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HYPO: $1m for each year of state prison. How many years do you do?

Your life is exactly your current life. You are offered $1m ...
Vigorous filthy wagecucks
  04/13/21
0 this is fucking stupid
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Walnut stimulating step-uncle's house
  09/02/24
Do I suffer social and professional repercussions like a nor...
Histrionic Chestnut Parlor
  04/13/21
The consequences are exactly what they would be in real life...
Vigorous filthy wagecucks
  04/13/21
Then no.
Histrionic Chestnut Parlor
  04/13/21
If I sold everything I could do two I think
Spectacular incel
  04/13/21
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Vigorous filthy wagecucks
  04/13/21
Zero. I make more than that each year now.
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  04/13/21
you could still work remotely from jail
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"Ordinarily, you know, we would recruit our associates ...
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vengeful maize theater stage azn
  04/13/21
which state?
adulterous school cafeteria cumskin
  04/13/21
Your state
Vigorous filthy wagecucks
  04/13/21
one year would be fine
adulterous school cafeteria cumskin
  04/13/21
State prison? No. Minimum security federal work camp of m...
Cerebral mental disorder
  04/13/21
Same. I’d be afraid of getting killed in state prison....
Provocative Hateful Business Firm Mad-dog Skullcap
  04/13/21
do you look like Michael Rapapport?
adulterous school cafeteria cumskin
  04/13/21
5 years is fine-- the five million, added to the three mill...
Sticky exciting faggotry whorehouse
  04/13/21
real value of this deal is like $1.05m taking into account r...
hairraiser kink-friendly theatre
  04/13/21
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Provocative Hateful Business Firm Mad-dog Skullcap
  04/13/21
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Sticky exciting faggotry whorehouse
  04/13/21
minus inflation and opportunity costs
adulterous school cafeteria cumskin
  04/13/21
People underestimate how bad life is in prison. It is far, f...
Comical clown
  04/13/21
I know a guy doing life in my state’s prison. he&rsquo...
adulterous school cafeteria cumskin
  04/13/21
i thought most prisons got rid of weights. he jsut gettin...
Comical clown
  04/13/21
idk but he’s azn so maybe it’s just his alpha ge...
adulterous school cafeteria cumskin
  04/13/21
Pods generally sort themselves into LIFTERS and PLATES. The ...
racy rose abode
  04/13/21
Lmao is this for real?
adulterous school cafeteria cumskin
  04/13/21
Had a crim def client who was a highly regarded PLATE becaus...
racy rose abode
  04/13/21
What if you’re doughy and large and carrying an extra ...
bonkers ivory gas station
  04/13/21
Sounds like you'd make a good Atlas Stone. Or somebody's bit...
racy rose abode
  04/13/21
If anyone found out about your deal, you would immediately b...
tan antidepressant drug blood rage
  04/13/21
This is a death sentence.
drunken pale sanctuary kitty cat
  04/13/21
Throw in unlimited commissary and I do at least 20 years.
Coiffed lodge
  04/13/21
this is an easy 0 years for me
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  04/13/21
what's the avg verdict for a wrongfully convicted guy who wi...
hairraiser kink-friendly theatre
  04/13/21
I’d sign up for the Michael Peterson Special—8.5...
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Date: April 13th, 2021 3:50 PM
Author: Vigorous filthy wagecucks

Your life is exactly your current life. You are offered $1m tax free to go to state prison and you get to decide how many years you get. In all other aspects you will be a normal prisoner with no special perks.

How many years do you go down for?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4809789&forum_id=2Reputation#42272688)



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Date: April 13th, 2021 6:40 PM
Author: thriller seedy water buffalo karate

0 this is fucking stupid

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4809789&forum_id=2Reputation#42273983)



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Date: September 2nd, 2024 6:58 PM
Author: Walnut stimulating step-uncle's house



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Date: April 13th, 2021 3:51 PM
Author: Histrionic Chestnut Parlor

Do I suffer social and professional repercussions like a normal criminal would if I do this? If no, I'd probably crank out 5 years. Spend some time getting in shape and getting some reading done while counting on my family and friends to visit me and send me money so I can buy stuff from the commissary/smugglers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4809789&forum_id=2Reputation#42272697)



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Date: April 13th, 2021 3:53 PM
Author: Vigorous filthy wagecucks

The consequences are exactly what they would be in real life now. Let’s say it’s for something non violent like tax fraud.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4809789&forum_id=2Reputation#42272713)



