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People on LinkedIn are so "proud" of stupid nonsense

Oh, I just celebrated two years at this stupid company! Wow,...
Sticky garrison double fault
  09/20/23
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Startled Toilet Seat Forum
  09/20/23
deactivate it friend
Aromatic theater stage famous landscape painting
  09/20/23
I will, it's a complete scam and they send endless emails.
Sticky garrison double fault
  09/20/23
Do supermarket managers have LinkedIn accounts?
Anal chartreuse degenerate kitty
  09/20/23
Yeah, you'd be surprised. The ones at corporate think they'r...
Sticky garrison double fault
  09/20/23
LinkedIn is important in that many of the people you're inte...
at-the-ready masturbator
  09/20/23
flame. it's actually better to give them 0 intel about you b...
Aromatic theater stage famous landscape painting
  09/20/23
Actually, it's better to do both. The profile gives another...
at-the-ready masturbator
  09/20/23
You don't need a touchpoint faggot. Just be 180 irl
Aromatic theater stage famous landscape painting
  09/20/23
Motherfucker unfortunately in 2023 you do need to be a touch...
at-the-ready masturbator
  09/20/23
Flame. If you were impressive you wouldn't need a "touc...
Aromatic theater stage famous landscape painting
  09/20/23
You can keep telling yourself this and it can keep being not...
at-the-ready masturbator
  09/20/23
yeah of course plenty have gay linkedin profiles but i'm say...
Aromatic theater stage famous landscape painting
  09/20/23
It may not be "necessary" but it improves your pro...
at-the-ready masturbator
  09/20/23
Cool guys at my firm barely touch their LinkedIn profile. Ma...
duck-like locale
  09/20/23
Lmao at writing a bio Just have employer, job title, loca...
Nudist embarrassed to the bone tattoo
  09/20/23
You see this watch?
at-the-ready masturbator
  09/20/23
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dun business firm
  09/20/23
180
chrome alpha mediation
  07/05/24
“Proud to announce that I’ve hired CHAD as Head ...
Heady godawful gas station candlestick maker
  09/20/23
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at-the-ready masturbator
  09/20/23
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nighttime bawdyhouse
  09/20/23
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dun business firm
  09/20/23
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Honey-headed regret becky
  07/05/24
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Sticky garrison double fault
  07/05/24
XO is so irrationally upset with this kind of thing. Who car...
cerebral principal's office love of her life
  09/20/23
What are you proud of evan39?
excitant jet library brethren
  09/20/23
i love being a random solo. i forgot linkedin existed.
puce vivacious dragon
  09/20/23
fundamental Q: are ppl doing this self-promotion bullshit b/...
mahogany partner
  09/20/23
80% the former, which is an even more damning indictment of ...
Bateful institution water buffalo
  09/20/23
woah, sad if true
mahogany partner
  09/20/23
Sara Goldstein | Inside Sales Specialist I am humbled and...
Bateful institution water buffalo
  09/20/23
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brindle razzle house goal in life
  09/20/23
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Sticky garrison double fault
  09/20/23
...
mahogany partner
  09/20/23
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at-the-ready masturbator
  09/20/23
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dun business firm
  09/20/23
...
beta sable chapel queen of the night
  09/20/23
The womens shit is the worst.
duck-like locale
  09/20/23
lol
ocher insecure son of senegal rigpig
  09/21/23
I swear I've read this same line a hundred times on there.
chrome alpha mediation
  07/05/24
LinkedIn is a big circle jerk of people who belong to the sa...
underhanded razzle-dazzle sneaky criminal
  09/20/23
But enough about modern commerce
Lilac box office prole
  09/20/23
The engagement circle jerks the business posters have on Twi...
Ungodly address codepig
  09/20/23
twist: all of these comments are regarding plans to have the...
at-the-ready masturbator
  09/20/23
Twist -these comments are usually made by women
duck-like locale
  09/20/23
*women using chatgpt
ocher insecure son of senegal rigpig
  09/21/23
To be fair the anniversary thing seems to be auto-poasted
duck-like locale
  09/20/23
I'm talking about the big, elaborate posts where they talk a...
Sticky garrison double fault
  09/20/23
...
Sticky garrison double fault
  07/05/24


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Date: September 20th, 2023 12:38 PM
Author: Sticky garrison double fault

Oh, I just celebrated two years at this stupid company! Wow, I just got promoted to Sales Manager II and am so thrilled! What a great team! What an adventure! 600 likes!

