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GFs dogs anal glands leaked in my house. Smells like absolute death

Wtf I’ve never smelled a smell this bad in my entire life. ...
filthy native trust fund
  08/09/18
Before you buy a dog look up if the breed tends to have this...
Obsidian Stage
  08/09/18
Just had this happen verbatim 2 weeks ago not sure if I poas...
beady-eyed red deer antler
  08/09/18
We watched a YouTube video about how to “express” a dog’s an...
filthy native trust fund
  08/09/18
Could be a diet-related thing My sister switched her dogs...
Carmine library sex offender
  08/09/18
Wtf man. And that smell, ugh
filthy native trust fund
  08/09/18
I'm assuming that with this dog, the feces needed to be a bi...
Carmine library sex offender
  08/09/18
It’s stronger and more pungent than a dead animal or skunk s...
filthy native trust fund
  08/09/18
OK, definitely never experienced anything like that The d...
Carmine library sex offender
  08/09/18
Why are you getting "up close" to the dogs anus do...
diverse principal's office
  08/09/18
Yeah it’s these small rat vermin dogs that have it apparentl...
beady-eyed red deer antler
  08/09/18
Dachshund
filthy native trust fund
  08/09/18
you know what to do...
beady-eyed red deer antler
  08/09/18
i love dogs, but never again am i owning one. all the const...
Heady home friendly grandma
  08/09/18
I’ve owned and lived with probably 10+ dog’s before, all big...
filthy native trust fund
  08/09/18
Same.
dead swashbuckling crotch
  08/09/18
Sad to not have a dog friend though
navy jew
  08/09/18
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Yapping excitant parlour philosopher-king
  08/09/18
what exactly is this? is it diarrhea?
Topaz aphrodisiac church quadroon
  08/09/18
Literally glands around the dog’s asshole that are supposed ...
filthy native trust fund
  08/09/18
holy fuck how do you not just execute your dog when that hap...
Topaz aphrodisiac church quadroon
  08/09/18
animals belong OUTSIDE the house
kink-friendly flesh site
  08/09/18
this LOL @ beast owners trying to explain it away itt. &q...
Walnut wrinkle
  08/09/18
most asian poast I've ever read jfc
Yapping excitant parlour philosopher-king
  08/09/18
"Animals belong OUTSIDE the house. Unless being served ...
Histrionic Boiling Water
  08/09/18
...
bull headed menage internal respiration
  08/09/18
Fuck ‘em. You don’t like the dog? Then you can giiiit out!
Silver Nibblets Corner
  08/09/18
stfu gook
180 irate hospital roast beef
  08/09/18
...
bull headed menage internal respiration
  08/09/18
Cr
Razzle free-loading rehab police squad
  08/09/18
You belong outside the house. Dogs are people now and soon i...
Silver Nibblets Corner
  08/09/18
Come on, he's not putting his GF outside.
milky parlor brethren
  08/09/18
XO becoming more and more prole every day.
dead swashbuckling crotch
  08/09/18
SUMMON: jjj
lake address alpha
  08/09/18
dude that something the vet does during a routine checkup. ...
trip offensive round eye corn cake
  08/09/18
why didn't the dog eat it?
Blathering bipolar business firm fat ankles
  08/09/18
The dog needs more fiber
erotic center stain
  08/09/18
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TxwWUmNUIGk
coiffed new version
  08/09/18
Sick
filthy native trust fund
  08/09/18
She's blaming the dog, dude
khaki nursing home
  08/09/18
...
Titillating temple
  08/09/18
TI, OC, TCR
Frisky chest-beating organic girlfriend mood
  08/09/18
Absolutely Devastating.
milky parlor brethren
  08/09/18
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Cocky Ruddy Location
  08/09/18
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cyan razzmatazz degenerate
  08/09/18
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domesticated disrespectful state sound barrier
  03/15/25
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self-satisfied and socially compliant
  11/20/25
fucking LMAO at petcucks with their piss & shit fetishes...
Arousing learning disabled public bath
  08/09/18
...
olive racy windowlicker clown
  08/09/18
They are related to the scent glands in skunks and are a hol...
Silver Nibblets Corner
  08/09/18
interesting
cyan razzmatazz degenerate
  08/09/18
dude, it was one of the worst smells I've ever smelled. WAY ...
filthy native trust fund
  08/09/18
Vets or groomers take care of that if it needs to be done. A...
hateful candlestick maker
  08/09/18
Missed the dog part in thread title on first read
Histrionic Boiling Water
  03/15/25
birdshit problems
Roblox
  11/20/25


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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:04 AM
Author: filthy native trust fund

Wtf I’ve never smelled a smell this bad in my entire life. Wtf bros

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2Reputation#36583449)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:12 PM
Author: Obsidian Stage

Before you buy a dog look up if the breed tends to have this issue. If so, don't buy.