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Date: April 13th, 2021 4:16 PM
Author: Histrionic Chestnut Parlor

Then no.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4809789&forum_id=2Reputation#42272872)



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Date: April 13th, 2021 3:51 PM
Author: Spectacular incel

If I sold everything I could do two I think

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4809789&forum_id=2Reputation#42272700)



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Date: April 13th, 2021 3:54 PM
Author: Vigorous filthy wagecucks



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Date: April 13th, 2021 3:52 PM
Author: razzle orchid chapel

Zero. I make more than that each year now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4809789&forum_id=2Reputation#42272702)



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Date: April 13th, 2021 3:54 PM
Author: mildly autistic masturbator marketing idea

you could still work remotely from jail

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4809789&forum_id=2Reputation#42272719)



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Date: April 13th, 2021 3:56 PM
Author: hairraiser kink-friendly theatre



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Date: April 13th, 2021 3:56 PM
Author: vengeful maize theater stage azn



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Date: April 13th, 2021 3:57 PM
Author: Vigorous filthy wagecucks



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Date: April 13th, 2021 3:58 PM
Author: orange filthpig

*Cravath partner delicately explaining to Apollo Global asst GC why certain billable entries for Project Orion have "Arkansas Department of Corrections - GRIMES Unit" in geographic field*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4809789&forum_id=2Reputation#42272752)



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Date: April 13th, 2021 4:09 PM
Author: Sticky exciting faggotry whorehouse



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Date: April 13th, 2021 4:09 PM
Author: Cerebral mental disorder



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Date: April 13th, 2021 4:10 PM
Author: razzle orchid chapel



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Date: April 13th, 2021 4:11 PM
Author: Provocative Hateful Business Firm Mad-dog Skullcap



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Date: April 13th, 2021 4:13 PM
Author: Cerebral mental disorder

"Ordinarily, you know, we would recruit our associates from FPC Pensacola. I know Arkansas Department of Corrections is not ranked as highly, but this is a rockstar associate. Top of his class and the deepest anal cavity in the cell block."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4809789&forum_id=2Reputation#42272849)



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Date: April 13th, 2021 4:16 PM
Author: vengeful maize theater stage azn



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Date: April 13th, 2021 4:20 PM
Author: hairraiser kink-friendly theatre



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Date: April 13th, 2021 5:20 PM
Author: Multi-colored ungodly center quadroon



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Date: November 14th, 2024 4:26 PM
Author: Aspie Pickup Line



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Date: April 13th, 2021 4:16 PM
Author: vengeful maize theater stage azn



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Date: April 13th, 2021 3:55 PM
Author: adulterous school cafeteria cumskin

which state?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4809789&forum_id=2Reputation#42272722)



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Date: April 13th, 2021 3:55 PM
Author: Vigorous filthy wagecucks

Your state

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4809789&forum_id=2Reputation#42272725)



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Date: April 13th, 2021 3:57 PM
Author: adulterous school cafeteria cumskin

one year would be fine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4809789&forum_id=2Reputation#42272737)



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Date: April 13th, 2021 4:08 PM
Author: Cerebral mental disorder

State prison? No.

Minimum security federal work camp of my choosing? I'd do one year.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4809789&forum_id=2Reputation#42272808)



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Date: April 13th, 2021 4:12 PM
Author: Provocative Hateful Business Firm Mad-dog Skullcap

Same. I’d be afraid of getting killed in state prison.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4809789&forum_id=2Reputation#42272837)



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Date: April 13th, 2021 4:16 PM
Author: adulterous school cafeteria cumskin

do you look like Michael Rapapport?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4809789&forum_id=2Reputation#42272863)



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Date: April 13th, 2021 4:10 PM
Author: Sticky exciting faggotry whorehouse

5 years is fine-- the five million, added to the three million I already have, should be enough assuming I never have kids.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4809789&forum_id=2Reputation#42272822)



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Date: April 13th, 2021 4:11 PM
Author: hairraiser kink-friendly theatre

real value of this deal is like $1.05m taking into account room & board

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4809789&forum_id=2Reputation#42272829)



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Date: April 13th, 2021 4:13 PM
Author: Provocative Hateful Business Firm Mad-dog Skullcap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4809789&forum_id=2Reputation#42272843)



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Date: April 13th, 2021 4:13 PM
Author: Sticky exciting faggotry whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4809789&forum_id=2Reputation#42272845)



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Date: April 13th, 2021 4:15 PM
Author: adulterous school cafeteria cumskin

minus inflation and opportunity costs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4809789&forum_id=2Reputation#42272861)



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Date: April 13th, 2021 4:13 PM
Author: Comical clown

People underestimate how bad life is in prison. It is far, far, far worse than the most miserable job/marriage.

