locale windowlicker

Shit, I was thinking that the dogs would replace the incoming crop of human first yrs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#27471316)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:49 PM
Author: Slippery Dilemma

i was with it until i thought about what would happen when profits came in below projection in 3Q 2016

*MP on the phone on way to firm-sponsored caribbean retreat*

"i don't care if the no-kill shelter is closer and has space, you're to do as youre told"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#27471344)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:49 PM
Author: exciting outnumbered locale windowlicker

Shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#27471351)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 5:51 AM
Author: Abusive Orchestra Pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#27475062)



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Date: January 27th, 2022 8:55 AM
Author: Charismatic sticky partner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#43855168)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:55 PM
Author: Green filthpig

This thread is delivering left and right, holy shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#27470899)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:58 PM
Author: stirring liquid oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#27470922)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:12 PM
Author: exciting outnumbered locale windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#27471048)



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Date: February 18th, 2022 4:08 AM
Author: Drunken Ladyboy Library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#43987334)



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Date: February 18th, 2022 4:41 AM
Author: Lake State Community Account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#43987359)



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Date: April 20th, 2022 6:37 AM
Author: Drunken Ladyboy Library

still going strong

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#44371499)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:58 PM
Author: gaped bull headed station juggernaut

(Chip Kelly)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#27470925)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:59 PM
Author: exciting outnumbered locale windowlicker

Confirmed: There WILL be a "Who Let the Dogs Out?" montage in the trailer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#27470931)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 5:51 AM
Author: Abusive Orchestra Pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#27475063)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:01 PM
Author: Canary Stubborn Locus

So the reason I wanted to get everyone on the call is bec-

*bloop bloop bloop*

Is... Is someone SLEEP YIPPING on my conference call????

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#27470955)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:02 PM
Author: gaped bull headed station juggernaut

All Partners, Of-Counsel and Associates,

There will be a liverwurst cake for Buddy in the breakroom at 3 p.m. It is his 5th anniversary with the firm. Please come and make sure to sign his card which is going around in inter-office mail.

Also, while I have your attention, people have been leaving paper plates and cups in the breakroom rather than throwing them away. Several legal administrators have complained. In the future, please throw your trash away or have your Associate do it.

Thanks,

Office Manager

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#27470960)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:03 PM
Author: exciting outnumbered locale windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#27470968)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:05 PM
Author: Canary Stubborn Locus

There continues to be sanitary napkins pulled from the ladies room on the 12th floor. Whoever does it appears to drool on them and shake them like a toy. If anyone knows more about the individual or individuals responsible please contact HR. Thanks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#27470990)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:05 PM
Author: gaped bull headed station juggernaut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#27470994)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 5:59 AM
Author: jet mediation parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#27475066)



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Date: March 15th, 2015 11:27 PM
Author: Indigo yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#27497457)



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Date: December 6th, 2021 8:31 AM
Author: Multi-colored aquamarine halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#43566246)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:08 PM
Author: mauve disturbing principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#27471501)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:03 PM
Author: Infuriating international law enforcement agency

"What do you mean they won't settle!?!?! What kind of pitbull tactics are these?"

"Ummm... sir?"

"WHAT!?"

*silence*

"Golden retriever, actually."

*opening lick from Back in Black*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#27470973)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:06 PM
Author: exciting outnumbered locale windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#27471001)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:10 PM
Author: hairraiser bonkers dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#27471033)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:13 PM
Author: godawful pink karate market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#27471058)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:09 PM
Author: mauve disturbing principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#27471504)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:06 PM
Author: exciting outnumbered locale windowlicker

*Buddy, don't chew up your own Paw Aves! They're not cheap!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#27470997)



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Date: March 15th, 2015 11:14 PM
Author: Odious den

*bark aves

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#27497351)



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Date: February 23rd, 2022 12:11 AM
Author: twinkling 180 sound barrier stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#44014266)



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Date: February 23rd, 2022 12:18 AM
Author: Lake State Community Account

Lmao, the hidden gems in this thread just go on and on

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#44014291)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:06 PM
Author: Infuriating international law enforcement agency

Next summer we crush em again with the sequel "Biglaw Buddy 2: Double Billing"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#27471002)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:08 PM
Author: Cracking kink-friendly legend location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#27471016)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:07 PM
Author: gaped bull headed station juggernaut

All,

Jesus Fucking Christ. Who pissed on the copier this time?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#27471013)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:48 PM
Author: Navy sanctuary

WHY IS THIS NOT A MOVIE YET

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#27471342)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:52 PM
Author: Smoky titillating jew heaven

Announcer Voice: "all his life, Mike dreamed of being a lawyer"

*shot of clock, 6pm Friday. boomer partner busts down door and throws project on Mike's desk*

"But dreams aren't always what they're supposed to be..."

