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Micah Parsons to the Packers for two firsts

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Maize Harsh Property Deer Antler
  08/28/25
lol @ the cowboys
Odious rambunctious forum
  08/28/25
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Maize Harsh Property Deer Antler
  08/28/25
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Abusive lime set headpube
  08/28/25
that's it?
Medicated address keepsake machete
  08/28/25
pack is paying him $47 million per year
Maize Harsh Property Deer Antler
  08/28/25
and Kenny Clark... good player but he'll be 30 in a few mont...
impressive university
  08/28/25
1 sack doesnt sound good
Medicated address keepsake machete
  08/28/25
Micah Parsons has 1 career playoff sack.
Useless spectacular jew
  08/29/25
1/4 = 1/17 (xo 2025
high-end black gaming laptop
  08/29/25
Kenny Clark has 5 sacks in 11 postseason games played. Parso...
Useless spectacular jew
  08/29/25
Parsons ate up 2 sacks v. Eagles, 2 @ Commanders, etc. last ...
high-end black gaming laptop
  08/29/25
I like the Packers. This was a retarded move.
Useless spectacular jew
  08/29/25
Where are we on this.
high-end black gaming laptop
  09/12/25
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lfo
  10/28/25
Haha wow
deranged stimulating pit dopamine
  08/28/25
Happy?
Hyperactive lake stage
  08/28/25
I don't know. This is fairly unlike our front office and its...
deranged stimulating pit dopamine
  08/28/25
Good move by the Boys.
Useless spectacular jew
  08/28/25
lol why keep your best player when you could trade him for ...
Abusive lime set headpube
  08/28/25
He costs more than he is worth.
Useless spectacular jew
  08/28/25
what’s jerry gonna do with the savings bro their D su...
Abusive lime set headpube
  08/28/25
three fifths, ackshually
jet charismatic hell tank
  08/28/25
It feels like a loss for Dallas but it does make some sense....
motley swollen sanctuary
  08/28/25
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Disturbing indecent parlour
  08/29/25
Jerry caused all of those problems. This trade is just anoth...
crystalline pisswyrm spot
  08/29/25
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Lavender Space Community Account
  09/01/25
Jerry press conference constantly calling him "Michael&...
Irradiated rough-skinned sex offender
  08/28/25
im with xo jerry on this.
flesh multi-colored circlehead pozpig
  08/29/25
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Disturbing indecent parlour
  08/29/25
Its interesting because: 1. The argument for the Packers...
Ruby nowag site
  08/29/25
two first round picks in the nfl isnt a joke. espn is just t...
flesh multi-colored circlehead pozpig
  08/29/25
The salary cap is complete Enron accounting. Whatever a &quo...
high-end black gaming laptop
  08/29/25
LJL Cowboys. What a clown franchise. Great move for the Pack...
Gay corner
  08/29/25
So the Packers traded 2 1st round picks for one year of a on...
Useless spectacular jew
  08/29/25
"The Cowboys' defensive expected points added (EPA) per...
deranged stimulating pit dopamine
  08/29/25
The Cowboys' defensive expected points added (EPA) per play ...
Irradiated rough-skinned sex offender
  08/29/25
, he lisped.
Useless spectacular jew
  08/29/25
lol some cunt from district 3. better to get his ass off the...
Maniacal area
  08/29/25
Knew about this three days ago but no one responded https:...
talking canary legal warrant hospital
  08/29/25
I responded in under one hour
deranged stimulating pit dopamine
  08/29/25
this is so fucking stupid worse than luka
Abusive lime set headpube
  08/29/25
Micah's back is shot lol. https://x.com/AdamSchefter/stat...
Useless spectacular jew
  09/01/25
xo jerry wins again
flesh multi-colored circlehead pozpig
  09/01/25
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Useless spectacular jew
  09/01/25
the idea of being an nfl player with anything resembling bac...
flesh multi-colored circlehead pozpig
  09/01/25
It's not absurd at all. These guys always have aches and pai...
Useless spectacular jew
  09/01/25
Lolololol
Hyperactive lake stage
  09/01/25
Obviously not ideal Packers had to have known about this...
deranged stimulating pit dopamine
  09/01/25
?
high-end black gaming laptop
  09/12/25
Will be 180 when Parsons suffers a catastrophic injury early...
Stirring Nursing Home Boistinker
  09/01/25
Fuck you
deranged stimulating pit dopamine
  09/01/25
I was the guy saying the Packers should've have done this an...
Useless spectacular jew
  09/12/25
"shouldn't've" you mean?
high-end black gaming laptop
  09/12/25
Yes
Useless spectacular jew
  09/12/25
ty for your honesty
high-end black gaming laptop
  09/12/25
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FrWs3ufsn-A
high-end black gaming laptop
  09/12/25
parsons won that game for them yesterday he was everywhere
Maize Harsh Property Deer Antler
  09/12/25


