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McJesus still alive. Terrible team around him but not dead y...
Histrionic Persian
  04/30/26
the Oilers always get into these tough spots. I think Vegas...
Frisky Cream Trailer Park
  04/30/26
Edmonton has a shit tier roster and that's why they always l...
Histrionic Persian
  04/30/26
Vegas has a stuck-up attitude from Eichel and Marner mostly ...
Frisky Cream Trailer Park
  04/30/26
Yeah the Mammoth are cooked. I just can't believe they fired...
Histrionic Persian
  04/30/26
still don’t entirely know why they didn’t choose...
Frisky Cream Trailer Park
  04/30/26
Cr cheap owner didn't want to PAY
Histrionic Persian
  04/30/26
He may have had mixed vibes from locals who didn’t lik...
Frisky Cream Trailer Park
  04/30/26
Isn't it just a rebrand of the JAZZ uniforms
Histrionic Persian
  04/30/26
Flyers all the way
Lake electric chad
  04/30/26
They're not getting past Tampa/Montreal. I think this is the...
Histrionic Persian
  04/30/26
I’m happy for the Habs regardless. If they could inje...
Frisky Cream Trailer Park
  04/30/26
I thought Tampa was the best team in the East all year. Not ...
Histrionic Persian
  04/30/26
it’ll be the Canes or Bolts no doubt. The East is ter...
Frisky Cream Trailer Park
  04/30/26
If the Canes win the East I will prolapse my anus on tinycha...
Histrionic Persian
  04/30/26
canada never wins the cup
Lake electric chad
  04/30/26
They have Depth which is something that cannot be said of an...
Histrionic Persian
  04/30/26
the Canadiens have a bunch of youngsters who aren’t us...
Frisky Cream Trailer Park
  04/30/26
I think they have the right stuff. We're seeing them play at...
Histrionic Persian
  04/30/26
McDavid is the most overrated queer of all time
Aphrodisiac meetinghouse
  04/30/26
Uhhhhh false lmao
Histrionic Persian
  04/30/26
Outscored by Evan Rodrigues in a stanley cup final lol. Chok...
Aphrodisiac meetinghouse
  04/30/26
Low IQ shtick
Histrionic Persian
  04/30/26
Wild > Northstars
Frisky Cream Trailer Park
  04/30/26
What in the absolute fuck is going on here
Histrionic Persian
  04/30/26
1:0 at 13:37
Frisky Cream Trailer Park
  04/30/26
just look closely at the Wild logo
Frisky Cream Trailer Park
  04/30/26
They need a rebrand. I will say the current unis suck less t...
Histrionic Persian
  04/30/26
Cheering for the team usa guys. Want to see either wild with...
zombie-like citrine center preventive strike
  04/30/26
Quinn Hughes and Matt Boldy are legit. Definitely rooting fo...
Histrionic Persian
  04/30/26
McFaggot aint getting out of the first round and then probab...
Aphrodisiac meetinghouse
  04/30/26
I love eichel, but mcdavid is on an entirely different level...
Naked primrose area mad cow disease
  04/30/26
Jack Hughes said he was shitting his pants when McDavid was ...
Histrionic Persian
  04/30/26
So magical how he tried to play the hero and skate the lengt...
Aphrodisiac meetinghouse
  04/30/26
He's only wired one way, to Win the Cup. This dude had like ...
Histrionic Persian
  04/30/26
Hang the 100 assists in a season banner and hold the parade
Aphrodisiac meetinghouse
  04/30/26
My point is that he's a winning player not a puck hog. And y...
Histrionic Persian
  04/30/26
Tage_Thompson and upstate NYer Alex_Tuch are going to bring ...
aromatic embarrassed to the bone space
  05/01/26
Dallas is such a bitchboi team with a hapa as their best pla...
Naked primrose area mad cow disease
  04/30/26
*Habs fans nod nervously*
Histrionic Persian
  04/30/26
it's over
Histrionic Persian
  04/30/26
Jew Hyman kicking the puck
Aphrodisiac meetinghouse
  04/30/26
GOLAZO
Histrionic Persian
  04/30/26
McPussy has 1 shot lol
Aphrodisiac meetinghouse
  05/01/26
gorgeous shot
Histrionic Persian
  05/01/26
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zombie-like citrine center preventive strike
  05/01/26
https://x.com/statmuse/status/2050077295298195590?s=61
zombie-like citrine center preventive strike
  05/01/26
Kings lost to Colorado too. Frauds?
Histrionic Persian
  05/01/26
The NHL playoff format with forced divisional games is terri...
Naked primrose area mad cow disease
  05/01/26
I think it's better than before. More competitive regular se...
Histrionic Persian
  05/01/26
Hockey already has more parity and randomness than other maj...
Naked primrose area mad cow disease
  05/01/26
