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Grizzly turdskin
  07/02/19
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Grizzly turdskin
  07/21/19
This is an Alert to help manage your account ending in (...3...
Grizzly turdskin
  08/21/19
OH GOD, OH-
sapphire bull headed house prole
  12/20/20
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chartreuse soggy faggot firefighter
  04/10/23
LJL @ poors
Opaque Razzle-dazzle Personal Credit Line
  08/21/19
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ivory curious base
  08/21/19
MFCR alert
mint box office idiot
  08/21/19
Prole tell!
Vengeful French Chef
  08/21/19
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domesticated silver indian lodge
  03/06/20
the minimum balance at BoA is apparently $1500 now or you ge...
maroon slippery corner multi-billionaire
  08/21/19
Flame, they need to start imposing fiscal responsibility on ...
Opaque Razzle-dazzle Personal Credit Line
  08/21/19
Saving by keeping $1,500 in their checking account at 0% int...
Vengeful French Chef
  08/21/19
emergency money
Opaque Razzle-dazzle Personal Credit Line
  08/21/19
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Naked Round Eye Church Building
  09/01/19
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rebellious field
  03/06/20
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rebellious field
  09/10/21
You’re poor
Mauve den alpha
  09/01/19
This is an Alert to help manage your account ending in (...3...
Grizzly turdskin
  09/01/19
Benzo gets these every time he dips below $90K.
House-broken razzle half-breed
  09/01/19
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Naked Round Eye Church Building
  09/01/19
I just got one of these too FML
mint box office idiot
  09/01/19
As of 03/06/2020 9:19:48 AM EST, the available account balan...
Grizzly turdskin
  03/06/20
How poor are you fuckers?
domesticated silver indian lodge
  03/06/20
As of Dec 20, 2020 at 12:41 PM ET, the available account bal...
Grizzly turdskin
  12/20/20
There are some literal EBT niggers on this board
Tan pervert range
  12/20/20
I make 170k with 15% bonus
Grizzly turdskin
  12/20/20
I remember these. Now I get the alert when I drop below 2...
rusted thirsty home
  12/20/20
Account ending in (...3007) As of Sep 9, 2021 at 11:28 PM E...
Grizzly turdskin
  09/09/21
I have like $40k in mine ljl
wonderful chestnut national incel
  09/10/21
great thread
painfully honest voyeur school cafeteria
  09/10/21
Account ending in (...3007) As of Sep 28, 2022 at 11:33 AM ...
Grizzly turdskin
  09/28/22
https://imgur.com/a/Hu6QxPF
Grizzly turdskin
  04/10/23
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chartreuse soggy faggot firefighter
  04/10/23
i love men
painfully honest voyeur school cafeteria
  04/10/23
Thank you for your recent application. Your request for loan...
Grizzly turdskin
  04/17/23
Your account ending in 0917 is below $0. On 09/12/2023 yo...
Grizzly turdskin
  09/14/23
How are you this poor
House-broken razzle half-breed
  09/14/23
https://imgur.com/a/8VkNNOk This one was special
Grizzly turdskin
  09/14/24
Meanwhile, over on the i-banking side they are stroking out....
Odious Irate Institution
  09/14/24
I could never work in finance. thank God I landed in tech
Grizzly turdskin
  09/14/24
The beautiful thing in this thread is you can see the progre...
Grizzly turdskin
  09/14/24
The balance of your Commuter Benefits Prepaid Mastercard®...
Zero Income No Kids
  07/18/25


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Date: July 2nd, 2019 7:35 AM
Author: Grizzly turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Reputation#38472147)



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Date: July 21st, 2019 2:16 PM
Author: Grizzly turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Reputation#38565666)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 8:45 AM
Author: Grizzly turdskin

This is an Alert to help manage your account ending in (...3007).

As of 08/21/2019 3:11:12 AM EDT, the available account balance was $5.00, which is less than the minimum balance of $50.00 in your Alerts settings.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Reputation#38719029)



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Date: December 20th, 2020 3:03 PM
Author: sapphire bull headed house prole

OH GOD, OH-

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Reputation#41585134)



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Date: April 10th, 2023 2:56 PM
Author: chartreuse soggy faggot firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Reputation#46168171)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 8:46 AM
Author: Opaque Razzle-dazzle Personal Credit Line

LJL @ poors

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Reputation#38719032)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 8:55 AM
Author: ivory curious base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Reputation#38719049)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 8:56 AM
Author: mint box office idiot

MFCR alert

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Reputation#38719055)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 8:57 AM
Author: Vengeful French Chef

Prole tell!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Reputation#38719057)



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Date: March 6th, 2020 11:44 AM
Author: domesticated silver indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Reputation#39706257)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 9:16 AM
Author: maroon slippery corner multi-billionaire

the minimum balance at BoA is apparently $1500 now or you get a $15 monthly charge. was just a matter of transferring cash from a bank i like more but it seemed pretty unreasonably high in ameriKKKa.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Reputation#38719122)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 9:35 AM
Author: Opaque Razzle-dazzle Personal Credit Line

Flame, they need to start imposing fiscal responsibility on proles and encourage saving

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Reputation#38719172)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 9:39 AM
Author: Vengeful French Chef

Saving by keeping $1,500 in their checking account at 0% interest?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Reputation#38719188)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 9:39 AM
Author: Opaque Razzle-dazzle Personal Credit Line

emergency money

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Reputation#38719190)



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Date: September 1st, 2019 2:48 PM
Author: Naked Round Eye Church Building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Reputation#38772520)



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Date: March 6th, 2020 12:06 PM
Author: rebellious field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Reputation#39706394)



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Date: September 10th, 2021 7:40 AM
Author: rebellious field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Reputation#43091968)



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Date: September 1st, 2019 2:43 PM
Author: Mauve den alpha

You’re poor

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Reputation#38772506)



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Date: September 1st, 2019 2:42 PM
Author: Grizzly turdskin

This is an Alert to help manage your account ending in (...3007).