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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: Maize Harsh Property Deer Antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Reputation#49219929)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Odious rambunctious forum

lol @ the cowboys

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Reputation#49219931)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:17 PM
Author: Maize Harsh Property Deer Antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Reputation#49219934)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:10 PM
Author: Abusive lime set headpube



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Medicated address keepsake machete

that's it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Reputation#49219933)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:17 PM
Author: Maize Harsh Property Deer Antler

pack is paying him $47 million per year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Reputation#49219935)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:35 PM
Author: impressive university

and Kenny Clark... good player but he'll be 30 in a few months and he's in decline (only one sack last year).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Reputation#49219964)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:40 PM
Author: Medicated address keepsake machete

1 sack doesnt sound good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Reputation#49219972)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 11:56 AM
Author: Useless spectacular jew

Micah Parsons has 1 career playoff sack.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Reputation#49221767)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:00 PM
Author: high-end black gaming laptop

1/4 = 1/17 (xo 2025

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Reputation#49221776)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:29 PM
Author: Useless spectacular jew

Kenny Clark has 5 sacks in 11 postseason games played. Parsons just stat pads against shitty teams in the recent Cowboy MO.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Reputation#49221849)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:30 PM
Author: high-end black gaming laptop

Parsons ate up 2 sacks v. Eagles, 2 @ Commanders, etc. last season okay pumo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Reputation#49221854)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 1:07 PM
Author: Useless spectacular jew

I like the Packers. This was a retarded move.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Reputation#49221953)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 9:22 AM
Author: high-end black gaming laptop

Where are we on this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Reputation#49259308)



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Date: October 28th, 2025 8:09 AM
Author: lfo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Reputation#49381541)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:20 PM
Author: deranged stimulating pit dopamine

Haha wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Reputation#49219940)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:26 PM
Author: Hyperactive lake stage

Happy?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Reputation#49219948)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:48 PM
Author: deranged stimulating pit dopamine

I don't know. This is fairly unlike our front office and its an enormous amount of capital.

Worth it if we win a SB while he's around.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Reputation#49219981)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:12 PM
Author: Useless spectacular jew

Good move by the Boys.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Reputation#49220276)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:18 PM
Author: Abusive lime set headpube

lol

why keep your best player when you could trade him for two crapshoot chances at another decent player later

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Reputation#49220292)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:23 PM
Author: Useless spectacular jew

He costs more than he is worth.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Reputation#49220305)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:26 PM
Author: Abusive lime set headpube

what’s jerry gonna do with the savings bro

their D sucks and just lost its best player. what’s the plan

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Reputation#49220311)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:26 PM
Author: jet charismatic hell tank

three fifths, ackshually

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Reputation#49220313)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:46 PM
Author: motley swollen sanctuary

It feels like a loss for Dallas but it does make some sense. They weren't projected to compete this year (over/under at 8 wins) and committing $45m to Parsons probably would have trapped them in mediocrity for the next few seasons.

The Packers picks will probably be in the low 20's, and two of those may not feel like a great return for a guy as talented as Parsons, but combined with Dallas' own picks, it helps them reset a bit.

The Cowboys have $31m in dead money this year plus at least $16m in dead money for next year. Factor in the massive signing bonus to Dak Prescott and CeeDee Lamb, with Prescott on the wrong side of 30, and this may have felt like a poison pill move. Because giving Parsons the deal he got with Green Bay would have put them in cap hell for a good 5 years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Reputation#49220382)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:20 AM
Author: Disturbing indecent parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Reputation#49220854)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 8:50 AM
Author: crystalline pisswyrm spot

Jerry caused all of those problems. This trade is just another episode in a slow moving train wreck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Reputation#49221253)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 4:31 PM
Author: Lavender Space Community Account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Reputation#49228871)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:49 PM
Author: Irradiated rough-skinned sex offender

Jerry press conference constantly calling him "Michael" is hilarious.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Reputation#49220386)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:02 AM
Author: flesh multi-colored circlehead pozpig

im with xo jerry on this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Reputation#49220829)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:38 AM
Author: Disturbing indecent parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Reputation#49220876)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:10 AM
Author: Ruby nowag site

Its interesting because:

1. The argument for the Packers is that he's a truly elite player, and they don't have too many of those, so you just have to pay them.

2. Argument for Dallas is on a salary cap team, can you really afford to pay him 20% more than the largest defensive contract ever plus give up 2 first round picks and a good player? Is he really that good.

