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JPMorgan Turd "Victim" identified as Chirayu Rana (gorgeous Brahmin)

look @ that smile, dem Aryan teeth https://nypost.com/202...
cyan coffee pot forum
  04/30/26
One colleague described Rana, a former basketball player and...
cyan coffee pot forum
  04/30/26
his soccer pics, he's 6'0 WOW https://rutgersnewarkathlet...
cyan coffee pot forum
  04/30/26
"Daniel J. Kaiser, the attorney listed on the New York ...
Lemon fantasy-prone legend
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Davis Polk AZNgirl Litigation Associate crying in laughter t...
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Sinister Keepsake Machete Pozpig
  05/01/26
Lmao
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  05/01/26
LMAO
rusted idiot
  04/30/26
jews? https://www.ksmlaw.com/our-people/
cyan coffee pot forum
  04/30/26
Believe. Men.
Vigorous orchestra pit
  04/30/26
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odious submissive stage
  05/01/26
Shkreli is going to avenge his people being kicked out of In...
Amethyst Cracking Water Buffalo Philosopher-king
  04/30/26
What the fuck is he talking about? Why the fuck are these we...
self-absorbed base
  04/30/26
lol never realized he's albanian, now it makes sense why hes...
cyan coffee pot forum
  05/01/26
Lmao at how the article did their best to make it sound like...
Talented Bawdyhouse
  04/30/26
if only this story wasn't the obvious fabrication of a repre...
appetizing turquoise cuckold
  05/01/26
Do you guys just think he's lying because he's ugly? If so, ...
Talented Bawdyhouse
  05/01/26
‘I f***ing own you! I will make you pay… Do you...
appetizing turquoise cuckold
  05/01/26
It definitely could be. But xoers talk like that about women...
Talented Bawdyhouse
  05/01/26
it's "possible" that michelle obama is a woman but...
appetizing turquoise cuckold
  05/01/26
My judgment tells me she's a power-hungry psycho who fixated...
Talented Bawdyhouse
  05/01/26
and when this is confirmed beyond all doubt to be a hoax you...
appetizing turquoise cuckold
  05/01/26
All I'm saying is that it could go either way.
Talented Bawdyhouse
  05/01/26
OK looks like it was BS. https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thre...
Talented Bawdyhouse
  05/01/26
u dumbfurks assume hes lying just cause hes a turd, but wtf ...
cyan coffee pot forum
  05/01/26
what's more american than a turd and a kike teaming up to sh...
appetizing turquoise cuckold
  05/01/26
"u dumbfurks assume hes lying just cause hes a turd, bu...
seedy therapy indirect expression
  05/01/26
Looked it up and it was filed in NY County Supreme. So yes, ...
seedy therapy indirect expression
  05/01/26
https://x.com/RichardHanania/status/2050058134778253328
Vigorous orchestra pit
  04/30/26
Turns out he's NEPALESE, this changes EVERYTHING. Stop the A...
cyan coffee pot forum
  05/01/26
is he half Jewish in that photo? one of the strangest lookin...
Jet dog poop
  05/01/26
nepalese brahmins have veddy low AASI (south indian nigga DN...
cyan coffee pot forum
  05/01/26
Cr, he definitely looks pure Aryan. had to rub my eyes for a...
Jet dog poop
  05/01/26
imagine in him a nazi uniform but its a short miniskirt with...
cyan coffee pot forum
  05/01/26
https://x.com/ILuvXiJinping/status/2050148057241506068
cyan coffee pot forum
  05/01/26
Gorgeous dog
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  05/01/26
your account must get the weirdest followers
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Bipolar Opaque Love Of Her Life
  05/01/26
how did he imagine he'd get away with such a wild lie? he co...
Misanthropic snowy generalized bond
  05/01/26
https://x.com/i/status/2050275337247068344
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Concupiscible point digit ratio
  05/01/26
Autism Capital 🧩 @AutismCapital Joe Rogan, Shane Gill...
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Someone figured out that he has some initials denoting he's ...
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  05/01/26
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Bipolar Opaque Love Of Her Life
  05/01/26
why didn't he make plausible allegations
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  05/01/26
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Date: April 30th, 2026 6:52 PM
Author: cyan coffee pot forum

look @ that smile, dem Aryan teeth

https://nypost.com/2026/04/30/business/bombshell-jpmorgan-sex-harassment-suit-that-went-viral-branded-complete-fabrication-as-john-doe-accuser-unmasked/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862148&forum_id=2Reputation#49855250)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 6:54 PM
Author: cyan coffee pot forum

One colleague described Rana, a former basketball player and Rutgers graduate, as “socially awkward” but someone who “met the requirements” to remain at the bank.

someone who “met the requirements” to remain at the bank tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862148&forum_id=2Reputation#49855253)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 6:56 PM
Author: cyan coffee pot forum

his soccer pics, he's 6'0 WOW

https://rutgersnewarkathletics.com/sports/mens-soccer/roster/chirayu-rana/928



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862148&forum_id=2Reputation#49855258)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 7:00 PM
Author: Lemon fantasy-prone legend

"Daniel J. Kaiser, the attorney listed on the New York County Supreme Court docket as representing “John Doe”, did not return The Post’s calls seeking comment.

