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Hypo: $40k tax free but you must eat 6 mozzarella sticks daily for a year

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Grizzly gas station
  07/06/25
come on man, that is one meal
maroon sound barrier
  07/06/25
It’s only $40k, not a large amount of money but it&rsq...
Grizzly gas station
  07/06/25
how many hours do you work to actually net 40k?
maroon sound barrier
  07/06/25
Idk like 3 days of work
Grizzly gas station
  07/06/25
do i have to find them myself or are they provided somehow?
bat shit crazy sepia institution useless brakes
  07/06/25
If you go into a bathroom and turn the lights off and yell &...
Grizzly gas station
  07/06/25
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Obsidian Tripping Field
  07/06/25
18000000000000
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elite saffron locus
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bat shit crazy sepia institution useless brakes
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Shimmering Concupiscible Dog Poop
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seedy parlour
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pontificating lascivious rigpig lay
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well-lubricated deep becky center
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Galvanic nursing home hissy fit
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Harsh learning disabled people who are hurt
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Effete Church Building Ceo
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aqua indecent native
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claret unholy codepig dilemma
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embarrassed to the bone bright bbw
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big box office brethren
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Long Red Poon Tie Covering Your Wang
  07/12/25
Can I accept this multiple times concurrently? Like, can I u...
elite saffron locus
  07/06/25
realistically isn't this just breakfast for some psycho that...
maroon sound barrier
  07/06/25
I am being entirely serious. If I could up this to 24 sticks...
elite saffron locus
  07/06/25
These are the fried ones like you get from a bar, not just a...
Grizzly gas station
  07/06/25
Yep. I'll make it work. There weren't any stipulations about...
elite saffron locus
  07/06/25
I think I'd tap out at 12 but I don't think I'd struggle wit...
maroon sound barrier
  07/06/25
Every extra 6 gets you $20k more
Grizzly gas station
  07/06/25
I'll take 24 sticks a day.
elite saffron locus
  07/06/25
that's 3,600 calories you will be disco-sized by the end.
hyperactive autistic nowag
  07/07/25
Not with 2-3 hours of cardio a day
elite saffron locus
  07/07/25
do i have to source the sticks myself? idk that this is wor...
massive school cafeteria
  07/06/25
This is RFK Jr., your Secretary of Health and Human Services...
shivering locale organic girlfriend
  07/06/25
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Long Red Poon Tie Covering Your Wang
  07/14/25
40k seems steep but mozzarella sticks are 180, so ok
seedy parlour
  07/06/25
This one is close, but the lack of sales tax makes it worth ...
Brass Floppy Kitchen
  07/07/25
upping it to 12/18/24/etc is tcq
chrome sadistic mental disorder
  07/07/25
if they are burger king sized rinky dink ones yes. if they a...
well-lubricated deep becky center
  07/07/25
Can I request them baked instead if fried? Are they kosher?
apoplectic site
  07/07/25
They are whatever the Trader Joe’s mozzarella sticks a...
Grizzly gas station
  07/07/25
serving size 3 pieces(77g) calories per serving 260 ...
hyperactive autistic nowag
  07/07/25
It’s not but having them 365 days in a row would be te...
Grizzly gas station
  07/07/25
they're not kosher. how does that work for me?
apoplectic site
  07/07/25
you're indian why do you care?
hyperactive autistic nowag
  07/07/25
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Harsh learning disabled people who are hurt
  07/07/25
veddy veddy not kosher
apoplectic site
  07/07/25
cheese and breadcrumbs isn't kosher? wtf is wrong with you ...
chrome sadistic mental disorder
  07/09/25
you need to pay a (((rabbi))) to magically make things (((ko...
hyperactive autistic nowag
  07/09/25
I was at a farmer's market in NJ where some religious Jews w...
Harsh learning disabled people who are hurt
  07/11/25
prole tell: thinking kosher means a rabbi blesses the food. ...
apoplectic site
  07/11/25
Yeah, that was a point of discussion, but he noted that in d...
Harsh learning disabled people who are hurt
  07/11/25
are you retarded? kosher certification has literally nothing...
apoplectic site
  07/11/25
I'm retelling a conversation I overheard. I didn't get the ...
.,.,...,..,.,.,:,,:,.,.,:::,...,:,...:..:.,:.::,.
  07/13/25
so you're transmitting like 4th degree hearsay about somethi...
...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,
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most cheese is not kosher because of animal rennets. if you ...
apoplectic site
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seedy parlour
  07/07/25
No 40k for you
Harsh learning disabled people who are hurt
  07/07/25
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Grizzly gas station
  07/08/25
Your god is dumb as shit. Just do one of your regular tricks...
useless canary indirect expression sandwich
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elite saffron locus
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Harsh learning disabled people who are hurt
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Grizzly gas station
  07/09/25
based on the TJ's mozz sticks nutrition facts, you'd get 74%...
cerebral soggy nibblets
  07/09/25
define 'sticks'
claret unholy codepig dilemma
  07/11/25
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chandler (retired)
  07/12/25
I'd do 30 sticks. Everyday. Then I'd take my $43,800,000 and...
disco fries
  07/13/25