I think the trade is probably a win for the Packers because it seems like the NFL salary cap is sort of made up and doesn't matter...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Reputation#49220839)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:25 AM
Author: flesh multi-colored circlehead pozpig

two first round picks in the nfl isnt a joke. espn is just trying to bash jerry jones.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Reputation#49220859)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 8:50 AM
Author: high-end black gaming laptop

The salary cap is complete Enron accounting. Whatever a "four year deal" is really only affects you Year One, because everything in the future is massively inflated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Reputation#49221251)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 8:46 AM
Author: Gay corner

LJL Cowboys. What a clown franchise. Great move for the Pack, but they’re still the gayest franchise in sports. Literally tried to ban a play because they couldn’t stop it. This just makes them less gay on D but they won’t escape their cowardly ways.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Reputation#49221238)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 9:55 AM
Author: Useless spectacular jew

So the Packers traded 2 1st round picks for one year of a one dimensional pass rusher?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Reputation#49221432)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 11:45 AM
Author: deranged stimulating pit dopamine

"The Cowboys' defensive expected points added (EPA) per play when Parsons is on the field is the best in the NFL since 2021. When off the field in that same span, Dallas has the league's worst EPA per play, per CBS Sports Research."

https://www.cbssports.com/nfl/news/when-will-micah-parsons-contract-saga-with-cowboys-end-clock-is-ticking-if-all-pro-is-to-play-vs-eagles/

I don't think I care how "one dimensional" he is if he has that big an impact

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Reputation#49221732)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 11:48 AM
Author: Irradiated rough-skinned sex offender

The Cowboys' defensive expected points added (EPA) per play when Parsons is on the field is the best in the NFL since 2021. When off the field in that same span, Dallas has the league's worst EPA per play, per CBS Sports Research.

https://www.cbssports.com/nfl/news/cowboys-jerry-jones-prioritizes-ego-by-trading-generational-talent-micah-parsons-to-packers/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Reputation#49221745)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 9:01 PM
Author: Useless spectacular jew

, he lisped.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Reputation#49223039)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:48 PM
Author: Maniacal area

lol some cunt from district 3. better to get his ass off the payroll.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Reputation#49221917)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 5:10 PM
Author: talking canary legal warrant hospital

Knew about this three days ago but no one responded

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5766225&mc=3&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Reputation#49222517)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 6:42 PM
Author: deranged stimulating pit dopamine

I responded in under one hour

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Reputation#49222736)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 9:05 PM
Author: Abusive lime set headpube

this is so fucking stupid worse than luka

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Reputation#49223051)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:13 PM
Author: Useless spectacular jew

Micah's back is shot lol.

https://x.com/AdamSchefter/status/1962579612266799331?t=scFtynoii1OPgyPPMW1ZVQ&s=19

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Reputation#49228685)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:15 PM
Author: flesh multi-colored circlehead pozpig

xo jerry wins again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Reputation#49228692)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:16 PM
Author: Useless spectacular jew



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Reputation#49228696)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:21 PM
Author: flesh multi-colored circlehead pozpig

the idea of being an nfl player with anything resembling back pain is absurd. matt stafford is gonna get benched and xo jimmy g is gonna have to take over this season.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Reputation#49228706)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: Useless spectacular jew

It's not absurd at all. These guys always have aches and pains as apart of beating the shit out of each other for a living. I used to have back pain when I played contact sports and it totally went away after I moved on to lawyering full time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Reputation#49229109)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 4:15 PM
Author: Hyperactive lake stage

Lolololol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Reputation#49228851)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 4:53 PM
Author: deranged stimulating pit dopamine

Obviously not ideal

Packers had to have known about this though, there are physicals involved in trades and I'm pretty sure undisclosed issues are grounds to invalidate a trade

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Reputation#49228922)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 9:22 AM
Author: high-end black gaming laptop

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Reputation#49259310)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:34 PM
Author: Stirring Nursing Home Boistinker

Will be 180 when Parsons suffers a catastrophic injury early in the season and packers traded 2 firsts for a crippling financial loss.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Reputation#49228735)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 6:04 PM
Author: deranged stimulating pit dopamine

Fuck you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Reputation#49229153)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 9:31 AM
Author: Useless spectacular jew

I was the guy saying the Packers should've have done this and I am wrong.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Reputation#49259344)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 9:55 AM
Author: high-end black gaming laptop

"shouldn't've" you mean?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Reputation#49259448)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 10:59 AM
Author: Useless spectacular jew

Yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Reputation#49259689)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 11:28 AM
Author: high-end black gaming laptop

ty for your honesty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Reputation#49259833)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 10:35 AM
Author: high-end black gaming laptop

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FrWs3ufsn-A

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Reputation#49259608)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 11:29 AM
Author: Maize Harsh Property Deer Antler

parsons won that game for them yesterday he was everywhere

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Reputation#49259839)