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McJesus still alive. Terrible team around him but not dead y...
cheese-eating parlour wagecucks
  04/30/26
the Oilers always get into these tough spots. I think Vegas...
Hairless red theater
  04/30/26
Edmonton has a shit tier roster and that's why they always l...
cheese-eating parlour wagecucks
  04/30/26
Vegas has a stuck-up attitude from Eichel and Marner mostly ...
Hairless red theater
  04/30/26
Yeah the Mammoth are cooked. I just can't believe they fired...
cheese-eating parlour wagecucks
  04/30/26
still don’t entirely know why they didn’t choose...
Hairless red theater
  04/30/26
Cr cheap owner didn't want to PAY
cheese-eating parlour wagecucks
  04/30/26
He may have had mixed vibes from locals who didn’t lik...
Hairless red theater
  04/30/26
Isn't it just a rebrand of the JAZZ uniforms
cheese-eating parlour wagecucks
  04/30/26
Flyers all the way
exciting coffee pot telephone
  04/30/26
They're not getting past Tampa/Montreal. I think this is the...
cheese-eating parlour wagecucks
  04/30/26
I’m happy for the Habs regardless. If they could inje...
Hairless red theater
  04/30/26
I thought Tampa was the best team in the East all year. Not ...
cheese-eating parlour wagecucks
  04/30/26
it’ll be the Canes or Bolts no doubt. The East is ter...
Hairless red theater
  04/30/26
If the Canes win the East I will prolapse my anus on tinycha...
cheese-eating parlour wagecucks
  04/30/26
canada never wins the cup
exciting coffee pot telephone
  04/30/26
They have Depth which is something that cannot be said of an...
cheese-eating parlour wagecucks
  04/30/26
the Canadiens have a bunch of youngsters who aren’t us...
Hairless red theater
  04/30/26
I think they have the right stuff. We're seeing them play at...
cheese-eating parlour wagecucks
  04/30/26
McDavid is the most overrated queer of all time
razzle-dazzle rough-skinned knife
  04/30/26
Uhhhhh false lmao
cheese-eating parlour wagecucks
  04/30/26
Outscored by Evan Rodrigues in a stanley cup final lol. Chok...
razzle-dazzle rough-skinned knife
  04/30/26
Low IQ shtick
cheese-eating parlour wagecucks
  04/30/26
Wild > Northstars
Hairless red theater
  04/30/26
What in the absolute fuck is going on here
cheese-eating parlour wagecucks
  04/30/26
1:0 at 13:37
Hairless red theater
  04/30/26
just look closely at the Wild logo
Hairless red theater
  04/30/26
They need a rebrand. I will say the current unis suck less t...
cheese-eating parlour wagecucks
  04/30/26
Cheering for the team usa guys. Want to see either wild with...
henna crackhouse
  04/30/26
Quinn Hughes and Matt Boldy are legit. Definitely rooting fo...
cheese-eating parlour wagecucks
  04/30/26
McFaggot aint getting out of the first round and then probab...
razzle-dazzle rough-skinned knife
  04/30/26
I love eichel, but mcdavid is on an entirely different level...
Federal Razzmatazz Bawdyhouse Roast Beef
  04/30/26
Jack Hughes said he was shitting his pants when McDavid was ...
cheese-eating parlour wagecucks
  04/30/26
So magical how he tried to play the hero and skate the lengt...
razzle-dazzle rough-skinned knife
  04/30/26
He's only wired one way, to Win the Cup. This dude had like ...
cheese-eating parlour wagecucks
  04/30/26
Hang the 100 assists in a season banner and hold the parade
razzle-dazzle rough-skinned knife
  04/30/26
My point is that he's a winning player not a puck hog. And y...
cheese-eating parlour wagecucks
  04/30/26
Tage_Thompson and upstate NYer Alex_Tuch are going to bring ...
Histrionic pit pocket flask
  05/01/26
Dallas is such a bitchboi team with a hapa as their best pla...
Federal Razzmatazz Bawdyhouse Roast Beef
  04/30/26
*Habs fans nod nervously*
cheese-eating parlour wagecucks
  04/30/26
it's over
cheese-eating parlour wagecucks
  04/30/26
Jew Hyman kicking the puck
razzle-dazzle rough-skinned knife
  04/30/26
GOLAZO
cheese-eating parlour wagecucks
  04/30/26
McPussy has 1 shot lol
razzle-dazzle rough-skinned knife
  05/01/26
gorgeous shot
cheese-eating parlour wagecucks
  05/01/26
...
henna crackhouse
  05/01/26
https://x.com/statmuse/status/2050077295298195590?s=61
henna crackhouse
  05/01/26
Kings lost to Colorado too. Frauds?
cheese-eating parlour wagecucks
  05/01/26
The NHL playoff format with forced divisional games is terri...
Federal Razzmatazz Bawdyhouse Roast Beef
  05/01/26
