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BREAKING: FBI arrests MDH for bank robbery

https://moguldom.com/312615/miami-attorney-41-unmasked-by-fb...
sooty yapping meetinghouse idiot
  04/14/22
Lol at this beta During an Oct. 5 robbery at Wells Fargo,...
fragrant apoplectic sanctuary idea he suggested
  04/14/22
Did this guy play college ball
sooty yapping meetinghouse idiot
  04/14/22
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dashing location nowag
  10/08/24
Honaker’s LinkedIn page said he worked at Greenberg Tr...
beta crawly multi-billionaire whorehouse
  04/14/22
Strong evidence MDH is robbing banks
sooty yapping meetinghouse idiot
  04/14/22
...
beta crawly multi-billionaire whorehouse
  04/14/22
lol, "no comment" would have been fine, but instea...
Contagious forum keepsake machete
  04/14/22
...
Bisexual aromatic nursing home boistinker
  06/06/24
He's probably counting from his summer clerkship and they're...
Sapphire arousing ticket booth
  04/27/24
lol
potluck
  07/23/26
...
sooty yapping meetinghouse idiot
  04/28/22
...
sooty yapping meetinghouse idiot
  07/04/23
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Bisexual aromatic nursing home boistinker
  12/17/23
whoever that is, sad outcome
Supple pit
  12/17/23
LJL at MDH being 41
insanely creepy multi-colored school cafeteria
  12/17/23
This was 100% MDH by the way
sooty yapping meetinghouse idiot
  04/27/24
?
insanely creepy multi-colored school cafeteria
  04/27/24
Jewish, shitty south eastern law school, Miami, worked at Gr...
sooty yapping meetinghouse idiot
  04/27/24
I thought he went to HLS and was a walk on on the FB team at...
insanely creepy multi-colored school cafeteria
  04/27/24
lol yeah and I played a little college ball myself and have ...
sooty yapping meetinghouse idiot
  04/27/24
It is weird that he hasn’t posted in so long
insanely creepy multi-colored school cafeteria
  04/27/24
I just realized I have no fucking idea where Wake Forest is.
misanthropic provocative hominid
  04/27/24
Georgia?
insanely creepy multi-colored school cafeteria
  04/27/24
Really? I think I would guess Maryland
misanthropic provocative hominid
  04/27/24
lol WF is in western North Carolina
Purple orchestra pit
  06/06/24
No shit? I always thought it was around Chicago.
Blue Newt Cruise Ship
  10/14/24
Dat Lake Forest
Aqua Garrison Mexican
  04/24/26
...
green laser beams
  04/27/24
180
Salmon useless brakes house
  04/27/24
Honaker earned his juris doctor degree from Wake Forest Univ...
Sapphire arousing ticket booth
  04/27/24
Honk honk
Salmon useless brakes house
  04/27/24
MDH never posted again after that guy got arrested.
misanthropic provocative hominid
  04/27/24
...
charismatic aquamarine headpube
  04/27/24
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green laser beams
  10/08/24
...
Dull hall community account
  10/08/24
...
Sick space mood
  11/16/24
Holy shit this is definitely 100 percent MDH.
appetizing brilliant yarmulke
  06/06/24
...
soul-stirring nofapping dilemma
  06/06/24
i love how his name is a homophone of Hanukkah
histrionic library
  06/06/24
MoreDoughHi=Mordecai
Charcoal Toilet Seat University
  06/06/24
i remember he was jewish, or 'half jewish' or something. i a...
histrionic library
  06/06/24
This is Aaron's brother, Josh: https://x.com/joshuawaynehona...
Charcoal Toilet Seat University
  06/06/24
...
bearded cobalt market blood rage
  04/24/26
...
Dull hall community account
  10/08/24
When will MDH get out of prison so that we can pillory him f...
sooty yapping meetinghouse idiot
  10/14/24
Aurochs did someone smuggle a cell phone into the clink for ...
sooty yapping meetinghouse idiot
  09/14/25
...
Galvanic sticky kitchen pervert
  03/31/26
flame?
Spruce site mad-dog skullcap
  04/01/26
This was 100% not flame
sooty yapping meetinghouse idiot
  04/24/26
How long will he be locked up?
wine kitty cat bbw
  04/24/26
trump will pardon him
maroon disturbing home famous landscape painting
  04/24/26
If you don't know, you don't know, bro. It's ok.
wine kitty cat bbw
  04/24/26
actually not fIame
lilac electric trailer park
  04/24/26
...
little ball of Hebraic rage
  07/22/26
I was OP and found this article randomly one day. As I kept ...
artificial intelligence
  07/23/26
was it ever 100% confirmed to be him? sounds like it from th...
little ball of Hebraic rage
  07/23/26
I don’t know of any independent confirmation, but I do...
artificial intelligence
  07/23/26
what i've seen in here is enough. no way it isn't him. kinda...
little ball of Hebraic rage
  07/23/26
...
potluck
  07/23/26
...
bearded cobalt market blood rage
  04/25/26
"On Oct. 15, Honaker tried to rob HSBC at 2222 Ponce De...
zoomer having a midlife crisis at age 27
  07/23/26
RIP
gaetan dugas
  07/23/26