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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:37 PM
Author: Grizzly gas station



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:38 PM
Author: maroon sound barrier

come on man, that is one meal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Reputation#49077691)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:49 PM
Author: Grizzly gas station

It’s only $40k, not a large amount of money but it’s very inconvenient and an unhealthy meal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Reputation#49077705)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:52 PM
Author: maroon sound barrier

how many hours do you work to actually net 40k?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Reputation#49077713)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:54 PM
Author: Grizzly gas station

Idk like 3 days of work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Reputation#49077723)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:50 PM
Author: bat shit crazy sepia institution useless brakes

do i have to find them myself or are they provided somehow?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Reputation#49077706)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:56 PM
Author: Grizzly gas station

If you go into a bathroom and turn the lights off and yell “take me away, take me away to the cheesy shores of cheddar bay” when you turn the lights back on a basket of 6 mozzarella sticks with a side of marinara sauce will appear in the sink

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Reputation#49077730)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 11:50 PM
Author: Obsidian Tripping Field



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:05 AM
Author: buff piazza hairy legs

18000000000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Reputation#49077861)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:08 AM
Author: elite saffron locus



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Date: July 7th, 2025 1:04 AM
Author: bat shit crazy sepia institution useless brakes



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Date: July 7th, 2025 1:06 AM
Author: Shimmering Concupiscible Dog Poop



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Date: July 7th, 2025 1:20 AM
Author: seedy parlour



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Date: July 7th, 2025 1:35 AM
Author: pontificating lascivious rigpig lay



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Date: July 7th, 2025 8:39 AM
Author: well-lubricated deep becky center



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Date: July 7th, 2025 8:44 AM
Author: Galvanic nursing home hissy fit



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:20 AM
Author: Harsh learning disabled people who are hurt



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:36 PM
Author: Effete Church Building Ceo



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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:35 AM
Author: aqua indecent native



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:59 PM
Author: claret unholy codepig dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Reputation#49093483)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 2:02 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone bright bbw



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Date: July 11th, 2025 2:05 PM
Author: big box office brethren



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Date: July 12th, 2025 12:13 PM
Author: Long Red Poon Tie Covering Your Wang ( )



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:50 PM
Author: elite saffron locus

Can I accept this multiple times concurrently? Like, can I up it to 12 for $80k?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Reputation#49077707)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:53 PM
Author: maroon sound barrier

realistically isn't this just breakfast for some psycho that is trying to go crazy at the gym? idk if you're being sarcastic but it seems pretty doable

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Reputation#49077716)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: elite saffron locus

I am being entirely serious. If I could up this to 24 sticks a day for $160k I would do it in a heartbeat.

I could literally do all of that in one meal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Reputation#49077727)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:56 PM
Author: Grizzly gas station

These are the fried ones like you get from a bar, not just a cheese stick brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Reputation#49077732)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:57 PM
Author: elite saffron locus

Yep. I'll make it work. There weren't any stipulations about how I had to consume them, just that I had to. If I'm really struggling I'll throw them in a food processor or a blender to make things easier.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Reputation#49077734)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:58 PM
Author: maroon sound barrier

I think I'd tap out at 12 but I don't think I'd struggle with that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Reputation#49077738)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: Grizzly gas station

Every extra 6 gets you $20k more

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Reputation#49077725)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: elite saffron locus

I'll take 24 sticks a day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Reputation#49077729)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 9:07 AM
Author: hyperactive autistic nowag

that's 3,600 calories you will be disco-sized by the end.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Reputation#49078404)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:29 PM
Author: elite saffron locus

Not with 2-3 hours of cardio a day

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Reputation#49078900)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: massive school cafeteria

do i have to source the sticks myself?

idk that this is worth 40k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Reputation#49077726)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 11:10 PM
Author: shivering locale organic girlfriend

This is RFK Jr., your Secretary of Health and Human Services. The Department is monitoring responses to this poast to find the CR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Reputation#49077755)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 12:39 AM
Author: Long Red Poon Tie Covering Your Wang ( )



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Reputation#49099448)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 11:36 PM
Author: seedy parlour

40k seems steep but mozzarella sticks are 180, so ok

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Reputation#49077803)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 5:25 AM
Author: Brass Floppy Kitchen

This one is close, but the lack of sales tax makes it worth it, assuming the mozzarella sticks are fresh.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Reputation#49078180)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 8:37 AM
Author: chrome sadistic mental disorder

upping it to 12/18/24/etc is tcq

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Reputation#49078353)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 8:42 AM
Author: well-lubricated deep becky center

if they are burger king sized rinky dink ones yes. if they are restaurant sized big boys no. cost to heart health not worth the 40k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Reputation#49078365)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 9:01 AM
Author: apoplectic site

Can I request them baked instead if fried? Are they kosher?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Reputation#49078386)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:18 AM
Author: Grizzly gas station

They are whatever the Trader Joe’s mozzarella sticks are in terms of size and nutrition