I think it's better than before. More competitive regular se...
cheese-eating parlour wagecucks
  05/01/26
Hockey already has more parity and randomness than other maj...
Federal Razzmatazz Bawdyhouse Roast Beef
  05/01/26
cr but you get a guaranteed great matchup in the 1st round. ...
cheese-eating parlour wagecucks
  05/01/26
Everything this kike bettman touches turns to shit
razzle-dazzle rough-skinned knife
  05/01/26
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Sapphire titillating depressive
  05/01/26
oh no he massively grew the sport! revenue and player salari...
cheese-eating parlour wagecucks
  05/01/26
lol @ HAtp spazzing out itt
Sapphire titillating depressive
  05/01/26
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razzle-dazzle rough-skinned knife
  05/01/26
The Flyers suck and are gonna lose to Carolina in 4/5. Carol...
French pink kitchen
  05/01/26
Carolina is 100% guaranteed to lose in the CF to Montreal/Ta...
cheese-eating parlour wagecucks
  05/01/26
They could maybe lose to Tampa, not Montreal. But MTL will p...
French pink kitchen
  05/01/26
MTL-BOS will be a great series
cheese-eating parlour wagecucks
  05/01/26
Boston is losing tonight
French pink kitchen
  05/01/26
Cr
French pink kitchen
  05/02/26
Montreal is cooked too
cheese-eating parlour wagecucks
  05/02/26
TONIGHT MTL vs TB -> Tampa Bay BOS vs BUF -> Buffalo...
French pink kitchen
  05/01/26
Bolts B's VGK
cheese-eating parlour wagecucks
  05/01/26
✅ ✅ ✅
French pink kitchen
  05/01/26
Now I wish I had picked Utah so I could at least tie you
cheese-eating parlour wagecucks
  05/01/26
Beginner's luck
cheese-eating parlour wagecucks
  05/02/26
Get on the xo Sabres Wagon.
Histrionic pit pocket flask
  05/02/26
Bolts Knights Final. I only root for teams from no tax state...
cheese-eating parlour wagecucks
  05/02/26
cr
French pink kitchen
  05/02/26
...
Orchid Reading Party
  05/06/26
TONIGHT CAR vs PHI -> Canes
French pink kitchen
  05/02/26
Cr Canes won't choke until CF
cheese-eating parlour wagecucks
  05/02/26
Flyers might be able to steal 1 or 2 but they really aren't ...
French pink kitchen
  05/02/26
I have a genuine antipathy for the Metro division. So I coul...
cheese-eating parlour wagecucks
  05/02/26
It's going to be interesting with all four eastern goalies -...
French pink kitchen
  05/02/26
French pink kitchen
  05/03/26
I'm on the anyone but Avs bandwagon. Fuck mackinnon and maka...
henna crackhouse
  05/02/26
Wtf why. I love those guys.
cheese-eating parlour wagecucks
  05/02/26
Cocky ass, crybaby canadians who only made excuses for losin...
henna crackhouse
  05/02/26
That Pacific Division is trash, whoever comes out of it is g...
French pink kitchen
  05/02/26
...
cheese-eating parlour wagecucks
  05/02/26
TBL vs MTL -> Tampa, Dobes can't keep this up COL vs MIN...
French pink kitchen
  05/03/26
At this point I'm just rooting for you to be wrong
cheese-eating parlour wagecucks
  05/03/26
Dobes and rsf 2 best tOSU alum goalies
magical forum masturbator
  05/03/26
❌ maybe I'm wrong about Dobes but crazy the Habs could get...
French pink kitchen
  05/03/26
Heh. Dobes. Heh.
Federal Razzmatazz Bawdyhouse Roast Beef
  05/04/26
✅ Crazy fucking game
French pink kitchen
  05/03/26
Hair fully blown back
cheese-eating parlour wagecucks
  05/04/26
Missed the start of Canes surprised the Flyers are winning t...
French pink kitchen
  05/04/26
Ducks have an insanely good young team. Gonna be nasty in a ...
razzle-dazzle rough-skinned knife
  05/04/26
Pacific defeating the Central would be really funny. Ducks n...
cheese-eating parlour wagecucks
  05/04/26
Dobes is coming back down to earth
French pink kitchen
  05/06/26
yikes
cheese-eating parlour wagecucks
  05/06/26
Flyers are toast
French pink kitchen
  05/07/26
By law Carolina can only lose in the conference final
cheese-eating parlour wagecucks
  05/07/26
good. Philly is a black hole of depression and death
Sapphire titillating depressive
  05/08/26
Bye bye Philly
French pink kitchen
  05/09/26
...
cheese-eating parlour wagecucks
  05/11/26
Fake win
cheese-eating parlour wagecucks
  05/18/26
bye Buffalo ljl
Sapphire titillating depressive
  05/19/26
God damn, fuck VGK
French pink kitchen
  05/24/26
Team of destiny
cheese-eating parlour wagecucks
  05/24/26
Update: I am starting to like them. Marner deserves it. Anyt...
cheese-eating parlour wagecucks
  05/25/26