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Date: April 14th, 2022 6:46 PM
Author: sooty yapping meetinghouse idiot

https://moguldom.com/312615/miami-attorney-41-unmasked-by-fbi-as-robber-who-hit-5-banks-in-past-3-weeks/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2Reputation#44341248)



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Date: April 14th, 2022 6:50 PM
Author: fragrant apoplectic sanctuary idea he suggested

Lol at this beta

During an Oct. 5 robbery at Wells Fargo, 2555 Ponce De Leon Blvd., Coral Gables, the complaint says Honaker wore “a floppy hat and a blue, short-sleeved shirt.” His note said, “Keep calm and give me all the money in the drawer. I have a gun.” The teller pretended not to understand English, giving her an excuse to talk with her manager. While she informed her manager that the guy in the floppy hat was trying to rob them, Honaker backed away, appeared to get on his phone, then left.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2Reputation#44341281)



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Date: April 14th, 2022 6:57 PM
Author: sooty yapping meetinghouse idiot

Did this guy play college ball

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2Reputation#44341324)



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Date: October 8th, 2024 4:59 AM
Author: dashing location nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2Reputation#48176067)



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Date: April 14th, 2022 6:58 PM
Author: beta crawly multi-billionaire whorehouse

Honaker’s LinkedIn page said he worked at Greenberg Traurig from 2006 to 2011. The firm said Wednesday it was actually 2008 to 2011, Miami Herald reported.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2Reputation#44341332)



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Date: April 14th, 2022 9:06 PM
Author: sooty yapping meetinghouse idiot

Strong evidence MDH is robbing banks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2Reputation#44342148)



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Date: April 14th, 2022 11:16 PM
Author: beta crawly multi-billionaire whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2Reputation#44343281)



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Date: April 14th, 2022 9:12 PM
Author: Contagious forum keepsake machete

lol, "no comment" would have been fine, but instead we went with "actually yes we definitely hired this guy but only for three years not the five that has been alleged"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2Reputation#44342182)



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Date: June 6th, 2024 2:24 PM
Author: Bisexual aromatic nursing home boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2Reputation#47724566)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:46 PM
Author: Sapphire arousing ticket booth

He's probably counting from his summer clerkship and they're counting from when he was a graduate. LJL @ washing out from fucking Greenberg Traurig so fast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2Reputation#47613739)



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Date: July 23rd, 2026 11:21 PM
Author: potluck

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2Reputation#50020950)



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Date: April 28th, 2022 7:56 AM
Author: sooty yapping meetinghouse idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2Reputation#44418035)



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Date: July 4th, 2023 3:47 PM
Author: sooty yapping meetinghouse idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2Reputation#46508924)



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Date: December 17th, 2023 3:51 PM
Author: Bisexual aromatic nursing home boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2Reputation#47180678)



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Date: December 17th, 2023 3:56 PM
Author: Supple pit

whoever that is, sad outcome

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2Reputation#47180695)



