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Case law is basically stupid fucking spells you try to cast.

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green house-broken boistinker
  04/03/21
latin terms are there for a reason
buff massive degenerate weed whacker
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Bateful gaming laptop piazza
  04/03/21
And each time you cast one it ages you three years
Galvanic Slap-happy Base
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sienna idea he suggested queen of the night
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electric mahogany heaven
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Milky theatre death wish
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Double, double toil and trouble; Fire burn and Westlaw bubb...
pearl sandwich
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pearly windowlicker idiot
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This is why Jews who played with a lot of Pokemon cards 20 y...
Ruby infuriating hospital mental disorder
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stirring rehab affirmative action
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Very tactful heady native
  04/03/21
Thought this said con law at first, which is also true
bonkers foreskin codepig
  04/03/21
Casts "Balancing Test." Casts "Strict Scruti...
Ruby infuriating hospital mental disorder
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dun zombie-like university love of her life
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balding bright coffee pot
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balding bright coffee pot
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Greedy den
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Jet-lagged mind-boggling dysfunction therapy
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Case law is retarded and self indulgent—especially US ...
excitant water buffalo field
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balding bright coffee pot
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Greedy den
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Histrionic National Pisswyrm
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dun zombie-like university love of her life
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balding bright coffee pot
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Peach multi-billionaire
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silver shitlib
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Free-loading titillating center
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It’s a shame the way case law is taught in modern ls a...
Fishy aphrodisiac background story
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snowy orchestra pit striped hyena
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red parlor gay wizard
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Lawyers are word wizards. Economists are model wizards.
idiotic fuchsia circlehead
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Greedy den
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snowy orchestra pit striped hyena
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Adventurous Resort
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litigation is turn based combat, where each turn takes six m...
exhilarant senate quadroon
  10/16/24
Really more like one month in Northern California state cour...
Turquoise cumskin laser beams
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Raistlin Majere, Esq.
talented useless son of senegal stage
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WHEN I STARTED TO SQUEEZE THE BAR BROTHER
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Date: April 3rd, 2021 12:01 AM
Author: green house-broken boistinker



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Date: April 3rd, 2021 12:02 AM
Author: buff massive degenerate weed whacker

latin terms are there for a reason

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Date: April 3rd, 2021 12:02 AM
Author: Bateful gaming laptop piazza



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Date: April 3rd, 2021 12:03 AM
Author: Galvanic Slap-happy Base

And each time you cast one it ages you three years

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Date: October 16th, 2024 1:59 PM
Author: sienna idea he suggested queen of the night



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Date: April 3rd, 2021 12:14 AM
Author: electric mahogany heaven



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Date: April 3rd, 2021 12:15 AM
Author: Milky theatre death wish



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Date: April 3rd, 2021 12:27 AM
Author: pearl sandwich

Double, double toil and trouble;

Fire burn and Westlaw bubble.

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Date: April 3rd, 2021 9:31 AM
Author: pearly windowlicker idiot



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Date: April 3rd, 2021 9:38 AM
Author: Ruby infuriating hospital mental disorder

This is why Jews who played with a lot of Pokemon cards 20 years ago are the best lawyers.

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Date: April 3rd, 2021 10:17 AM
Author: stirring rehab affirmative action



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Date: April 3rd, 2021 10:19 AM
Author: Very tactful heady native



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Date: April 3rd, 2021 10:19 AM
Author: bonkers foreskin codepig

Thought this said con law at first, which is also true

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Date: April 3rd, 2021 10:23 AM
Author: Ruby infuriating hospital mental disorder

Casts "Balancing Test."

Casts "Strict Scrutiny"

FATAL DAMAGE -- the Law is dead.

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Date: April 3rd, 2021 3:30 PM
Author: dun zombie-like university love of her life



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Date: April 3rd, 2021 3:48 PM
Author: balding bright coffee pot



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Date: December 3rd, 2021 8:55 PM
Author: balding bright coffee pot



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Date: December 3rd, 2021 9:00 PM
Author: Greedy den



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Date: October 16th, 2024 2:11 PM
Author: Jet-lagged mind-boggling dysfunction therapy



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Date: April 3rd, 2021 10:26 AM
Author: excitant water buffalo field

Case law is retarded and self indulgent—especially US District Court opinions in the F Supp—they just do whatever the fuck they want and publish their opinions to be dicks.

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Date: April 3rd, 2021 3:48 PM
Author: balding bright coffee pot



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Date: April 3rd, 2021 4:12 PM
Author: Greedy den



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Date: April 3rd, 2021 3:28 PM
Author: Histrionic National Pisswyrm



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Date: April 3rd, 2021 3:29 PM
Author: dun zombie-like university love of her life



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Date: April 3rd, 2021 3:47 PM
Author: balding bright coffee pot



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Date: April 3rd, 2021 3:59 PM
Author: Peach multi-billionaire



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Date: April 3rd, 2021 4:07 PM
Author: silver shitlib



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Date: May 21st, 2021 5:44 PM
Author: Free-loading titillating center



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Date: May 21st, 2021 6:16 PM
Author: Fishy aphrodisiac background story

It’s a shame the way case law is taught in modern ls and how it plays out in practice, where the main thing is citing language from previous cases like incantations, without considering the actual decision or the background principles that led to the outcome. But then the modern court system rewards this useless accumulation of precedent when it’s presented in an attractive accepted format. You did your homework assignment according to all the rules, and you get patted on the head, but to what end?

Our forebears, without the benefit of westlaw or modern technology, were much better lawyers in a lot of ways.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4801991&forum_id=2Reputation#42500789)



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Date: December 3rd, 2021 8:44 PM
Author: snowy orchestra pit striped hyena



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Date: December 3rd, 2021 8:44 PM
Author: red parlor gay wizard



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Date: December 3rd, 2021 8:46 PM
Author: idiotic fuchsia circlehead

Lawyers are word wizards. Economists are model wizards.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4801991&forum_id=2Reputation#43554614)



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Date: December 3rd, 2021 9:00 PM
Author: Greedy den



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Date: October 16th, 2024 1:52 PM
Author: snowy orchestra pit striped hyena



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Date: October 16th, 2024 2:00 PM
Author: Adventurous Resort



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Date: October 16th, 2024 2:00 PM
Author: exhilarant senate quadroon

litigation is turn based combat, where each turn takes six months

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Date: October 16th, 2024 2:08 PM
Author: Turquoise cumskin laser beams

Really more like one month in Northern California state courts.

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Date: October 16th, 2024 2:11 PM
Author: talented useless son of senegal stage

Raistlin Majere, Esq.

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Date: August 14th, 2025 4:56 PM
Author: WHEN I STARTED TO SQUEEZE THE BAR BROTHER



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