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Date: April 30th, 2026 3:30 PM
Author: cheese-eating parlour wagecucks

McJesus still alive. Terrible team around him but not dead yet. The last two years I predicted the Oilers would win the Cup. So close!

Taking qs obviously.

Wild no longer Suck. Flyers to the Conference Finals ez.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2Reputation#49854745)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 6:22 PM
Author: Hairless red theater

the Oilers always get into these tough spots.

I think Vegas or Colorado will win it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2Reputation#49855191)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 6:26 PM
Author: cheese-eating parlour wagecucks

Edmonton has a shit tier roster and that's why they always lose. They also have Jesus on their side who wills them to victory like a Greek God. Only Florida has the Answer.

If Colorado doesn't win the West it's an embarrassment given they have two of the best five players in the league and an excellent supporting cast. They have to at least make the Final to justify their existence. Vegas makes me puke. Go Utah.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2Reputation#49855202)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 7:03 PM
Author: Hairless red theater

Vegas has a stuck-up attitude from Eichel and Marner mostly but they have guys like Stone as well. The “Mammoth” guys will learn a lot from the more experienced knights

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2Reputation#49855284)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 7:09 PM
Author: cheese-eating parlour wagecucks

Yeah the Mammoth are cooked. I just can't believe they fired Bruce Cassidy. I thought that was crazy. I have a serious case of Marchessault nostalgia. I cannot stomach the New Regime. Also their gold lamé unis make them all look like homos. You can't unsee it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2Reputation#49855306)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 7:26 PM
Author: Hairless red theater

still don’t entirely know why they didn’t choose Yeti. apparently that name was taken by some dipshit bottle company

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2Reputation#49855344)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 7:27 PM
Author: cheese-eating parlour wagecucks

Cr cheap owner didn't want to PAY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2Reputation#49855345)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 7:31 PM
Author: Hairless red theater

He may have had mixed vibes from locals who didn’t like Yeti. That owner seems pretty relaxed in his choice of attire wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2Reputation#49855357)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 7:41 PM
Author: cheese-eating parlour wagecucks

Isn't it just a rebrand of the JAZZ uniforms

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2Reputation#49855394)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 6:24 PM
Author: exciting coffee pot telephone

Flyers all the way

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2Reputation#49855197)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 6:25 PM
Author: cheese-eating parlour wagecucks

They're not getting past Tampa/Montreal. I think this is the Habs year.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2Reputation#49855199)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 6:54 PM
Author: Hairless red theater

