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Chandler this morning: "ty CSLG for telling me to put $100k in market!" now?

crickets
Plum Motley Lay Doctorate
  04/08/25
lmaooo poor chandler
Contagious mad cow disease
  04/08/25
jews never not screwing over the goyim
arousing fishy nursing home
  04/08/25
jew here. cslg needs to tell me whether to wait or not
Navy painfully honest piazza
  04/08/25
I buy VTWAX and asian markets rose sharply this morning. I ...
beta weed whacker
  04/08/25
don't give me that pseudo-kike sophistry. you don't do it w...
Plum Motley Lay Doctorate
  04/08/25
i bought yesterday before any pre-market and am going to con...
beta weed whacker
  04/08/25
is your jew boss buying this afternoon? asking for a fellow ...
Navy painfully honest piazza
  04/08/25
he said he's "probably buying tomorrow" but mat...
beta weed whacker
  04/08/25
who is the jewier jew?
Navy painfully honest piazza
  04/08/25
CSLG by a magnitude of 50x I just put in $20k more for VT...
beta weed whacker
  04/08/25
and cslg didnt?
Navy painfully honest piazza
  04/08/25
i think he's chilling at home with his wife and kids right n...
beta weed whacker
  04/08/25
his kids would be in school now do you say *anything* tha...
Plum Motley Lay Doctorate
  04/08/25
alright maybe hes doing acid with the box idk man
beta weed whacker
  04/08/25
why mutual funds not etfs?
Navy painfully honest piazza
  04/08/25
vanguard doesn't allow me to schedule auto buys for ETFs so ...
beta weed whacker
  04/08/25
Lazy fucker. What sort of auto buys do you need?
Trip newt boiling water
  04/09/25
I DCA $10k twice a month for the past 4 years
beta weed whacker
  04/09/25
DCA is mostly horseshit, man. Intentionally spreading out bu...
Trip newt boiling water
  04/09/25
Yeah idk I still time the market by buying dips
beta weed whacker
  04/09/25
love seeing these idiots get fucked hard by this
Talented rusted persian
  04/08/25
that's rude
beta weed whacker
  04/08/25
...
Plum Motley Lay Doctorate
  04/08/25
why are you guys going to a PI lawyer for market timing?
ultramarine concupiscible church travel guidebook
  04/08/25
he's jewy business savvy
Navy painfully honest piazza
  04/08/25
He told that to Chandler? Lmao. He said he's going to text...
adventurous tantric indirect expression point
  04/08/25
we're only in this situation because you voted for orange hi...
beta weed whacker
  04/08/25
...
Plum Motley Lay Doctorate
  04/08/25
...
beta weed whacker
  04/09/25
https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fi.redd.it%2Fe...
Plum Motley Lay Doctorate
  04/09/25
...
Plum Motley Lay Doctorate
  04/10/25
Hint: (((they))) cannot lose.
slimy coldplay fan theater
  04/09/25
chandler stays winning
Cordovan deer antler
  04/09/25
Ty
beta weed whacker
  04/09/25
...
Deep Frisky Pozpig Police Squad
  04/10/25
wtf did a memo go out like on 9/11?
marvelous confused box office
  04/09/25
...
beta weed whacker
  04/11/25
ive lost so much money in crypto because of chandler's bad a...
topaz cerebral resort
  04/11/25
buy eth at $14 was my main crypto spam brother
beta weed whacker
  05/02/25
https://www.cnn.com/2025/05/02/investing/us-stock-market?utm...
beta weed whacker
  05/02/25
I'm up 15% or so on VOO (SP500 ETF) since he did
Aphrodisiac Wagecucks Den
  05/02/25
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beta weed whacker
  05/12/25
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beta weed whacker
  05/21/25
This thread mocked me for buying $100k of VTWAX at $37. It&...
beta weed whacker
  06/03/25
never bet against HCK
Cordovan deer antler
  06/03/25
I lost $15k on hustler last night
beta weed whacker
  06/03/25
Get something cool with your +$19k (less STCG).
Trip newt boiling water
  06/03/25
I have 53k shares
beta weed whacker
  06/03/25
100*(44/37)=~119
Trip newt boiling water
  06/03/25
I will never mock you in a disparaging manner.
Offensive crawly rehab pocket flask
  06/03/25
...
beta weed whacker
  06/26/25
OP?
beta weed whacker
  06/27/25
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beta weed whacker
  07/09/25
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chandler (retired)
  07/31/25


