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Why are no US sports teams named after the Romans?

There are many named after the Greeks (Trojans, Spartans, Ti...
gay godawful heaven
  08/28/25
I was sure this is wrong but after thinking and googling the...
Drab Big Mediation
  08/28/25
Visigoths iirc but probably vandals too at some point
dull public bath sound barrier
  08/28/25
because the romans werent birdshit, any US teams named after...
Boyish affirmative action
  08/28/25
how are the greeks less birdshit than romans? and what about...
swashbuckling yapping ticket booth
  08/28/25
immigration from North Africa is how
odious violent cumskin alpha
  08/29/25
If you want to be pedantic the Aeneid makes the Trojans the ...
Fear-inspiring Zippy Cruise Ship
  08/28/25
Romulus and Remus would like a word
Drab Big Mediation
  08/28/25
That’s what he’s referring to dipshit
gay godawful heaven
  08/28/25
How about I Trojan your ass
Light exciting mother
  08/28/25
Not really. Romulus and Remus were not even born in Troy and...
mildly autistic milky gunner wrinkle
  08/28/25
Read up on the legend a bit more
gay godawful heaven
  08/28/25
NHL does in Canada https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Otta...
Irradiated locus
  08/28/25
cr. forgot about them
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  08/28/25
OP said US sports teams
Jade tanning salon
  08/28/25
by the powers vested in me as the OP I hereby declare the Ot...
gay godawful heaven
  08/29/25
no
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  08/29/25
Eat shit
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https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Atlanta_Gladiators
Mind-boggling unholy library
  08/28/25
nothing roman really has a good ring to it for a team name. ...
mewling excitant state stock car
  08/28/25
Centurions and Legion would be good names
galvanic dilemma
  08/28/25
any given sunday had the NY Emperors and it sounded gay. so ...
mewling excitant state stock car
  08/29/25
How could you forget about the Rome Emperors? https://en....
Smoky cerebral whorehouse
  08/28/25
Op pwned. Growing a beard. https://www.centurapride.com/
transparent stage lettuce
  08/28/25
Greeks and Norse = mythic warriors, Romans = empire-builders...
dull public bath sound barrier
  08/28/25
you can’t build an empire through conquest without bei...
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  08/28/25
Which is why we have the Dallas Cowboys and not the Republic...
dull public bath sound barrier
  08/28/25
wow
odious violent cumskin alpha
  08/29/25
The California Gays are a major team iirc
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  08/29/25
180 thread. You get lots of Trojans, Spartans, some Argonaut...
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  08/29/25
I guess maybe because they killed Christ and were therefore ...
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  08/29/25
The Cleveland Commoduses
red partner circlehead
  08/29/25
The same reason you don't have the Atlanta Jews or the Balti...
Exhilarant Pervert Candlestick Maker
  08/29/25
But see, In re Friars, Padres, Deacons, Crusaders, Angels, a...
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Date: August 28th, 2025 3:41 AM
Author: gay godawful heaven

There are many named after the Greeks (Trojans, Spartans, Titans), the Norse (Vikings), even the Irish (Celtics and Fighting Irish), but none are named after the Romans. Why?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2Reputation#49218557)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 3:56 AM
Author: Drab Big Mediation

I was sure this is wrong but after thinking and googling the closest I could get was the Idaho Vandals, the Vandals having sacked Rome

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2Reputation#49218558)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 1:48 PM
Author: dull public bath sound barrier

Visigoths iirc but probably vandals too at some point

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2Reputation#49219392)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 3:59 AM
Author: Boyish affirmative action

because the romans werent birdshit, any US teams named after niggistan?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2Reputation#49218559)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 6:26 AM
Author: swashbuckling yapping ticket booth

how are the greeks less birdshit than romans? and what about all the teams named after injuns?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2Reputation#49218604)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 2:56 PM
Author: odious violent cumskin alpha

immigration from North Africa is how

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2Reputation#49222270)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 3:59 AM
Author: Fear-inspiring Zippy Cruise Ship

If you want to be pedantic the Aeneid makes the Trojans the founders of Rome.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2Reputation#49218560)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 4:02 AM
Author: Drab Big Mediation