I’m happy for the Habs regardless. If they could inject some juice into Laine they might have a chance.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2Reputation#49855252)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 7:06 PM
Author: cheese-eating parlour wagecucks

I thought Tampa was the best team in the East all year. Not the greatest Tampa team ever but they're ultra resilient. Wouldn't surprise me if they came back and won. Whoever gets out of that series is winning the East.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2Reputation#49855295)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 7:11 PM
Author: Hairless red theater

it’ll be the Canes or Bolts no doubt. The East is terrible, if you put the Panthers or Jackets in that bracket right now one would win out easily.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2Reputation#49855312)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 7:12 PM
Author: cheese-eating parlour wagecucks

If the Canes win the East I will prolapse my anus on tinychat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2Reputation#49855316)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 7:09 PM
Author: exciting coffee pot telephone

canada never wins the cup

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2Reputation#49855307)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 7:11 PM
Author: cheese-eating parlour wagecucks

They have Depth which is something that cannot be said of any recent Canadian team including the Oil Men.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2Reputation#49855313)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 7:20 PM
Author: Hairless red theater

the Canadiens have a bunch of youngsters who aren’t used to the playoffs - they need vets like Josh Anderson and Laine to deliver

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2Reputation#49855330)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 7:26 PM
Author: cheese-eating parlour wagecucks

I think they have the right stuff. We're seeing them play at a high level right now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2Reputation#49855342)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 7:31 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle rough-skinned knife

McDavid is the most overrated queer of all time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2Reputation#49855359)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 7:41 PM
Author: cheese-eating parlour wagecucks

Uhhhhh false lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2Reputation#49855396)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 7:42 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle rough-skinned knife

Outscored by Evan Rodrigues in a stanley cup final lol. Choked 2 stanleys cup and an olympics

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2Reputation#49855400)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 7:45 PM
Author: cheese-eating parlour wagecucks

Low IQ shtick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2Reputation#49855408)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 7:40 PM
Author: Hairless red theater

Wild > Northstars

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2Reputation#49855392)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 7:41 PM
Author: cheese-eating parlour wagecucks

What in the absolute fuck is going on here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2Reputation#49855398)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 7:51 PM
Author: Hairless red theater

1:0 at 13:37

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2Reputation#49855427)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 7:58 PM
Author: Hairless red theater

just look closely at the Wild logo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2Reputation#49855437)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 8:25 PM
Author: cheese-eating parlour wagecucks

They need a rebrand. I will say the current unis suck less than before.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2Reputation#49855533)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 7:45 PM
Author: henna crackhouse

Cheering for the team usa guys. Want to see either wild with quinn hughes or sabres with thompson win it all. Would love to see mccrybaby fail, not to mention those fags on the avs.

Eichel >>>> mccrybaby

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2Reputation#49855407)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 7:47 PM
Author: cheese-eating parlour wagecucks

Quinn Hughes and Matt Boldy are legit. Definitely rooting for them.

McJesus is the truth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2Reputation#49855410)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 7:49 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle rough-skinned knife

McFaggot aint getting out of the first round and then probably goes to play in Dallas or vegas or something

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2Reputation#49855421)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 7:53 PM
Author: Federal Razzmatazz Bawdyhouse Roast Beef

I love eichel, but mcdavid is on an entirely different level. Watching the olympics made that clear.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2Reputation#49855430)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 8:22 PM
Author: cheese-eating parlour wagecucks

Jack Hughes said he was shitting his pants when McDavid was bearing down on him. This is why he's very difficult to beat in 5 on 5 hockey. He needs defensemen to be the back stop. He's very hard to beat in 5 on 5.