*cut to CGWBT alone at restaurant, forlorn, staring at phone. waiter passes by* "Dinner alone again, miss?"

*cut to phone buzzing in vibrate on Mike's desk. Texts pop up: "where r u????" "this is the last time u stand me up!!"*

*camera pans to Mike hunched over documents, red pen in hand, bleary eyed*

And now Mike's life has gone...to the dogs. *shot of Mike passed out on desk as sun rises in the window*

*music shifts to mischievous buddy comedy beat. alert pops up on outlook: New Associate arrives today. Mike awakened by knock on door*

"Yeah, come in!"

*door opens, no one is there. mike looks confused. camera moves forward past the desk to reveal Buddy, tail wagging, wearing a tie and carrying a briefcase in his mouth*

Announcer: This summer, Mike will discover that you're never to old to learn some new tricks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#27471367)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:06 PM
Author: Infuriating international law enforcement agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#27471482)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:08 PM
Author: ocher private investor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#27471495)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:14 PM
Author: Snowy Native Travel Guidebook



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#27471548)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:33 PM
Author: Cracking kink-friendly legend location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#27471653)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:34 PM
Author: stirring liquid oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#27471660)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 5:53 AM
Author: Abusive Orchestra Pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#27475064)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 8:03 AM
Author: Supple death wish stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#27475146)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 8:56 AM
Author: boyish rebellious hissy fit fanboi

*cuts 2 montage of buddy clicking a special DogMouse marking pages on a doc review project, buddy and mike deposing key witness, and buddy jumping up to the restaurant table where mike and CGWBT are sitting to dinner*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#27475224)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 8:58 AM
Author: godawful pink karate market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#27475227)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 8:59 AM
Author: Talented Shitlib

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#27475233)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 10:42 AM
Author: orchid toilet seat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#27475556)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 2:38 PM
Author: gaped bull headed station juggernaut

Holy shit. This really sounds like a movie trailer from the early 90s. Fucking 180.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#27476972)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 3:20 PM
Author: Topaz telephone spot

OMG spot on movie voice guy!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#27477249)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 3:21 PM
Author: nofapping tanning salon people who are hurt

i can't give this enough 180s. you just had me loling in my office the entire time i read that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#27477254)



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Date: March 25th, 2015 2:58 PM
Author: translucent bawdyhouse

you're never to old to learn some new tricks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#27553063)



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Date: March 25th, 2015 3:58 PM
Author: Dun arrogant parlour

I'm laughing out loud in the office right now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#27553360)



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Date: April 2nd, 2015 10:57 PM
Author: curious beta factory reset button



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#27607509)



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Date: June 3rd, 2015 10:45 AM
Author: opaque laughsome pit boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#28027511)



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Date: September 18th, 2015 2:36 PM
Author: aphrodisiac knife address

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#28785609)



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Date: October 22nd, 2015 10:27 PM
Author: brilliant plaza french chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#29025445)



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Date: January 12th, 2016 11:10 PM
Author: Concupiscible splenetic public bath national security agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#29583780)



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Date: January 12th, 2016 11:15 PM
Author: Slippery Dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#29583820)



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Date: May 26th, 2016 11:02 AM
Author: primrose brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#30562456)



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Date: July 14th, 2016 12:35 AM
Author: Azure Tripping Volcanic Crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#30922939)



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Date: December 25th, 2016 4:05 PM
Author: Azure Tripping Volcanic Crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#32227702)



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Date: April 26th, 2017 1:59 PM
Author: Azure Tripping Volcanic Crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#33167688)



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Date: August 17th, 2017 10:47 AM
Author: Racy Abnormal Church Wrinkle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#34010105)



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Date: January 28th, 2020 9:52 PM
Author: Multi-colored aquamarine halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#39504529)



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Date: December 9th, 2021 6:54 AM
Author: Drunken Ladyboy Library

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#43582182)



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Date: December 9th, 2021 4:02 PM
Author: Lake State Community Account

!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#43584504)



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Date: March 25th, 2024 4:49 AM
Author: Vigorous high-end tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#47524040)



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Date: October 12th, 2025 3:24 PM
Author: Long TERF War for PeterBoi Poon ( )



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#49344205)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:34 PM
Author: Smoky titillating jew heaven

Buddy saves the firm $45,000 a year--just enough to let the sympathetic secretary with a cancer-stricken child keep her job--by switching from the firm's overpriced bike couriers to a new, more efficient startup: BeagleZoom

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#27471663)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 8:09 AM
Author: Wonderful frisky national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#27475151)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 12:48 PM
Author: Filthy box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#27476207)



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Date: October 31st, 2019 3:24 PM
Author: razzle range black woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#39053692)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 12:32 AM
Author: Zombie-like bat-shit-crazy center blood rage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#27474437)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 8:09 AM
Author: brass trust fund indian lodge

skadden partner at drafting session with CFO of gazprom

"yes ratmir if helpful let's do a page turn of the MD&A. buddy can u pass me the prosp..."

