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Deranged State Sex Offender
  12/25/25
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burgundy exciting chapel pistol
  12/25/25
A vial of Ozempic personally blessed by the Holy Father
Deranged State Sex Offender
  12/25/25
Wow, that might actually help someone! Thanks!
burgundy exciting chapel pistol
  12/25/25
That's a value of $149.99!
wine concupiscible generalized bond
  12/25/25
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heady nudist knife
  12/25/25
A first edition copy of Moneyball autographed by Adolf Hitle...
Deranged State Sex Offender
  12/25/25
wow
heady nudist knife
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Floppy Resort Toilet Seat
  12/25/25
A 90 minute audiobook of The Hegelian E-Girl Manifesto
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  12/25/25
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maroon stag film
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motley shimmering stage new version
  12/25/25
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Deranged State Sex Offender
  12/25/25
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motley shimmering stage new version
  12/25/25
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violent ape rehab
  12/25/25
A Value-Pak of high end Korean-made skin whitening cream
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  12/25/25
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violent ape rehab
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Dashing embarrassed to the bone orchestra pit prole
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Deranged State Sex Offender
  12/25/25
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Floppy Resort Toilet Seat
  12/25/25
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Dashing embarrassed to the bone orchestra pit prole
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Dun garrison coffee pot
  12/25/25
A 12-month SuperGrok subscription, including exclusive acces...
Deranged State Sex Offender
  12/25/25
oh, thanks, I could always use a second one of those.
Dun garrison coffee pot
  12/25/25
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vermilion mediation
  12/25/25
A pair of Gen 2 'Wayfarer' Ray-Ban Meta AI prescription glas...
Deranged State Sex Offender
  12/25/25
wtf this morning i literally ordered Ray-Ban prescription gl...
vermilion mediation
  12/25/25
Really thoughtful gifts itt
Galvanic pocket flask
  12/25/25
A handheld mirror with an inscription in German on the back ...
Deranged State Sex Offender
  12/25/25
Cheapass
Galvanic pocket flask
  12/25/25
Take it up with Santa, champ
Deranged State Sex Offender
  12/25/25
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Crawly laughsome queen of the night
  12/25/25
A 5-pack of Catholic clerical collars to be worn when you're...
Deranged State Sex Offender
  12/25/25
Tyft
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maroon stag film
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Deranged State Sex Offender
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maroon stag film
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Crystalline wrinkle
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2-pack of "Heaven's Scent" limited edition potpour...
Deranged State Sex Offender
  12/25/25
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comical abode
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Set of 22 inch titanium Subaru rims
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curious crotch institution
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Deranged State Sex Offender
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shaky ticket booth athletic conference
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A limited edition of “Twyster,” an all-gendered,...
Deranged State Sex Offender
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maroon stag film
  12/25/25
Sup?
wine concupiscible generalized bond
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Deranged State Sex Offender
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Passionate hyperventilating home
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  12/25/25
Best. Christmas. Ever.
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tripping range idiot
  12/25/25
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Deranged State Sex Offender
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Mahogany pozpig
  12/25/25
A motorized dreidel that plays Wagner’s “Ride of...
Deranged State Sex Offender
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probably some car horn ear injury attorneys in the mix as we...
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sensitive to ugliness
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Online's Top Guy
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sensitive to ugliness
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Did everyone enjoy their presents? Hope all poasters had ...
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:)
santa's top guy
  12/31/25
A life-size Syndney Sweeney lookalike blow-up doll that come...
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  12/31/25
I've earned this
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Date: December 25th, 2025 9:44 AM
Author: Deranged State Sex Offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814052&forum_id=2Reputation#49538999)



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Date: December 25th, 2025 9:50 AM
Author: burgundy exciting chapel pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814052&forum_id=2Reputation#49539004)



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Date: December 25th, 2025 9:56 AM
Author: Deranged State Sex Offender

