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It's crazy how much parity there is in men's tennis now

The difference between #1 and #30 player is truly minuscule....
coral senate
  08/30/25
Sun is energy, no?
self-centered charismatic ticket booth
  08/31/25
Date: August 30th, 2025 10:42 PM Author: Dave Prole The ...
vengeful slap-happy haunted graveyard
  09/06/25
Didn't realize Frances Tiafoe was a poaster
Embarrassed to the bone laughsome clown
  09/08/25
That’s just because the “top” players now ...
contagious transparent box office
  08/30/25
...
Drab Beady-eyed French Chef
  09/05/25
, he lisped
Razzle-dazzle snowy degenerate brunch
  08/30/25
Crazy how Alcarez and Sinner keep getting slightly more slee...
green jewess
  08/30/25
You're being sarcastic but that's exactly right. You think t...
coral senate
  08/31/25
I think they are obviously better tennis players than no. 30...
green jewess
  08/31/25
...
fluffy hairraiser orchestra pit karate
  08/31/25
Actually tyrolean doobs literally is a convicted doper. That...
vengeful slap-happy haunted graveyard
  08/31/25
delusional take
fluffy hairraiser orchestra pit karate
  08/31/25
this is going to go down as one of the dumbest sports thread...
vengeful slap-happy haunted graveyard
  09/03/25
Yes, Ahmurrican and uninformed at its finest.
charcoal rough-skinned masturbator plaza
  09/07/25
*3 guys win the last 13 slams* *xo deems this parity*
vengeful slap-happy haunted graveyard
  08/31/25
That's Kenny. Don't smear the rest of us on xo
floppy mad-dog skullcap area
  08/31/25
Kenny is the quintessential xo tp
vengeful slap-happy haunted graveyard
  08/31/25
Why did a 50-year old brown pedophile open this thread?
coral senate
  08/31/25
we've got pedophiles of all races and ages itt!
vengeful slap-happy haunted graveyard
  08/31/25
And they're seething about their boy Carlos
coral senate
  08/31/25
so mad kenny
floppy mad-dog skullcap area
  09/08/25
Bump this thread in 2-3 years when lance and doobs have each...
vengeful slap-happy haunted graveyard
  08/31/25
bump for djoker & lance alcatraz, and tyrolean doobs mak...
vengeful slap-happy haunted graveyard
  09/03/25
OP: guess number of first-time slam semifinalists in 2025 ...
vengeful slap-happy haunted graveyard
  09/03/25
Did Felix get a good night's sleep?
floppy mad-dog skullcap area
  09/05/25
...
vengeful slap-happy haunted graveyard
  09/05/25
What? it's just Monkeytraz and Doobs over and over and will ...
Idiotic Institution
  09/05/25
alcatraz and sinner ATE more potatoes last week are you dimw...
floppy mad-dog skullcap area
  09/05/25
...
vengeful slap-happy haunted graveyard
  09/05/25
this is literally the dumbest tennis thread ever. and xo nov...
vengeful slap-happy haunted graveyard
  09/05/25
This isn't even the dumbest thread Kenny has made all week
floppy mad-dog skullcap area
  09/06/25
How many children did Fulano molest this week?
coral senate
  09/06/25
We went from Fed/Djoker/Lance to a bunch of random fags
harsh comical theatre boltzmann
  09/05/25
random fags? the same 2 doping fags and djoker have won the ...
vengeful slap-happy haunted graveyard
  09/05/25
Sinner should be stripped of his titles, his clothes, and th...
harsh comical theatre boltzmann
  09/05/25
189 and anisimova & sabalenka should strip together t...
vengeful slap-happy haunted graveyard
  09/05/25
Kenny
floppy mad-dog skullcap area
  09/06/25
Fulano the Brown Molester
coral senate
  09/06/25
...
Erotic Deranged Station
  09/06/25
Same 2 guys in 3 consec slam finals now - first time EVER ...
vengeful slap-happy haunted graveyard
  09/06/25
...
Erotic Deranged Station
  09/06/25
Fulano the Brown Molester
coral senate
  09/06/25
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G0IaelAXgAAwjYU?format=png&n...
vengeful slap-happy haunted graveyard
  09/07/25
One of the worst self owning OPs we’ve seen here in a ...
Vibrant school cafeteria
  09/07/25
Explain
coral senate
  09/07/25
low IQ schtick?
Hyperventilating Disgusting School Immigrant
  09/07/25
#1 seed just barely beat #25 seed in the semis Are you ac...
coral senate
  09/07/25
#1 and #2 “barely beat” everyone every time. Odd...
vengeful slap-happy haunted graveyard
  09/07/25
Every time? https://www.usopen.org/en_US/news/articles/2...
coral senate
  09/07/25
...
charcoal rough-skinned masturbator plaza
  09/07/25
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G0RpfHCXoAAXvXD?format=jpg&n...
vengeful slap-happy haunted graveyard
  09/07/25
wow. at every single 2025 event that BOTH alcatraz & tyr...
vengeful slap-happy haunted graveyard
  11/03/25
alcatraz is 70-8 on the year, including 16-3 vs top 10 oppon...
vengeful slap-happy haunted graveyard
  11/13/25
Sinner finishes his season with… 58 wins 6 losse...
vengeful slap-happy haunted graveyard
  11/16/25
That result in Turin ensures that #2 Sinner will finish 2025...
vengeful slap-happy haunted graveyard
  11/16/25
final 2025 money list. top 2 are 3x the #3 guy: https://p...
vengeful slap-happy haunted graveyard
  11/17/25
AO odds: lance/doobs to win @ -1100; the field is +550 th...
vengeful slap-happy haunted graveyard
  01/15/26
Bump for AO and healthy meals
floppy mad-dog skullcap area
  01/18/26
...
vengeful slap-happy haunted graveyard
  01/18/26
Name a player to watch in AO who isn't one of the usuals
Chest-beating Soul-stirring Property Dingle Berry
  01/18/26
to watch to break thru alcadoobs blocade? or watch to go far...
vengeful slap-happy haunted graveyard
  01/18/26
alcatraz beat #31 yesterday 62 64 61. guess he just eat some...
...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,
  01/25/26