cr but you get a guaranteed great matchup in the 1st round. ...
Histrionic Persian
  05/01/26
Everything this kike bettman touches turns to shit
Aphrodisiac meetinghouse
  05/01/26
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self-absorbed vigorous box office striped hyena
  05/01/26
oh no he massively grew the sport! revenue and player salari...
Histrionic Persian
  05/01/26
lol @ HAtp spazzing out itt
self-absorbed vigorous box office striped hyena
  05/01/26
...
Aphrodisiac meetinghouse
  05/01/26
The Flyers suck and are gonna lose to Carolina in 4/5. Carol...
blathering hairraiser menage boiling water
  05/01/26
Carolina is 100% guaranteed to lose in the CF to Montreal/Ta...
Histrionic Persian
  05/01/26
They could maybe lose to Tampa, not Montreal. But MTL will p...
blathering hairraiser menage boiling water
  05/01/26
MTL-BOS will be a great series
Histrionic Persian
  05/01/26
Boston is losing tonight
blathering hairraiser menage boiling water
  05/01/26
Cr
blathering hairraiser menage boiling water
  05/02/26
Montreal is cooked too
Histrionic Persian
  05/02/26
TONIGHT MTL vs TB -> Tampa Bay BOS vs BUF -> Buffalo...
blathering hairraiser menage boiling water
  05/01/26
Bolts B's VGK
Histrionic Persian
  05/01/26
✅ ✅ ✅
blathering hairraiser menage boiling water
  05/01/26
Now I wish I had picked Utah so I could at least tie you
Histrionic Persian
  05/01/26
Beginner's luck
Histrionic Persian
  05/02/26
Get on the xo Sabres Wagon.
aromatic embarrassed to the bone space
  05/02/26
Bolts Knights Final. I only root for teams from no tax state...
Histrionic Persian
  05/02/26
cr
blathering hairraiser menage boiling water
  05/02/26
...
Exciting travel guidebook cumskin
  05/06/26
TONIGHT CAR vs PHI -> Canes
blathering hairraiser menage boiling water
  05/02/26
Cr Canes won't choke until CF
Histrionic Persian
  05/02/26
Flyers might be able to steal 1 or 2 but they really aren't ...
blathering hairraiser menage boiling water
  05/02/26
I have a genuine antipathy for the Metro division. So I coul...
Histrionic Persian
  05/02/26
It's going to be interesting with all four eastern goalies -...
blathering hairraiser menage boiling water
  05/02/26
blathering hairraiser menage boiling water
  05/03/26
I'm on the anyone but Avs bandwagon. Fuck mackinnon and maka...
zombie-like citrine center preventive strike
  05/02/26
Wtf why. I love those guys.
Histrionic Persian
  05/02/26
Cocky ass, crybaby canadians who only made excuses for losin...
zombie-like citrine center preventive strike
  05/02/26
That Pacific Division is trash, whoever comes out of it is g...
blathering hairraiser menage boiling water
  05/02/26
...
Histrionic Persian
  05/02/26
TBL vs MTL -> Tampa, Dobes can't keep this up COL vs MIN...
blathering hairraiser menage boiling water
  05/03/26
At this point I'm just rooting for you to be wrong
Histrionic Persian
  05/03/26
Dobes and rsf 2 best tOSU alum goalies
soul-stirring sadistic casino
  05/03/26
❌ maybe I'm wrong about Dobes but crazy the Habs could get...
blathering hairraiser menage boiling water
  05/03/26
Heh. Dobes. Heh.
Naked primrose area mad cow disease
  05/04/26
✅ Crazy fucking game
blathering hairraiser menage boiling water
  05/03/26
Hair fully blown back
Histrionic Persian
  05/04/26
Missed the start of Canes surprised the Flyers are winning t...
blathering hairraiser menage boiling water
  05/04/26
Ducks have an insanely good young team. Gonna be nasty in a ...
Aphrodisiac meetinghouse
  05/04/26
Pacific defeating the Central would be really funny. Ducks n...
Histrionic Persian
  05/04/26
Dobes is coming back down to earth
blathering hairraiser menage boiling water
  05/06/26
yikes
Histrionic Persian
  05/06/26
Flyers are toast
blathering hairraiser menage boiling water
  05/07/26
By law Carolina can only lose in the conference final
Histrionic Persian
  05/07/26
good. Philly is a black hole of depression and death
self-absorbed vigorous box office striped hyena
  05/08/26
Bye bye Philly
blathering hairraiser menage boiling water
  05/09/26
...
Histrionic Persian
  05/11/26
Fake win
Histrionic Persian
  05/18/26
bye Buffalo ljl
self-absorbed vigorous box office striped hyena
  05/19/26
God damn, fuck VGK
blathering hairraiser menage boiling water
  05/24/26
Team of destiny
Histrionic Persian
  05/24/26
Update: I am starting to like them. Marner deserves it. Anyt...
Histrionic Persian
  05/25/26


