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How much commissary would you get for your gf in jail?

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jade electric furnace
  07/26/25
how much did your bf get for you?
Bossy organic girlfriend
  07/26/25
(Subject matter expert)
pungent windowlicker
  07/26/25
Absolutely wild that the pauper retard walks ITT w no self a...
supple offensive dilemma multi-billionaire
  07/26/25
Beyond belief
jade electric furnace
  07/26/25
DUAL subject matter expert, actually
jade electric furnace
  07/26/25
TRIPLE actually - see cookie section
pungent windowlicker
  07/26/25
LOL
jade electric furnace
  07/26/25
Wrong. Nobody got him commissary.
ocher rough-skinned factory reset button
  07/26/25
How much are shoelaces on the inside? The good ones that sta...
Sick rehab
  07/26/25
Not in the catalog
jade electric furnace
  07/26/25
How much is commissary and what can she get
stimulating psychic
  07/26/25
See my order below
jade electric furnace
  07/26/25
If my wife goes to prison I am divorcing her ass
Sick rehab
  07/26/25
imagine all the ass you'll get post-divorce
misunderstood ceo feces
  07/26/25
tbf, probably not as much as his wife.
disgusting mischievous toaster resort
  07/26/25
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misunderstood ceo feces
  07/26/25
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jade electric furnace
  07/26/25
It displays: (QTY) Total cost So for example 16 Snicke...
jade electric furnace
  07/26/25
Aren’t you putting a target on her that she’s go...
adulterous hissy fit pozpig
  07/26/25
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jade electric furnace
  07/26/25
Meth? STDs?
pungent windowlicker
  07/26/25
No STDs and she doesn't sell ass. She's a pro burglar
jade electric furnace
  07/26/25
Can you bail her out? Put $100 on it per month I guess, may ...
Saffron Self-centered Pistol
  07/26/25
She's in way too much trouble, the judge didnt give her bail...
jade electric furnace
  07/26/25
Is it hard being with a woman who splits her time between yo...
Sick rehab
  07/26/25
Yeah
jade electric furnace
  07/26/25
The maximum. But more importantly I'd also send the maximum ...
ruddy insanely creepy clown party of the first part
  07/26/25
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jade electric furnace
  07/26/25
You're going to have to put enough on the "payroll"...
crusty potus
  07/26/25
It's like $100 per month per head. I'd put her whole unit o...
ruddy insanely creepy clown party of the first part
  07/26/25
At this point isn't it easier to just hire a "civilian&...
crusty potus
  07/26/25
What? I'm contemplating what I'd do to protect my beloved w...
ruddy insanely creepy clown party of the first part
  07/26/25
This is non-responsive because the thread topic specifically...
crusty potus
  07/26/25
This is a good point and I appreciate the constructive feedb...
ruddy insanely creepy clown party of the first part
  07/26/25
Zuckerberg jerking off to the photos your jail gf sent to CH...
crusty potus
  07/26/25
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pungent windowlicker
  07/26/25
Any appliances, clothing, etc in the catalog
hairraiser flatulent main people chapel
  07/26/25
Nothing at all. Barely any toiletries
jade electric furnace
  07/26/25
How often can you talk on the phone? And how much does that...
hairraiser flatulent main people chapel
  07/26/25
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jade electric furnace
  07/26/25
Interesting. Years ago I was offered a job at a startup that...
hairraiser flatulent main people chapel
  07/26/25
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jade electric furnace
  07/26/25
Wish you all the best man. Read what you posted before and y...
hairraiser flatulent main people chapel
  07/26/25
In this hypo, is this my wife or do I have a sidepiece that ...
wonderful salmon scourge upon the earth set
  07/26/25
cq
Trust If Aryan
  07/30/25
It clearly says it's your gf. But also, you don't understan...
.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,..,.,.;;;
  07/30/25


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Date: July 26th, 2025 6:02 AM
Author: jade electric furnace