McJesus is just such a magical player and if you can't see it you hate life and yourself.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2Reputation#49855513)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 8:28 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle rough-skinned knife

So magical how he tried to play the hero and skate the length of the ice without passing in 3 on 3 OT where possession matters more than anything and turned it over and then USA scored the game winner hahahaha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2Reputation#49855539)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 8:46 PM
Author: cheese-eating parlour wagecucks

He's only wired one way, to Win the Cup. This dude had like 100 assists in a season. He sets people up all the time. Jack Hughes can't even make the playoffs dog.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2Reputation#49855608)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 8:57 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle rough-skinned knife

Hang the 100 assists in a season banner and hold the parade

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2Reputation#49855664)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 9:03 PM
Author: cheese-eating parlour wagecucks

My point is that he's a winning player not a puck hog. And yeah I don't think he will ever be able to do it in Edmonton. I'm a firm believer that Canadian tax and currency problems hold them back. Their system holds them back from at least one star player in free agency per roster if not two. More likely two.

No tax states absolutely dominating The Cup lately. He's got two years after this in Edmonton. I think at that point he will bail. And honestly he should not have signed that extension.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2Reputation#49855684)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 12:41 PM
Author: Histrionic pit pocket flask

Tage_Thompson and upstate NYer Alex_Tuch are going to bring it home tonight.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2Reputation#49856921)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 7:53 PM
Author: Federal Razzmatazz Bawdyhouse Roast Beef

Dallas is such a bitchboi team with a hapa as their best player

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2Reputation#49855433)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 8:22 PM
Author: cheese-eating parlour wagecucks

*Habs fans nod nervously*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2Reputation#49855515)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 11:56 PM
Author: cheese-eating parlour wagecucks

it's over

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2Reputation#49856146)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 11:57 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle rough-skinned knife

Jew Hyman kicking the puck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2Reputation#49856149)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 11:58 PM
Author: cheese-eating parlour wagecucks

GOLAZO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2Reputation#49856157)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 12:08 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle rough-skinned knife

McPussy has 1 shot lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2Reputation#49856185)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 12:16 AM
Author: cheese-eating parlour wagecucks

gorgeous shot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2Reputation#49856197)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 1:41 AM
Author: henna crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2Reputation#49856329)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 1:43 AM
Author: henna crackhouse

https://x.com/statmuse/status/2050077295298195590?s=61

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2Reputation#49856332)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 1:55 AM
Author: cheese-eating parlour wagecucks

Kings lost to Colorado too. Frauds?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2Reputation#49856339)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 11:42 AM
Author: Federal Razzmatazz Bawdyhouse Roast Beef

The NHL playoff format with forced divisional games is terrible

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2Reputation#49856795)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 11:44 AM
Author: cheese-eating parlour wagecucks

I think it's better than before. More competitive regular season because some divisions are stacked so you have to compete way more. High likelihood of early rivalry series. First two rounds are gas. The main problem with the format is the conference finals are usually lopsided because one division sucks way more than the other.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2Reputation#49856800)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 12:01 PM
Author: Federal Razzmatazz Bawdyhouse Roast Beef

Hockey already has more parity and randomness than other major sports, and teams in weaker divisions already benefit from playing a softer schedule. It kind of sucks forcing a Dallas-Minnesota first round with the winner having to play Colorado, while having 4 shit teams in the other half of the bracket.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2Reputation#49856841)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 1:03 PM
Author: cheese-eating parlour wagecucks

cr but you get a guaranteed great matchup in the 1st round. several right now. and 2nd round is gas brah. You get 2 rounds of mostly quality matchups. Then shit tier CF. Final is good 50% of the time which is better than most other sports.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2Reputation#49856956)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 12:02 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle rough-skinned knife

Everything this kike bettman touches turns to shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2Reputation#49856846)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 12:50 PM
Author: Sapphire titillating depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2Reputation#49856933)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 1:03 PM
Author: cheese-eating parlour wagecucks

oh no he massively grew the sport! revenue and player salaries are way up and the sports is more popular than ever! what a dick!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2Reputation#49856960)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 12:14 PM
Author: Sapphire titillating depressive

lol @ HAtp spazzing out itt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2Reputation#49856878)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 12:33 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle rough-skinned knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2Reputation#49856907)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 1:52 PM
Author: French pink kitchen

The Flyers suck and are gonna lose to Carolina in 4/5. Carolina or Buffalo to Stanley Cup. Probably Carolina.