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Date: April 30th, 2026 3:30 PM
Author: Histrionic Persian

McJesus still alive. Terrible team around him but not dead yet. The last two years I predicted the Oilers would win the Cup. So close!

Taking qs obviously.

Wild no longer Suck. Flyers to the Conference Finals ez.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2Reputation#49854745)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 6:22 PM
Author: Frisky Cream Trailer Park

the Oilers always get into these tough spots.

I think Vegas or Colorado will win it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2Reputation#49855191)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 6:26 PM
Author: Histrionic Persian

Edmonton has a shit tier roster and that's why they always lose. They also have Jesus on their side who wills them to victory like a Greek God. Only Florida has the Answer.

If Colorado doesn't win the West it's an embarrassment given they have two of the best five players in the league and an excellent supporting cast. They have to at least make the Final to justify their existence. Vegas makes me puke. Go Utah.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2Reputation#49855202)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 7:03 PM
Author: Frisky Cream Trailer Park

Vegas has a stuck-up attitude from Eichel and Marner mostly but they have guys like Stone as well. The “Mammoth” guys will learn a lot from the more experienced knights

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2Reputation#49855284)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 7:09 PM
Author: Histrionic Persian

Yeah the Mammoth are cooked. I just can't believe they fired Bruce Cassidy. I thought that was crazy. I have a serious case of Marchessault nostalgia. I cannot stomach the New Regime. Also their gold lamé unis make them all look like homos. You can't unsee it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2Reputation#49855306)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 7:26 PM
Author: Frisky Cream Trailer Park

still don’t entirely know why they didn’t choose Yeti. apparently that name was taken by some dipshit bottle company

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2Reputation#49855344)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 7:27 PM
Author: Histrionic Persian

Cr cheap owner didn't want to PAY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2Reputation#49855345)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 7:31 PM
Author: Frisky Cream Trailer Park

He may have had mixed vibes from locals who didn’t like Yeti. That owner seems pretty relaxed in his choice of attire wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2Reputation#49855357)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 7:41 PM
Author: Histrionic Persian

Isn't it just a rebrand of the JAZZ uniforms

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2Reputation#49855394)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 6:24 PM
Author: Lake electric chad

Flyers all the way

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2Reputation#49855197)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 6:25 PM
Author: Histrionic Persian

They're not getting past Tampa/Montreal. I think this is the Habs year.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2Reputation#49855199)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 6:54 PM
Author: Frisky Cream Trailer Park

