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Trump: "Open the Fuckin’ Strait. Praise be to Allah"

LoL he's totally furked Tuesday will be Power Plant Day...
galvanic tank national
  04/05/26
Open the fucking strait you crazy bastards.
violet bateful fat ankles shitlib
  04/05/26
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lascivious kitchen
  04/05/26
No, Birdshit
galvanic tank national
  04/05/26
Trumps only negotiating posture is endless threatening shit ...
galvanic tank national
  04/05/26
It's going to work. Just wait.
violet bateful fat ankles shitlib
  04/05/26
No it will not, he forgot to use ALL CAPS
Know-it-all church alpha
  04/05/26
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diverse boltzmann
  04/05/26
Lol
Mildly autistic crackhouse old irish cottage
  04/05/26
how can u not love this man? the Madness of King Trump
Appetizing buck-toothed library
  04/05/26
imagine if kamala said this
galvanic tank national
  04/05/26
ever since I saw DJT rise from the dead on July 13, 2024-- I...
Appetizing buck-toothed library
  04/05/26
...
violet bateful fat ankles shitlib
  04/05/26
whens he gonna hit the interim ayatollah w/ dat im gay
Pale nudist locale
  04/05/26
wait two weeks
lascivious kitchen
  04/05/26
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Lavender motley locus
  04/06/26
lmao. i believe there is a US global oil dominance plan. ...
Claret Market French Chef
  04/05/26
Nice use of "this isn't x, it's y" but needs to be...
dun theater round eye
  04/05/26
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light twinkling uncleanness whorehouse
  04/05/26
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Supple peach kitty cat
  04/05/26
Putin watching this and wondering why he didn't go all out o...
Transparent Erotic Area
  04/05/26
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Dark messiness
  04/05/26
rofl if u think Putin is thinking that he's legit 130 IQ and...
galvanic tank national
  04/05/26
what? try writing in english now?
Transparent Erotic Area
  04/05/26
Are men too emotional to be president?
Insecure razzle-dazzle stain idiot
  04/05/26
Legitimately one of the most hilarious inappropriate things ...
Crimson Tanning Salon
  04/05/26
Yes, on Easter no less. Funny how even 11 years in he still ...
Glittery location indirect expression
  04/05/26
this is what we voted for amirite?
Henna Arousing Center
  04/05/26
yes, goyim, yes you did
Underhanded useless brakes lodge
  04/06/26
Glad you found it funny Jew
disgusting shrine
  04/05/26
You didn’t think it was funny? Loser tell
Crimson Tanning Salon
  04/05/26
He could fully redeem himself by bombing Israel instead. He ...
Henna Arousing Center
  04/05/26
Just final confirmation that he’s an irredeemable piec...
disgusting shrine
  04/05/26
Another brown chatgpt post. This isn't a coincidence. It's a...
light twinkling uncleanness whorehouse
  04/05/26
...
violet bateful fat ankles shitlib
  04/05/26
...
mischievous marvelous base international law enforcement agency
  04/05/26
We can open it any time we'd like, actually. It's not actua...
Insecure razzle-dazzle stain idiot
  04/05/26
Lmao, cr What a pathetic pussy, the whole world is laughi...
disgusting shrine
  04/05/26
...
diverse boltzmann
  04/05/26
...
diverse boltzmann
  04/05/26
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Coral Psychic
  04/05/26
Blah blah blah my prophet molested a 9 year old blah blah bl...
Coral Psychic
  04/05/26
Open the fucken strait brah.
Deep Corner Fortuitous Meteor
  04/05/26
...
violet bateful fat ankles shitlib
  04/05/26
...
Know-it-all church alpha
  04/06/26
crazy theory: an Iranian negotiator said mockingly that &quo...
Ocher Adventurous Indian Lodge
  04/05/26
Iran shld say they will open one island in the Strait in hon...
galvanic tank national
  04/05/26
On this glorious Easter I will be doing Israel's bidding so ...
Insecure razzle-dazzle stain idiot
  04/05/26
...
disgusting shrine
  04/05/26
...
aquamarine at-the-ready chad
  04/06/26
Pls respond
Well-lubricated flushed toilet seat
  04/06/26
Is this related? https://x.com/osint613/status/2040831941...
Know-it-all church alpha
  04/06/26
Allah works in mysterious ways, doesnt he Trumpkins?
AZNgirl manipulating Stocks w/Mossad BF
  04/12/26