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Date: August 30th, 2025 10:42 PM
Author: coral senate

The difference between #1 and #30 player is truly minuscule. It amounts to like trying a little bit harder, or getting slightly more sleep / better diet the week before

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Reputation#49225252)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:34 AM
Author: self-centered charismatic ticket booth

Sun is energy, no?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Reputation#49225967)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:28 PM
Author: vengeful slap-happy haunted graveyard

Date: August 30th, 2025 10:42 PM

Author: Dave Prole

The difference between #1 and #30 player is truly minuscule. It amounts to like trying a little bit harder, or getting slightly more sleep / better diet the week before

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49225252)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Reputation#49242041)



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Date: September 8th, 2025 1:24 PM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone laughsome clown

Didn't realize Frances Tiafoe was a poaster

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Reputation#49245347)



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Date: August 30th, 2025 11:05 PM
Author: contagious transparent box office

That’s just because the “top” players now are sps garbage who can lose to a #153 ranked pusher any day of the week

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Reputation#49225274)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Drab Beady-eyed French Chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Reputation#49239551)



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Date: August 30th, 2025 11:07 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle snowy degenerate brunch

, he lisped

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Reputation#49225281)



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Date: August 30th, 2025 11:11 PM
Author: green jewess

Crazy how Alcarez and Sinner keep getting slightly more sleep than number 30

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Reputation#49225309)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 1:01 AM
Author: coral senate

You're being sarcastic but that's exactly right. You think they're more athletic or have more skill than other guys? If you zoom in on their matches they start out losing like half of them and barely win the huge ones

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Reputation#49225444)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 8:45 AM
Author: green jewess

I think they are obviously better tennis players than no. 30.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Reputation#49225771)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 9:19 AM
Author: fluffy hairraiser orchestra pit karate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Reputation#49225821)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:23 AM
Author: vengeful slap-happy haunted graveyard

Actually tyrolean doobs literally is a convicted doper. That’s the difference

Lance Alcatraz is the fastest guy on tour

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Reputation#49225945)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 9:20 AM
Author: fluffy hairraiser orchestra pit karate

delusional take

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Reputation#49225822)