"hang on a sec...where is..."

*joe dirt style camera cuts to parking lot, buddy humping an irish setter, "SNOOP DOG - WHATS MY NAME" intro playing*



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#27475150)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 9:51 AM
Author: aggressive ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#27475356)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 9:21 AM
Author: Green filthpig

Best part of this thread is that no one has ruined it by giving Buddy the ability to talk, or even have voiceovers of his thoughts.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#27475262)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 9:52 AM
Author: exciting outnumbered locale windowlicker

Agreed. I'm glad that people ITT seem aware of the conventions of shit-tier 1990s family comedies.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#27475359)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 10:09 AM
Author: unholy fortuitous meteor turdskin

Do you think it's the same fella as from the air bud movies??

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#27475444)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 10:11 AM
Author: exciting outnumbered locale windowlicker

Or one of his puppies. They created a 14 film franchise out of Air Bud. Not flame.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Air_Bud_%28series%29

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#27475449)



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Date: October 9th, 2016 6:48 PM
Author: khaki dead messiness

don't remind me ive seen 4 of them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#31598611)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 10:38 AM
Author: Smoky titillating jew heaven

Audience erupts into a giant AWWWWWW as camera pans to Buddy curled up in a banker's box, passed out with his head hanging over the edge

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#27475544)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 8:37 PM
Author: exciting outnumbered locale windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#27479185)



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Date: February 21st, 2022 12:35 AM
Author: Lake State Community Account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#44001649)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 1:14 PM
Author: Chartreuse boltzmann degenerate

Of Counsel: "Buddy is up for PARTNER??? But he's barely been here a year!"

Rainmaker: "The executive committee counts in dog years."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#27476372)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 1:17 PM
Author: Confused Senate Roast Beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#27476393)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 2:39 PM
Author: gaped bull headed station juggernaut

!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#27476980)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 2:50 PM
Author: violent thriller newt stead

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#27477047)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 8:41 PM
Author: Floppy institution deer antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#27479199)



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Date: January 12th, 2016 11:16 PM
Author: Slippery Dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#29583833)



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Date: December 10th, 2021 5:48 AM
Author: Drunken Ladyboy Library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#43587064)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 2:43 PM
Author: gaped bull headed station juggernaut

Hey, Buddy is a lawyer and he knows what he's doing. He is a clever fox. Hounding him won't do any good. Now leave him alone so he will setter down and pointer the client to the correct choice. Don't boxer him in like this. We don't want the client led a stray. Have her look at the prior law. Opposing counsel has nothing to basset on.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#27477006)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 3:12 PM
Author: Overrated aromatic gaming laptop sweet tailpipe

(Rick Reilly)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#27477195)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 3:16 PM
Author: gaped bull headed station juggernaut

That hurt bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#27477224)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 3:31 PM
Author: Bearded pervert base

great thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#27477330)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 4:17 PM
Author: Topaz telephone spot

Can we cast Jason Bateman as the protagonist lawyer and Will Arenett as the evil wall st law firm defense lawyer representing the greedy real estate developer that wants to bulldoze the multicultural neighborhood to build yuppie condos?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#27477674)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 4:19 PM
Author: boyish rebellious hissy fit fanboi

no bro, they want to bulldoze the local dog park and install a pollution factory.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#27477679)



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Date: April 14th, 2016 6:43 PM
Author: anal trump supporter

I just snort-laughed on a crowded metro train

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#30275156)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 8:03 PM
Author: fluffy set mexican

Judge: "I am going to need to see that vaccination certificate before I can let him approach the witness"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#27478946)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 8:45 PM
Author: Wonderful frisky national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#27479220)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 9:06 PM
Author: fluffy set mexican

*Biglaw Retriever carries papers in mouth, drops them at feet of bailiff*

*bailiff picks up papers and hands them to judge*

Judge: "Objection overruled, you may proceed, counselor."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#27479335)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 9:06 PM
Author: fluffy set mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#27479330)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 10:33 PM
Author: out-of-control athletic conference

*Buddy knocks over the flower vase in the lobby and he overeagerly greets new clients*

Associate chimes in, "Now that's what I call the spillable hour"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#27479779)



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Date: October 13th, 2018 5:13 PM
Author: very tactful disgusting codepig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#37015648)



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Date: February 18th, 2022 4:12 AM
Author: Drunken Ladyboy Library

*female associate with Jennifer Aniston hair and thick glasses rolls her eyes and smirks, all the while smiling at Buddy's wildly wagging tail*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#43987335)



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Date: February 22nd, 2022 5:09 PM
Author: Lake State Community Account

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#44011448)



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Date: March 13th, 2015 12:48 AM
Author: fluffy set mexican

"I can't decide if we should strike Juror number 6 or number 24 with our remaining peremptory."