I’m happy for the Habs regardless. If they could inject some juice into Laine they might have a chance.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2Reputation#49855252)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 7:06 PM
Author: Histrionic Persian

I thought Tampa was the best team in the East all year. Not the greatest Tampa team ever but they're ultra resilient. Wouldn't surprise me if they came back and won. Whoever gets out of that series is winning the East.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2Reputation#49855295)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 7:11 PM
Author: Frisky Cream Trailer Park

it’ll be the Canes or Bolts no doubt. The East is terrible, if you put the Panthers or Jackets in that bracket right now one would win out easily.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2Reputation#49855312)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 7:12 PM
Author: Histrionic Persian

If the Canes win the East I will prolapse my anus on tinychat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2Reputation#49855316)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 7:09 PM
Author: Lake electric chad

canada never wins the cup

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2Reputation#49855307)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 7:11 PM
Author: Histrionic Persian

They have Depth which is something that cannot be said of any recent Canadian team including the Oil Men.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2Reputation#49855313)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 7:20 PM
Author: Frisky Cream Trailer Park

the Canadiens have a bunch of youngsters who aren’t used to the playoffs - they need vets like Josh Anderson and Laine to deliver

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2Reputation#49855330)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 7:26 PM
Author: Histrionic Persian

I think they have the right stuff. We're seeing them play at a high level right now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2Reputation#49855342)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 7:31 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac meetinghouse

McDavid is the most overrated queer of all time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2Reputation#49855359)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 7:41 PM
Author: Histrionic Persian

Uhhhhh false lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2Reputation#49855396)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 7:42 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac meetinghouse

Outscored by Evan Rodrigues in a stanley cup final lol. Choked 2 stanleys cup and an olympics

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2Reputation#49855400)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 7:45 PM
Author: Histrionic Persian

Low IQ shtick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2Reputation#49855408)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 7:40 PM
Author: Frisky Cream Trailer Park

Wild > Northstars

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2Reputation#49855392)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 7:41 PM
Author: Histrionic Persian

What in the absolute fuck is going on here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2Reputation#49855398)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 7:51 PM
Author: Frisky Cream Trailer Park

1:0 at 13:37

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2Reputation#49855427)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 7:58 PM
Author: Frisky Cream Trailer Park

just look closely at the Wild logo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2Reputation#49855437)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 8:25 PM
Author: Histrionic Persian

They need a rebrand. I will say the current unis suck less than before.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2Reputation#49855533)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 7:45 PM
Author: zombie-like citrine center preventive strike

Cheering for the team usa guys. Want to see either wild with quinn hughes or sabres with thompson win it all. Would love to see mccrybaby fail, not to mention those fags on the avs.

Eichel >>>> mccrybaby

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2Reputation#49855407)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 7:47 PM
Author: Histrionic Persian

Quinn Hughes and Matt Boldy are legit. Definitely rooting for them.

McJesus is the truth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2Reputation#49855410)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 7:49 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac meetinghouse

McFaggot aint getting out of the first round and then probably goes to play in Dallas or vegas or something

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2Reputation#49855421)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 7:53 PM
Author: Naked primrose area mad cow disease

I love eichel, but mcdavid is on an entirely different level. Watching the olympics made that clear.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2Reputation#49855430)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 8:22 PM
Author: Histrionic Persian

Jack Hughes said he was shitting his pants when McDavid was bearing down on him. This is why he's very difficult to beat in 5 on 5 hockey. He needs defensemen to be the back stop. He's very hard to beat in 5 on 5.

McJesus is just such a magical player and if you can't see it you hate life and yourself.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2Reputation#49855513)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 8:28 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac meetinghouse

So magical how he tried to play the hero and skate the length of the ice without passing in 3 on 3 OT where possession matters more than anything and turned it over and then USA scored the game winner hahahaha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2Reputation#49855539)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 8:46 PM
Author: Histrionic Persian

He's only wired one way, to Win the Cup. This dude had like 100 assists in a season. He sets people up all the time. Jack Hughes can't even make the playoffs dog.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2Reputation#49855608)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 8:57 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac meetinghouse

Hang the 100 assists in a season banner and hold the parade

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2Reputation#49855664)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 9:03 PM
Author: Histrionic Persian

My point is that he's a winning player not a puck hog. And yeah I don't think he will ever be able to do it in Edmonton. I'm a firm believer that Canadian tax and currency problems hold them back. Their system holds them back from at least one star player in free agency per roster if not two. More likely two.