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Date: December 17th, 2023 3:59 PM
Author: insanely creepy multi-colored school cafeteria

LJL at MDH being 41

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2Reputation#47180702)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:40 PM
Author: sooty yapping meetinghouse idiot

This was 100% MDH by the way

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2Reputation#47613713)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:41 PM
Author: insanely creepy multi-colored school cafeteria

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2Reputation#47613717)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:46 PM
Author: sooty yapping meetinghouse idiot

Jewish, shitty south eastern law school, Miami, worked at Greenberg Traurig then got cut and worked in shit law, clear drug problem, so stupid he thinks he’s smart enough to rob banks, can’t post anymore cause he’s in fucking prison. What do you want me to tell you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2Reputation#47613741)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:49 PM
Author: insanely creepy multi-colored school cafeteria

I thought he went to HLS and was a walk on on the FB team at an SEC school

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2Reputation#47613757)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:50 PM
Author: sooty yapping meetinghouse idiot

lol yeah and I played a little college ball myself and have a perfect 10 taut blonde wife and 100 million dollars in the bank. Just like MDH would have by now if he weren’t in prison for robbing banks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2Reputation#47613772)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:53 PM
Author: insanely creepy multi-colored school cafeteria

It is weird that he hasn’t posted in so long

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2Reputation#47613786)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:51 PM
Author: misanthropic provocative hominid

I just realized I have no fucking idea where Wake Forest is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2Reputation#47613778)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:52 PM
Author: insanely creepy multi-colored school cafeteria

Georgia?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2Reputation#47613784)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:56 PM
Author: misanthropic provocative hominid

Really? I think I would guess Maryland

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2Reputation#47613797)



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Date: June 6th, 2024 3:14 PM
Author: Purple orchestra pit

lol WF is in western North Carolina

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2Reputation#47724773)



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Date: October 14th, 2024 11:09 PM
Author: Blue Newt Cruise Ship

No shit?

I always thought it was around Chicago.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2Reputation#48198616)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 6:13 PM
Author: Aqua Garrison Mexican

Dat Lake Forest

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2Reputation#49840452)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:53 PM
Author: green laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2Reputation#47613788)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:57 PM
Author: Salmon useless brakes house

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2Reputation#47613801)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:47 PM
Author: Sapphire arousing ticket booth

Honaker earned his juris doctor degree from Wake Forest University Law School on Dec. 10, 2005. State records show he was admitted to the Florida Bar on Jan. 31, 2008, and is a member in good standing, according to ABC affiliate Local10 in Miami. . . . Honaker’s online profiles contained contradictory information that appeared to clash with reality, Miami Herald reported. They seem designed to project a favorable image. For example, both his LinkedIn and Florida Bar online profiles claim he graduated from Duke University School of Law in 2006. His LinkedIn page claimed honors gained while at Duke Law. But an email from Duke University to the Miami Herald said there’s no record that Aaron Honaker ever attended.

****

lol, if you're going to lie about going to a school why wouldn't you pick a place better than Duke?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2Reputation#47613748)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:52 PM
Author: Salmon useless brakes house

Honk honk

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2Reputation#47613783)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 8:28 PM
Author: misanthropic provocative hominid

MDH never posted again after that guy got arrested.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2Reputation#47614318)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 8:30 PM
Author: charismatic aquamarine headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2Reputation#47614320)



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Date: October 8th, 2024 5:01 AM
Author: green laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2Reputation#48176070)



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Date: October 8th, 2024 5:10 AM
Author: Dull hall community account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2Reputation#48176080)



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Date: November 16th, 2024 9:35 AM
Author: Sick space mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2Reputation#48344700)



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Date: June 6th, 2024 2:29 PM
Author: appetizing brilliant yarmulke

Holy shit this is definitely 100 percent MDH.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2Reputation#47724582)



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Date: June 6th, 2024 2:37 PM
Author: soul-stirring nofapping dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2Reputation#47724614)



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Date: June 6th, 2024 2:31 PM
Author: histrionic library

i love how his name is a homophone of Hanukkah

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2Reputation#47724589)



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Date: June 6th, 2024 2:35 PM
Author: Charcoal Toilet Seat University

MoreDoughHi=Mordecai

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2Reputation#47724610)



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Date: June 6th, 2024 2:38 PM
Author: histrionic library

i remember he was jewish, or 'half jewish' or something. i always liked MDH, though. he was legit funny, but seemed sociopathic. guess it wasn't 'schtick.'

