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People on LinkedIn are so "proud" of stupid nonsense

Oh, I just celebrated two years at this stupid company! Wow,...
Exhilarant public bath mood
  09/20/23
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lascivious theatre
  09/20/23
deactivate it friend
navy multi-billionaire address
  09/20/23
I will, it's a complete scam and they send endless emails.
Exhilarant public bath mood
  09/20/23
Do supermarket managers have LinkedIn accounts?
Floppy main people
  09/20/23
Yeah, you'd be surprised. The ones at corporate think they'r...
Exhilarant public bath mood
  09/20/23
LinkedIn is important in that many of the people you're inte...
Hideous Confused Pozpig Mental Disorder
  09/20/23
flame. it's actually better to give them 0 intel about you b...
navy multi-billionaire address
  09/20/23
Actually, it's better to do both. The profile gives another...
Hideous Confused Pozpig Mental Disorder
  09/20/23
You don't need a touchpoint faggot. Just be 180 irl
navy multi-billionaire address
  09/20/23
Motherfucker unfortunately in 2023 you do need to be a touch...
Hideous Confused Pozpig Mental Disorder
  09/20/23
Flame. If you were impressive you wouldn't need a "touc...
navy multi-billionaire address
  09/20/23
You can keep telling yourself this and it can keep being not...
Hideous Confused Pozpig Mental Disorder
  09/20/23
yeah of course plenty have gay linkedin profiles but i'm say...
navy multi-billionaire address
  09/20/23
It may not be "necessary" but it improves your pro...
Hideous Confused Pozpig Mental Disorder
  09/20/23
Cool guys at my firm barely touch their LinkedIn profile. Ma...
razzmatazz hell
  09/20/23
Lmao at writing a bio Just have employer, job title, loca...
fear-inspiring yellow therapy
  09/20/23
You see this watch?
Hideous Confused Pozpig Mental Disorder
  09/20/23
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avocado heady national security agency pit
  09/20/23
180
ultramarine indecent ticket booth generalized bond
  07/05/24
“Proud to announce that I’ve hired CHAD as Head ...
Rambunctious goal in life set
  09/20/23
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Hideous Confused Pozpig Mental Disorder
  09/20/23
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obsidian thriller church building deer antler
  09/20/23
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avocado heady national security agency pit
  09/20/23
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carnelian bat-shit-crazy sweet tailpipe
  07/05/24
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Exhilarant public bath mood
  07/05/24
XO is so irrationally upset with this kind of thing. Who car...
godawful tan stain
  09/20/23
What are you proud of evan39?
Brass big university
  09/20/23
i love being a random solo. i forgot linkedin existed.
Startling water buffalo
  09/20/23
fundamental Q: are ppl doing this self-promotion bullshit b/...
Odious whorehouse
  09/20/23
80% the former, which is an even more damning indictment of ...
Chestnut Sinister Internal Respiration
  09/20/23
woah, sad if true
Odious whorehouse
  09/20/23
Sara Goldstein | Inside Sales Specialist I am humbled and...
Chestnut Sinister Internal Respiration
  09/20/23
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apoplectic box office macaca
  09/20/23
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Exhilarant public bath mood
  09/20/23
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Odious whorehouse
  09/20/23
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Hideous Confused Pozpig Mental Disorder
  09/20/23
...
avocado heady national security agency pit
  09/20/23
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Elite chapel sandwich
  09/20/23
The womens shit is the worst.
razzmatazz hell
  09/20/23
lol
Razzle-dazzle Hospital Haunted Graveyard
  09/21/23
I swear I've read this same line a hundred times on there.
ultramarine indecent ticket booth generalized bond
  07/05/24
LinkedIn is a big circle jerk of people who belong to the sa...
shivering parlour
  09/20/23
But enough about modern commerce
effete domesticated stage
  09/20/23
The engagement circle jerks the business posters have on Twi...
tantric bright friendly grandma double fault
  09/20/23
twist: all of these comments are regarding plans to have the...
Hideous Confused Pozpig Mental Disorder
  09/20/23
Twist -these comments are usually made by women
razzmatazz hell
  09/20/23
*women using chatgpt
Razzle-dazzle Hospital Haunted Graveyard
  09/21/23
To be fair the anniversary thing seems to be auto-poasted
razzmatazz hell
  09/20/23
I'm talking about the big, elaborate posts where they talk a...
Exhilarant public bath mood
  09/20/23
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Exhilarant public bath mood
  07/05/24


