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Cock Control to Training Tom

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Exhilarant Stock Car Step-uncle's House
  11/28/22
180
Soul-stirring saffron crackhouse
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Exhilarant Stock Car Step-uncle's House
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Self-centered lascivious pit
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Stimulating harsh ape becky
  11/28/22
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Exhilarant Stock Car Step-uncle's House
  12/06/22
Who wrote this because they deserve MPM votes?
onyx seedy coffee pot school cafeteria
  12/13/22
Me.
Exhilarant Stock Car Step-uncle's House
  12/13/22
Well I was going to vote for you deep into MPM anyway. What ...
onyx seedy coffee pot school cafeteria
  12/13/22
It is very much appreciated! (I periodically bump that Bates...
Exhilarant Stock Car Step-uncle's House
  12/13/22
That was an amazing story.
onyx seedy coffee pot school cafeteria
  12/14/22
Thank you for your service.
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Spectacular Senate Indirect Expression
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Exhilarant Stock Car Step-uncle's House
  12/09/22
this is 180 but i think the lyrics are "this is cock co...
jade property cuckold
  12/11/22
can you just give the fucking 180 without trying to “c...
rough-skinned roommate azn
  12/11/22
I'm happy either way.
Exhilarant Stock Car Step-uncle's House
  12/11/22
i'm glad you asked that, as this is a good teachable moment ...
jade property cuckold
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transparent arousing alpha resort
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Woah.
Exhilarant Stock Car Step-uncle's House
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Excitant stag film
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btw im not sure due to moniker changes but I think I may hav...
Exhilarant Stock Car Step-uncle's House
  12/14/22
assuming you still have the same account that poasted both, ...
jade property cuckold
  12/14/22
I lost the pw for the "twins" account long ago.
Exhilarant Stock Car Step-uncle's House
  12/21/22
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Exhilarant Stock Car Step-uncle's House
  12/13/22
BTW, Bowie has also sung the following variations live: ...
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Date: November 28th, 2022 10:09 AM
Author: Exhilarant Stock Car Step-uncle's House



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2Reputation#45553389)



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Date: November 28th, 2022 10:11 AM
Author: Soul-stirring saffron crackhouse

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2Reputation#45553397)



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Date: November 28th, 2022 10:37 AM
Author: Exhilarant Stock Car Step-uncle's House

Cock Control to Trainin' Tom

Cock Control to Trainin' Tom

Make sure protein fills and helmet's strong

Cock Control to Trainin' Tom

Dispense with women no posers on

Check your stimmin' and may God’s love be with you

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Ten, Nine, Eight, Seven, Six, Five, Four, Three, Two, One, Liftoff

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This is Cock Control to Trainin' Tom

You really made them spray

And the papers want to know whose squirts you wear

Now it’s time to leave the Pounders (if you dare!)

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This is Trainin' Tom to Cock Control

I’m stepping through the door

And they're posing in the au naturale way

And Douton's meaty protruberence -- it sways!

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For here am I stimming from the twink stand

Knobs are getting sworled

Assombo, balls blue

And they're stuffing full of goo

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Woah, they're blasting loads and projectiles

I’m twinking there with skill

And I think my facelip knows which way to blow

Tell my wife I love her very much

"She knows!"

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Cock Control to Trainin' Tom

You sure give head to make them long

Can you stim me, Trainin' Tom?

Can you stim me, Trainin' Tom?

Can you stim me, Trainin' Tom?

Can you….

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For here am I stimming from the twink stand

Knobs are getting sworled

Assombo's balls blue

And they're stuffing full of goo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2Reputation#45553521)



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Date: November 28th, 2022 10:46 AM
Author: Soul-stirring saffron crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2Reputation#45553559)



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Date: November 28th, 2022 10:54 AM
Author: Self-centered lascivious pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2Reputation#45553588)



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Date: November 28th, 2022 10:55 AM
Author: Stimulating harsh ape becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2Reputation#45553593)



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Date: December 6th, 2022 10:13 AM
Author: Exhilarant Stock Car Step-uncle's House



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2Reputation#45592842)



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Date: December 13th, 2022 10:29 PM
Author: onyx seedy coffee pot school cafeteria

Who wrote this because they deserve MPM votes?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2Reputation#45629972)



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Date: December 13th, 2022 10:31 PM
Author: Exhilarant Stock Car Step-uncle's House

Me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2Reputation#45629981)



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Date: December 13th, 2022 11:54 PM
Author: onyx seedy coffee pot school cafeteria

Well I was going to vote for you deep into MPM anyway. What a waste of my question.