So, zero.

What would be fair wages for 365 days of psych torture and likely physical and sexual abuse? Idk, but closer to 10M i think. Enough that your entire life is "made"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4809789&forum_id=2Reputation#42272847)



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Date: April 13th, 2021 4:15 PM
Author: adulterous school cafeteria cumskin

I know a guy doing life in my state’s prison. he’s yoked af and has access to FB

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4809789&forum_id=2Reputation#42272857)



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Date: April 13th, 2021 4:15 PM
Author: Comical clown

i thought most prisons got rid of weights.

he jsut getting yoked doing burpees and pull-ups, or what

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4809789&forum_id=2Reputation#42272862)



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Date: April 13th, 2021 4:16 PM
Author: adulterous school cafeteria cumskin

idk but he’s azn so maybe it’s just his alpha gent his khan wolf genes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4809789&forum_id=2Reputation#42272871)



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Date: April 13th, 2021 4:19 PM
Author: racy rose abode

Pods generally sort themselves into LIFTERS and PLATES. The LIFTERS are the doods who want to get jacked. The PLATES are the littler doods who need protection. The LIFTERS use the PLATES as weights to do presses, squats, etc. In exchange, the LIFTERS protect the PLATES from harassment and abuse because they need their PLATES available in the gym not hiding in a cell or recovering in the infirmary.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4809789&forum_id=2Reputation#42272895)



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Date: April 13th, 2021 4:21 PM
Author: adulterous school cafeteria cumskin

Lmao is this for real?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4809789&forum_id=2Reputation#42272918)



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Date: April 13th, 2021 5:55 PM
Author: racy rose abode

Had a crim def client who was a highly regarded PLATE because his weight distribution was very even and it made him great for benching. He also had a pretty strong core to go rigid during the lifts. You'd think a twink like him would be getting his cheeks spread by every Jerome in the unit but he was actually highly regarded and could easily command favors from doods three times his size.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4809789&forum_id=2Reputation#42273660)



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Date: April 13th, 2021 5:58 PM
Author: bonkers ivory gas station

What if you’re doughy and large and carrying an extra 150 pounds?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4809789&forum_id=2Reputation#42273687)



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Date: April 13th, 2021 6:01 PM
Author: racy rose abode

Sounds like you'd make a good Atlas Stone. Or somebody's bitch.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4809789&forum_id=2Reputation#42273715)



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Date: April 13th, 2021 4:17 PM
Author: tan antidepressant drug blood rage

If anyone found out about your deal, you would immediately be paying thousands/day for “protection”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4809789&forum_id=2Reputation#42272873)



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Date: April 13th, 2021 4:17 PM
Author: drunken pale sanctuary kitty cat

This is a death sentence.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4809789&forum_id=2Reputation#42272876)



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Date: April 13th, 2021 4:17 PM
Author: Coiffed lodge

Throw in unlimited commissary and I do at least 20 years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4809789&forum_id=2Reputation#42272880)



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Date: April 13th, 2021 4:26 PM
Author: up-to-no-good learning disabled background story

this is an easy 0 years for me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4809789&forum_id=2Reputation#42272967)



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Date: April 13th, 2021 4:26 PM
Author: hairraiser kink-friendly theatre

what's the avg verdict for a wrongfully convicted guy who wins his lawsuit against cops/DA? I assume value of those cases is *way* less than $1M a year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4809789&forum_id=2Reputation#42272973)



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Date: April 13th, 2021 5:56 PM
Author: bonkers ivory gas station

I’d sign up for the Michael Peterson Special—8.5 years in a North Carolina prison

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4809789&forum_id=2Reputation#42273671)



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Date: April 13th, 2021 5:58 PM
Author: Medicated mustard genital piercing



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Date: April 13th, 2021 6:40 PM
Author: mildly autistic masturbator marketing idea

buddy went to fed for 10 years, wrote a novel and got a $1m movie deal during his incarceration.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4809789&forum_id=2Reputation#42273975)



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Date: July 18th, 2021 5:57 PM
Author: Walnut stimulating step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4809789&forum_id=2Reputation#42802332)



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Date: September 3rd, 2024 9:12 AM
Author: Walnut stimulating step-uncle's house



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