*shows Buddy photo of Juror No. 24*

*Buddy growls*

*shows Buddy photo of Mrs. Patterson, Juror No. 6*

*Buddy darts out of the courtroom*

*after a few minutes, Buddy comes back enthusiastically leading a beaming, elderly Mrs. Patterson into the jury box*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#27480687)



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Date: March 13th, 2015 1:08 AM
Author: Puce galvanic goal in life hell

Witness: I know that Mr. Howard was in on the deal because his neighbor Mrs. Adams told me she saw...

Buddy: *Barks sharply*

Judge: Objection sustained. Hearsay.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#27480767)



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Date: March 14th, 2015 2:41 PM
Author: Lake State Community Account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#27488620)



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Date: March 13th, 2015 12:48 PM
Author: fluffy set mexican

bump for Buddy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#27482718)



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Date: March 14th, 2015 12:42 PM
Author: Glittery frozen multi-billionaire

We'd like to talk to you about your plans after you leave the firm. We've decided to bring in a new associate to take over your files.

http://imgur.com/1bWYub6

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#27488047)



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Date: March 14th, 2015 2:39 PM
Author: Impressive hairless queen of the night

This is referencing the dog that just graduated from Cumberland a few days ago, right? http://www.al.com/news/birmingham/index.ssf/2015/03/cumberland_school_of_law_celeb.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#27488614)



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Date: March 14th, 2015 2:40 PM
Author: Impressive hairless queen of the night

"Associate Fido, we have a deadline tomorrow. I'm going to need you to do some digging into the caselaw tonight."

"R-ruff!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#27488615)



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Date: March 15th, 2015 9:52 PM
Author: Abusive Orchestra Pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#27496520)



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Date: March 15th, 2015 11:25 PM
Author: Indigo yarmulke

Uh oh. HR called. Says you keep barking at the black associates

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#27497439)



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Date: March 15th, 2015 11:25 PM
Author: crawly poppy cuckold piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#27497446)



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Date: March 16th, 2015 12:23 AM
Author: Pearl spectacular whorehouse ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#27497735)



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Date: March 25th, 2015 2:53 PM
Author: out-of-control athletic conference

*makes Buddy partner*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#27553036)



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Date: March 25th, 2015 2:56 PM
Author: gaped bull headed station juggernaut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#27553052)



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Date: March 25th, 2015 4:02 PM
Author: red property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#27553378)



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Date: April 3rd, 2015 2:39 AM
Author: mauve disturbing principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#27608900)



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Date: June 3rd, 2015 10:42 AM
Author: opaque laughsome pit boistinker

ruh roh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#28027492)



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Date: March 25th, 2015 2:51 PM
Author: Confused Senate Roast Beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#27553027)



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Date: March 25th, 2015 2:54 PM
Author: translucent bawdyhouse

who's a good associate?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#27553043)



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Date: March 25th, 2015 3:48 PM
Author: Beady-eyed Idiot

http://www.webvet.com/main/2012/05/28/3-dogs-college-degrees

It's hard enough for an intelligent, well-educated human to graduate law school -- let alone a dog. Yet Ellis, an 80-pound black lab, walked along with the New York Law School graduates in May of 2012 to receive his honorary degree from the school.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#27553300)



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Date: April 2nd, 2015 11:00 PM
Author: exciting outnumbered locale windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#27607536)



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Date: April 3rd, 2015 2:39 AM
Author: mauve disturbing principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#27608897)



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Date: April 2nd, 2015 11:13 PM
Author: Sepia trailer park macaca

imagine the trailer for the sequel.

*Ja Rule's 'Living it Up' plays over a montage of wealth, success, magazine covers, etc. featuring Buddy*

Italian maître d at fancy restaurant: "Hey-ah, it's-a Buddy! So good you come-a to dinna, mama-mia!"

*paparazzi flash bulbs go off to recreation of spaghetti scene from Lady and the Tramp*

*scene switches to biglaw office full of associates drinking and cavorting with Buddy; splashing around in corner jacuzzi*

"Hey Buddy, the verdict is in! How much you think we won this time?"

*record needle screeches*

"We... LOST???"

*scene switches to rival firm's offices*

"Oh, what a CAT-astrophe for our little friend Buddy! Don't you think so... Fluffy?"

"Mrawgh!"

...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#27607642)



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Date: April 2nd, 2015 11:15 PM
Author: exciting outnumbered locale windowlicker

HOLY SHIT 180000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#27607656)



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Date: April 2nd, 2015 11:16 PM
Author: Abusive Orchestra Pit

1800000000000000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#27607664)



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Date: April 2nd, 2015 11:27 PM
Author: curious beta factory reset button

Midpoint of sequel:

The gorgeous blonde female associate, dressed in a skirted suit, enters a run-down bar. A smarmy first-year enters behind her, shows visible disgust at the bar's atmosphere. "Hepatitis central," he mutters. "I'll wait by the door."