No tax states absolutely dominating The Cup lately. He's got two years after this in Edmonton. I think at that point he will bail. And honestly he should not have signed that extension.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2Reputation#49855684)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 12:41 PM
Author: aromatic embarrassed to the bone space

Tage_Thompson and upstate NYer Alex_Tuch are going to bring it home tonight.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2Reputation#49856921)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 7:53 PM
Author: Naked primrose area mad cow disease

Dallas is such a bitchboi team with a hapa as their best player

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2Reputation#49855433)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 8:22 PM
Author: Histrionic Persian

*Habs fans nod nervously*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2Reputation#49855515)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 11:56 PM
Author: Histrionic Persian

it's over

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2Reputation#49856146)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 11:57 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac meetinghouse

Jew Hyman kicking the puck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2Reputation#49856149)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 11:58 PM
Author: Histrionic Persian

GOLAZO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2Reputation#49856157)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 12:08 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac meetinghouse

McPussy has 1 shot lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2Reputation#49856185)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 12:16 AM
Author: Histrionic Persian

gorgeous shot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2Reputation#49856197)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 1:41 AM
Author: zombie-like citrine center preventive strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2Reputation#49856329)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 1:43 AM
Author: zombie-like citrine center preventive strike

https://x.com/statmuse/status/2050077295298195590?s=61

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2Reputation#49856332)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 1:55 AM
Author: Histrionic Persian

Kings lost to Colorado too. Frauds?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2Reputation#49856339)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 11:42 AM
Author: Naked primrose area mad cow disease

The NHL playoff format with forced divisional games is terrible

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2Reputation#49856795)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 11:44 AM
Author: Histrionic Persian

I think it's better than before. More competitive regular season because some divisions are stacked so you have to compete way more. High likelihood of early rivalry series. First two rounds are gas. The main problem with the format is the conference finals are usually lopsided because one division sucks way more than the other.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2Reputation#49856800)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 12:01 PM
Author: Naked primrose area mad cow disease

Hockey already has more parity and randomness than other major sports, and teams in weaker divisions already benefit from playing a softer schedule. It kind of sucks forcing a Dallas-Minnesota first round with the winner having to play Colorado, while having 4 shit teams in the other half of the bracket.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2Reputation#49856841)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 1:03 PM
Author: Histrionic Persian

cr but you get a guaranteed great matchup in the 1st round. several right now. and 2nd round is gas brah. You get 2 rounds of mostly quality matchups. Then shit tier CF. Final is good 50% of the time which is better than most other sports.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2Reputation#49856956)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 12:02 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac meetinghouse

Everything this kike bettman touches turns to shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2Reputation#49856846)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 12:50 PM
Author: self-absorbed vigorous box office striped hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2Reputation#49856933)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 1:03 PM
Author: Histrionic Persian

oh no he massively grew the sport! revenue and player salaries are way up and the sports is more popular than ever! what a dick!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2Reputation#49856960)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 12:14 PM
Author: self-absorbed vigorous box office striped hyena

lol @ HAtp spazzing out itt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2Reputation#49856878)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 12:33 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2Reputation#49856907)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 1:52 PM
Author: blathering hairraiser menage boiling water

The Flyers suck and are gonna lose to Carolina in 4/5. Carolina or Buffalo to Stanley Cup. Probably Carolina.