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2Reputation#47724621)



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Date: June 6th, 2024 2:49 PM
Author: Charcoal Toilet Seat University

This is Aaron's brother, Josh: https://x.com/joshuawaynehona

Guy is obsessed with the Florida Gators. Another hint Honaker is MDH.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2Reputation#47724661)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 6:23 PM
Author: bearded cobalt market blood rage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2Reputation#49840473)



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Date: October 8th, 2024 4:38 AM
Author: Dull hall community account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2Reputation#48176065)



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Date: October 14th, 2024 10:42 PM
Author: sooty yapping meetinghouse idiot

When will MDH get out of prison so that we can pillory him for robbing a bank

Yours in Christ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2Reputation#48198559)



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Date: September 14th, 2025 3:26 PM
Author: sooty yapping meetinghouse idiot

Aurochs did someone smuggle a cell phone into the clink for you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2Reputation#49267875)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 5:41 PM
Author: Galvanic sticky kitchen pervert



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2Reputation#49784228)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 10:10 AM
Author: Spruce site mad-dog skullcap

flame?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2Reputation#49785594)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 3:40 PM
Author: sooty yapping meetinghouse idiot

This was 100% not flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2Reputation#49840109)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 6:19 PM
Author: wine kitty cat bbw

How long will he be locked up?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2Reputation#49840468)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 6:28 PM
Author: maroon disturbing home famous landscape painting

trump will pardon him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2Reputation#49840478)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 6:29 PM
Author: wine kitty cat bbw

If you don't know, you don't know, bro. It's ok.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2Reputation#49840482)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 6:18 PM
Author: lilac electric trailer park

actually not fIame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2Reputation#49840464)



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Date: July 22nd, 2026 10:27 PM
Author: little ball of Hebraic rage ((zurich is stained))



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2Reputation#50018265)



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Date: July 23rd, 2026 9:13 PM
Author: artificial intelligence

I was OP and found this article randomly one day. As I kept reading it all I could think was oh shit this is definitely MDH. And it was him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2Reputation#50020645)



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Date: July 23rd, 2026 10:38 PM
Author: little ball of Hebraic rage ((zurich is stained))

was it ever 100% confirmed to be him? sounds like it from this thread, but i wonder.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2Reputation#50020842)



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Date: July 23rd, 2026 10:43 PM
Author: artificial intelligence

I don’t know of any independent confirmation, but I don’t need any.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2Reputation#50020851)



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Date: July 23rd, 2026 10:44 PM
Author: little ball of Hebraic rage ((zurich is stained))

what i've seen in here is enough. no way it isn't him. kinda like shortporch, i don't think we ever got full confirmation of that, but he was the prof who got kilt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2Reputation#50020858)



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Date: July 23rd, 2026 11:22 PM
Author: potluck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2Reputation#50020951)



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Date: April 25th, 2026 7:22 AM
Author: bearded cobalt market blood rage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2Reputation#49841414)



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Date: July 23rd, 2026 11:25 PM
Author: zoomer having a midlife crisis at age 27

"On Oct. 15, Honaker tried to rob HSBC at 2222 Ponce De Leon Blvd., Coral Gables but his note confused the teller, who “glanced at the note and, without realizing its true meaning, asked (Honaker) to fill out a withdrawal slip first because she needed an account number.” Honaker complied and wrote on the withdrawal slip, “read the note,” which asked for all $100s, $50s and $20s. The teller told Honaker, “The bank kept its cash in counting machines” so she couldn’t give him what he wanted, the complaint said. He left."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2Reputation#50020953)



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Date: July 23rd, 2026 11:54 PM
Author: gaetan dugas

RIP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2Reputation#50021007)