Avalanche win it, no other team is close this year.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2Reputation#49857066)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 1:58 PM
Author: cheese-eating parlour wagecucks

Carolina is 100% guaranteed to lose in the CF to Montreal/Tampa

Avs should win the West if they don't it's a choke job

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2Reputation#49857082)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 2:48 PM
Author: French pink kitchen

They could maybe lose to Tampa, not Montreal. But MTL will probably go through then lose to Buffalo. MTLs goaltending sucks ass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2Reputation#49857196)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 2:52 PM
Author: cheese-eating parlour wagecucks

MTL-BOS will be a great series

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2Reputation#49857205)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 3:00 PM
Author: French pink kitchen

Boston is losing tonight

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2Reputation#49857232)



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Date: May 2nd, 2026 1:18 AM
Author: French pink kitchen

Cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2Reputation#49858959)



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Date: May 2nd, 2026 1:28 AM
Author: cheese-eating parlour wagecucks

Montreal is cooked too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2Reputation#49858978)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 6:57 PM
Author: French pink kitchen

TONIGHT

MTL vs TB -> Tampa Bay

BOS vs BUF -> Buffalo

VGK vs UTA -> Vegas unfortunately

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2Reputation#49857860)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 7:13 PM
Author: cheese-eating parlour wagecucks

Bolts

B's

VGK

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2Reputation#49857929)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 10:19 PM
Author: French pink kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2Reputation#49858334)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 10:25 PM
Author: cheese-eating parlour wagecucks

Now I wish I had picked Utah so I could at least tie you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2Reputation#49858347)



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Date: May 2nd, 2026 1:28 AM
Author: cheese-eating parlour wagecucks

Beginner's luck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2Reputation#49858977)



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Date: May 2nd, 2026 2:30 PM
Author: Histrionic pit pocket flask

Get on the xo Sabres Wagon.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2Reputation#49859717)



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Date: May 2nd, 2026 2:43 PM
Author: cheese-eating parlour wagecucks

Bolts Knights Final. I only root for teams from no tax states. The magic of no income tax cannot be understated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2Reputation#49859745)



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Date: May 2nd, 2026 2:49 PM
Author: French pink kitchen

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2Reputation#49859754)



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Date: May 6th, 2026 8:27 PM
Author: Orchid Reading Party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2Reputation#49870909)



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Date: May 2nd, 2026 2:49 PM
Author: French pink kitchen

TONIGHT

CAR vs PHI -> Canes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2Reputation#49859753)



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Date: May 2nd, 2026 2:51 PM
Author: cheese-eating parlour wagecucks

Cr

Canes won't choke until CF

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2Reputation#49859758)



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Date: May 2nd, 2026 2:53 PM
Author: French pink kitchen

Flyers might be able to steal 1 or 2 but they really aren't very good. The Penguins are mediocre too. Carolina were always going through here. Only thing that can save Philly is Vladar playing out of his mind.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2Reputation#49859766)



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Date: May 2nd, 2026 3:01 PM
Author: cheese-eating parlour wagecucks

I have a genuine antipathy for the Metro division. So I couldn't care less what they do. I just hope Bolts in 5 in the CF. If Buffalo goes through I don't know what I'll do. But I'm very bullish on TBL. The West I cannot predict.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2Reputation#49859794)



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Date: May 2nd, 2026 6:23 PM
Author: French pink kitchen

It's going to be interesting with all four eastern goalies - Andersen, Vladar, Lyon, Vasilevsky playing at a super high level. But you'd expect regression for the two shittier goalies, Lyon and Vladar.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2Reputation#49860230)



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Date: May 3rd, 2026 12:15 AM
Author: French pink kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2Reputation#49860871)



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Date: May 2nd, 2026 5:26 PM
Author: henna crackhouse

I'm on the anyone but Avs bandwagon. Fuck mackinnon and makar, fucking scrubs. Would love to see eichel fuck them in the ass in the WCF. But it would be even sweeter if hughes outplays makar in their series

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2Reputation#49860086)



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Date: May 2nd, 2026 5:28 PM
Author: cheese-eating parlour wagecucks

Wtf why.