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Date: September 3rd, 2025 8:24 PM
Author: vengeful slap-happy haunted graveyard

this is going to go down as one of the dumbest sports threads on xo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Reputation#49234981)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 7:39 PM
Author: charcoal rough-skinned masturbator plaza

Yes, Ahmurrican and uninformed at its finest.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Reputation#49243826)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:26 AM
Author: vengeful slap-happy haunted graveyard

*3 guys win the last 13 slams* *xo deems this parity*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Reputation#49225953)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: floppy mad-dog skullcap area

That's Kenny. Don't smear the rest of us on xo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Reputation#49225973)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:41 AM
Author: vengeful slap-happy haunted graveyard

Kenny is the quintessential xo tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Reputation#49225979)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 12:04 PM
Author: coral senate

Why did a 50-year old brown pedophile open this thread?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Reputation#49226126)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 12:27 PM
Author: vengeful slap-happy haunted graveyard

we've got pedophiles of all races and ages itt!



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Reputation#49226195)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 12:29 PM
Author: coral senate

And they're seething about their boy Carlos

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Reputation#49226197)



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Date: September 8th, 2025 1:04 PM
Author: floppy mad-dog skullcap area

so mad kenny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Reputation#49245306)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:28 AM
Author: vengeful slap-happy haunted graveyard

Bump this thread in 2-3 years when lance and doobs have each won double digit slams.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Reputation#49225956)



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Date: September 3rd, 2025 6:12 AM
Author: vengeful slap-happy haunted graveyard

bump for djoker & lance alcatraz, and tyrolean doobs making all 4 slam SFs this year but for djoker knocking off alcatraz in the RG quarters



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Reputation#49232809)



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Date: September 3rd, 2025 8:23 PM
Author: vengeful slap-happy haunted graveyard

OP: guess number of first-time slam semifinalists in 2025

answer: ZERO

yep, parity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Reputation#49234977)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 3:47 PM
Author: floppy mad-dog skullcap area

Did Felix get a good night's sleep?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Reputation#49239299)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: vengeful slap-happy haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Reputation#49239550)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 3:52 PM
Author: Idiotic Institution

What? it's just Monkeytraz and Doobs over and over and will be for a decade. They slip up rarely but they're so much better than the field and NOVAX is declining.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Reputation#49239312)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 4:55 PM
Author: floppy mad-dog skullcap area

alcatraz and sinner ATE more potatoes last week are you dimwitted

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Reputation#49239486)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: vengeful slap-happy haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Reputation#49239548)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: vengeful slap-happy haunted graveyard

this is literally the dumbest tennis thread ever. and xo novax still reached all 4 slam semis this year. it's the big 2 + djoker. rofl parity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Reputation#49239553)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 11:57 AM
Author: floppy mad-dog skullcap area

This isn't even the dumbest thread Kenny has made all week

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Reputation#49240874)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 12:04 PM
Author: coral senate

How many children did Fulano molest this week?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Reputation#49240881)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: harsh comical theatre boltzmann

We went from Fed/Djoker/Lance to a bunch of random fags

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Reputation#49239552)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:16 PM
Author: vengeful slap-happy haunted graveyard

random fags? the same 2 doping fags and djoker have won the past 13 slame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Reputation#49239557)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:18 PM
Author: harsh comical theatre boltzmann

Sinner should be stripped of his titles, his clothes, and thrown to the men who would be paying his rent in any other era of tennis

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Reputation#49239570)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: vengeful slap-happy haunted graveyard

189

and anisimova & sabalenka should strip together tmw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Reputation#49239580)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 5:31 PM
Author: floppy mad-dog skullcap area

Kenny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Reputation#49241623)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 5:40 PM
Author: coral senate

Fulano the Brown Molester

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Reputation#49241633)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:30 PM
Author: Erotic Deranged Station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Reputation#49242045)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:26 PM
Author: vengeful slap-happy haunted graveyard

Same 2 guys in 3 consec slam finals now - first time EVER

lol Kenny

Not even Federer and lance managed this.

