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Incredible Joel Osteen sermon: Dealing with your haters

It's Message #337, called Don't Allow Critical Voices to St...
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Cruel-hearted Smoky Roommate
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Anyone would rather be an eagle than a crow. That's the imp...
Ocher Chapel Keepsake Machete
  08/20/18
https://youtu.be/37VebUxrbKI?t=39
Cruel-hearted Smoky Roommate
  08/20/18
Here, the investors are like the eagle.
Ocher Chapel Keepsake Machete
  08/20/18
(((crows)))
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In this sermon flying high above is a metaphor for closing t...
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Chest-beating trust fund
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In the sermon, your fake news spread by the (((media))) woul...
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Glittery Cuckold
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Amazing how the partisan hacks bumped this even after you po...
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Demanding Talking Church Building Pozpig
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I am hung up on Joel because his messages are 180 as fuck, a...
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Demanding Talking Church Building Pozpig
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I know. Nothing brings out their nasty nature quicker than ...
Ocher Chapel Keepsake Machete
  08/20/18
Ohhh he found his new thing !! I
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Found him This guy is way smarter and better than Joel ...
Demanding Talking Church Building Pozpig
  08/20/18
I am listening to him now, but I have to be honest that his ...
Ocher Chapel Keepsake Machete
  08/20/18
God I fucking hate you
Demanding Talking Church Building Pozpig
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You seem to fancy yourself as this old man from the 1950s. ...
Ocher Chapel Keepsake Machete
  08/20/18
Your attention span had just been shot. You can't hear true ...
Demanding Talking Church Building Pozpig
  08/20/18
His style is boring and monotone. There is no need to go ou...
Ocher Chapel Keepsake Machete
  08/20/18
Listen to the words. You just don't get it. Joel couldn't ex...
Demanding Talking Church Building Pozpig
  08/20/18
I listened to around 20 min in total. I think that Joel act...
Ocher Chapel Keepsake Machete
  08/20/18
You've only been religious for a few months. As you mature y...
Demanding Talking Church Building Pozpig
  08/20/18
Listen to the video I linked and tell me they aren't talking...
Ocher Chapel Keepsake Machete
  08/20/18
Also, this is obviously BS because I loved the video from th...
Ocher Chapel Keepsake Machete
  08/20/18
Wow! Prophetic.
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lmao 180. and the crabs in the bucket can't even reach the c...
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Expected the return of coldplay_fan and was pleasantly surpr...
violent hominid
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bistre bull headed hairy legs stage
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LORD FORGIVE THE HATERS FOR THEY KNOW NOT WHAT THEY DO
slate laughsome senate chad
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Osteen schtick is one of the best going on xo.
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Well I've got to admire him for this one; convincing any of ...
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lol johnsmeyer
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This needs a vocaroo
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Coincidence that crows are black?
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Bump in honor of the Osteen Kayne power unification Joel...
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historically important thread
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Nice bump. It remains true
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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:35 PM
Author: Ocher Chapel Keepsake Machete

It's Message #337, called Don't Allow Critical Voices to Steal Your Dreams.

It's a great message for anyone who has a throng of haters, which goes hand in hand with being successful, like Joel. I had previously sought to destroy each hater, but Joel teaches this is not what God wants.

Joel uses the analogy of an eagle. Sometimes, eagles get annoyed by crows, who like to gang up and harass them. Even though the eagle could kill a crow in one swipe, the eagle does not fight back. Instead, he rises above and flies to a higher altitude, smartly knowing that the crows cannot follow. This is how you should deal with your haters, rise above them, even though it would be very easy to quickly dispose of them like the eagle.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2Reputation#36651787)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:35 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted Smoky Roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2Reputation#36651789)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:37 PM
Author: Slippery violet crackhouse personal credit line

Crows are more intelligent than eagles, and in fact are one of the smartest species of birds.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2Reputation#36651797)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:39 PM
Author: Ocher Chapel Keepsake Machete

Anyone would rather be an eagle than a crow. That's the important thing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2Reputation#36651811)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:42 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted Smoky Roommate

https://youtu.be/37VebUxrbKI?t=39

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2Reputation#36651834)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:43 PM
Author: Ocher Chapel Keepsake Machete