A vial of Ozempic personally blessed by the Holy Father

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814052&forum_id=2Reputation#49539010)



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Date: December 25th, 2025 10:08 AM
Author: burgundy exciting chapel pistol

Wow, that might actually help someone! Thanks!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814052&forum_id=2Reputation#49539024)



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Date: December 25th, 2025 12:37 PM
Author: wine concupiscible generalized bond

That's a value of $149.99!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814052&forum_id=2Reputation#49539206)



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Date: December 25th, 2025 10:05 AM
Author: heady nudist knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814052&forum_id=2Reputation#49539019)



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Date: December 25th, 2025 10:06 AM
Author: Deranged State Sex Offender

A first edition copy of Moneyball autographed by Adolf Hitler

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814052&forum_id=2Reputation#49539021)



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Date: December 25th, 2025 11:13 AM
Author: heady nudist knife

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814052&forum_id=2Reputation#49539129)



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Date: December 25th, 2025 10:06 AM
Author: Floppy Resort Toilet Seat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814052&forum_id=2Reputation#49539020)



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Date: December 25th, 2025 10:10 AM
Author: Deranged State Sex Offender

A 90 minute audiobook of The Hegelian E-Girl Manifesto

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814052&forum_id=2Reputation#49539028)



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Date: December 25th, 2025 4:48 PM
Author: maroon stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814052&forum_id=2Reputation#49539468)



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Date: December 25th, 2025 10:08 AM
Author: motley shimmering stage new version



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814052&forum_id=2Reputation#49539025)



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Date: December 25th, 2025 10:13 AM
Author: Deranged State Sex Offender

A 12-pack of "Dude Luffas" made from the only luffa species native to Evropa

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814052&forum_id=2Reputation#49539031)



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Date: December 25th, 2025 8:11 PM
Author: motley shimmering stage new version

I did not get anything. My parents gave me a gift card I'm going to use for my kids.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814052&forum_id=2Reputation#49539757)



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Date: December 25th, 2025 10:14 AM
Author: violent ape rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814052&forum_id=2Reputation#49539034)



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Date: December 25th, 2025 10:16 AM
Author: Deranged State Sex Offender

A Value-Pak of high end Korean-made skin whitening cream

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814052&forum_id=2Reputation#49539036)



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Date: December 25th, 2025 1:09 PM
Author: violent ape rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814052&forum_id=2Reputation#49539252)



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Date: December 25th, 2025 10:23 AM
Author: Dashing embarrassed to the bone orchestra pit prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814052&forum_id=2Reputation#49539043)



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Date: December 25th, 2025 10:28 AM
Author: Deranged State Sex Offender

A certified replica of the 'wakizashi' knife/short-sword used by 17-year-old Japanese right-wing ultranationalist Otoya Yamaguchi to assassinate Inejirō Asanuma, chairman of the Japan Socialist Party, in 1960

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814052&forum_id=2Reputation#49539048)



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Date: December 25th, 2025 10:54 AM
Author: Floppy Resort Toilet Seat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814052&forum_id=2Reputation#49539104)



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Date: December 25th, 2025 2:31 PM
Author: Dashing embarrassed to the bone orchestra pit prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814052&forum_id=2Reputation#49539332)



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Date: December 25th, 2025 10:31 AM
Author: Dun garrison coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814052&forum_id=2Reputation#49539057)



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Date: December 25th, 2025 10:35 AM
Author: Deranged State Sex Offender

A 12-month SuperGrok subscription, including exclusive access to Jasmine™, the latest cutting-edge multimodal AI personal assistant trained with the help of thousands of hours of reinforcement learning designed by Japanese geishas

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814052&forum_id=2Reputation#49539075)



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Date: December 25th, 2025 10:36 AM
Author: Dun garrison coffee pot

oh, thanks, I could always use a second one of those.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814052&forum_id=2Reputation#49539078)



