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SWIMMING UPSTREAM: The Lost Memoirs of Meanest Fish and Mandy

An old classic. For context, this was posted about a week...
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Chapter 1: "Summer in Moscow" _________________...
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i too aspire to multiple properties
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pederastrian, mandy, and TMF sharing a kommunalka in zamoskv...
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Peach ratface
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TMF bump.
Peach ratface
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Ah, memories.
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b00r and pederastrian are in rus-SI-A right now, you guys sh...
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Are they really? What ever happened to Boor? Did he go to ...
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not sure about b00r he mightve gone pumo pederastrian is ...
Peach ratface
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Does he talk about Russian weapons with almost encyclopedic ...
Charismatic People Who Are Hurt School
  10/25/14
yea, yep
provocative opaque weed whacker
  10/25/14
pedestrian isn't russian, he just moved there because he cou...
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Oh I think I remember that guy (pedestrian). He was a weird...
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180
180 voyeur center
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pedestrian always struck me as one of those quiet racist neo...
Peach ratface
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He is clearly off but not like that. For one, he isn't even...
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  10/26/14
pederastrian, how did you let TMF get away with this one for...
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I thought hes in Ukraine
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pederastrian moved to ukraine
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Date: July 10th, 2013 11:40 PM
Author: razzle bonkers death wish

An old classic.

For context, this was posted about a week or so after TMF was laid off from biglaw.

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=938491&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2Reputation#23587440)



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Date: October 27th, 2019 11:33 AM
Author: Contagious house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2Reputation#39033139)



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Date: September 17th, 2013 5:25 AM
Author: vivacious stage generalized bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2Reputation#24064925)



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Date: October 14th, 2013 7:26 PM
Author: hot stock car field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2Reputation#24234033)



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Date: October 24th, 2014 11:00 PM
Author: Peach ratface

Chapter 1: "Summer in Moscow"

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Date: December 2nd, 2008 2:55 AM

Author: Lara Croft (people use the scripture to say gay sex is gross)

No, I still think we will be rich. I don't expect 5-6 million, but I find 3 million to be a very realistic goal. And although that may not be enough to allow you to do anything you want, it is certainly enough to make you feel rich in most parts of the world.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=893105&forum_id=2#10448407)

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Date: December 2nd, 2008 10:42 AM

Author: TMF (The Meanest Fish, yo)

No, I aspire to nouveau rich. Nouveau middle would involve a McMansion in some suburb of a second rate city. I aspire to multiple properties (to both use and rent out), millions in the bank and in various securities, great car, great apartment in the city and a great villa outside the city, the ability to travel the world, eat a great restaurants, etc. But no, I don't ever think I'll have over a billion dollars (unless the dollar really, really depreciates).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=893105&forum_id=2#10448719)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2Reputation#26580902)



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Date: October 24th, 2014 11:06 PM
Author: provocative opaque weed whacker

i too aspire to multiple properties

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2Reputation#26580945)



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Date: October 24th, 2014 11:10 PM
Author: Peach ratface

pederastrian, mandy, and TMF sharing a kommunalka in zamoskvorechye, why?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2Reputation#26580973)



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Date: May 22nd, 2018 12:21 AM
Author: Peach ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2Reputation#36102173)



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Date: October 25th, 2014 10:55 PM
Author: Peach ratface

TMF bump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2Reputation#26587082)



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Date: October 25th, 2014 10:59 PM
Author: Charismatic People Who Are Hurt School

Ah, memories.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2Reputation#26587134)



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Date: October 25th, 2014 11:05 PM
Author: Peach ratface

b00r and pederastrian are in rus-SI-A right now, you guys should have a moscow meetup

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2Reputation#26587175)



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Date: October 25th, 2014 11:09 PM
Author: Charismatic People Who Are Hurt School

Are they really? What ever happened to Boor? Did he go to med school? Did a female ever let him touch her?

Can't remember who pedestrian is. Other monikers?

Also, not in Moscow, so can't meet up with them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2Reputation#26587206)



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Date: October 25th, 2014 11:28 PM
Author: Peach ratface

not sure about b00r he mightve gone pumo

pederastrian is a russian dude but doesn't post much.

there is also a different extremely pro-russia d00d "something ARE COUNTRY" as well but he could be flame.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2Reputation#26587378)



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Date: October 25th, 2014 11:43 PM
Author: Charismatic People Who Are Hurt School

Does he talk about Russian weapons with almost encyclopedic knowledge all the time? If so then that is Valen2.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2Reputation#26587548)



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Date: October 25th, 2014 11:45 PM
Author: provocative opaque weed whacker

yea, yep

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2Reputation#26587578)



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Date: October 25th, 2014 11:44 PM
Author: fighting sooty coldplay fan principal's office

pedestrian isn't russian, he just moved there because he couldn't fuck quality pussy in the U.S. without paying for it.

the other dude's name is 'ARE COUNTRY reptile' and he is actually russian.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2Reputation#26587563)



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Date: October 25th, 2014 11:47 PM
Author: Charismatic People Who Are Hurt School