But the female associate's not listening. She's heading toward a dark corner, where Buddy, tie loosened, looking disheveled, is sitting in hangdog fashion by a bowl and a half-filled bottle of scotch.

"Hi," she says softly. Buddy turns his head away from her.

"Let's go," the smarmy first-year calls from the door.

The female associate's eyes water slightly. Then her face turns hard in defiance. "The firm wanted me to come here and beg you to come back," she says. "But I won't. I won't beg. It's a trick I never learned, I guess. I know what they said about you. That all you had were 'tricks.' Well let me tell you something Buddy: those weren't tricks. What you did was some of the best damn lawyering this country's ever seen. But if you can't believe in yourself...well, I can't command you to. Anyway, goodbye, Buddy...Oh, and one more thing. Our next big case has just come in. The city's trying to tear down the Puppy Park on 3rd Avenue, apparently to make way for a new mosque. A shame you've given up on lawyering. We could have used you on this one..."

She turns and walks toward the bar. Buddy's head lifts and watches her.

"It's just a dog," the smarmy first-year says as she returns.

The female associate pauses, stares at him. "That dog was the sweetest, most sympathetic, most passionate lawyer I've ever met."

She brushes past, and the smarmy first-year gives a final look of disgust at the bar before leaving.

Buddy looks at his bowl of whiskey and stares into it. His own reflection shows, and slowly it fades into his younger, happier self.

Suddenly, with two barks, he's on his feet and running out the door.

The bartender, polishing a glass, smiles and nods. "Go get em, Buddy," he whispers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#27607760)



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Date: April 3rd, 2015 2:36 AM
Author: Exhilarant Angry Field Regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#27608895)



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Date: April 3rd, 2015 10:39 PM
Author: Fighting Trip Toaster Quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#27615650)



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Date: April 6th, 2015 10:34 AM
Author: boyish rebellious hissy fit fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#27630643)



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Date: April 24th, 2015 4:58 PM
Author: Confused Senate Roast Beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#27752610)



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Date: June 3rd, 2015 10:44 AM
Author: opaque laughsome pit boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#28027499)



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Date: June 3rd, 2015 10:52 AM
Author: Shivering mildly autistic jewess shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#28027555)



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Date: June 10th, 2015 7:46 AM
Author: Multi-colored aquamarine halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#28084155)



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Date: August 27th, 2015 5:24 PM
Author: swollen slate cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#28638620)



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Date: September 18th, 2015 2:39 PM
Author: aphrodisiac knife address

holy fucking shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#28785639)



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Date: January 12th, 2016 11:20 PM
Author: Slippery Dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#29583871)



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Date: September 20th, 2016 3:44 AM
Author: Lime Cerebral Coldplay Fan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#31449727)



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Date: October 9th, 2016 6:08 PM
Author: Azure Tripping Volcanic Crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#31598240)



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Date: January 27th, 2018 12:57 PM
Author: salmon menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#35253023)



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Date: October 31st, 2019 3:25 PM
Author: razzle range black woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#39053699)



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Date: December 6th, 2021 8:35 AM
Author: Multi-colored aquamarine halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#43566259)



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Date: February 21st, 2022 12:30 AM
Author: Lake State Community Account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#44001618)



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Date: February 22nd, 2022 11:23 AM
Author: Drunken Ladyboy Library

go Get Em!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#44009351)



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Date: February 22nd, 2022 5:10 PM
Author: Lake State Community Account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#44011456)



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Date: April 5th, 2015 5:29 PM
Author: Peach diverse internal respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#27625755)



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Date: April 24th, 2015 4:58 PM
Author: Confused Senate Roast Beef

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#27752608)



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Date: May 8th, 2015 1:51 PM
Author: nofapping tanning salon people who are hurt

180^180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#27849278)



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Date: June 3rd, 2015 10:45 AM
Author: opaque laughsome pit boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#28027509)



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Date: January 12th, 2016 11:20 PM
Author: Slippery Dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#29583876)



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Date: January 27th, 2018 12:55 PM
Author: scarlet step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#35253013)



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Date: April 24th, 2015 4:43 PM
Author: Confused Senate Roast Beef

I look at this thread whenever I'm not having a good day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#27752501)



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Date: May 8th, 2015 1:38 PM
Author: Confused Senate Roast Beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#27849185)



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Date: August 27th, 2015 5:21 PM
Author: Smoky titillating jew heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#28638610)



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Date: April 14th, 2016 5:40 PM
Author: Flesh vivacious haunted graveyard gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#30274731)



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Date: December 6th, 2021 8:47 AM
Author: Drunken Ladyboy Library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#43566283)



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Date: December 10th, 2021 5:30 AM
Author: Lake State Community Account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#43587046)



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Date: October 12th, 2025 3:26 PM
Author: Long TERF War for PeterBoi Poon ( )



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#49344212)



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Date: April 27th, 2015 6:28 PM
Author: curious beta factory reset button



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#27771861)



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Date: May 8th, 2015 2:21 PM
Author: Chartreuse boltzmann degenerate

HR: Good news Buddy, we added hearworm and flea meds to our health plan!