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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:23 PM
Author: Plum Motley Lay Doctorate

crickets

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Reputation#48828021)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:23 PM
Author: Contagious mad cow disease

lmaooo poor chandler

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Reputation#48828025)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:24 PM
Author: arousing fishy nursing home

jews never not screwing over the goyim

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Reputation#48828027)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:25 PM
Author: Navy painfully honest piazza

jew here. cslg needs to tell me whether to wait or not

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Reputation#48828032)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:28 PM
Author: beta weed whacker

I buy VTWAX and asian markets rose sharply this morning. I don't even know if VTWAX will drop a half percent today.

Also, I'm holding for decades.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Reputation#48828040)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:31 PM
Author: Plum Motley Lay Doctorate

don't give me that pseudo-kike sophistry. you don't do it well. here's your comment:

Date: April 8th, 2025 10:02 AM

Author: chandler (retired)

Was going to buy $50k VTWAX yesterday, CSLG said “don’t be a pussy” so I bought $100k instead. Thanks CSLG!

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707195&mc=24&forum_id=2#48827147

you are specifically thanking him for market entry timing. pre-market, the U.S. markets were up 5%. now they are crashing, down 1.5%. CSLG gave you *bad advice on timing*. stop bootlicking.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Reputation#48828052)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:32 PM
Author: beta weed whacker

i bought yesterday before any pre-market and am going to continue to buy dips.

I have 1.5 mil in cash.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Reputation#48828060)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:33 PM
Author: Navy painfully honest piazza

is your jew boss buying this afternoon? asking for a fellow jew

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Reputation#48828066)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:41 PM
Author: beta weed whacker

he said he's "probably buying tomorrow"

but matthew just put in $100k right now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Reputation#48828102)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:43 PM
Author: Navy painfully honest piazza

who is the jewier jew?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Reputation#48828122)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:45 PM
Author: beta weed whacker

CSLG by a magnitude of 50x

I just put in $20k more for VTWAX. I am a top 1% shabbos goy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Reputation#48828135)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:49 PM
Author: Navy painfully honest piazza

and cslg didnt?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Reputation#48828153)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:50 PM
Author: beta weed whacker

i think he's chilling at home with his wife and kids right now not worrying about the markets. i think if he saw s&p down 3% he'd have bought more, but he's not sitting at a screen all day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Reputation#48828158)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:03 PM
Author: Plum Motley Lay Doctorate

his kids would be in school now

do you say *anything* that's accurate? jesus man. you're as crooked as a jew, can't even talk straight

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Reputation#48828234)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:58 PM
Author: beta weed whacker

alright maybe hes doing acid with the box idk man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Reputation#48828444)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:49 PM
Author: Navy painfully honest piazza

why mutual funds not etfs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Reputation#48828154)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:51 PM
Author: beta weed whacker

vanguard doesn't allow me to schedule auto buys for ETFs so I just do funds.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Reputation#48828160)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:38 PM
Author: Trip newt boiling water

Lazy fucker. What sort of auto buys do you need?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Reputation#48831569)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:40 PM
Author: beta weed whacker

I DCA $10k twice a month for the past 4 years

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Reputation#48831581)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:56 PM
Author: Trip newt boiling water

DCA is mostly horseshit, man. Intentionally spreading out buys you could otherwise make earlier generally leaves you worse off. But if you're just putting it in like that because it matches paydays or whatever, that's ok.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Reputation#48831662)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 2:56 PM
Author: beta weed whacker