If you get a dog and it has this problem. Kill it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2Reputation#36588682)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:05 AM
Author: beady-eyed red deer antler

Just had this happen verbatim 2 weeks ago not sure if I poasted it

Was ready to kill the dogs on the spot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2Reputation#36583452)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:07 AM
Author: filthy native trust fund

We watched a YouTube video about how to “express” a dog’s anal gland. Apparently it’s like two pimples on either side of it’s asshole that you press and the gland stuff comes out. It’s foul as fuck. Do all little dogs do this? Normally the dog smells fine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2Reputation#36583461)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:11 AM
Author: Carmine library sex offender

Could be a diet-related thing

My sister switched her dogs food (to something that I think was supposed to be a bit more oriented to older dogs) and all of a sudden it had these insanely swollen (maybe infected?) anal glands

She switched it back to it's regular food and it's been fine since

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2Reputation#36583470)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:13 AM
Author: filthy native trust fund

Wtf man.

And that smell, ugh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2Reputation#36583478)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:21 AM
Author: Carmine library sex offender

I'm assuming that with this dog, the feces needed to be a bit more solid in order for it to regularly let those glands 'express' with ordinary defecation

I've heard that the smell of those glands is bad but I don't think I've experienced it myself. I saw the dog while it was having problems and it was super gross to see, but the smell wasn't appreciably worse

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2Reputation#36583508)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:30 AM
Author: filthy native trust fund

It’s stronger and more pungent than a dead animal or skunk spray when up close imo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2Reputation#36583537)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:36 AM
Author: Carmine library sex offender

OK, definitely never experienced anything like that

The dogs' glands were really fucked up though. It resembled a prolapse & couldn't stop licking itself

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2Reputation#36583555)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 11:58 AM
Author: diverse principal's office

Why are you getting "up close" to the dogs anus doodikoff!???!!?!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2Reputation#36585409)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:12 AM
Author: beady-eyed red deer antler

Yeah it’s these small rat vermin dogs that have it apparently

I only fuck with large breeds and never knew about this shit until I saw it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2Reputation#36583474)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:14 AM
Author: filthy native trust fund

Dachshund

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2Reputation#36583481)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:14 AM
Author: beady-eyed red deer antler

you know what to do...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2Reputation#36583485)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:06 AM
Author: Heady home friendly grandma

i love dogs, but never again am i owning one.

all the constant dealings with SHIT are just too much. i don't need this much literal SHIT in my life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2Reputation#36583458)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:09 AM
Author: filthy native trust fund

I’ve owned and lived with probably 10+ dog’s before, all big. None of them had this problem.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2Reputation#36583465)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:13 PM
Author: dead swashbuckling crotch

Same.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2Reputation#36588692)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:14 AM
Author: navy jew

Sad to not have a dog friend though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2Reputation#36583484)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:09 AM
Author: Yapping excitant parlour philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2Reputation#36584262)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:19 AM
Author: Topaz aphrodisiac church quadroon

what exactly is this? is it diarrhea?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2Reputation#36583502)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:28 AM
Author: filthy native trust fund

Literally glands around the dog’s asshole that are supposed to secrete when they shit, but sometimes get clogged up and get engorged and you have to squeeze them like a zit

https://www.dummies.com/pets/dogs/how-to-empty-your-dogs-anal-sacs/

Again, never seen this living with Golden’s, labs, spaniels, etc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2Reputation#36583533)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:30 AM
Author: Topaz aphrodisiac church quadroon

holy fuck how do you not just execute your dog when that happens

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2Reputation#36583535)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:23 AM
Author: kink-friendly flesh site

animals belong OUTSIDE the house

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2Reputation#36583516)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:30 AM
Author: Walnut wrinkle

this

LOL @ beast owners trying to explain it away itt. "oh this NEVER happens, just a one-off thing."