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Reputation#49078730)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:20 AM
Author: hyperactive autistic nowag

serving size

3 pieces(77g)

calories per serving

260

So only 520 calories? That's not terrible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Reputation#49078733)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:21 AM
Author: Grizzly gas station

It’s not but having them 365 days in a row would be terrible

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Reputation#49078738)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:26 AM
Author: apoplectic site

they're not kosher. how does that work for me?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Reputation#49078743)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:32 AM
Author: hyperactive autistic nowag

you're indian why do you care?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Reputation#49078752)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:23 PM
Author: Harsh learning disabled people who are hurt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Reputation#49078876)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:24 PM
Author: apoplectic site

veddy veddy not kosher

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Reputation#49078879)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:15 AM
Author: chrome sadistic mental disorder

cheese and breadcrumbs isn't kosher? wtf is wrong with you ppl?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Reputation#49085417)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:32 AM
Author: hyperactive autistic nowag

you need to pay a (((rabbi))) to magically make things (((kosher))) and Trader Joes is too cheap to do that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Reputation#49085446)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:47 PM
Author: Harsh learning disabled people who are hurt

I was at a farmer's market in NJ where some religious Jews were giving some NJ honey farmer grief because he didn't pay a rabbi to bless his honey. He explained that he looked into it and didn't think it made any sense whatsoever since there are no real requirements other than the rabbi blessing his honey and the stuff that matters like how the honey was made wasn't the area of their attention at all. You can feed the bees total shit like corn syrup and they would still make it Kosher as long as you paid them, while he put in the work to make premium honey and they dgaf. It was hilarious seeing this Italian bro argue with these Jews that their entire system is bullshit and that his family ran their apiary for generations and that their religion isn't substantive. This Jewish woman took offense at this but he wasn't having it and suggested they go somewhere else.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Reputation#49093436)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:55 PM
Author: apoplectic site

prole tell: thinking kosher means a rabbi blesses the food.

it's amazing how many prole goyim think this. any goy who has been around jews knows that kosher means the product is what it purports to be and doesnt contain improper non-kosher additives

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Reputation#49093467)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:58 PM
Author: Harsh learning disabled people who are hurt

Yeah, that was a point of discussion, but he noted that in discussions with the rabbis at no point did they gaf about how the honey was made. They were like "do you add anything" he said "no" and they were like ok, this just needs to be blessed. He pointed that out to the Jews who dismissed this and noted that this was about respecting their religion and he pointed out that their religion doesn't result in better honey.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Reputation#49093474)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 2:07 PM
Author: apoplectic site

are you retarded? kosher certification has literally nothing to do with blessing anything. there are no blessings. i dont know wtf ur babbling about regarding honey and who youre talking about bc i didnt read ur tl;dr, but i just know ur babbling and talking out of ur ass.

kosher is a certification. the kosher agency is putting their stamp of approval that the product is what it purports to be and doesnt have non-kosher ingredients. simple as that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Reputation#49093509)



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Date: July 13th, 2025 8:37 PM
Author: .,.,...,..,.,.,:,,:,.,.,:::,...,:,...:..:.,:.::,.


I'm retelling a conversation I overheard. I didn't get the contact info for the orthodox Jews so that other Jews like you could get in contact with them at a later date to argue about their understanding of Kosher rules. Sorry about that.

I'm not even Jewish so I don't really know or care about this level of detail.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Reputation#49098817)



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Date: July 13th, 2025 11:13 PM
Author: ...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,


so you're transmitting like 4th degree hearsay about something you dont know jack shit about? got it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Reputation#49099230)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:57 PM
Author: apoplectic site

most cheese is not kosher because of animal rennets. if you go to the grocery store, only 1% of the cheeses are kosher

https://oukosher.org/blog/consumer-kosher/say-cheese/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Reputation#49093472)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 4:17 PM
Author: seedy parlour



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:24 PM
Author: Harsh learning disabled people who are hurt

No 40k for you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Reputation#49078877)



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Date: July 8th, 2025 11:22 PM
Author: Grizzly gas station



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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:30 AM
Author: useless canary indirect expression sandwich

Your god is dumb as shit. Just do one of your regular tricks like eat them in the dark or under an umbrella or something so he doesn't even notice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Reputation#49085438)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: elite saffron locus



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:59 PM
Author: Harsh learning disabled people who are hurt



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Date: July 9th, 2025 4:10 PM
Author: Grizzly gas station



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Date: July 9th, 2025 4:38 PM
Author: cerebral soggy nibblets

based on the TJ's mozz sticks nutrition facts, you'd get 74% of your saturated fat from these little fuckers per day

4 PINNOCHI'S-O. NOT WORTH IT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Reputation#49087406)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:59 PM
Author: claret unholy codepig dilemma

define 'sticks'

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Reputation#49093479)



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Date: July 12th, 2025 12:11 PM
Author: chandler (retired)



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Date: July 13th, 2025 11:18 PM
Author: disco fries (his own flesh as well as all space was still a cage)

I'd do 30 sticks. Everyday. Then I'd take my $43,800,000 and put it in trusts for my kids so they would be taken care of.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Reputation#49099235)