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Date: December 25th, 2025 10:31 AM
Author: vermilion mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814052&forum_id=2Reputation#49539061)



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Date: December 25th, 2025 10:39 AM
Author: Deranged State Sex Offender

A pair of Gen 2 'Wayfarer' Ray-Ban Meta AI prescription glasses with built-in Klarna subscription

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814052&forum_id=2Reputation#49539084)



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Date: December 25th, 2025 11:22 AM
Author: vermilion mediation

wtf this morning i literally ordered Ray-Ban prescription glasses not flame. not that Meta AI trash, though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814052&forum_id=2Reputation#49539138)



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Date: December 25th, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: Galvanic pocket flask

Really thoughtful gifts itt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814052&forum_id=2Reputation#49539079)



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Date: December 25th, 2025 10:41 AM
Author: Deranged State Sex Offender

A handheld mirror with an inscription in German on the back that reads: "Every sophisticated thinker knows that they can only know themselves"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814052&forum_id=2Reputation#49539086)



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Date: December 25th, 2025 1:05 PM
Author: Galvanic pocket flask

Cheapass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814052&forum_id=2Reputation#49539250)



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Date: December 25th, 2025 1:16 PM
Author: Deranged State Sex Offender

Take it up with Santa, champ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814052&forum_id=2Reputation#49539258)



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Date: December 25th, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: Crawly laughsome queen of the night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814052&forum_id=2Reputation#49539080)



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Date: December 25th, 2025 10:45 AM
Author: Deranged State Sex Offender

A 5-pack of Catholic clerical collars to be worn when you're going somewhere with women who might try to seduce you away from your loving girlfriend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814052&forum_id=2Reputation#49539091)



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Date: December 25th, 2025 11:29 AM
Author: Crawly laughsome queen of the night

Tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814052&forum_id=2Reputation#49539145)



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Date: December 25th, 2025 10:46 AM
Author: maroon stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814052&forum_id=2Reputation#49539093)



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Date: December 25th, 2025 10:50 AM
Author: Deranged State Sex Offender

Hand-made decorative smartphone belt holster made from North American buffalo leather

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814052&forum_id=2Reputation#49539099)



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Date: December 25th, 2025 10:51 AM
Author: maroon stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814052&forum_id=2Reputation#49539100)



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Date: December 25th, 2025 10:48 AM
Author: Crystalline wrinkle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814052&forum_id=2Reputation#49539095)



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Date: December 25th, 2025 10:53 AM
Author: Deranged State Sex Offender

2-pack of "Heaven's Scent" limited edition potpourri blend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814052&forum_id=2Reputation#49539102)



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Date: December 25th, 2025 11:24 AM
Author: comical abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814052&forum_id=2Reputation#49539140)



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Date: December 25th, 2025 11:32 AM
Author: Deranged State Sex Offender

Set of 22 inch titanium Subaru rims

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814052&forum_id=2Reputation#49539147)



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Date: December 25th, 2025 11:26 AM
Author: curious crotch institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814052&forum_id=2Reputation#49539141)



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Date: December 25th, 2025 11:32 AM
Author: Deranged State Sex Offender

A replica of your wife's wedding band to give to your sister in law as a "joke gift"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814052&forum_id=2Reputation#49539149)



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Date: December 25th, 2025 12:32 PM
Author: shaky ticket booth athletic conference



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814052&forum_id=2Reputation#49539201)



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Date: December 25th, 2025 12:57 PM
Author: Deranged State Sex Offender

A limited edition of “Twyster,” an all-gendered, queer and disabled-friendly remake of the hit party game

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814052&forum_id=2Reputation#49539242)



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Date: December 25th, 2025 4:48 PM
Author: maroon stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814052&forum_id=2Reputation#49539466)



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Date: December 25th, 2025 12:37 PM
Author: wine concupiscible generalized bond

Sup?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814052&forum_id=2Reputation#49539207)



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Date: December 25th, 2025 1:00 PM
Author: Deranged State Sex Offender