JPMorgan strongly denied all of the claims.

A bank spokesperson, said an internal probe by the bank’s HR department and outside counsel lasted only 45 minutes. "When we showed our counsel at Davis Polk photos of the individuals involved, they burst out laughing, as did everyone in the room."



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862148&forum_id=2Reputation#49855269)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 7:01 PM
Author: passionate resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862148&forum_id=2Reputation#49855275)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 7:02 PM
Author: cyan coffee pot forum

Davis Polk AZNgirl Litigation Associate crying in laughter tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862148&forum_id=2Reputation#49855280)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 5:51 AM
Author: Scarlet Fragrant Market Toilet Seat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862148&forum_id=2Reputation#49856426)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 9:37 PM
Author: Concupiscible point digit ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862148&forum_id=2Reputation#49855780)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 1:00 PM
Author: Sinister Keepsake Machete Pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862148&forum_id=2Reputation#49856947)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 1:08 PM
Author: Sickened Affirmative Action Cumskin

Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862148&forum_id=2Reputation#49856968)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 7:01 PM
Author: rusted idiot

LMAO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862148&forum_id=2Reputation#49855273)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 7:03 PM
Author: cyan coffee pot forum

jews? https://www.ksmlaw.com/our-people/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862148&forum_id=2Reputation#49855283)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 7:04 PM
Author: Vigorous orchestra pit

Believe. Men.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862148&forum_id=2Reputation#49855287)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 7:11 AM
Author: odious submissive stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862148&forum_id=2Reputation#49856465)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 9:26 PM
Author: Amethyst Cracking Water Buffalo Philosopher-king

Shkreli is going to avenge his people being kicked out of India 2000 years ago

https://x.com/martinshkreli/status/2050001122136293759

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862148&forum_id=2Reputation#49855747)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 9:36 PM
Author: self-absorbed base

What the fuck is he talking about? Why the fuck are these weird freaks in America. Jfc go do your weird heathen shit in ur own countries I don’t wanna be exposed to this bullshit holy fuck I am so goddamn sick of fucking foreigners be they turd or “Shkreli” or whatever the fuck take that TTT shit away from my homeland kill all jews

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862148&forum_id=2Reputation#49855778)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 2:48 AM
Author: cyan coffee pot forum

lol never realized he's albanian, now it makes sense why hes such a fraud

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862148&forum_id=2Reputation#49856360)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 9:31 PM
Author: Talented Bawdyhouse

Lmao at how the article did their best to make it sound like it's debunked with the only evidence that she and her "allies" say it's a lie

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862148&forum_id=2Reputation#49855764)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 3:03 AM
Author: appetizing turquoise cuckold

if only this story wasn't the obvious fabrication of a repressed, porn-obsessed turd full of resentment towards attractive whites forever out of his reach i wouldn't have to sympathize with the woman in this case

"my little brown boy" fucking LMAO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862148&forum_id=2Reputation#49856363)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 3:16 AM
Author: Talented Bawdyhouse

Do you guys just think he's lying because he's ugly? If so, you don't understand how these predators operate.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862148&forum_id=2Reputation#49856367)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 3:42 AM
Author: appetizing turquoise cuckold

‘I f***ing own you! I will make you pay… Do you think you’re going to be in good standing if you do not have me in your corner,’ she allegedly said. ‘You really think [management]... want some Brown boy Indian leading Originations?... If you don’t f*** my brains out tonight, I’m going to sabotage your promotion.’

this is obviously written by a sexless indian male

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862148&forum_id=2Reputation#49856375)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 3:46 AM
Author: Talented Bawdyhouse

It definitely could be. But xoers talk like that about women constantly; it's not crazy that one woman in the world would talk like that to a man.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862148&forum_id=2Reputation#49856378)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 4:49 AM
Author: appetizing turquoise cuckold

it's "possible" that michelle obama is a woman but that's not permission to ignore the roar of your better judgment

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862148&forum_id=2Reputation#49856402)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 5:03 AM
Author: Talented Bawdyhouse

My judgment tells me she's a power-hungry psycho who fixated on this man. Like many people at the executive level, especially somewhere as prestigious as JPM, she's likely ruthless and cold-blooded. Maybe even more so than the men at that level.

Maybe she has a racial fetish or maybe she was trying to demean him by talking about his race. Maybe both. Maybe she found him attractive, maybe not. He is allegedly Tall and Athletic and she might not care about face as much.