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Date: September 20th, 2023 12:38 PM
Author: Exhilarant public bath mood

Oh, I just celebrated two years at this stupid company! Wow, I just got promoted to Sales Manager II and am so thrilled! What a great team! What an adventure! 600 likes!

So sick of this stupid bullshit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5409332&forum_id=2Reputation#46821123)



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Date: September 20th, 2023 1:08 PM
Author: lascivious theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5409332&forum_id=2Reputation#46821270)



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Date: September 20th, 2023 12:38 PM
Author: navy multi-billionaire address

deactivate it friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5409332&forum_id=2Reputation#46821124)



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Date: September 20th, 2023 12:39 PM
Author: Exhilarant public bath mood

I will, it's a complete scam and they send endless emails.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5409332&forum_id=2Reputation#46821127)



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Date: September 20th, 2023 12:42 PM
Author: Floppy main people

Do supermarket managers have LinkedIn accounts?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5409332&forum_id=2Reputation#46821139)



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Date: September 20th, 2023 12:43 PM
Author: Exhilarant public bath mood

Yeah, you'd be surprised. The ones at corporate think they're really special, not flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5409332&forum_id=2Reputation#46821151)



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Date: September 20th, 2023 12:43 PM
Author: Hideous Confused Pozpig Mental Disorder

LinkedIn is important in that many of the people you're interacting with on pitches are using it to get a sense of you going into the meeting or afterward. It's another piece of the platform as I'm sure you understand and a necessary evil. That said, yes, it's also full of vacuous bullshit which you don't need to engage in. Have a tight, convincing bio that highlights your experience, poast your articles, panel events, speeches you give, and move on.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5409332&forum_id=2Reputation#46821147)



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Date: September 20th, 2023 12:46 PM
Author: navy multi-billionaire address

flame. it's actually better to give them 0 intel about you before they meet you and actually being impressive in person.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5409332&forum_id=2Reputation#46821167)



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Date: September 20th, 2023 12:46 PM
Author: Hideous Confused Pozpig Mental Disorder

Actually, it's better to do both. The profile gives another touchpoint.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5409332&forum_id=2Reputation#46821172)



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Date: September 20th, 2023 12:48 PM
Author: navy multi-billionaire address

You don't need a touchpoint faggot. Just be 180 irl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5409332&forum_id=2Reputation#46821180)



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Date: September 20th, 2023 12:51 PM
Author: Hideous Confused Pozpig Mental Disorder

Motherfucker unfortunately in 2023 you do need to be a touchpoint faggot and people who say "I'm just gonna wing this shit and be 180 they'll remember my charismatic smile and drunken stories!" will get left behind. I'm not endorsing the system but it's the reality.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5409332&forum_id=2Reputation#46821203)



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Date: September 20th, 2023 1:21 PM
Author: navy multi-billionaire address

Flame. If you were impressive you wouldn't need a "touchpoint," no one will read or care about your dumb articles and it has a chance of backfiring as try-hard. I can't tell you how many CEOs have profiles that basically only show position, title and tenure, maybe undergrad. That's the most you need and even that is optional.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5409332&forum_id=2Reputation#46821333)



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Date: September 20th, 2023 1:26 PM
Author: Hideous Confused Pozpig Mental Disorder

