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Gladiator 1 sucked sorry
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Date: July 12th, 2024 8:27 PM Author: Duck-like henna spot digit ratio Endless shaky cam masking poor cinematography, dull gray visual colors used, endless stupid cuts to corn fields representing dreams, bad music
I remember watching the trailer for it when it came out and being excited, then being let down when it was so shitty
A good version of this film would have cut out all the dream stuff, had brighter colors, better music, and far far far better cinematography with no shaky cam
Funny how it became a venerated xo classic
I don’t mean this as a hot take either
Caveat: only saw this stinker once when it came out, it’s been 20 years or whatever |
Date: July 12th, 2024 8:38 PM Author: cerebral crotch theater stage There is also a total of like 6 minutes of gladiator combat in the entire movie and it's completely inaccurate
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Date: July 12th, 2024 8:38 PM Author: Duck-like henna spot digit ratio (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5554392&forum_id=2Reputation#47835797) |
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Date: July 12th, 2024 10:13 PM Author: Duck-like henna spot digit ratio Fwfw I loved Spartacus season 1 and the prequel season (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5554392&forum_id=2Reputation#47836014) |
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Date: July 12th, 2024 10:15 PM Author: cerebral crotch theater stage The 1960 movie had the most accurate gladiator fight
https://youtu.be/UDFXrX8wfxU?si=LTnWdNrz8GQs8aYY |
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Date: July 12th, 2024 10:23 PM Author: Chrome learning disabled stage there is zero contradiction in loving the shit out of both this and Gladiator (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5554392&forum_id=2Reputation#47836050) |
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Date: July 12th, 2024 10:26 PM Author: racy filthy library that scene is 1mm times cheesier than anything in gladiator. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5554392&forum_id=2Reputation#47836056) |
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Date: July 12th, 2024 10:28 PM Author: cerebral crotch theater stage At least the retiarius actually has a net and isn't wearing a fully enclosed spikey helmet (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5554392&forum_id=2Reputation#47836060) |
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Date: July 12th, 2024 10:31 PM Author: racy filthy library they put so much work into the casting and the stunting and the set design and the cinematography and the script that you have to be a total wet blanket to whine about shit like that. movies like spartacus have a very post-2014 feel to them in that the actors are blatantly just famous overgrown children. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5554392&forum_id=2Reputation#47836069) |
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Date: July 12th, 2024 10:14 PM Author: racy filthy library easily a top 10 movie of all time (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5554392&forum_id=2Reputation#47836021) |
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Date: July 12th, 2024 10:16 PM Author: cerebral crotch theater stage It's extremely watchable but very flawed (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5554392&forum_id=2Reputation#47836026) |
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Date: July 12th, 2024 10:19 PM Author: racy filthy library wasnt flawed at all by modern standards. only thing i can thing of is "i didnt say i knew marcus aurelius i said he touched me on the shoulder once" which was a corny line. even "shadows and dust" grew on me and i came to like it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5554392&forum_id=2Reputation#47836039) |
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Date: July 12th, 2024 10:21 PM Author: Chrome learning disabled stage Pulvis et umbra sumus. We are but dust and shadow (Horace, Odes, 4. 7. 16).