You put those things together with an insane sex drive and you could easily get behavior like this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862148&forum_id=2Reputation#49856410)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 5:16 AM
Author: appetizing turquoise cuckold

and when this is confirmed beyond all doubt to be a hoax you can use this episode as a reminder of ur poverty of insight

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862148&forum_id=2Reputation#49856413)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 5:18 AM
Author: Talented Bawdyhouse

All I'm saying is that it could go either way.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862148&forum_id=2Reputation#49856414)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 1:03 PM
Author: Talented Bawdyhouse

OK looks like it was BS. https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861788&forum_id=2#49856920

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862148&forum_id=2Reputation#49856958)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 4:27 AM
Author: cyan coffee pot forum

u dumbfurks assume hes lying just cause hes a turd, but wtf wld his kike lolyer SIGN dat pleading, hes an OFFICER OF THE COURT, he knows scholarship and wld have been assured the allegations are sound

these dood is nepalese and their men are GORGEOUS, hes totally furkable, stop being a fag u know u wld if u cld

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862148&forum_id=2Reputation#49856393)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 5:01 AM
Author: appetizing turquoise cuckold

what's more american than a turd and a kike teaming up to shake down an american business

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862148&forum_id=2Reputation#49856409)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 11:52 AM
Author: seedy therapy indirect expression

"u dumbfurks assume hes lying just cause hes a turd, but wtf wld his kike lolyer SIGN dat pleading, hes an OFFICER OF THE COURT, he knows scholarship and wld have been assured the allegations are sound"

His attorneys do look like a legit labor law firm (inasmuch as a plaintiff-side labor law firm can be). Was it filed in state or federal court. If state, lol you can file any nonsense without concern.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862148&forum_id=2Reputation#49856816)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 11:58 AM
Author: seedy therapy indirect expression

Looked it up and it was filed in NY County Supreme. So yes, that makes it more likely it was horseshit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862148&forum_id=2Reputation#49856835)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 11:44 PM
Author: Vigorous orchestra pit

https://x.com/RichardHanania/status/2050058134778253328

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862148&forum_id=2Reputation#49856113)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 3:14 AM
Author: cyan coffee pot forum

Turns out he's NEPALESE, this changes EVERYTHING. Stop the Anti Indian Hate saars

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862148&forum_id=2Reputation#49856365)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 3:16 AM
Author: Jet dog poop

is he half Jewish in that photo? one of the strangest looking turds i've ever seen.

Morgan's Pallid Apoo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862148&forum_id=2Reputation#49856366)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 4:28 AM
Author: cyan coffee pot forum

nepalese brahmins have veddy low AASI (south indian nigga DNA). its funny in nepal sometimes u see ppl who look like pure aryans like these gorgeous guy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862148&forum_id=2Reputation#49856394)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 4:54 AM
Author: Jet dog poop

Cr, he definitely looks pure Aryan. had to rub my eyes for a moment, thought it was Dolph Lundgren.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862148&forum_id=2Reputation#49856406)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 5:33 AM
Author: cyan coffee pot forum

imagine in him a nazi uniform but its a short miniskirt with high heels, im hard... asking grok to maek this right now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862148&forum_id=2Reputation#49856421)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 5:39 AM
Author: cyan coffee pot forum

https://x.com/ILuvXiJinping/status/2050148057241506068

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862148&forum_id=2Reputation#49856424)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 11:45 AM
Author: Sadistic razzle-dazzle shrine rigor

Gorgeous dog

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862148&forum_id=2Reputation#49856802)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 12:13 PM
Author: Massive police squad piazza

your account must get the weirdest followers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862148&forum_id=2Reputation#49856873)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 12:11 PM
Author: Excitant stain



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Date: May 1st, 2026 2:58 PM
Author: Bipolar Opaque Love Of Her Life



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Date: May 1st, 2026 1:09 PM
Author: Misanthropic snowy generalized bond

how did he imagine he'd get away with such a wild lie? he could have fashioned a much less exaggerated story and ridden the flame for a long time, if not to ultimate victory.

this is the rare case that may tempt a prosecutor to look for a way to nail him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862148&forum_id=2Reputation#49856971)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 2:56 PM
Author: Drab Unhinged Lay Ladyboy

https://x.com/i/status/2050275337247068344

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862148&forum_id=2Reputation#49857219)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 3:08 PM
Author: Concupiscible point digit ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862148&forum_id=2Reputation#49857283)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 3:49 PM
Author: Misanthropic snowy generalized bond

Autism Capital 🧩

@AutismCapital

Joe Rogan, Shane Gillis, Mark Normand, and Ari Shaffir talk about the JPM sex scandal

ROGAN: “It turns out it’s fake. He just claimed she made him f**k her.”

GILLIS: “Wait, is it an Indian guy?”

ROGAN; “I believe so.”

GILLIS; “Yeah it does read like an Indian guy.” 😂 😂 😂

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862148&forum_id=2Reputation#49857373)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 3:06 PM
Author: cyan coffee pot forum

Someone figured out that he has some initials denoting he's a direct descendent of the Nepali Royal family, which last name was also Rana. This dood is like the FRESH PRINCE OF KATHMANDU, no wonder she wanted himalayan chocobar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862148&forum_id=2Reputation#49857271)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 3:14 PM
Author: Bipolar Opaque Love Of Her Life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862148&forum_id=2Reputation#49857302)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 3:14 PM
Author: Razzle Prole Haunted Graveyard

why didn't he make plausible allegations

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862148&forum_id=2Reputation#49857303)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 3:55 PM
Author: Yapping Factory Reset Button

He's got a great future as an actor if they decide to reboot the Addams Family with an Indian version of Lurch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862148&forum_id=2Reputation#49857393)