Romulus and Remus would like a word

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2Reputation#49218562)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 4:47 AM
Author: gay godawful heaven

That’s what he’s referring to dipshit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2Reputation#49218575)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:49 AM
Author: Light exciting mother

How about I Trojan your ass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2Reputation#49218581)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 6:16 AM
Author: mildly autistic milky gunner wrinkle

Not really. Romulus and Remus were not even born in Troy and were centuries after Aeneas. That’s the joke

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2Reputation#49218599)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 2:34 PM
Author: gay godawful heaven

Read up on the legend a bit more

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2Reputation#49219518)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:33 AM
Author: Irradiated locus

NHL does in Canada

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ottawa_Senators

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2Reputation#49218579)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 6:03 AM
Author: gay godawful heaven

cr. forgot about them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2Reputation#49218590)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 7:51 PM
Author: Jade tanning salon

OP said US sports teams

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2Reputation#49220228)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 2:53 PM
Author: gay godawful heaven

by the powers vested in me as the OP I hereby declare the Ottawa Senators a credited response

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2Reputation#49222259)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 2:56 PM
Author: Jade tanning salon

no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2Reputation#49222271)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 3:02 PM
Author: Thriller international law enforcement agency school cafeteria

Eat shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2Reputation#49222283)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 6:23 AM
Author: Jade tanning salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2Reputation#49218602)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 1:29 PM
Author: Thriller international law enforcement agency school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2Reputation#49219360)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:42 AM
Author: Mind-boggling unholy library

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Atlanta_Gladiators

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2Reputation#49218580)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 6:11 AM
Author: mewling excitant state stock car

nothing roman really has a good ring to it for a team name. Shit like gladiators and centurions doesn’t sound right. Plenty of Colosseum stadiums out there. LA has the Forum, there’s the Aqueduct racetrack in NY.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2Reputation#49218598)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: galvanic dilemma

Centurions and Legion would be good names

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2Reputation#49219923)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:05 PM
Author: mewling excitant state stock car

any given sunday had the NY Emperors and it sounded gay. so did the Dallas knights.

legion would be good for soccer i guess

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2Reputation#49221791)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 6:21 AM
Author: Smoky cerebral whorehouse

How could you forget about the Rome Emperors?

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rome_Emperors

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2Reputation#49218600)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:53 AM
Author: transparent stage lettuce

Op pwned. Growing a beard.

https://www.centurapride.com/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2Reputation#49218773)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 1:52 PM
Author: dull public bath sound barrier

Greeks and Norse = mythic warriors, Romans = empire-builders. U.S. sports culture wants the scrappers, not the empire.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2Reputation#49219402)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 2:36 PM
Author: gay godawful heaven

you can’t build an empire through conquest without being great warriors

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2Reputation#49219522)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 3:39 PM
Author: dull public bath sound barrier

Which is why we have the Dallas Cowboys and not the Republican Congressmen

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2Reputation#49219689)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 2:57 PM
Author: odious violent cumskin alpha

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2Reputation#49222274)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:07 PM
Author: Aqua sandwich selfie

The California Gays are a major team iirc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2Reputation#49221794)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:14 PM
Author: Purple vigorous round eye

180 thread. You get lots of Trojans, Spartans, some Argonauts, occasional VAndals, Scots, Highlanders, VIkings, Norse. Weird ones like Britons and Saxons. But basically no Romans. Amazing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2Reputation#49221815)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 1:17 PM
Author: gay godawful heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2Reputation#49221966)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 2:55 PM
Author: gay godawful heaven

I guess maybe because they killed Christ and were therefore seen as villains when most US sports franchises and university athletic departments were created? only reason I can think of

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2Reputation#49222267)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 3:04 PM
Author: red partner circlehead

The Cleveland Commoduses

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2Reputation#49222287)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 4:21 PM
Author: Exhilarant Pervert Candlestick Maker

The same reason you don't have the Atlanta Jews or the Baltimore Christians

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2Reputation#49222428)



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Date: August 29th, 2026 4:29 PM
Author: ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,


But see, In re Friars, Padres, Deacons, Crusaders, Angels, and Saints.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2Reputation#50102090)



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Date: August 29th, 2026 4:22 PM
Author: Golf Wigger



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2Reputation#50102080)