Here, the investors are like the eagle.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2Reputation#36651850)



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Date: November 14th, 2019 1:12 PM
Author: razzle alcoholic internal respiration

(((crows)))

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2Reputation#39117986)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:39 PM
Author: Misunderstood marvelous temple

can't believe this isn't a parody thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2Reputation#36651805)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:39 PM
Author: nubile center azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2Reputation#36651814)



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Date: August 21st, 2018 2:11 AM
Author: Aggressive Ruby Kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2Reputation#36653243)



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Date: August 21st, 2018 2:11 AM
Author: Racy Magical Pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2Reputation#36653252)



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Date: August 21st, 2018 7:48 AM
Author: infuriating kitty cat puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2Reputation#36653720)



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Date: August 21st, 2018 7:55 AM
Author: lavender gaped tanning salon

The autism and lack of self awareness are stunning and majestic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2Reputation#36653743)



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Date: November 14th, 2019 1:16 PM
Author: Glittery Cuckold



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2Reputation#39118011)



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Date: August 24th, 2018 11:58 AM
Author: sexy provocative national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2Reputation#36677624)



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Date: November 14th, 2019 1:15 PM
Author: Glittery Cuckold



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2Reputation#39118008)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:39 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle police squad library

In this sermon flying high above is a metaphor for closing the doors of your church to flood victims.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2Reputation#36651809)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:40 PM
Author: nubile center azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2Reputation#36651815)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:43 PM
Author: Chest-beating trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2Reputation#36651841)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:46 PM
Author: Ocher Chapel Keepsake Machete

In the sermon, your fake news spread by the (((media))) would be like the piles of shit that come from the crows:

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/acts-of-faith/wp/2017/08/29/we-were-never-closed-joel-osteens-houston-megachurch-disputes-claims-it-shut-its-doors/?noredirect=on&utm_term=.3f8952fe70be

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2Reputation#36651866)



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Date: November 14th, 2019 1:16 PM
Author: Glittery Cuckold



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2Reputation#39118014)



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Date: February 13th, 2020 1:24 PM
Author: razzmatazz shivering school cafeteria useless brakes

Amazing how the partisan hacks bumped this even after you pointed out it was fake. Very sad!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2Reputation#39589469)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:58 PM
Author: Pea-brained Marketing Idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2Reputation#36651956)



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Date: August 21st, 2018 2:12 AM
Author: Aggressive Ruby Kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2Reputation#36653257)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:48 PM
Author: Demanding Talking Church Building Pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2Reputation#36651873)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:51 PM
Author: Ocher Chapel Keepsake Machete

I am hung up on Joel because his messages are 180 as fuck, and he's 180, and I listen to him every day.

That being said, your unrelated video is also very 180. Talk about a prophet. Who is this guy?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2Reputation#36651899)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:56 PM
Author: Demanding Talking Church Building Pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2Reputation#36651929)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:00 PM
Author: Ocher Chapel Keepsake Machete

I know. Nothing brings out their nasty nature quicker than talking about the greatness of Osteen.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2Reputation#36651979)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:56 PM
Author: Slippery violet crackhouse personal credit line

Ohhh he found his new thing !! I

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2Reputation#36651931)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:15 PM
Author: Demanding Talking Church Building Pozpig

Found him

This guy is way smarter and better than Joel

Give him a listen while you mow the lawn

J. Vernon McGee

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=oZ9afjYimu0

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2Reputation#36652057)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:28 PM
Author: Ocher Chapel Keepsake Machete

I am listening to him now, but I have to be honest that his style makes it very difficult to get into.

He seems very smart and serious though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2Reputation#36652149)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:29 PM
Author: Demanding Talking Church Building Pozpig

God I fucking hate you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2Reputation#36652153)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:31 PM
Author: Ocher Chapel Keepsake Machete

You seem to fancy yourself as this old man from the 1950s. I think you go out of your way to seek role models that fit into this stodgy image. It's an interesting quirk.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2Reputation#36652168)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:34 PM
Author: Demanding Talking Church Building Pozpig

Your attention span had just been shot. You can't hear true scholarship.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2Reputation#36652194)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:40 PM
Author: Ocher Chapel Keepsake Machete

His style is boring and monotone. There is no need to go out of your way to sound so boring.