So sick of this stupid bullshit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5409332&forum_id=2Reputation#46821123)



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Date: September 20th, 2023 1:08 PM
Author: Startled Toilet Seat Forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5409332&forum_id=2Reputation#46821270)



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Date: September 20th, 2023 12:38 PM
Author: Aromatic theater stage famous landscape painting

deactivate it friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5409332&forum_id=2Reputation#46821124)



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Date: September 20th, 2023 12:39 PM
Author: Sticky garrison double fault

I will, it's a complete scam and they send endless emails.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5409332&forum_id=2Reputation#46821127)



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Date: September 20th, 2023 12:42 PM
Author: Anal chartreuse degenerate kitty

Do supermarket managers have LinkedIn accounts?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5409332&forum_id=2Reputation#46821139)



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Date: September 20th, 2023 12:43 PM
Author: Sticky garrison double fault

Yeah, you'd be surprised. The ones at corporate think they're really special, not flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5409332&forum_id=2Reputation#46821151)



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Date: September 20th, 2023 12:43 PM
Author: at-the-ready masturbator

LinkedIn is important in that many of the people you're interacting with on pitches are using it to get a sense of you going into the meeting or afterward. It's another piece of the platform as I'm sure you understand and a necessary evil. That said, yes, it's also full of vacuous bullshit which you don't need to engage in. Have a tight, convincing bio that highlights your experience, poast your articles, panel events, speeches you give, and move on.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5409332&forum_id=2Reputation#46821147)



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Date: September 20th, 2023 12:46 PM
Author: Aromatic theater stage famous landscape painting

flame. it's actually better to give them 0 intel about you before they meet you and actually being impressive in person.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5409332&forum_id=2Reputation#46821167)



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Date: September 20th, 2023 12:46 PM
Author: at-the-ready masturbator

Actually, it's better to do both. The profile gives another touchpoint.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5409332&forum_id=2Reputation#46821172)



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Date: September 20th, 2023 12:48 PM
Author: Aromatic theater stage famous landscape painting

You don't need a touchpoint faggot. Just be 180 irl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5409332&forum_id=2Reputation#46821180)



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Date: September 20th, 2023 12:51 PM
Author: at-the-ready masturbator

Motherfucker unfortunately in 2023 you do need to be a touchpoint faggot and people who say "I'm just gonna wing this shit and be 180 they'll remember my charismatic smile and drunken stories!" will get left behind. I'm not endorsing the system but it's the reality.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5409332&forum_id=2Reputation#46821203)



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Date: September 20th, 2023 1:21 PM
Author: Aromatic theater stage famous landscape painting

Flame. If you were impressive you wouldn't need a "touchpoint," no one will read or care about your dumb articles and it has a chance of backfiring as try-hard. I can't tell you how many CEOs have profiles that basically only show position, title and tenure, maybe undergrad. That's the most you need and even that is optional.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5409332&forum_id=2Reputation#46821333)



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Date: September 20th, 2023 1:26 PM
Author: at-the-ready masturbator

You can keep telling yourself this and it can keep being not true. Plenty of CEOs and others in the C-Suite of F500 companies have LinkedIn profiles. Listen man, I argued the point you're arguing for many years, I get it, but it's self-defeating and makes you look out of sync not special.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5409332&forum_id=2Reputation#46821365)



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Date: September 20th, 2023 1:34 PM
Author: Aromatic theater stage famous landscape painting

yeah of course plenty have gay linkedin profiles but i'm saying it's provably not necessary for career success. keep following the crowd little buddy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5409332&forum_id=2Reputation#46821406)



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Date: September 20th, 2023 1:37 PM
Author: at-the-ready masturbator

It may not be "necessary" but it improves your prospects. There's a difference between following the crowd and participating in it in acknowledgment that you're already playing a game (modern glocap employment). You're not cool or an "iconoclast" for not doing these things you just look behind.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5409332&forum_id=2Reputation#46821420)



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Date: September 20th, 2023 4:56 PM
Author: duck-like locale

Cool guys at my firm barely touch their LinkedIn profile. Marketing poasts stuff about us and we might repoast or just say phuckit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5409332&forum_id=2Reputation#46822466)



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Date: September 20th, 2023 1:13 PM
Author: Nudist embarrassed to the bone tattoo

Lmao at writing a bio

Just have employer, job title, location, and time spent there. Only full time, no internships

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5409332&forum_id=2Reputation#46821306)



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Date: September 20th, 2023 1:18 PM
Author: at-the-ready masturbator

You see this watch?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5409332&forum_id=2Reputation#46821323)



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Date: September 20th, 2023 2:03 PM
Author: dun business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5409332&forum_id=2Reputation#46821542)



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Date: July 5th, 2024 9:43 PM
Author: chrome alpha mediation

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5409332&forum_id=2Reputation#47813689)



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Date: September 20th, 2023 12:48 PM
Author: Heady godawful gas station candlestick maker

“Proud to announce that I’ve hired CHAD as Head Stock Boi! Looking forward to working very closely with him!”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5409332&forum_id=2Reputation#46821183)



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Date: September 20th, 2023 12:52 PM
Author: at-the-ready masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5409332&forum_id=2Reputation#46821205)



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Date: September 20th, 2023 1:15 PM
Author: nighttime bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5409332&forum_id=2Reputation#46821310)



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Date: September 20th, 2023 2:03 PM
Author: dun business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5409332&forum_id=2Reputation#46821544)



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Date: July 5th, 2024 9:45 PM
Author: Honey-headed regret becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5409332&forum_id=2Reputation#47813697)



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Date: July 5th, 2024 9:45 PM
Author: Sticky garrison double fault



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5409332&forum_id=2Reputation#47813699)