As of 09/01/2019 12:58:23 PM EDT, the available account balance was $37.50, which is less than the minimum balance of $50.00 in your Alerts settings.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Reputation#38772502)



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Date: September 1st, 2019 2:45 PM
Author: House-broken razzle half-breed

Benzo gets these every time he dips below $90K.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Reputation#38772513)



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Date: September 1st, 2019 4:16 PM
Author: Naked Round Eye Church Building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Reputation#38772800)



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Date: September 1st, 2019 2:59 PM
Author: mint box office idiot

I just got one of these too FML

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Reputation#38772547)



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Date: March 6th, 2020 11:43 AM
Author: Grizzly turdskin

As of 03/06/2020 9:19:48 AM EST, the available account balance was $0.50, which is less than the minimum balance of $50.00 in your Alerts settings.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Reputation#39706250)



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Date: March 6th, 2020 11:45 AM
Author: domesticated silver indian lodge

How poor are you fuckers?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Reputation#39706259)



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Date: December 20th, 2020 3:00 PM
Author: Grizzly turdskin

As of Dec 20, 2020 at 12:41 PM ET, the available account balance was $5.00, which is less than the minimum balance of $50.00 in your Alerts settings.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Reputation#41585116)



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Date: December 20th, 2020 3:10 PM
Author: Tan pervert range

There are some literal EBT niggers on this board

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Reputation#41585179)



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Date: December 20th, 2020 3:15 PM
Author: Grizzly turdskin

I make 170k with 15% bonus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Reputation#41585202)



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Date: December 20th, 2020 3:15 PM
Author: rusted thirsty home

I remember these.

Now I get the alert when I drop below 200k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Reputation#41585204)



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Date: September 9th, 2021 11:29 PM
Author: Grizzly turdskin

Account ending in (...3007)

As of Sep 9, 2021 at 11:28 PM ET

Available balance $5.00

You are receiving this alert because your available balance is below the limit you set. Visit chase.com/alerts to view or manage your settings.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Reputation#43091044)



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Date: September 10th, 2021 6:24 AM
Author: wonderful chestnut national incel

I have like $40k in mine ljl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Reputation#43091910)



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Date: September 10th, 2021 6:27 AM
Author: painfully honest voyeur school cafeteria

great thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Reputation#43091913)



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Date: September 28th, 2022 3:09 PM
Author: Grizzly turdskin

Account ending in (...3007)

As of Sep 28, 2022 at 11:33 AM ET

Available balance $5.00

You are receiving this alert because your available balance is below the limit you set. Visit chase.com/alerts to view or manage your settings.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Reputation#45245721)



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Date: April 10th, 2023 2:46 PM
Author: Grizzly turdskin

https://imgur.com/a/Hu6QxPF

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Reputation#46168134)



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Date: April 10th, 2023 2:57 PM
Author: chartreuse soggy faggot firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Reputation#46168176)



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Date: April 10th, 2023 2:50 PM
Author: painfully honest voyeur school cafeteria

i love men

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Reputation#46168149)



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Date: April 17th, 2023 3:45 PM
Author: Grizzly turdskin

Thank you for your recent application. Your request for loan was carefully considered, and we regret that we are unable to approve your application at this time, for the following reason(s):

Ratio of balance to limit on bank revolving or other rev accts too high

Lack of recent reported mortgage loan information

Lack of sufficient relevant account information

Excessive credit utilization

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Reputation#46197594)



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Date: September 14th, 2023 4:28 PM
Author: Grizzly turdskin

Your account ending in 0917 is below $0.

On 09/12/2023 your available balance was -$5.70. If you have overdraft protection on this account, the negative balance may be covered.

To view your available balance, log in to your account.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Reputation#46797731)



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Date: September 14th, 2023 4:30 PM
Author: House-broken razzle half-breed

How are you this poor

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Reputation#46797738)



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Date: September 14th, 2024 11:38 AM
Author: Grizzly turdskin

https://imgur.com/a/8VkNNOk

This one was special

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Reputation#48088138)



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Date: September 14th, 2024 11:51 AM
Author: Odious Irate Institution

Meanwhile, over on the i-banking side they are stroking out. Saw in the paper than BoA is now limiting work weeks to 80 hours with guaranteed off time from 6 p.m. Friday until noon Saturday with one full weekend off every three months guaranteed. Wow. What a deal! When I was a young lawlyer we had required Sat. mornings in the office and I thought that sucked.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Reputation#48088162)



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Date: September 14th, 2024 11:53 AM
Author: Grizzly turdskin

I could never work in finance. thank God I landed in tech

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Reputation#48088168)



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Date: September 14th, 2024 12:01 PM
Author: Grizzly turdskin

The beautiful thing in this thread is you can see the progression in fiscal responsibility where this only happens to me once a year now. We’ve come so far!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Reputation#48088192)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 10:12 AM
Author: Zero Income No Kids

The balance of your Commuter Benefits Prepaid Mastercard® ending in 4105 is:

$0.06 for Transit purchases

$0.00 for Parking purchases

$0.00 for Micromobility purchases

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Reputation#49111460)