Buddy: *barks happily*

HR: We've also added spay and neuter coverage!

Buddy: *whimpers, tucks tail between his legs*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#27849456)



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Date: June 3rd, 2015 10:48 AM
Author: electric nursing home

underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#28027521)



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Date: May 25th, 2015 8:04 PM
Author: curious beta factory reset button



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#27962643)



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Date: June 3rd, 2015 10:38 AM
Author: Confused Senate Roast Beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#28027478)



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Date: June 3rd, 2015 10:53 AM
Author: opaque laughsome pit boistinker

https://twitter.com/autoadmitdotcom/status/606111010953510913

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#28027562)



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Date: June 3rd, 2015 10:54 AM
Author: exciting outnumbered locale windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#28027570)



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Date: June 3rd, 2015 10:53 AM
Author: mahogany corner hunting ground

Golden Bears apparently struggle with it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#28027566)



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Date: June 10th, 2015 7:22 AM
Author: exciting outnumbered locale windowlicker

Ouch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#28084089)



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Date: July 27th, 2016 12:19 AM
Author: aggressive ratface

SIR! That is UNCALLED for.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#31039824)



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Date: February 22nd, 2022 5:11 PM
Author: Lake State Community Account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#44011461)



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Date: June 10th, 2015 3:40 AM
Author: Abusive Orchestra Pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#28083832)



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Date: June 10th, 2015 3:42 AM
Author: Yellow histrionic keepsake machete meetinghouse

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#28083836)



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Date: June 10th, 2015 3:43 AM
Author: Floppy institution deer antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#28083838)



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Date: June 10th, 2015 3:48 AM
Author: Abusive Orchestra Pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#28083850)



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Date: July 21st, 2015 11:17 AM
Author: Confused Senate Roast Beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#28380740)



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Date: August 26th, 2015 9:41 PM
Author: curious beta factory reset button



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#28632763)



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Date: August 26th, 2015 9:41 PM
Author: razzmatazz famous landscape painting



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#28632766)



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Date: September 3rd, 2015 9:04 AM
Author: walnut gay wizard

it's been done

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Shaggy_D.A.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#28679863)



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Date: September 18th, 2015 3:50 PM
Author: Confused Senate Roast Beef

Every time I see this bumped I hope there is new scholarship here. Top 5 XO thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#28786181)



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Date: October 9th, 2015 11:06 AM
Author: Smoky titillating jew heaven

Happy Friday, brothers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#28932775)



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Date: November 6th, 2015 7:44 AM
Author: exciting outnumbered locale windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#29122556)



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Date: January 12th, 2016 11:08 PM
Author: Confused Senate Roast Beef

Maybe this movie can be a documentary?

http://www.gertsburglaw.com/about.html#alex

"Miles Davis Gertsburg

Miles Davis Gertsburg practices canine law. Hailing from tropical Cleveland, Ohio, and having graduated magna cum kibbles from the University of Wet-snout in Cambridge, Mr. Gertsburg is now the foremost expert in the United States on dog bite law, disputes between cats and dog, and disputes between humans about whether dogs are better than cats. As a dyed-in-the-fur litigator, Mr. Gertsburg advocates strongly for all clients, regardless of species."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#29583770)



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Date: February 12th, 2016 3:58 PM
Author: Smoky titillating jew heaven

This bort could use a palate cleanser today

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#29814000)



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Date: March 12th, 2016 3:08 PM
Author: khaki dead messiness

I think the author had to sit through too many airbud movies. There's like a million of them. They have puppies, go to space, save Christmas, etc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#30040857)



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Date: March 20th, 2016 9:14 AM
Author: Flesh vivacious haunted graveyard gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#30097676)



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Date: March 20th, 2016 10:38 AM
Author: Orange Foreskin

Maybe this place isn't so toxic after all

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#30097875)



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Date: April 10th, 2016 2:39 PM
Author: Flesh vivacious haunted graveyard gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#30241752)



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Date: December 10th, 2021 5:31 AM
Author: Lake State Community Account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#43587049)



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Date: February 21st, 2022 12:30 AM
Author: Lake State Community Account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#44001619)



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Date: April 14th, 2016 5:26 PM
Author: know-it-all at-the-ready headpube

uhhh

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z9PoiKvCfR8

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#30274638)



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Date: April 17th, 2016 12:19 PM
Author: Flesh vivacious haunted graveyard gas station

needed more golden retrievers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#30290881)