Oh I think I remember that guy (pedestrian). He was a weird one. Last I heard he was living with a bunch of poor southern Russian roommates in Kimki or something (a Russian suburb that has a big mall that had like IKEA and the local ripoff of Home Depot).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2Reputation#26587600)



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Date: February 19th, 2020 1:20 AM
Author: 180 voyeur center

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2Reputation#39616448)



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Date: October 25th, 2014 11:56 PM
Author: Peach ratface

pedestrian always struck me as one of those quiet racist neo-nazi russian d00ds IRL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2Reputation#26587692)



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Date: October 26th, 2014 12:00 AM
Author: Charismatic People Who Are Hurt School

He is clearly off but not like that. For one, he isn't even Russian. For another, he lived with Southern Russian guys. I can't even put my finger on what his weirdness was. IIRC, he kind of hated Russia and Russians but had no job or life back in the US, so moved to Russia borrowing money from his brother or something. Then he stayed, but bitched about it a lot and still described Russians as subhuman and kept patting himself on the back for having a job.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2Reputation#26587721)



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Date: May 22nd, 2018 12:21 AM
Author: Peach ratface

pederastrian, how did you let TMF get away with this one for so long

this demands a response

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2Reputation#36102178)



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Date: February 19th, 2020 1:21 AM
Author: 180 voyeur center

I thought hes in Ukraine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2Reputation#39616450)



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Date: October 25th, 2014 11:15 PM
Author: Sienna Gaming Laptop Kitty

pederastrian moved to ukraine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2Reputation#26587269)



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Date: October 25th, 2014 11:42 PM
Author: Charismatic People Who Are Hurt School

This seems to be the worst time imaginable to move to Ukraine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2Reputation#26587535)



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Date: October 25th, 2014 11:39 PM
Author: Thriller Indian Lodge Macaca

Possibly the most brutal thread in xo history

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2Reputation#26587492)



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Date: November 14th, 2014 3:40 AM
Author: Peach ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2Reputation#26714148)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 7:36 PM
Author: Peach ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2Reputation#26919108)



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Date: February 2nd, 2015 12:20 PM
Author: jade party of the first part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2Reputation#27235606)



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Date: November 21st, 2016 1:13 AM
Author: Ivory Lascivious Stag Film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2Reputation#31959674)



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Date: November 21st, 2016 1:26 AM
Author: Orange kitty cat boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2Reputation#31959715)



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Date: May 6th, 2017 1:40 AM
Author: Stirring drab sneaky criminal area

bump4chandler

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2Reputation#33242954)



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Date: May 6th, 2017 10:40 PM
Author: Orange kitty cat boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2Reputation#33247788)



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Date: August 1st, 2017 10:55 PM
Author: Ivory Lascivious Stag Film

Date: August 1st, 2017 5:35 PM

Author: The Meanest Yay!

Tcr. Where I work the real liftoff it's at director level where you get LTI (long term incentive) bonus. If I can get that (which would be my next promotion) then I'll be in Nutella range comp. It is also a tiny percentage of the workforce that is that or above.

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3690248&mc=193&forum_id=2#33898215

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2Reputation#33900420)



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Date: August 1st, 2017 11:15 PM
Author: Fishy vibrant wagecucks



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2Reputation#33900570)



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Date: August 1st, 2017 11:15 PM
Author: federal glittery therapy

Very hilarious that there is a whole generation of XO noobs that does not remember how hilarious TMF used to be when he thought he was a global up-and-comer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2Reputation#33900568)



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Date: November 11th, 2019 10:20 PM
Author: onyx frisky church haunted graveyard

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2Reputation#39104675)



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Date: November 11th, 2019 10:24 PM
Author: blue talented rehab

He’s still pretty uppity for a kike making less than a 1st year living in a junkyard in NJ next to traintracks and getting topped by pit bulls.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2Reputation#39104698)



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Date: February 19th, 2020 1:13 AM
Author: Peach ratface

MOVER AND SHAKER

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2Reputation#39616415)



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Date: November 21st, 2017 11:29 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle fantasy-prone kitchen ape

Still love this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2Reputation#34739291)



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Date: January 2nd, 2019 7:47 AM
Author: sadistic abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2Reputation#37511922)



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Date: January 5th, 2019 12:40 PM
Author: Bronze school cafeteria tank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2Reputation#37532331)



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Date: March 28th, 2019 11:46 PM
Author: Peach ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2Reputation#38008344)



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Date: April 17th, 2019 2:11 PM
Author: blue talented rehab

OUCH

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2Reputation#38101817)



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Date: November 11th, 2019 10:22 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Business Firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2Reputation#39104691)



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Date: February 19th, 2020 1:09 AM
Author: Peach ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2Reputation#39616406)



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Date: April 28th, 2020 11:31 AM
Author: Supple cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2Reputation#40109035)



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Date: September 30th, 2025 8:43 AM
Author: sadistic abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2Reputation#49313869)



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Date: October 7th, 2025 1:31 PM
Author: Paralegal Adolf Hitler (✅🍑)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2Reputation#49331937)