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754801&forum_id=2Reputation#49132155)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 6:16 AM
Author: Bossy organic girlfriend

how much did your bf get for you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754801&forum_id=2Reputation#49132158)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:23 AM
Author: pungent windowlicker

(Subject matter expert)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754801&forum_id=2Reputation#49132189)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 8:25 AM
Author: supple offensive dilemma multi-billionaire

Absolutely wild that the pauper retard walks ITT w no self awareness to setup this DUNK

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754801&forum_id=2Reputation#49132273)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 8:31 AM
Author: jade electric furnace

Beyond belief

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754801&forum_id=2Reputation#49132278)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 8:46 AM
Author: jade electric furnace

DUAL subject matter expert, actually

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754801&forum_id=2Reputation#49132314)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:06 AM
Author: pungent windowlicker

TRIPLE actually - see cookie section

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754801&forum_id=2Reputation#49132338)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:16 AM
Author: jade electric furnace

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754801&forum_id=2Reputation#49132361)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 6:40 PM
Author: ocher rough-skinned factory reset button

Wrong. Nobody got him commissary.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754801&forum_id=2Reputation#49133291)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:37 AM
Author: Sick rehab

How much are shoelaces on the inside? The good ones that stay tied and won’t come undone in court?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754801&forum_id=2Reputation#49132390)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:39 AM
Author: jade electric furnace

Not in the catalog

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754801&forum_id=2Reputation#49132393)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 8:07 AM
Author: stimulating psychic

How much is commissary and what can she get

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754801&forum_id=2Reputation#49132248)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:28 AM
Author: jade electric furnace

See my order below

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754801&forum_id=2Reputation#49132378)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 8:12 AM
Author: Sick rehab

If my wife goes to prison I am divorcing her ass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754801&forum_id=2Reputation#49132254)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 8:22 AM
Author: misunderstood ceo feces

imagine all the ass you'll get post-divorce

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754801&forum_id=2Reputation#49132268)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 8:51 AM
Author: disgusting mischievous toaster resort

tbf, probably not as much as his wife.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754801&forum_id=2Reputation#49132320)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 12:03 PM
Author: misunderstood ceo feces



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754801&forum_id=2Reputation#49132636)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 8:32 AM
Author: jade electric furnace



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754801&forum_id=2Reputation#49132280)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 8:35 AM
Author: jade electric furnace

It displays:

(QTY) Total cost

So for example 16 Snickers bars for a total of 18.72 (like 1.10 per bar which is a steal) but it doesn't display individual item cost

They only allow $100 per month

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754801&forum_id=2Reputation#49132289)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 8:41 AM
Author: adulterous hissy fit pozpig

Aren’t you putting a target on her that she’s got connections to money.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754801&forum_id=2Reputation#49132298)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 8:44 AM
Author: jade electric furnace



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754801&forum_id=2Reputation#49132306)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:07 AM
Author: pungent windowlicker

Meth? STDs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754801&forum_id=2Reputation#49132342)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:17 AM
Author: jade electric furnace

No STDs and she doesn't sell ass.

She's a pro burglar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754801&forum_id=2Reputation#49132365)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 8:43 AM
Author: Saffron Self-centered Pistol

Can you bail her out? Put $100 on it per month I guess, may need to sleep less to free up the cash

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754801&forum_id=2Reputation#49132303)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 8:45 AM
Author: jade electric furnace

She's in way too much trouble, the judge didnt give her bail.