But thank you for this art.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2Reputation#45630428)



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Date: December 13th, 2022 11:55 PM
Author: Exhilarant Stock Car Step-uncle's House

It is very much appreciated! (I periodically bump that Bates thread for you; I am gratified to find an audience for it.)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2Reputation#45630433)



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Date: December 14th, 2022 11:46 AM
Author: onyx seedy coffee pot school cafeteria

That was an amazing story.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2Reputation#45632148)



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Date: December 14th, 2022 5:03 PM
Author: fuchsia bespoke point

Thank you for your service.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2Reputation#45634026)



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Date: December 14th, 2022 5:07 PM
Author: topaz aromatic rehab mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2Reputation#45634045)



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Date: December 14th, 2022 11:47 AM
Author: Spectacular Senate Indirect Expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2Reputation#45632150)



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Date: December 14th, 2022 5:06 PM
Author: Magical lodge main people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2Reputation#45634040)



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Date: September 19th, 2023 12:51 PM
Author: Exhilarant Stock Car Step-uncle's House



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2Reputation#46817018)



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Date: November 29th, 2022 8:34 AM
Author: Exhilarant Stock Car Step-uncle's House



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2Reputation#45557837)



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Date: November 29th, 2022 8:35 AM
Author: milky factory reset button



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2Reputation#45557839)



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Date: December 9th, 2022 6:04 PM
Author: Exhilarant Stock Car Step-uncle's House



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2Reputation#45610584)



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Date: December 11th, 2022 2:42 PM
Author: jade property cuckold

this is 180 but i think the lyrics are "this is cock control to major yann"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2Reputation#45617667)



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Date: December 11th, 2022 3:08 PM
Author: rough-skinned roommate azn

can you just give the fucking 180 without trying to “correct” the OP, faggot?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2Reputation#45617787)



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Date: December 11th, 2022 4:19 PM
Author: Exhilarant Stock Car Step-uncle's House

I'm happy either way.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2Reputation#45618015)



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Date: December 11th, 2022 4:34 PM
Author: jade property cuckold

i'm glad you asked that, as this is a good teachable moment despite your impatience and tone. as official archivist at the Stimsonian, it is my job to maintain unerring accuracy of the INFB Songbook, the preeminent chronicle of ethnudomusicology. ensuring the correct lyrics are posted are a vital part of this, as is determining song lineage and attribution. a short review of the Songbook thread would yield several such examples where Stimsonian reviewers thoroughly researched the content submitted for adoption. see, e.g., the following subthreads:

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2836913&mc=436&forum_id=2#29842260

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2836913&mc=436&forum_id=2#30544147

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2836913&mc=436&forum_id=2#33749858

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2836913&mc=436&forum_id=2#38015010

this process also occurs in individual songthreads themselves, such as:

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3758176&mc=5&forum_id=12#34789638

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4190162&mc=1&forum_id=2#37697789

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3210265&mc=1&forum_id=2

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3972625&mc=18&forum_id=2

as you can see, i take my role in this process incredibly seriously, as do the other researchers on the Stimsonian's staff. while it would be easy for me to dismiss you as a manlet who probably lifts in mixed-gender gyms with shorts on (if at all), i choose instead to keep in mind that we all growing it big towards the same goal. thank you for continuing to support IFNB's musical offerings, and may the musclegods bless you with their daily ropes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2Reputation#45618033)



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Date: December 11th, 2022 5:35 PM
Author: transparent arousing alpha resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2Reputation#45618211)



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Date: December 11th, 2022 6:09 PM
Author: Exhilarant Stock Car Step-uncle's House

Woah.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2Reputation#45618294)



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Date: December 11th, 2022 6:15 PM
Author: godawful home regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2Reputation#45618315)



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Date: December 14th, 2022 2:29 AM
Author: Excitant stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2Reputation#45630819)



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Date: December 14th, 2022 2:31 AM
Author: Exhilarant Stock Car Step-uncle's House

btw im not sure due to moniker changes but I think I may have contributed a line in the earlier version, which imo should now be deprecated. [it obviously stuck in my head and grew into the above over the years; I didn't remember the earlier one until I looked @ your thread after OP here.]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2Reputation#45630822)



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Date: December 14th, 2022 4:57 PM
Author: jade property cuckold

assuming you still have the same account that poasted both, you should be able to edit/see your contribution to the earlier thread despite the nominal moniker changes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2Reputation#45633985)



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Date: December 21st, 2022 7:34 PM
Author: Exhilarant Stock Car Step-uncle's House

I lost the pw for the "twins" account long ago.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2Reputation#45671225)



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Date: December 13th, 2022 10:03 PM
Author: Exhilarant Stock Car Step-uncle's House



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2Reputation#45629828)



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Date: December 14th, 2022 5:01 PM
Author: jade property cuckold

BTW, Bowie has also sung the following variations live:

[original] Now it’s time to leave the Pounders (if you dare!)

[variation] Now it’s time to leave the Big Rod's (but stay bare!)

[variation] Now it's time to leave the Gold's Gym (and be bare!)

as these are live version variations, we include them simply for posterity and not for correction.

however, we have noticed a typo in the spelling of Mr. Douton's last name in the thread above; please correct.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2Reputation#45634008)



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Date: December 14th, 2022 7:15 PM
Author: Exhilarant Stock Car Step-uncle's House



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2Reputation#45634624)



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Date: December 14th, 2022 5:01 PM
Author: Cheese-eating Site Quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2Reputation#45634013)



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Date: December 21st, 2022 6:56 PM
Author: Exhilarant Stock Car Step-uncle's House



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2Reputation#45671050)



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Date: November 2nd, 2023 7:46 PM
Author: Exhilarant Stock Car Step-uncle's House



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2Reputation#47013788)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 6:13 PM
Author: nude indian



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