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Date: April 5th, 2026 10:16 AM
Author: galvanic tank national

LoL he's totally furked

Tuesday will be Power Plant Day, and Bridge Day, all wrapped up in one, in Iran. There will be nothing like it!!! Open the Fuckin' Strait, you crazy bastards, or you'll be living in Hell.

https://x.com/i/status/2040763128657371585

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2Reputation#49795178)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 10:17 AM
Author: violet bateful fat ankles shitlib

Open the fucking strait you crazy bastards.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2Reputation#49795180)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 10:22 AM
Author: lascivious kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2Reputation#49795194)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 10:23 AM
Author: galvanic tank national

No, Birdshit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2Reputation#49795197)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 10:24 AM
Author: galvanic tank national

Trumps only negotiating posture is endless threatening shit as if everyone will just give in... It's childish and lolzy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2Reputation#49795200)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 10:56 AM
Author: violet bateful fat ankles shitlib

It's going to work. Just wait.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2Reputation#49795265)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 9:36 PM
Author: Know-it-all church alpha

No it will not, he forgot to use ALL CAPS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2Reputation#49796535)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 9:37 PM
Author: diverse boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2Reputation#49796537)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 10:44 AM
Author: Mildly autistic crackhouse old irish cottage

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2Reputation#49795246)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 10:58 AM
Author: Appetizing buck-toothed library

how can u not love this man? the Madness of King Trump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2Reputation#49795268)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:07 AM
Author: galvanic tank national

imagine if kamala said this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2Reputation#49795280)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:09 AM
Author: Appetizing buck-toothed library

ever since I saw DJT rise from the dead on July 13, 2024-- I knew God was on his side

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2Reputation#49795281)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:10 AM
Author: violet bateful fat ankles shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2Reputation#49795282)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:11 AM
Author: Pale nudist locale

whens he gonna hit the interim ayatollah w/ dat im gay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2Reputation#49795286)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:14 AM
Author: lascivious kitchen

wait two weeks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2Reputation#49795293)



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Date: April 6th, 2026 2:00 PM
Author: Lavender motley locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2Reputation#49797946)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:13 AM
Author: Claret Market French Chef

lmao. i believe there is a US global oil dominance plan.

watch: within a year US will threaten the straits of malacca.

panama, venezuela, hormuz. one is just a headline. three is a pattern forming.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2Reputation#49795292)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:39 AM
Author: dun theater round eye

Nice use of "this isn't x, it's y" but needs to be longer and browner overall

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2Reputation#49795328)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:41 AM
Author: light twinkling uncleanness whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2Reputation#49795332)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:18 AM
Author: Supple peach kitty cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2Reputation#49795297)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:23 AM
Author: Transparent Erotic Area

Putin watching this and wondering why he didn't go all out on Ukrainian infrastructure - the right wingers in Russia have been pushing for this for 4 years, Putin deemed "too liberal" and holding back too much by the right there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2Reputation#49795305)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:25 AM
Author: Dark messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2Reputation#49795307)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:10 PM
Author: galvanic tank national

rofl if u think Putin is thinking that he's legit 130 IQ and thinking things thru long term. Trump is a literal furking manchild 70 IQ if that who cannot think past his next BigMac

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2Reputation#49795524)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 2:53 PM
Author: Transparent Erotic Area

what? try writing in english now?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2Reputation#49795776)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:43 AM
Author: Insecure razzle-dazzle stain idiot

Are men too emotional to be president?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2Reputation#49795336)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 12:10 PM
Author: Crimson Tanning Salon