“I’d rather be bickerin’” decal kippah

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814052&forum_id=2Reputation#49539246)



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Date: December 25th, 2025 4:55 PM
Author: Passionate hyperventilating home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814052&forum_id=2Reputation#49539474)



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Date: December 25th, 2025 5:04 PM
Author: Deranged State Sex Offender

Just straight up Asian Pussy. An entire harem of a dozen nubile horny 18 year old Asian girls delivered to your doorstep

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814052&forum_id=2Reputation#49539488)



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Date: December 25th, 2025 5:09 PM
Author: Passionate hyperventilating home

Best. Christmas. Ever.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814052&forum_id=2Reputation#49539502)



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Date: December 25th, 2025 6:42 PM
Author: tripping range idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814052&forum_id=2Reputation#49539640)



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Date: December 25th, 2025 7:18 PM
Author: Deranged State Sex Offender

Tesla’s new Fully Autonomous “AI-Powered” lawn mower (requires limited human supervision)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814052&forum_id=2Reputation#49539673)



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Date: December 25th, 2025 8:12 PM
Author: Mahogany pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814052&forum_id=2Reputation#49539760)



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Date: December 25th, 2025 8:18 PM
Author: Deranged State Sex Offender

A motorized dreidel that plays Wagner’s “Ride of the Valkyries” as it spins

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814052&forum_id=2Reputation#49539773)



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Date: December 25th, 2025 11:39 PM
Author: STEPHEN MILLER (FAGGOTCHIPPER / Hegemon)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814052&forum_id=2Reputation#49540062)



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Date: December 26th, 2025 12:13 AM
Author: sensitive to ugliness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814052&forum_id=2Reputation#49540083)



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Date: December 26th, 2025 12:32 AM
Author: Christoph Waltz stare (🐾👣)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814052&forum_id=2Reputation#49540091)



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Date: December 25th, 2025 11:39 PM
Author: STEPHEN MILLER (FAGGOTCHIPPER / Hegemon)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814052&forum_id=2Reputation#49540061)



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Date: December 26th, 2025 12:09 AM
Author: Online's Top Guy

A 500-pack of rifle target sheets with the bullseyes superimposed on top of pictures of Richmond, VA slip-n-fall attorneys

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814052&forum_id=2Reputation#49540080)



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Date: December 29th, 2025 1:39 AM
Author: STEPHEN MILLER (FAGGOTCHIPPER / Hegemon)

probably some car horn ear injury attorneys in the mix as well

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814052&forum_id=2Reputation#49546501)



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Date: December 26th, 2025 12:12 AM
Author: sensitive to ugliness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814052&forum_id=2Reputation#49540082)



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Date: December 26th, 2025 12:16 AM
Author: Online's Top Guy

A (fake) diamond-studded crucifix necklace that can be converted into a star of David emblem depending on the place and setting that you're attending

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814052&forum_id=2Reputation#49540085)



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Date: December 26th, 2025 12:20 AM
Author: sensitive to ugliness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814052&forum_id=2Reputation#49540087)



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Date: December 26th, 2025 3:42 PM
Author: Online's Top Guy

Did everyone enjoy their presents?

Hope all poasters had a joyous and Merry Christmas, except for the ones I don't like!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814052&forum_id=2Reputation#49541263)



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Date: December 31st, 2025 10:31 AM
Author: santa's top guy

:)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814052&forum_id=2Reputation#49551910)



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Date: December 31st, 2025 10:48 AM
Author: Online's Top Guy

A life-size Syndney Sweeney lookalike blow-up doll that comes with a prescription by a licensed psychiatrist, personalized to you, that directs you to keep the doll in the common area of your home at all times in order to help you respect women more

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814052&forum_id=2Reputation#49551949)



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Date: December 31st, 2025 11:06 AM
Author: santa's top guy

I've earned this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814052&forum_id=2Reputation#49551997)