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Date: April 17th, 2016 12:14 PM
Author: Flesh vivacious haunted graveyard gas station

https://dogs.thefuntimesguide.com/files/educated-dog-wearing-suit-and-tie.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#30290859)



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Date: May 11th, 2016 3:49 PM
Author: Misanthropic passionate tank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#30455483)



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Date: May 26th, 2016 10:58 AM
Author: Flesh vivacious haunted graveyard gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#30562433)



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Date: May 26th, 2016 11:05 AM
Author: Azure Tripping Volcanic Crater

Threads like these are why this bort is the best

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#30562467)



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Date: July 15th, 2016 12:58 PM
Author: Smoky titillating jew heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#30935970)



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Date: December 10th, 2021 5:30 AM
Author: Lake State Community Account

CR.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#43587047)



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Date: July 8th, 2016 1:51 PM
Author: Confused Senate Roast Beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#30881680)



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Date: July 26th, 2016 10:13 PM
Author: Flesh vivacious haunted graveyard gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#31038347)



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Date: July 27th, 2016 12:13 AM
Author: exciting outnumbered locale windowlicker

i really like it here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#31039776)



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Date: December 10th, 2021 5:31 AM
Author: Lake State Community Account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#43587048)



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Date: February 22nd, 2022 5:11 PM
Author: Lake State Community Account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#44011463)



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Date: February 22nd, 2022 5:12 PM
Author: Lake State Community Account

Gorgeous Relic of the Web 1.0 Age

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#44011466)



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Date: August 30th, 2016 8:47 PM
Author: Azure Tripping Volcanic Crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#31301639)



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Date: October 9th, 2016 6:02 PM
Author: Flesh vivacious haunted graveyard gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#31598188)



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Date: October 9th, 2016 6:05 PM
Author: Azure Tripping Volcanic Crater

One of my favorite threads of all time, and xo at its heartwarming finest

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#31598202)



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Date: October 9th, 2016 6:30 PM
Author: Flesh vivacious haunted graveyard gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#31598445)



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Date: October 9th, 2016 7:00 PM
Author: exciting outnumbered locale windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#31598719)



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Date: October 13th, 2016 12:58 PM
Author: Confused Senate Roast Beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#31632749)



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Date: December 25th, 2016 3:51 PM
Author: provocative love of her life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#32227623)



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Date: December 10th, 2021 5:31 AM
Author: Lake State Community Account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#43587050)



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Date: February 22nd, 2022 5:14 PM
Author: Lake State Community Account

Woah CR friend :-)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#44011476)



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Date: October 24th, 2016 10:53 AM
Author: Azure Tripping Volcanic Crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#31714746)



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Date: October 27th, 2016 11:58 PM
Author: Lemon cruel-hearted university weed whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#31742386)



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Date: December 18th, 2016 12:35 AM
Author: Misanthropic passionate tank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#32169807)



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Date: December 25th, 2016 3:49 PM
Author: Azure Tripping Volcanic Crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#32227605)



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Date: December 25th, 2016 4:00 PM
Author: sapphire adventurous prole abode

BigLaw Bud part 2:

korean opposing counsel has a novel strategy to defeat Bud ... but it involves a fork and knife.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#32227674)



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Date: January 6th, 2017 12:23 PM
Author: Confused Senate Roast Beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#32312509)



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Date: January 25th, 2017 10:35 PM
Author: Confused Senate Roast Beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#32461086)



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Date: February 4th, 2017 9:50 PM
Author: Cream rehab immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#32547026)



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Date: February 10th, 2017 6:40 PM
Author: Azure Tripping Volcanic Crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#32593754)



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Date: February 10th, 2017 7:09 PM
Author: Flesh vivacious haunted graveyard gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#32593931)



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Date: April 1st, 2017 9:15 PM
Author: soul-stirring church building gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#32972265)



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Date: May 27th, 2017 2:44 PM
Author: Cream rehab immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#33409133)



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Date: May 27th, 2017 2:50 PM
Author: Chrome stage psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#33409169)



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Date: May 31st, 2017 1:05 PM
Author: Maize point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#33437339)



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Date: August 14th, 2017 1:18 PM
Author: Confused Senate Roast Beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#33985675)



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Date: August 14th, 2017 1:22 PM
Author: glassy motley casino generalized bond

TWIST: some humorless faggot gunner associate actually finds a rule saying golden retriever can't do biglaw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#33985693)



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Date: August 14th, 2017 1:25 PM
Author: Confused Senate Roast Beef

Likely a 8th year female capital markets shrew with dog allergy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#33985710)



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Date: February 22nd, 2022 5:13 PM
Author: Lake State Community Account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#44011472)



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Date: April 22nd, 2022 4:24 PM
Author: Lake State Community Account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#44386625)



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Date: August 17th, 2017 10:43 AM
Author: useless forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#34010081)