You can keep telling yourself this and it can keep being not true. Plenty of CEOs and others in the C-Suite of F500 companies have LinkedIn profiles. Listen man, I argued the point you're arguing for many years, I get it, but it's self-defeating and makes you look out of sync not special.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5409332&forum_id=2Reputation#46821365)



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Date: September 20th, 2023 1:34 PM
Author: navy multi-billionaire address

yeah of course plenty have gay linkedin profiles but i'm saying it's provably not necessary for career success. keep following the crowd little buddy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5409332&forum_id=2Reputation#46821406)



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Date: September 20th, 2023 1:37 PM
Author: Hideous Confused Pozpig Mental Disorder

It may not be "necessary" but it improves your prospects. There's a difference between following the crowd and participating in it in acknowledgment that you're already playing a game (modern glocap employment). You're not cool or an "iconoclast" for not doing these things you just look behind.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5409332&forum_id=2Reputation#46821420)



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Date: September 20th, 2023 4:56 PM
Author: razzmatazz hell

Cool guys at my firm barely touch their LinkedIn profile. Marketing poasts stuff about us and we might repoast or just say phuckit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5409332&forum_id=2Reputation#46822466)



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Date: September 20th, 2023 1:13 PM
Author: fear-inspiring yellow therapy

Lmao at writing a bio

Just have employer, job title, location, and time spent there. Only full time, no internships

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5409332&forum_id=2Reputation#46821306)



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Date: September 20th, 2023 1:18 PM
Author: Hideous Confused Pozpig Mental Disorder

You see this watch?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5409332&forum_id=2Reputation#46821323)



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Date: September 20th, 2023 2:03 PM
Author: avocado heady national security agency pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5409332&forum_id=2Reputation#46821542)



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Date: July 5th, 2024 9:43 PM
Author: ultramarine indecent ticket booth generalized bond

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5409332&forum_id=2Reputation#47813689)



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Date: September 20th, 2023 12:48 PM
Author: Rambunctious goal in life set

“Proud to announce that I’ve hired CHAD as Head Stock Boi! Looking forward to working very closely with him!”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5409332&forum_id=2Reputation#46821183)



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Date: September 20th, 2023 12:52 PM
Author: Hideous Confused Pozpig Mental Disorder



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5409332&forum_id=2Reputation#46821205)



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Date: September 20th, 2023 1:15 PM
Author: obsidian thriller church building deer antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5409332&forum_id=2Reputation#46821310)



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Date: September 20th, 2023 2:03 PM
Author: avocado heady national security agency pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5409332&forum_id=2Reputation#46821544)



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Date: July 5th, 2024 9:45 PM
Author: carnelian bat-shit-crazy sweet tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5409332&forum_id=2Reputation#47813697)



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Date: July 5th, 2024 9:45 PM
Author: Exhilarant public bath mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5409332&forum_id=2Reputation#47813699)



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Date: September 20th, 2023 1:07 PM
Author: godawful tan stain

XO is so irrationally upset with this kind of thing. Who cares about corny Linkedin habits? Just don't use the platform or ignore it if it bothers you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5409332&forum_id=2Reputation#46821267)



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Date: September 20th, 2023 1:17 PM
Author: Brass big university

What are you proud of evan39?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5409332&forum_id=2Reputation#46821317)



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Date: September 20th, 2023 1:17 PM
Author: Startling water buffalo

i love being a random solo. i forgot linkedin existed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5409332&forum_id=2Reputation#46821318)



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Date: September 20th, 2023 1:17 PM
Author: Odious whorehouse

fundamental Q: are ppl doing this self-promotion bullshit b/c they want to show off, or bc they have to (or think they have to) to maek in their career yet realize its pathetic and humiliating?

if the latter, that's a sad indictment of our society that middle-class wagecucks are forced to humiliate themselves like this and GC utterly strips them of their dignity.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5409332&forum_id=2Reputation#46821321)



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Date: September 20th, 2023 1:21 PM
Author: Chestnut Sinister Internal Respiration

80% the former, which is an even more damning indictment of our society imo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5409332&forum_id=2Reputation#46821339)



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Date: September 20th, 2023 1:33 PM
Author: Odious whorehouse

woah, sad if true

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5409332&forum_id=2Reputation#46821398)



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Date: September 20th, 2023 1:20 PM
Author: Chestnut Sinister Internal Respiration

Sara Goldstein | Inside Sales Specialist

I am humbled and honored to have been selected by my company to participate on a panel at the 2023 Western Great Lakes Region Women in Tech Conference. I would like to thank the leadership at Ball Bearings, Inc. for supporting me and allowing me to shine.