Plus wouldn't i basically lose that money once she fails to appear? Better that the time she's in right now counts as time served.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754801&forum_id=2Reputation#49132311)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 8:49 AM
Author: Sick rehab

Is it hard being with a woman who splits her time between you and the penal institution?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754801&forum_id=2Reputation#49132316)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 8:59 AM
Author: jade electric furnace

Yeah

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754801&forum_id=2Reputation#49132326)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:09 AM
Author: ruddy insanely creepy clown party of the first part

The maximum. But more importantly I'd also send the maximum to her cellie or whatever other friend(s) she identified as being crucial to her well being

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754801&forum_id=2Reputation#49132347)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:17 AM
Author: jade electric furnace



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754801&forum_id=2Reputation#49132363)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:17 AM
Author: crusty potus

You're going to have to put enough on the "payroll" to protect her, otherwise she'll just be extorted by tougher girls.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754801&forum_id=2Reputation#49132364)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:19 AM
Author: ruddy insanely creepy clown party of the first part

It's like $100 per month per head. I'd put her whole unit on payroll and find the guards wives and give them no-show jobs at my business if that's what it took.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754801&forum_id=2Reputation#49132367)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:23 AM
Author: crusty potus

At this point isn't it easier to just hire a "civilian" girl who ISN'T in prison to be your concubine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754801&forum_id=2Reputation#49132370)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:28 AM
Author: ruddy insanely creepy clown party of the first part

What? I'm contemplating what I'd do to protect my beloved wife if she went away for murdering someone who totally had it coming or whatever. I could be $5,000 a month into her protection and probably still come out ahead financially compared to her being free

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754801&forum_id=2Reputation#49132377)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:35 AM
Author: crusty potus

This is non-responsive because the thread topic specifically says "gf." Wife is a totally different equation wtf bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754801&forum_id=2Reputation#49132387)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:46 AM
Author: ruddy insanely creepy clown party of the first part

This is a good point and I appreciate the constructive feedback brother. Life experience blinders you sometimes and I can no longer fathom having a girlfriend

The correct answer to this precise hypo is "lol, nothing" or if they're only in for a short stint and great in bed "the single person maximum, because it's immaterial"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754801&forum_id=2Reputation#49132403)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:09 AM
Author: crusty potus

Zuckerberg jerking off to the photos your jail gf sent to CHAD while you were sending her commissary

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754801&forum_id=2Reputation#49132349)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:11 AM
Author: pungent windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754801&forum_id=2Reputation#49132353)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:24 AM
Author: hairraiser flatulent main people chapel

Any appliances, clothing, etc in the catalog

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754801&forum_id=2Reputation#49132373)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:25 AM
Author: jade electric furnace

Nothing at all. Barely any toiletries

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754801&forum_id=2Reputation#49132374)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:32 AM
Author: hairraiser flatulent main people chapel

How often can you talk on the phone? And how much does that cost?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754801&forum_id=2Reputation#49132384)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:36 AM
Author: jade electric furnace



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754801&forum_id=2Reputation#49132388)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:44 AM
Author: hairraiser flatulent main people chapel

Interesting. Years ago I was offered a job at a startup that automated inmate phone calls for local governments. They got a cut of the fees and I remember them being high. Seemed shitty.

How long have you two been together? Are you still together or is she with someone else skeezy now and you are just being a good guy?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754801&forum_id=2Reputation#49132399)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:01 AM
Author: jade electric furnace



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754801&forum_id=2Reputation#49132431)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 12:13 PM
Author: hairraiser flatulent main people chapel

Wish you all the best man. Read what you posted before and you already know everything others would say. Take care of yourself and remember you can’t fix everything and everyone.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754801&forum_id=2Reputation#49132647)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:02 PM
Author: wonderful salmon scourge upon the earth set

In this hypo, is this my wife or do I have a sidepiece that somehow ended in jail and I'm worried about her spilling the beans to my wife and therefore have a tremendous incentive to get her stuff from the commissary?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754801&forum_id=2Reputation#49133585)



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Date: July 30th, 2025 10:42 AM
Author: Trust If Aryan

cq

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754801&forum_id=2Reputation#49142562)



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Date: July 30th, 2025 3:15 PM
Author: .,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,..,.,.;;; ( )


It clearly says it's your gf. But also, you don't understand how parasites work, if you pay her off she'll just be back for more money. You're way better off paying some other bitch in the prison to shank her to death, thus guaranteeing her permanent silence. Honestly, how can you be on XO and not understand how women work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754801&forum_id=2Reputation#49143354)