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Date: July 12th, 2024 11:38 PM Author: insanely creepy drab trailer park bbw (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5554392&forum_id=2Reputation#47836159) |
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Date: July 12th, 2024 10:16 PM Author: Chrome learning disabled stage top 5 at the very least
one of the best endings of any movie I can think of |
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Date: July 12th, 2024 10:18 PM Author: dark kitty corner CR Op is retarded here. It’s basically a perfect movie (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5554392&forum_id=2Reputation#47836034) |
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Date: July 12th, 2024 10:18 PM Author: Chrome learning disabled stage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5554392&forum_id=2Reputation#47836036) |
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Date: July 12th, 2024 10:20 PM Author: cerebral crotch theater stage The camera work during the flight scenes is too jarring and snappy
The gladiators are wearing the wrong armor and fighting with the wrong weapons |
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Date: July 12th, 2024 10:31 PM Author: Dead liquid oxygen You make it sound like Rachmiel lateraled his web design skills to hollywood and took up directing (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5554392&forum_id=2Reputation#47836068) |
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Date: July 12th, 2024 10:20 PM Author: mewling stubborn crackhouse keepsake machete It didn't suck but it did feel like it ran long. It's still an all-time great "guy movie"/"Loser guy movie." How much screentime does Joaquin Phoenix eat up with his incest? Feels like a lot iirc. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5554392&forum_id=2Reputation#47836044) |
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Date: July 12th, 2024 10:26 PM Author: Gay stain old irish cottage Gladiator and Braveheart are historically inaccurate but are easily top 3 GOAT POTUS movies ever (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5554392&forum_id=2Reputation#47836055) |
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Date: July 12th, 2024 10:26 PM Author: cerebral crotch theater stage What's the other (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5554392&forum_id=2Reputation#47836057) |
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Date: July 12th, 2024 10:28 PM Author: Gay stain old irish cottage Goodfellas of course (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5554392&forum_id=2Reputation#47836062) |
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Date: July 12th, 2024 10:38 PM Author: Duck-like henna spot digit ratio I liked goodfellas and braveheart a lot
Gladiator was a big misfire |
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Date: July 12th, 2024 10:44 PM Author: bat shit crazy athletic conference Braveheart (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5554392&forum_id=2Reputation#47836093) |
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Date: July 13th, 2024 9:19 AM Author: spruce adventurous theater persian Kingdom of Heaven (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5554392&forum_id=2Reputation#47836840) |
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Date: July 12th, 2024 10:46 PM Author: Tan Queen Of The Night it's no 300, but it's quite good. grand historical epics with moments of silence to build grandeur like lawrence of arabia and ben hurr are highly underrated now in normie culture. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5554392&forum_id=2Reputation#47836096) |
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Date: July 12th, 2024 10:53 PM Author: Duck-like henna spot digit ratio 300 sucked too it was stylized cartoonish homosexuality (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5554392&forum_id=2Reputation#47836103) |
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Date: July 12th, 2024 11:47 PM Author: swashbuckling famous landscape painting I’m with you about 300 but Gladiator is top 5 GOAT (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5554392&forum_id=2Reputation#47836173) |
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Date: July 12th, 2024 10:59 PM Author: mewling stubborn crackhouse keepsake machete Everything 1950s is underrated atm because no one knows a damn thing about it except boomers and like a few thousand Losers. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5554392&forum_id=2Reputation#47836111) |
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Date: July 13th, 2024 9:48 AM Author: crimson native Lol at spending 9 hours watching lawrence of arabia see a desert when you have Google maps (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5554392&forum_id=2Reputation#47836895) |
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Date: July 12th, 2024 11:11 PM Author: Milky fantasy-prone organic girlfriend temple yeah and not enough joaquin phoenix (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5554392&forum_id=2Reputation#47836124) |
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Date: July 13th, 2024 9:17 AM Author: Coiffed aphrodisiac box office national security agency You could easily edit out 20 minutes but its otherwise a perfectly plotted and acted movie with A+ dialogue and good to great action and a great score
Some people like that (I do), whereas others like beautiful movies like Interstellar even if they have forgetable characters and make less than zero sense. |
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Date: July 13th, 2024 9:19 AM Author: spruce adventurous theater persian odd case a short pudgy jew wouldn't like Gladiator (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5554392&forum_id=2Reputation#47836838) |
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Date: July 13th, 2024 9:20 AM Author: Cracking trump supporter casino (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5554392&forum_id=2Reputation#47836843) |
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Date: July 13th, 2024 9:30 AM Author: charcoal center 180 dialogue and the intro battle scene is 180 as fuck. It’s a stupid movie with a stupid plot otherwise and no one except weird gooks gives a fuck about “cinematography” (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5554392&forum_id=2Reputation#47836864) |
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Date: July 13th, 2024 10:45 AM Author: vivacious ruddy state marketing idea 180 movie except for Joaquin phoenix. His one note acting style of just being a creepy guy is dull and tiresome. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5554392&forum_id=2Reputation#47837009) |
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Date: July 13th, 2024 1:13 PM Author: Sticky carmine partner rehab Master and commander >>> gladiator (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5554392&forum_id=2Reputation#47837339) |
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Date: July 13th, 2024 1:13 PM Author: Duck-like henna spot digit ratio Definitely (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5554392&forum_id=2Reputation#47837340) |