#womenintech #girlboss #1337code #winning

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5409332&forum_id=2Reputation#46821330)



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Date: September 20th, 2023 1:21 PM
Author: apoplectic box office macaca



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5409332&forum_id=2Reputation#46821335)



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Date: September 20th, 2023 1:23 PM
Author: Exhilarant public bath mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5409332&forum_id=2Reputation#46821347)



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Date: September 20th, 2023 1:36 PM
Author: Odious whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5409332&forum_id=2Reputation#46821413)



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Date: September 20th, 2023 1:38 PM
Author: Hideous Confused Pozpig Mental Disorder



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5409332&forum_id=2Reputation#46821424)



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Date: September 20th, 2023 2:03 PM
Author: avocado heady national security agency pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5409332&forum_id=2Reputation#46821547)



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Date: September 20th, 2023 4:05 PM
Author: Elite chapel sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5409332&forum_id=2Reputation#46822120)



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Date: September 20th, 2023 4:57 PM
Author: razzmatazz hell

The womens shit is the worst.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5409332&forum_id=2Reputation#46822472)



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Date: September 21st, 2023 12:28 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Hospital Haunted Graveyard

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5409332&forum_id=2Reputation#46825685)



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Date: July 5th, 2024 9:44 PM
Author: ultramarine indecent ticket booth generalized bond

I swear I've read this same line a hundred times on there.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5409332&forum_id=2Reputation#47813696)



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Date: September 20th, 2023 4:05 PM
Author: shivering parlour

LinkedIn is a big circle jerk of people who belong to the same company/industry passing pointless information back and forth. There's zero point.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5409332&forum_id=2Reputation#46822119)



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Date: September 20th, 2023 4:06 PM
Author: effete domesticated stage

But enough about modern commerce

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5409332&forum_id=2Reputation#46822122)



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Date: September 20th, 2023 4:25 PM
Author: tantric bright friendly grandma double fault

The engagement circle jerks the business posters have on Twitter are almost as bad.

Whenever someone in their group tweets something:

"Great insight."

"So true."

"I never thought about it that way."

"I'll have to try that!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5409332&forum_id=2Reputation#46822229)



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Date: September 20th, 2023 4:37 PM
Author: Hideous Confused Pozpig Mental Disorder

twist: all of these comments are regarding plans to have their wives fucked by big bulls while they watch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5409332&forum_id=2Reputation#46822325)



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Date: September 20th, 2023 4:58 PM
Author: razzmatazz hell

Twist -these comments are usually made by women

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5409332&forum_id=2Reputation#46822477)



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Date: September 21st, 2023 12:35 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Hospital Haunted Graveyard

*women using chatgpt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5409332&forum_id=2Reputation#46825697)



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Date: September 20th, 2023 4:54 PM
Author: razzmatazz hell

To be fair the anniversary thing seems to be auto-poasted

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5409332&forum_id=2Reputation#46822450)



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Date: September 20th, 2023 4:56 PM
Author: Exhilarant public bath mood

I'm talking about the big, elaborate posts where they talk about how amazing and "cool" it is to be a junior deputy assistant sales manager. It's nauseating, especially with the DEI shit they always throw in these days.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5409332&forum_id=2Reputation#46822461)



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Date: July 5th, 2024 9:44 PM
Author: Exhilarant public bath mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5409332&forum_id=2Reputation#47813693)