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Date: August 17th, 2017 10:53 AM
Author: Racy Abnormal Church Wrinkle

Most 180 thing about xo is that we have the collective talent and wisdom to accomplish virtually anything and what we decide to do with that power is poast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#34010145)



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Date: February 22nd, 2022 5:14 PM
Author: Lake State Community Account

tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#44011480)



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Date: August 18th, 2017 6:02 PM
Author: excitant site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#34022170)



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Date: September 1st, 2017 12:43 AM
Author: heady massive space dingle berry

he made equity partner

https://i.imgur.com/HsIjrxd.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#34113484)



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Date: February 22nd, 2022 5:16 PM
Author: Lake State Community Account

Gorgeous jet set

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#44011494)



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Date: November 3rd, 2017 1:21 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle rusted elastic band

Apparently, something in the rules does say this:

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/true-crime/wp/2017/11/02/the-suspect-told-police-give-me-a-lawyer-dog-the-court-says-he-wasnt-asking-for-a-lawyer/?sw_bypass=true&utm_term=.56a8c8451977

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#34596394)



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Date: November 3rd, 2017 8:41 PM
Author: Sooty apoplectic garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#34599459)



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Date: November 5th, 2017 7:04 PM
Author: Gay insecure brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#34611420)



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Date: February 9th, 2018 9:27 PM
Author: razzle range black woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#35366857)



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Date: December 24th, 2017 9:46 AM
Author: Flesh vivacious haunted graveyard gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#34997551)



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Date: January 25th, 2018 11:10 AM
Author: Misanthropic passionate tank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#35233934)



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Date: January 26th, 2018 4:04 PM
Author: Flesh vivacious haunted graveyard gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#35246573)



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Date: February 9th, 2018 9:17 PM
Author: Spruce area corn cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#35366774)



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Date: August 17th, 2018 9:43 AM
Author: Confused Senate Roast Beef

Happy Friday everyone

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#36631904)



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Date: June 17th, 2019 12:32 AM
Author: Emerald Unhinged Incel Kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#38399330)



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Date: September 23rd, 2019 11:27 PM
Author: harsh silver digit ratio

Golden retriever DISBARRED and DONE HERE after attacking another lawyer in the courthouse lobby:

https://www.boredpanda.com/homeless-cat-hired-employee-dr-leon-advogato/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#38876452)



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Date: October 31st, 2019 3:22 PM
Author: vermilion swashbuckling pozpig doctorate

Diversity hire: https://apnews.com/f170327ce22340f09b98afc5532a1de2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#39053685)



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Date: October 31st, 2019 3:32 PM
Author: fishy philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#39053724)



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Date: November 1st, 2019 9:36 PM
Author:  disrespectful school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#39059518)



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Date: March 25th, 2024 4:44 AM
Author: Drunken Ladyboy Library

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#47524036)



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Date: November 1st, 2019 9:35 PM
Author: Cracking kink-friendly legend location

https://abcnews.go.com/US/dog-sworn-illinois-states-attorneys-office-provide-support/story

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#39059516)



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Date: November 2nd, 2019 1:16 PM
Author: Cracking kink-friendly legend location

nothing?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#39061680)



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Date: November 2nd, 2019 1:25 PM
Author: fishy philosopher-king

See above.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#39061716)



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Date: November 2nd, 2019 1:53 PM
Author: Cracking kink-friendly legend location

oh son of a bitch.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#39061816)



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Date: January 28th, 2020 9:54 PM
Author:  reading party mental disorder

https://i.pinimg.com/originals/8b/2f/b1/8b2fb19861c4652d2be1a1494eeb52b0.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#39504537)



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Date: February 21st, 2022 12:31 AM
Author: Lake State Community Account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#44001625)



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Date: February 9th, 2021 7:27 PM
Author: aqua chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#41917107)



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Date: December 6th, 2021 8:25 AM
Author: Flushed theater stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#43566239)



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Date: December 6th, 2021 8:34 AM
Author: very tactful disgusting codepig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#43566256)



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Date: December 6th, 2021 11:20 PM
Author: Lake State Community Account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#43571163)



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Date: March 2nd, 2022 5:17 AM
Author: Drunken Ladyboy Library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#44066414)



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Date: October 5th, 2022 10:10 AM
Author: Drunken Ladyboy Library

The best scene was the Discovery Montage of Bud digging through the file boxes for his bone

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#45283374)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 7:21 PM
Author: Multi-colored aquamarine halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#45684448)



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Date: January 4th, 2023 11:48 AM
Author: Drunken Ladyboy Library

and now he's Speaker of the House! The 3rd most powerful pup in the land

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#45739945)



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Date: February 6th, 2024 5:13 AM
Author: Drunken Ladyboy Library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#47371111)



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Date: October 12th, 2025 2:13 PM
Author: Paralegal Adolf Hitler (✅🍑)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#49343973)