Yeah idk I still time the market by buying dips

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Reputation#48831941)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:49 PM
Author: Talented rusted persian

love seeing these idiots get fucked hard by this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Reputation#48828156)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:51 PM
Author: beta weed whacker

that's rude

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Reputation#48828162)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:03 PM
Author: Plum Motley Lay Doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Reputation#48828231)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:50 PM
Author: ultramarine concupiscible church travel guidebook

why are you guys going to a PI lawyer for market timing?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Reputation#48828415)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:52 PM
Author: Navy painfully honest piazza

he's jewy business savvy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Reputation#48828426)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: adventurous tantric indirect expression point

He told that to Chandler? Lmao. He said he's going to text me when it's time.

Chandler he's just joking around with you, man. I'll forward you his text when it's really the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Reputation#48828448)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 5:11 PM
Author: beta weed whacker

we're only in this situation because you voted for orange hitler

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Reputation#48828497)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 5:43 PM
Author: Plum Motley Lay Doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Reputation#48828614)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:32 PM
Author: beta weed whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Reputation#48831545)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:33 PM
Author: Plum Motley Lay Doctorate

https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fi.redd.it%2Fehgv00wlbtte1.jpeg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Reputation#48831552)



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Date: April 10th, 2025 12:28 PM
Author: Plum Motley Lay Doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Reputation#48834706)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:56 PM
Author: slimy coldplay fan theater

Hint: (((they))) cannot lose.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Reputation#48831663)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:57 PM
Author: Cordovan deer antler

chandler stays winning

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Reputation#48831665)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 2:54 PM
Author: beta weed whacker

Ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Reputation#48831924)



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Date: April 10th, 2025 12:35 PM
Author: Deep Frisky Pozpig Police Squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Reputation#48834725)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 2:57 PM
Author: marvelous confused box office

wtf did a memo go out like on 9/11?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Reputation#48831951)



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Date: April 11th, 2025 9:32 PM
Author: beta weed whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Reputation#48839458)



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Date: April 11th, 2025 9:38 PM
Author: topaz cerebral resort

ive lost so much money in crypto because of chandler's bad advice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Reputation#48839467)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 4:13 PM
Author: beta weed whacker

buy eth at $14 was my main crypto spam brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Reputation#48899654)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 4:13 PM
Author: beta weed whacker

https://www.cnn.com/2025/05/02/investing/us-stock-market?utm_source=business_ribbon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Reputation#48899653)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 4:16 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Wagecucks Den

I'm up 15% or so on VOO (SP500 ETF) since he did

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Reputation#48899662)



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Date: May 12th, 2025 9:52 AM
Author: beta weed whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Reputation#48923565)



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Date: May 21st, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: beta weed whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Reputation#48951746)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 9:51 AM
Author: beta weed whacker

This thread mocked me for buying $100k of VTWAX at $37. It’s now ATH at $44.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Reputation#48982973)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 9:53 AM
Author: Cordovan deer antler

never bet against HCK

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Reputation#48982976)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 10:36 AM
Author: beta weed whacker

I lost $15k on hustler last night

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Reputation#48983112)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 10:19 AM
Author: Trip newt boiling water

Get something cool with your +$19k (less STCG).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Reputation#48983051)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: beta weed whacker

I have 53k shares

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Reputation#48983125)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 11:04 AM
Author: Trip newt boiling water

100*(44/37)=~119

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Reputation#48983223)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 10:40 AM
Author: Offensive crawly rehab pocket flask

I will never mock you in a disparaging manner.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Reputation#48983135)



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Date: June 26th, 2025 11:52 AM
Author: beta weed whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Reputation#49051261)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 5:43 PM
Author: beta weed whacker

OP?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Reputation#49054793)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 4:07 PM
Author: beta weed whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Reputation#49087305)



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Date: July 31st, 2025 10:39 AM
Author: chandler (retired)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Reputation#49145215)