this is what you get for sharing your house with a disgusting animal

PS your friends thought your house reeked of animal even before this happened

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2Reputation#36583540)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:09 AM
Author: Yapping excitant parlour philosopher-king

most asian poast I've ever read jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2Reputation#36584265)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 11:53 AM
Author: Histrionic Boiling Water

"Animals belong OUTSIDE the house. Unless being served for dinner."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2Reputation#36585375)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:15 AM
Author: bull headed menage internal respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2Reputation#36584291)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 11:49 AM
Author: Silver Nibblets Corner

Fuck ‘em. You don’t like the dog? Then you can giiiit out!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2Reputation#36585347)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:16 PM
Author: 180 irate hospital roast beef

stfu gook

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2Reputation#36588718)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:15 AM
Author: bull headed menage internal respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2Reputation#36584293)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:29 AM
Author: Razzle free-loading rehab police squad

Cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2Reputation#36584370)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 11:48 AM
Author: Silver Nibblets Corner

You belong outside the house. Dogs are people now and soon it will be illegal to prohibit them in the US from restaurants, planes, etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2Reputation#36585342)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 11:51 AM
Author: milky parlor brethren

Come on, he's not putting his GF outside.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2Reputation#36585361)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:14 PM
Author: dead swashbuckling crotch

XO becoming more and more prole every day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2Reputation#36588699)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:26 AM
Author: lake address alpha

SUMMON: jjj

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2Reputation#36583526)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:30 AM
Author: trip offensive round eye corn cake

dude that something the vet does during a routine checkup. you're not supposed to do that in your house lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2Reputation#36583539)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:36 AM
Author: Blathering bipolar business firm fat ankles

why didn't the dog eat it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2Reputation#36583553)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:44 AM
Author: erotic center stain

The dog needs more fiber

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2Reputation#36583569)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:51 AM
Author: coiffed new version

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TxwWUmNUIGk

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2Reputation#36583588)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:08 AM
Author: filthy native trust fund

Sick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2Reputation#36584252)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:30 AM
Author: khaki nursing home

She's blaming the dog, dude

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2Reputation#36584374)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:32 AM
Author: Titillating temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2Reputation#36584386)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 11:50 AM
Author: Frisky chest-beating organic girlfriend mood

TI, OC, TCR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2Reputation#36585351)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 11:50 AM
Author: milky parlor brethren

Absolutely Devastating.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2Reputation#36585356)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 11:51 AM
Author: Cocky Ruddy Location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2Reputation#36585360)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:11 PM
Author: cyan razzmatazz degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2Reputation#36588678)



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Date: March 15th, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: domesticated disrespectful state sound barrier



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2Reputation#48749704)



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Date: November 20th, 2025 10:11 AM
Author: self-satisfied and socially compliant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2Reputation#49446073)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:31 AM
Author: Arousing learning disabled public bath

fucking LMAO at petcucks with their piss & shit fetishes, ANAL GLANDS "expressing"? LOL JUST LOL

jesus christ petcucks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2Reputation#36584378)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:32 AM
Author: olive racy windowlicker clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2Reputation#36584388)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 11:48 AM
Author: Silver Nibblets Corner

They are related to the scent glands in skunks and are a holdover from the common ancestor of dogs and skunks. The smell is NBD get over it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2Reputation#36585338)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 11:54 AM
Author: cyan razzmatazz degenerate

interesting

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2Reputation#36585385)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 11:54 AM
Author: filthy native trust fund

dude, it was one of the worst smells I've ever smelled. WAY worse than a skunk. It was like rotten fish mixed with shit, extremely pungent.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2Reputation#36585386)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:10 PM
Author: hateful candlestick maker

Vets or groomers take care of that if it needs to be done. Also, get high quality dog food. It makes for more solid stool that ensure the glands release the shit when they shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2Reputation#36588675)



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Date: March 15th, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: Histrionic Boiling Water

Missed the dog part in thread title on first read

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2Reputation#48749719)



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Date: November 20th, 2025 10:41 AM
Author: Roblox

birdshit problems

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2Reputation#49446165)