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Date: September 20th, 2023 1:07 PM
Author: cerebral principal's office love of her life

XO is so irrationally upset with this kind of thing. Who cares about corny Linkedin habits? Just don't use the platform or ignore it if it bothers you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5409332&forum_id=2Reputation#46821267)



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Date: September 20th, 2023 1:17 PM
Author: excitant jet library brethren

What are you proud of evan39?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5409332&forum_id=2Reputation#46821317)



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Date: September 20th, 2023 1:17 PM
Author: puce vivacious dragon

i love being a random solo. i forgot linkedin existed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5409332&forum_id=2Reputation#46821318)



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Date: September 20th, 2023 1:17 PM
Author: mahogany partner

fundamental Q: are ppl doing this self-promotion bullshit b/c they want to show off, or bc they have to (or think they have to) to maek in their career yet realize its pathetic and humiliating?

if the latter, that's a sad indictment of our society that middle-class wagecucks are forced to humiliate themselves like this and GC utterly strips them of their dignity.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5409332&forum_id=2Reputation#46821321)



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Date: September 20th, 2023 1:21 PM
Author: Bateful institution water buffalo

80% the former, which is an even more damning indictment of our society imo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5409332&forum_id=2Reputation#46821339)



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Date: September 20th, 2023 1:33 PM
Author: mahogany partner

woah, sad if true

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5409332&forum_id=2Reputation#46821398)



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Date: September 20th, 2023 1:20 PM
Author: Bateful institution water buffalo

Sara Goldstein | Inside Sales Specialist

I am humbled and honored to have been selected by my company to participate on a panel at the 2023 Western Great Lakes Region Women in Tech Conference. I would like to thank the leadership at Ball Bearings, Inc. for supporting me and allowing me to shine.

#womenintech #girlboss #1337code #winning

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5409332&forum_id=2Reputation#46821330)



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Date: September 20th, 2023 1:21 PM
Author: brindle razzle house goal in life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5409332&forum_id=2Reputation#46821335)



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Date: September 20th, 2023 1:23 PM
Author: Sticky garrison double fault



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5409332&forum_id=2Reputation#46821347)



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Date: September 20th, 2023 1:36 PM
Author: mahogany partner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5409332&forum_id=2Reputation#46821413)



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Date: September 20th, 2023 1:38 PM
Author: at-the-ready masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5409332&forum_id=2Reputation#46821424)



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Date: September 20th, 2023 2:03 PM
Author: dun business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5409332&forum_id=2Reputation#46821547)



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Date: September 20th, 2023 4:05 PM
Author: beta sable chapel queen of the night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5409332&forum_id=2Reputation#46822120)



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Date: September 20th, 2023 4:57 PM
Author: duck-like locale

The womens shit is the worst.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5409332&forum_id=2Reputation#46822472)



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Date: September 21st, 2023 12:28 PM
Author: ocher insecure son of senegal rigpig

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5409332&forum_id=2Reputation#46825685)



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Date: July 5th, 2024 9:44 PM
Author: chrome alpha mediation

I swear I've read this same line a hundred times on there.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5409332&forum_id=2Reputation#47813696)



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Date: September 20th, 2023 4:05 PM
Author: underhanded razzle-dazzle sneaky criminal

LinkedIn is a big circle jerk of people who belong to the same company/industry passing pointless information back and forth. There's zero point.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5409332&forum_id=2Reputation#46822119)



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Date: September 20th, 2023 4:06 PM
Author: Lilac box office prole

But enough about modern commerce

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5409332&forum_id=2Reputation#46822122)



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Date: September 20th, 2023 4:25 PM
Author: Ungodly address codepig

The engagement circle jerks the business posters have on Twitter are almost as bad.

Whenever someone in their group tweets something:

"Great insight."

"So true."

"I never thought about it that way."

"I'll have to try that!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5409332&forum_id=2Reputation#46822229)



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Date: September 20th, 2023 4:37 PM
Author: at-the-ready masturbator

twist: all of these comments are regarding plans to have their wives fucked by big bulls while they watch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5409332&forum_id=2Reputation#46822325)



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Date: September 20th, 2023 4:58 PM
Author: duck-like locale

Twist -these comments are usually made by women

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5409332&forum_id=2Reputation#46822477)



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Date: September 21st, 2023 12:35 PM
Author: ocher insecure son of senegal rigpig

*women using chatgpt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5409332&forum_id=2Reputation#46825697)



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Date: September 20th, 2023 4:54 PM
Author: duck-like locale

To be fair the anniversary thing seems to be auto-poasted

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5409332&forum_id=2Reputation#46822450)



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Date: September 20th, 2023 4:56 PM
Author: Sticky garrison double fault

I'm talking about the big, elaborate posts where they talk about how amazing and "cool" it is to be a junior deputy assistant sales manager. It's nauseating, especially with the DEI shit they always throw in these days.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5409332&forum_id=2Reputation#46822461)



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Date: July 5th, 2024 9:44 PM
Author: Sticky garrison double fault



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5409332&forum_id=2Reputation#47813693)