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a day in the life of a Snail: an original XO Choose Your Own Adventure Novel

You don't have any work today because you basically only wor...
Vigorous dopamine
  12/29/15
b!
federal pisswyrm
  12/29/15
C
stirring prole
  12/29/15
...
mauve foreskin
  12/29/15
c
Thriller stead hominid
  12/29/15
a
lilac genital piercing
  12/29/15
a
big chapel international law enforcement agency
  12/29/15
Next chapter please
federal pisswyrm
  12/29/15
I can', A & B ar tied :(
Vigorous dopamine
  12/29/15
...
mauve foreskin
  12/29/15
Fine I change my vote to A.
federal pisswyrm
  12/29/15
a provides nutrition and wont let you starve
irradiated iridescent dingle berry house
  12/29/15
...
mauve foreskin
  12/29/15
?
irradiated iridescent dingle berry house
  12/29/15
...
mauve foreskin
  12/29/15
You lug the turkey chili home as you wonder what it would fe...
Vigorous dopamine
  12/29/15
...
mauve foreskin
  12/29/15
c for sure
irradiated iridescent dingle berry house
  12/29/15
C
big chapel international law enforcement agency
  12/29/15
c
excitant alpha theater stage
  12/29/15
Xo
stirring prole
  12/29/15
chaturbate
Drunken domesticated dilemma
  12/30/15
C!
federal pisswyrm
  12/29/15
NEXT CHAPTER
federal pisswyrm
  12/29/15
everyone in this thread unzips.
dull unhinged shrine haunted graveyard
  12/29/15
...
mauve foreskin
  12/29/15
...
stirring prole
  12/29/15
Did they turn off Snailmo's electricity?
excitant alpha theater stage
  12/29/15
no, i think he found a job, and a girlfriend
High-end Very Tactful Whorehouse
  12/29/15
lol ouch
indigo french chef
  12/30/15
he is busy doing tinychat
irradiated iridescent dingle berry house
  12/29/15
...
grizzly business firm keepsake machete
  12/30/15
...
mauve foreskin
  12/30/15
Topic has amazing potential.
Apoplectic Slate Cruise Ship
  12/30/15
You log into chaturbate in order to watch a session of some ...
Vigorous dopamine
  12/30/15
2
indigo french chef
  12/30/15
I choose 2, sounds like a great opportunity to bash BOOMER s...
Apoplectic Slate Cruise Ship
  12/30/15
police
Drunken domesticated dilemma
  12/30/15
1
big chapel international law enforcement agency
  12/30/15
lol r u like a genderfuluid snail or sth
stirring prole
  12/30/15
...
stirring prole
  01/02/16
4 and 180
excitant alpha theater stage
  12/30/15
Wake up and post please.
excitant alpha theater stage
  12/30/15
...
stirring prole
  12/30/15
18000000000000000000000000000000000
Dashing corner
  01/11/16
...
Tan hunting ground
  11/05/20
next chapter please!
maize trust fund
  11/05/20
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bungulator
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purple elite field
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Date: December 29th, 2015 9:54 PM
Author: Vigorous dopamine

You don't have any work today because you basically only work two days out of seven at most. Instead, you are at the local grocery store, pondering how to use your EBT card.

Snow falls to the ground outside as you wish you could drink yourself silly, fall into a snow pile, and never wake up. The store has a pungent odor that one naturally associates with inner-city grocery stores.

Everything in the store reminds you that CAPITALISM is bullshit FRAUD AND LIES where proles fucking SCAVENGE to live when faggot parasite bankers and lawyers and eating out to celebrate RAPING this country and everyone in it. Kill all elites by tearing their limbs off with horses and their families too.

Anyways, you only have enough remaining on your EBT to purchase one of the three products on sale:

a) six cans of turkey chili

b) two liters of diet coke

c) a bunch of bananas

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2Reputation#29480960)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 9:56 PM
Author: federal pisswyrm

b!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2Reputation#29480979)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 11:15 PM
Author: stirring prole

C

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2Reputation#29481594)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 9:55 PM
Author: mauve foreskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2Reputation#29480970)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 9:56 PM
Author: Thriller stead hominid

c

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2Reputation#29480973)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 9:56 PM
Author: lilac genital piercing

a

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2Reputation#29480975)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 9:57 PM
Author: big chapel international law enforcement agency

a

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2Reputation#29480989)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:11 PM
Author: federal pisswyrm

Next chapter please

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2Reputation#29481133)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:15 PM
Author: Vigorous dopamine

I can', A & B ar tied :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2Reputation#29481164)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:20 PM
Author: mauve foreskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2Reputation#29481212)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:21 PM
Author: federal pisswyrm

Fine I change my vote to A.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2Reputation#29481216)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:22 PM
Author: irradiated iridescent dingle berry house

a

provides nutrition and wont let you starve

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2Reputation#29481222)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:23 PM
Author: mauve foreskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2Reputation#29481225)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:30 PM
Author: irradiated iridescent dingle berry house

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2Reputation#29481285)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:31 PM
Author: mauve foreskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2Reputation#29481289)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:30 PM
Author: Vigorous dopamine

You lug the turkey chili home as you wonder what it would feel like if you shoved it all up your ass. Your death would be a slightly less humiliating than your actual "life".

Once you get home, you throw it all and start smacking it open with your broken can opener. It's broken because you got it from the Dollar Tree a year ago and you use it all the fucking time because you're too fucking depressed to cook FUCK OBAMA'S AMERICA.