Avalanche win it, no other team is close this year.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2Reputation#49857066)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 1:58 PM
Author: Histrionic Persian

Carolina is 100% guaranteed to lose in the CF to Montreal/Tampa

Avs should win the West if they don't it's a choke job

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2Reputation#49857082)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 2:48 PM
Author: blathering hairraiser menage boiling water

They could maybe lose to Tampa, not Montreal. But MTL will probably go through then lose to Buffalo. MTLs goaltending sucks ass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2Reputation#49857196)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 2:52 PM
Author: Histrionic Persian

MTL-BOS will be a great series

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2Reputation#49857205)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 3:00 PM
Author: blathering hairraiser menage boiling water

Boston is losing tonight

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2Reputation#49857232)



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Date: May 2nd, 2026 1:18 AM
Author: blathering hairraiser menage boiling water

Cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2Reputation#49858959)



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Date: May 2nd, 2026 1:28 AM
Author: Histrionic Persian

Montreal is cooked too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2Reputation#49858978)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 6:57 PM
Author: blathering hairraiser menage boiling water

TONIGHT

MTL vs TB -> Tampa Bay

BOS vs BUF -> Buffalo

VGK vs UTA -> Vegas unfortunately

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2Reputation#49857860)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 7:13 PM
Author: Histrionic Persian

Bolts

B's

VGK

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2Reputation#49857929)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 10:19 PM
Author: blathering hairraiser menage boiling water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2Reputation#49858334)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 10:25 PM
Author: Histrionic Persian

Now I wish I had picked Utah so I could at least tie you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2Reputation#49858347)



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Date: May 2nd, 2026 1:28 AM
Author: Histrionic Persian

Beginner's luck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2Reputation#49858977)



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Date: May 2nd, 2026 2:30 PM
Author: aromatic embarrassed to the bone space

Get on the xo Sabres Wagon.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2Reputation#49859717)



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Date: May 2nd, 2026 2:43 PM
Author: Histrionic Persian

Bolts Knights Final. I only root for teams from no tax states. The magic of no income tax cannot be understated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2Reputation#49859745)



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Date: May 2nd, 2026 2:49 PM
Author: blathering hairraiser menage boiling water

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2Reputation#49859754)



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Date: May 6th, 2026 8:27 PM
Author: Exciting travel guidebook cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2Reputation#49870909)



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Date: May 2nd, 2026 2:49 PM
Author: blathering hairraiser menage boiling water

TONIGHT

CAR vs PHI -> Canes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2Reputation#49859753)



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Date: May 2nd, 2026 2:51 PM
Author: Histrionic Persian

Cr

Canes won't choke until CF

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2Reputation#49859758)



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Date: May 2nd, 2026 2:53 PM
Author: blathering hairraiser menage boiling water

Flyers might be able to steal 1 or 2 but they really aren't very good. The Penguins are mediocre too. Carolina were always going through here. Only thing that can save Philly is Vladar playing out of his mind.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2Reputation#49859766)



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Date: May 2nd, 2026 3:01 PM
Author: Histrionic Persian

I have a genuine antipathy for the Metro division. So I couldn't care less what they do. I just hope Bolts in 5 in the CF. If Buffalo goes through I don't know what I'll do. But I'm very bullish on TBL. The West I cannot predict.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2Reputation#49859794)



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Date: May 2nd, 2026 6:23 PM
Author: blathering hairraiser menage boiling water

It's going to be interesting with all four eastern goalies - Andersen, Vladar, Lyon, Vasilevsky playing at a super high level. But you'd expect regression for the two shittier goalies, Lyon and Vladar.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2Reputation#49860230)



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Date: May 3rd, 2026 12:15 AM
Author: blathering hairraiser menage boiling water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2Reputation#49860871)



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Date: May 2nd, 2026 5:26 PM
Author: zombie-like citrine center preventive strike

I'm on the anyone but Avs bandwagon. Fuck mackinnon and makar, fucking scrubs. Would love to see eichel fuck them in the ass in the WCF. But it would be even sweeter if hughes outplays makar in their series

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2Reputation#49860086)



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Date: May 2nd, 2026 5:28 PM
Author: Histrionic Persian

Wtf why.