Legitimately one of the most hilarious inappropriate things he’s ever said

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2Reputation#49795408)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 12:53 PM
Author: Glittery location indirect expression

Yes, on Easter no less. Funny how even 11 years in he still has the ability to make me question whether his post is real or not

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2Reputation#49795487)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:11 PM
Author: Henna Arousing Center

this is what we voted for amirite?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2Reputation#49795530)



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Date: April 6th, 2026 1:47 AM
Author: Underhanded useless brakes lodge

yes, goyim, yes you did

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2Reputation#49796926)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:18 PM
Author: disgusting shrine

Glad you found it funny Jew

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2Reputation#49795564)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:36 PM
Author: Crimson Tanning Salon

You didn’t think it was funny? Loser tell

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2Reputation#49795633)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:12 PM
Author: Henna Arousing Center

He could fully redeem himself by bombing Israel instead. He won’t but he would go down in history as a Lincoln-like figure if he did

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2Reputation#49795533)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:16 PM
Author: disgusting shrine

Just final confirmation that he’s an irredeemable piece of shit.

Didn’t he say we didn’t need the Strait?

The guy is not only crazy, he is completely senile. Never thought we’d cum to miss Joe Biden.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2Reputation#49795556)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:33 PM
Author: light twinkling uncleanness whorehouse

Another brown chatgpt post. This isn't a coincidence. It's a trend.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2Reputation#49795618)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:34 PM
Author: violet bateful fat ankles shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2Reputation#49795622)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:40 PM
Author: mischievous marvelous base international law enforcement agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2Reputation#49795641)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:47 PM
Author: Insecure razzle-dazzle stain idiot

We can open it any time we'd like, actually.

It's not actually closed, who would like us to escort you through it?

OK maybe it's closed, which of our international friends wants to help us open it?

OK you better open it up now or else.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2Reputation#49795652)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 6:09 PM
Author: disgusting shrine

Lmao, cr

What a pathetic pussy, the whole world is laughing at him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2Reputation#49796079)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 9:38 PM
Author: diverse boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2Reputation#49796543)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 9:38 PM
Author: diverse boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2Reputation#49796542)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 2:24 PM
Author: Coral Psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2Reputation#49795718)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 2:25 PM
Author: Coral Psychic

Blah blah blah my prophet molested a 9 year old blah blah blah

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2Reputation#49795719)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:32 PM
Author: Deep Corner Fortuitous Meteor

Open the fucken strait brah.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2Reputation#49795615)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 8:29 PM
Author: violet bateful fat ankles shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2Reputation#49796384)



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Date: April 6th, 2026 1:52 PM
Author: Know-it-all church alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2Reputation#49797930)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:52 PM
Author: Ocher Adventurous Indian Lodge

crazy theory: an Iranian negotiator said mockingly that "we will open the Strait of Hormuz the day that Trump praises Allah!" and Trump is trolling them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2Reputation#49795664)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 2:27 PM
Author: galvanic tank national

Iran shld say they will open one island in the Strait in honor of Trump's peace making. The island will be renamed Epstein island

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2Reputation#49795721)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 2:34 PM
Author: Insecure razzle-dazzle stain idiot

On this glorious Easter I will be doing Israel's bidding so they won't expose me a kiddy rapist. Allahu Akbar!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2Reputation#49795730)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 6:09 PM
Author: disgusting shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2Reputation#49796080)



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Date: April 6th, 2026 3:00 PM
Author: aquamarine at-the-ready chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2Reputation#49798055)



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Date: April 6th, 2026 1:24 AM
Author: Well-lubricated flushed toilet seat

Pls respond

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2Reputation#49796904)



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Date: April 6th, 2026 2:05 PM
Author: Know-it-all church alpha

Is this related?

https://x.com/osint613/status/2040831941683937580?s=46

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2Reputation#49797966)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 10:18 AM
Author: AZNgirl manipulating Stocks w/Mossad BF

Allah works in mysterious ways, doesnt he Trumpkins?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2Reputation#49812165)