After microwaving it, you douse it in tabasco sauce that you STOLE from Chipotle because LLJL fuck those shitlib faggots, it's so 180 to go at peak hour and just fucking steal sauce. You hope you get arrested one day because at least jail provides life structure.

While eating, you have four tabs open on the computer. None of them are XO. Which do you go on while eating your SHITchili

a) facebook

b) ashemaletv

c) chaturbate

d) drudgereport

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2Reputation#29481288)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:31 PM
Author: mauve foreskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2Reputation#29481296)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:32 PM
Author: irradiated iridescent dingle berry house

c for sure

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2Reputation#29481299)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:33 PM
Author: big chapel international law enforcement agency

C

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2Reputation#29481311)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:56 PM
Author: excitant alpha theater stage

c

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2Reputation#29481436)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 11:16 PM
Author: stirring prole

Xo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2Reputation#29481600)



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Date: December 30th, 2015 12:58 AM
Author: Drunken domesticated dilemma

chaturbate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2Reputation#29482189)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:31 PM
Author: federal pisswyrm

C!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2Reputation#29481291)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:51 PM
Author: federal pisswyrm

NEXT CHAPTER

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2Reputation#29481403)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 11:00 PM
Author: dull unhinged shrine haunted graveyard

everyone in this thread unzips.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2Reputation#29481469)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 11:15 PM
Author: mauve foreskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2Reputation#29481596)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 11:14 PM
Author: stirring prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2Reputation#29481589)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 11:33 PM
Author: excitant alpha theater stage

Did they turn off Snailmo's electricity?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2Reputation#29481713)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 11:39 PM
Author: High-end Very Tactful Whorehouse

no, i think he found a job, and a girlfriend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2Reputation#29481748)



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Date: December 30th, 2015 12:41 AM
Author: indigo french chef

lol ouch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2Reputation#29482097)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 11:47 PM
Author: irradiated iridescent dingle berry house

he is busy doing tinychat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2Reputation#29481804)



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Date: December 30th, 2015 12:38 AM
Author: grizzly business firm keepsake machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2Reputation#29482070)



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Date: December 30th, 2015 12:39 AM
Author: mauve foreskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2Reputation#29482079)



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Date: December 30th, 2015 12:40 AM
Author: Apoplectic Slate Cruise Ship

Topic has amazing potential.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2Reputation#29482091)



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Date: December 30th, 2015 1:01 AM
Author: Vigorous dopamine

You log into chaturbate in order to watch a session of some dude that you've been following since you found his pictures on a /pol/ thread describing how DEGENERATE transexuals are. JFC shitlibs are really disgusting just trying to shove all of this trans shit down our throat. fuck Obama, we should drag out all media FAGGOTS from their home like that 180000 scene in the Dark Knight Arises where Bane39 takes over Gotham.

You shovel turkey chili in your mouth and you can't help stop thinking about Benzo's asshole and retching, so you put it away for a bit.

Instead, you decide to FURIOUSLY stroke your SPERMWYRM to the long-haired crossdresser on the stream as he seductively WIGGLES his puckered BUTTHOLE.

It is enjoyable and you can see the light at the end of the tunnel, until something horrifying pops out of his shirt. He has BREASTS now. Your wyrm reddens and shrinkens as you realize that he is now identifying as a "she" and has become taking hormones. In disgust, you throw off your Beats!(tm) headphones (they were a gift) and close the window. You zip up your pants angrily as yet another fine day RUINED by libs.

You decide to research more possible career paths that you will never accomplish while you finish your chili. What do you research?

1) Military

2) Police

3) Education

4) Computer Science

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2Reputation#29482203)



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Date: December 30th, 2015 1:03 AM
Author: indigo french chef

2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2Reputation#29482210)



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Date: December 30th, 2015 1:03 AM
Author: Apoplectic Slate Cruise Ship

I choose 2, sounds like a great opportunity to bash BOOMER scum.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2Reputation#29482211)



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Date: December 30th, 2015 1:08 AM
Author: Drunken domesticated dilemma

police

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2Reputation#29482227)



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Date: December 30th, 2015 1:09 AM
Author: big chapel international law enforcement agency

1

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2Reputation#29482232)



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Date: December 30th, 2015 1:49 AM
Author: stirring prole

lol r u like a genderfuluid snail or sth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2Reputation#29482337)



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Date: January 2nd, 2016 2:50 PM
Author: stirring prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2Reputation#29505583)



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Date: December 30th, 2015 2:02 AM
Author: excitant alpha theater stage

4 and 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2Reputation#29482377)



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Date: December 30th, 2015 11:26 AM
Author: excitant alpha theater stage

Wake up and post please.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2Reputation#29483717)



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Date: December 30th, 2015 11:10 PM
Author: stirring prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2Reputation#29488970)



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Date: January 11th, 2016 10:55 AM
Author: Dashing corner

18000000000000000000000000000000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2Reputation#29570485)



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Date: November 5th, 2020 8:16 AM
Author: Tan hunting ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2Reputation#41284039)



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Date: November 5th, 2020 8:22 AM
Author: maize trust fund

next chapter please!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2Reputation#41284068)



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Date: December 13th, 2025 2:14 AM
Author: bungulator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2Reputation#49506318)



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Date: November 5th, 2020 8:34 AM
Author: purple elite field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2Reputation#41284137)