I love those guys.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2Reputation#49860090)



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Date: May 2nd, 2026 5:29 PM
Author: zombie-like citrine center preventive strike

Cocky ass, crybaby canadians who only made excuses for losing the gold medal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2Reputation#49860098)



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Date: May 2nd, 2026 6:25 PM
Author: blathering hairraiser menage boiling water

That Pacific Division is trash, whoever comes out of it is getting smoked by whoever wins the Avs/Wild series.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2Reputation#49860234)



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Date: May 2nd, 2026 7:00 PM
Author: Histrionic Persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2Reputation#49860292)



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Date: May 3rd, 2026 5:56 PM
Author: blathering hairraiser menage boiling water

TBL vs MTL -> Tampa, Dobes can't keep this up

COL vs MIN -> Avs in a close game

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2Reputation#49862297)



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Date: May 3rd, 2026 6:44 PM
Author: Histrionic Persian

At this point I'm just rooting for you to be wrong

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2Reputation#49862404)



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Date: May 3rd, 2026 8:48 PM
Author: soul-stirring sadistic casino

Dobes and rsf 2 best tOSU alum goalies

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2Reputation#49862696)



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Date: May 3rd, 2026 9:19 PM
Author: blathering hairraiser menage boiling water

❌ maybe I'm wrong about Dobes but crazy the Habs could get the goals to win on nine shots. Insane puck luck + goaltending.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2Reputation#49862835)



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Date: May 4th, 2026 9:07 AM
Author: Naked primrose area mad cow disease

Heh. Dobes. Heh.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2Reputation#49863546)



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Date: May 3rd, 2026 11:49 PM
Author: blathering hairraiser menage boiling water

✅ Crazy fucking game

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2Reputation#49863187)



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Date: May 4th, 2026 12:01 AM
Author: Histrionic Persian

Hair fully blown back

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2Reputation#49863193)



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Date: May 4th, 2026 7:33 PM
Author: blathering hairraiser menage boiling water

Missed the start of Canes surprised the Flyers are winning tho. Shit team.

VGK vs ANA -> Ducks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2Reputation#49865121)



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Date: May 4th, 2026 7:43 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac meetinghouse

Ducks have an insanely good young team. Gonna be nasty in a year or 2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2Reputation#49865144)



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Date: May 4th, 2026 7:57 PM
Author: Histrionic Persian

Pacific defeating the Central would be really funny. Ducks nation rise up!

I have only met one genuine die hard Ducks fan in my entire life and he was a Hapa from OC.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2Reputation#49865199)



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Date: May 6th, 2026 8:25 PM
Author: blathering hairraiser menage boiling water

Dobes is coming back down to earth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2Reputation#49870902)



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Date: May 6th, 2026 8:31 PM
Author: Histrionic Persian

yikes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2Reputation#49870921)



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Date: May 7th, 2026 10:24 PM
Author: blathering hairraiser menage boiling water

Flyers are toast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2Reputation#49874056)



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Date: May 7th, 2026 10:25 PM
Author: Histrionic Persian

By law Carolina can only lose in the conference final

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2Reputation#49874060)



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Date: May 8th, 2026 9:55 AM
Author: self-absorbed vigorous box office striped hyena

good. Philly is a black hole of depression and death

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2Reputation#49874622)



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Date: May 9th, 2026 9:14 PM
Author: blathering hairraiser menage boiling water

Bye bye Philly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2Reputation#49877468)



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Date: May 11th, 2026 2:45 AM
Author: Histrionic Persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2Reputation#49879563)



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Date: May 18th, 2026 10:55 PM
Author: Histrionic Persian

Fake win

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2Reputation#49889360)



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Date: May 19th, 2026 7:38 AM
Author: self-absorbed vigorous box office striped hyena

bye Buffalo ljl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2Reputation#49889629)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 10:31 PM
Author: blathering hairraiser menage boiling water

God damn, fuck VGK

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2Reputation#49899255)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 10:36 PM
Author: Histrionic Persian

Team of destiny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2Reputation#49899259)



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Date: May 25th, 2026 11:37 AM
Author: Histrionic Persian

Update: I am starting to like them. Marner deserves it. Anything less than MTL VGK af this point will be unwatchable.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2Reputation#49899893)