If there's an essay version in text form that isn't terribly long, I'd look at that instead and probably extract the value in 25% of the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2Reputation#36652232)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:45 PM
Author: Demanding Talking Church Building Pozpig

Listen to the words. You just don't get it. Joel couldn't exist in the 1900s. Why because he is a product of an already warped image. Sure he is good for now. But good for now is exactly what had brought us to this point. It's what allows generational Judaism to continually scratch away at the strength of the white people. You grew up with an already chinked plate of armor. Your children will think it's normal to have a gaping hole in their beliefs. There is only one way to rebuild it and allowing the eroded message to continue is not the right way

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2Reputation#36652254)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:52 PM
Author: Ocher Chapel Keepsake Machete

I listened to around 20 min in total. I think that Joel actually covered this message, in a much more entertaining and practical way.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cg-yH8iHNoI

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2Reputation#36652307)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:56 PM
Author: Demanding Talking Church Building Pozpig

You've only been religious for a few months. As you mature you will want more than what he can give you. I'll just wait until then

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2Reputation#36652337)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 11:00 PM
Author: Ocher Chapel Keepsake Machete

Listen to the video I linked and tell me they aren't talking about the same thing. Osteen even uses the same phrase of "the flesh" to describe the old nature.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2Reputation#36652360)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:44 PM
Author: Ocher Chapel Keepsake Machete

Also, this is obviously BS because I loved the video from the other old guy that you poasted here. That guy had style.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2Reputation#36652246)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:04 PM
Author: Rebellious jew gas station

Wow! Prophetic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2Reputation#36652000)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:00 PM
Author: Rebellious jew gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2Reputation#36651981)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:16 PM
Author: big whorehouse

lmao 180. and the crabs in the bucket can't even reach the crows, let alone the eagle

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2Reputation#36652060)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:40 PM
Author: Ocher Chapel Keepsake Machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2Reputation#36652233)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:53 PM
Author: violent hominid

Expected the return of coldplay_fan and was pleasantly surprised

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2Reputation#36652312)



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Date: August 21st, 2018 12:28 PM
Author: bistre bull headed hairy legs stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2Reputation#36655047)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:56 PM
Author: slate laughsome senate chad

LORD FORGIVE THE HATERS FOR THEY KNOW NOT WHAT THEY DO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2Reputation#36652335)



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Date: August 21st, 2018 2:33 AM
Author: Jade Fantasy-prone Hospital Electric Furnace

Osteen schtick is one of the best going on xo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2Reputation#36653331)



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Date: August 21st, 2018 2:35 AM
Author: Purple naked gaping



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Date: August 21st, 2018 7:46 AM
Author: bistre bull headed hairy legs stage

Well I've got to admire him for this one; convincing any of his feckless devotees that they are the eagles in this analogy is truly inspirational

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2Reputation#36653709)



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Date: August 21st, 2018 7:48 AM
Author: Pearl Garrison Background Story

lol johnsmeyer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2Reputation#36653719)



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Date: August 21st, 2018 7:56 AM
Author: lavender gaped tanning salon

This needs a vocaroo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2Reputation#36653745)



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Date: August 21st, 2018 7:57 AM
Author: Misunderstood marvelous temple

Coincidence that crows are black?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2Reputation#36653748)



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Date: August 21st, 2018 10:43 AM
Author: Maniacal gay feces

Lawman8 weeping

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2Reputation#36654404)



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Date: August 25th, 2018 4:11 AM
Author: Demanding Talking Church Building Pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2Reputation#36682455)



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Date: November 14th, 2019 12:29 PM
Author: Ocher Chapel Keepsake Machete

Bump in honor of the Osteen Kayne power unification

Joel would be great on XO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2Reputation#39117741)



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Date: November 14th, 2019 1:14 PM
Author: big whorehouse

historically important thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2Reputation#39118002)



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Date: January 21st, 2020 9:07 PM
Author: Curious bearded patrolman area



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Date: January 21st, 2020 9:08 PM
Author: Ocher Chapel Keepsake Machete

Nice bump. It remains true

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2Reputation#39467947)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 2:22 PM
Author: Candy Ride



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