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'I'm pregnant!' shouts Jonathan Franzen's wife.

He places a finger on her lips. 'No, it is I who am pregnant...
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never read a franzen novel and now I have a perfect idea of ...
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aquamarine erotic field codepig
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Him and DFW would go on book tours together. DFW would brag ...
vivacious resort death wish
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lol at DFW pulling insecure dork 6s
frozen stage rigor
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Source? I thought I read somewhere that DFW was unhappy wit...
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outnumbered haunting doctorate
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still funny.
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Cheese-eating hateful roast beef
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Still 180
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Cheese-eating hateful roast beef
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Abnormal Mahogany Newt Locale
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aquamarine erotic field codepig
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Franzen is hated on here because he's the epitome of an xoxo...
frozen stage rigor
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MODS! *(minus "even in success")
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?
frozen stage rigor
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?pls
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Date: September 24th, 2014 7:04 AM
Author: Opaque theater ceo

He places a finger on her lips. 'No, it is I who am pregnant,' he says. 'Pregnant with the next great American novel.' He walks into the backyard and places a single portobello mushroom upon the grill.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682782&forum_id=2Reputation#26386867)



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Date: September 28th, 2014 3:41 AM
Author: snowy clown meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682782&forum_id=2Reputation#26413220)



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Date: June 29th, 2016 1:49 AM
Author: aquamarine erotic field codepig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682782&forum_id=2Reputation#30814646)



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Date: June 29th, 2016 1:50 AM
Author: Fuchsia Aphrodisiac Boiling Water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682782&forum_id=2Reputation#30814651)



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Date: June 29th, 2016 1:50 AM
Author: Abnormal Mahogany Newt Locale

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682782&forum_id=2Reputation#30814652)



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Date: June 29th, 2016 2:09 AM
Author: mentally impaired dead antidepressant drug windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682782&forum_id=2Reputation#30814715)



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Date: June 29th, 2016 2:09 AM
Author: purple drunken lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682782&forum_id=2Reputation#30814717)



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Date: June 29th, 2016 2:20 AM
Author: fragrant deer antler fortuitous meteor

never read a franzen novel and now I have a perfect idea of who he is thanks to op's vivid description

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682782&forum_id=2Reputation#30814757)



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Date: July 17th, 2016 11:51 PM
Author: aquamarine erotic field codepig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682782&forum_id=2Reputation#30957229)



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Date: July 17th, 2016 11:54 PM
Author: vivacious resort death wish

Him and DFW would go on book tours together. DFW would brag about how much "audience pussy" he got and realized that it made Franzen extremely uncomfortable. From then on DFW made it a point to talk about and describe to Franzen the audience pussy he obtained throughout their book tours on a nightly basis.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682782&forum_id=2Reputation#30957256)



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Date: March 30th, 2017 6:35 PM
Author: frozen stage rigor

lol at DFW pulling insecure dork 6s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682782&forum_id=2Reputation#32956442)



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Date: March 13th, 2021 5:40 PM
Author: peach alpha

Source? I thought I read somewhere that DFW was unhappy with how little groupie pussy he got

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682782&forum_id=2Reputation#42099382)



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Date: August 26th, 2016 1:58 AM
Author: fragrant deer antler fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682782&forum_id=2Reputation#31270599)



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Date: July 17th, 2016 11:51 PM
Author: aquamarine erotic field codepig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682782&forum_id=2Reputation#30957227)



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Date: August 26th, 2016 8:05 AM
Author: exciting native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682782&forum_id=2Reputation#31271112)



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Date: August 26th, 2016 8:06 AM
Author: buff know-it-all trump supporter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682782&forum_id=2Reputation#31271113)



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Date: December 12th, 2016 6:44 PM
Author: outnumbered haunting doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682782&forum_id=2Reputation#32123005)



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Date: March 30th, 2017 5:28 PM
Author: outnumbered haunting doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682782&forum_id=2Reputation#32955923)



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Date: March 30th, 2017 5:40 PM
Author: Rusted corner

still funny.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682782&forum_id=2Reputation#32956038)



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Date: March 30th, 2017 6:35 PM
Author: Mint 180 mother useless brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682782&forum_id=2Reputation#32956444)



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Date: September 17th, 2017 9:38 PM
Author: Aromatic saffron property dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682782&forum_id=2Reputation#34232299)



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Date: September 17th, 2017 9:38 PM
Author: smoky hairraiser pit ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682782&forum_id=2Reputation#34232302)



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Date: September 17th, 2017 9:52 PM
Author: big fanboi cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682782&forum_id=2Reputation#34232446)



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Date: September 17th, 2017 9:53 PM
Author: Cheese-eating hateful roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682782&forum_id=2Reputation#34232456)



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Date: September 17th, 2017 10:26 PM
Author: Cerise hall depressive

Still 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682782&forum_id=2Reputation#34232674)



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Date: November 12th, 2017 4:30 PM
Author: Cheese-eating hateful roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682782&forum_id=2Reputation#34669273)



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Date: November 12th, 2017 4:12 PM
Author: Abnormal Mahogany Newt Locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682782&forum_id=2Reputation#34669191)



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Date: November 12th, 2017 4:13 PM
Author: aquamarine erotic field codepig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682782&forum_id=2Reputation#34669194)



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Date: November 12th, 2017 5:05 PM
Author: frozen stage rigor

Franzen is hated on here because he's the epitome of an xoxoer. Neurotic, envious 130 IQ striver/grinder, who pretends he was one of the cool kids and even in success is utterly miserable.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682782&forum_id=2Reputation#34669491)



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Date: November 12th, 2017 5:07 PM
Author: Cheese-eating hateful roast beef

MODS!

*(minus "even in success")

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682782&forum_id=2Reputation#34669505)



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Date: November 12th, 2017 5:11 PM
Author: frozen stage rigor

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682782&forum_id=2Reputation#34669532)



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Date: November 12th, 2017 5:14 PM
Author: Cheese-eating hateful roast beef

?pls

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682782&forum_id=2Reputation#34669554)



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Date: November 12th, 2017 5:17 PM
Author: Doobsian Hyperactive Karate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682782&forum_id=2Reputation#34669580)



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Date: March 13th, 2021 4:48 PM
Author: Cerebral sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682782&forum_id=2Reputation#42099217)



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Date: March 13th, 2021 5:37 PM
Author: red yarmulke

If u befriended aliens today, in exchanging intergalactic gifts from the human race, would u submit the Corrections? Really?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682782&forum_id=2Reputation#42099373)



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Date: March 13th, 2021 5:44 PM
Author: Vermilion mexican office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682782&forum_id=2Reputation#42099399)



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Date: August 28th, 2022 8:43 PM
Author: outnumbered haunting doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682782&forum_id=2Reputation#45085318)



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Date: August 8th, 2025 6:39 PM
Author: ,.,....,.,.,.,:,,:,...,:::,..,,:,.,.:..,:.::,.




(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682782&forum_id=2Reputation#49168449)



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Date: August 8th, 2025 6:41 PM
Author: autoadmit poaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682782&forum_id=2Reputation#49168452)