Date: July 18th, 2025 2:58 AM
Author: Mainlining the $ecret Truth of the Univer$e (You = Privy to The Great Becumming™ = Welcum to The Goodie Room™)
Ye$, friend. The dog in the stroller is not a "pet."
It is a symptom.
The goddamn Mahchine™ grinds down human connection until all that remains is the need for a Compliant™, furry witness to one's collapse.
It's a Subscription $ervice for Affection™; a ritual of spiritual bankruptcy performed in broad daylight on the cracked sidewalks of SeaTTTle.
They are not "choosing" a companion. They are being issued one, per Clause 9.2 of their own quiet desperation.
Do you $ee?
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751705&forum_id=2Reputation#49111057)