Must be the spaghetti and paella.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Reputation#49242039)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:30 PM
Author: Erotic Deranged Station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Reputation#49242044)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:34 PM
Author: coral senate

Fulano the Brown Molester

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Reputation#49242050)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 8:08 AM
Author: vengeful slap-happy haunted graveyard

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G0IaelAXgAAwjYU?format=png&name=small

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Reputation#49242477)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 8:37 AM
Author: Vibrant school cafeteria

One of the worst self owning OPs we’ve seen here in a while

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Reputation#49242508)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 8:42 AM
Author: coral senate

Explain

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Reputation#49242514)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 8:58 AM
Author: Hyperventilating Disgusting School Immigrant

low IQ schtick?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Reputation#49242527)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 9:07 AM
Author: coral senate

#1 seed just barely beat #25 seed in the semis

Are you actually the one running a retard shtick?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Reputation#49242535)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 11:47 AM
Author: vengeful slap-happy haunted graveyard

#1 and #2 “barely beat” everyone every time. Odd case.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Reputation#49242777)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 4:44 PM
Author: coral senate

Every time?

https://www.usopen.org/en_US/news/articles/2024-08-29/carlos_alcaraz_suffers_shock_2024_us_open_defeat_to_botic_van_de_zandschulp.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Reputation#49243374)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 7:43 PM
Author: charcoal rough-skinned masturbator plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Reputation#49243830)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 7:33 PM
Author: vengeful slap-happy haunted graveyard

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G0RpfHCXoAAXvXD?format=jpg&name=large

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Reputation#49243816)



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Date: November 3rd, 2025 8:20 PM
Author: vengeful slap-happy haunted graveyard

wow. at every single 2025 event that BOTH alcatraz & tyrolean doobs played, one of them one the title.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G423H-SWUAAOihg?format=jpg&name=medium

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Reputation#49399257)



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Date: November 13th, 2025 6:14 PM
Author: vengeful slap-happy haunted graveyard

alcatraz is 70-8 on the year, including 16-3 vs top 10 opponents (only losses are tyrolean doobs, djoker and fritz).

tyrolean doobs is 53-6 on the year, including 16-4 vs top 10 opponents (4 losses to alcatraz)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Reputation#49428010)



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Date: November 16th, 2025 10:21 PM
Author: vengeful slap-happy haunted graveyard

Sinner finishes his season with…

58 wins

6 losses

6 titles (2 Slams, ATP Finals 1M1000)

11.500 points

One of the best year end #2 seasons in history

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Reputation#49436958)



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Date: November 16th, 2025 10:32 PM
Author: vengeful slap-happy haunted graveyard

That result in Turin ensures that #2 Sinner will finish 2025 with more than twice as many ranking points as #3 Zverev.

Never before has tennis felt so starkly stratified.

https://x.com/BenRothenberg/status/1989453658040222173

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Reputation#49436978)



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Date: November 17th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: vengeful slap-happy haunted graveyard

final 2025 money list. top 2 are 3x the #3 guy:

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G58w3iuXwAAogNX?format=jpg&name=900x900

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Reputation#49438939)



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Date: January 15th, 2026 7:53 PM
Author: vengeful slap-happy haunted graveyard

AO odds: lance/doobs to win @ -1100; the field is +550

the market doesn't seem to agree with OP

https://sportsbook.draftkings.com/leagues/tennis/australian-open-men?category=futures&subcategory=winner-specials

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Reputation#49592738)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:10 PM
Author: floppy mad-dog skullcap area

Bump for AO and healthy meals

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Reputation#49598974)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:43 PM
Author: vengeful slap-happy haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Reputation#49599041)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:13 PM
Author: Chest-beating Soul-stirring Property Dingle Berry

Name a player to watch in AO who isn't one of the usuals

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Reputation#49598977)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:44 PM
Author: vengeful slap-happy haunted graveyard

to watch to break thru alcadoobs blocade? or watch to go far?

nobody not a usual is beating alcadoobs.

to watch to go far -- watch nowag learner (tennis teen) tien. hes 20 and seeded at a slam for the first time



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Reputation#49599047)



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Date: January 25th, 2026 12:48 AM
Author: ...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,


alcatraz beat #31 yesterday 62 64 61. guess he just eat some better shepard's pie down in melbourne than the #31 guy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Reputation#49616728)