I love those guys.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2Reputation#49860090)



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Date: May 2nd, 2026 5:29 PM
Author: henna crackhouse

Cocky ass, crybaby canadians who only made excuses for losing the gold medal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2Reputation#49860098)



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Date: May 2nd, 2026 6:25 PM
Author: French pink kitchen

That Pacific Division is trash, whoever comes out of it is getting smoked by whoever wins the Avs/Wild series.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2Reputation#49860234)



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Date: May 2nd, 2026 7:00 PM
Author: cheese-eating parlour wagecucks



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2Reputation#49860292)



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Date: May 3rd, 2026 5:56 PM
Author: French pink kitchen

TBL vs MTL -> Tampa, Dobes can't keep this up

COL vs MIN -> Avs in a close game

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2Reputation#49862297)



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Date: May 3rd, 2026 6:44 PM
Author: cheese-eating parlour wagecucks

At this point I'm just rooting for you to be wrong

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2Reputation#49862404)



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Date: May 3rd, 2026 8:48 PM
Author: magical forum masturbator

Dobes and rsf 2 best tOSU alum goalies

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2Reputation#49862696)



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Date: May 3rd, 2026 9:19 PM
Author: French pink kitchen

❌ maybe I'm wrong about Dobes but crazy the Habs could get the goals to win on nine shots. Insane puck luck + goaltending.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2Reputation#49862835)



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Date: May 4th, 2026 9:07 AM
Author: Federal Razzmatazz Bawdyhouse Roast Beef

Heh. Dobes. Heh.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2Reputation#49863546)



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Date: May 3rd, 2026 11:49 PM
Author: French pink kitchen

✅ Crazy fucking game

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2Reputation#49863187)



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Date: May 4th, 2026 12:01 AM
Author: cheese-eating parlour wagecucks

Hair fully blown back

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2Reputation#49863193)



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Date: May 4th, 2026 7:33 PM
Author: French pink kitchen

Missed the start of Canes surprised the Flyers are winning tho. Shit team.

VGK vs ANA -> Ducks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2Reputation#49865121)



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Date: May 4th, 2026 7:43 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle rough-skinned knife

Ducks have an insanely good young team. Gonna be nasty in a year or 2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2Reputation#49865144)



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Date: May 4th, 2026 7:57 PM
Author: cheese-eating parlour wagecucks

Pacific defeating the Central would be really funny. Ducks nation rise up!

I have only met one genuine die hard Ducks fan in my entire life and he was a Hapa from OC.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2Reputation#49865199)



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Date: May 6th, 2026 8:25 PM
Author: French pink kitchen

Dobes is coming back down to earth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2Reputation#49870902)



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Date: May 6th, 2026 8:31 PM
Author: cheese-eating parlour wagecucks

yikes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2Reputation#49870921)



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Date: May 7th, 2026 10:24 PM
Author: French pink kitchen

Flyers are toast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2Reputation#49874056)



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Date: May 7th, 2026 10:25 PM
Author: cheese-eating parlour wagecucks

By law Carolina can only lose in the conference final

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2Reputation#49874060)



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Date: May 8th, 2026 9:55 AM
Author: Sapphire titillating depressive

good. Philly is a black hole of depression and death

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2Reputation#49874622)



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Date: May 9th, 2026 9:14 PM
Author: French pink kitchen

Bye bye Philly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2Reputation#49877468)



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Date: May 11th, 2026 2:45 AM
Author: cheese-eating parlour wagecucks



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2Reputation#49879563)



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Date: May 18th, 2026 10:55 PM
Author: cheese-eating parlour wagecucks

Fake win

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2Reputation#49889360)



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Date: May 19th, 2026 7:38 AM
Author: Sapphire titillating depressive

bye Buffalo ljl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2Reputation#49889629)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 10:31 PM
Author: French pink kitchen

God damn, fuck VGK

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2Reputation#49899255)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 10:36 PM
Author: cheese-eating parlour wagecucks

Team of destiny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2Reputation#49899259)



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Date: May 25th, 2026 11:37 AM
Author: cheese-eating parlour wagecucks

Update: I am starting to like them. Marner deserves it. Anything less than MTL VGK af this point will be unwatchable.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2Reputation#49899893)