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Micah Parsons to the Packers for two firsts

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Wonderful well-lubricated pisswyrm selfie
  08/28/25
lol @ the cowboys
Rambunctious primrose fortuitous meteor
  08/28/25
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Wonderful well-lubricated pisswyrm selfie
  08/28/25
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Fragrant lime lodge roast beef
  08/28/25
that's it?
plum becky
  08/28/25
pack is paying him $47 million per year
Wonderful well-lubricated pisswyrm selfie
  08/28/25
and Kenny Clark... good player but he'll be 30 in a few mont...
Odious amber public bath codepig
  08/28/25
1 sack doesnt sound good
plum becky
  08/28/25
Micah Parsons has 1 career playoff sack.
hairless faggot firefighter school
  08/29/25
1/4 = 1/17 (xo 2025
Cerebral rose church building old irish cottage
  08/29/25
Kenny Clark has 5 sacks in 11 postseason games played. Parso...
hairless faggot firefighter school
  08/29/25
Parsons ate up 2 sacks v. Eagles, 2 @ Commanders, etc. last ...
Cerebral rose church building old irish cottage
  08/29/25
I like the Packers. This was a retarded move.
hairless faggot firefighter school
  08/29/25
Where are we on this.
Cerebral rose church building old irish cottage
  09/12/25
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Cerebral rose church building old irish cottage
  10/28/25
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lfo
  11/27/25
Haha wow
hilarious masturbator quadroon
  08/28/25
Happy?
multi-colored locus
  08/28/25
I don't know. This is fairly unlike our front office and its...
hilarious masturbator quadroon
  08/28/25
Good move by the Boys.
hairless faggot firefighter school
  08/28/25
lol why keep your best player when you could trade him for ...
Fragrant lime lodge roast beef
  08/28/25
He costs more than he is worth.
hairless faggot firefighter school
  08/28/25
what’s jerry gonna do with the savings bro their D su...
Fragrant lime lodge roast beef
  08/28/25
three fifths, ackshually
Disturbing toaster trailer park
  08/28/25
It feels like a loss for Dallas but it does make some sense....
Vibrant stock car school cafeteria
  08/28/25
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mustard big organic girlfriend sanctuary
  08/29/25
Jerry caused all of those problems. This trade is just anoth...
Haunting jade nursing home
  08/29/25
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thriller shrine
  09/01/25
Jerry press conference constantly calling him "Michael&...
startling light abode
  08/28/25
im with xo jerry on this.
Opaque electric box office pocket flask
  08/29/25
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mustard big organic girlfriend sanctuary
  08/29/25
Its interesting because: 1. The argument for the Packers...
Domesticated prole idiot
  08/29/25
two first round picks in the nfl isnt a joke. espn is just t...
Opaque electric box office pocket flask
  08/29/25
The salary cap is complete Enron accounting. Whatever a &quo...
Cerebral rose church building old irish cottage
  08/29/25
LJL Cowboys. What a clown franchise. Great move for the Pack...
Floppy striped hyena
  08/29/25
So the Packers traded 2 1st round picks for one year of a on...
hairless faggot firefighter school
  08/29/25
"The Cowboys' defensive expected points added (EPA) per...
hilarious masturbator quadroon
  08/29/25
The Cowboys' defensive expected points added (EPA) per play ...
startling light abode
  08/29/25
, he lisped.
hairless faggot firefighter school
  08/29/25
lol some cunt from district 3. better to get his ass off the...
Stirring useless brakes garrison
  08/29/25
Knew about this three days ago but no one responded https:...
swashbuckling milk dingle berry
  08/29/25
I responded in under one hour
hilarious masturbator quadroon
  08/29/25
this is so fucking stupid worse than luka
Fragrant lime lodge roast beef
  08/29/25
Micah's back is shot lol. https://x.com/AdamSchefter/stat...
hairless faggot firefighter school
  09/01/25
xo jerry wins again
Opaque electric box office pocket flask
  09/01/25
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hairless faggot firefighter school
  09/01/25
the idea of being an nfl player with anything resembling bac...
Opaque electric box office pocket flask
  09/01/25
It's not absurd at all. These guys always have aches and pai...
hairless faggot firefighter school
  09/01/25
Lolololol
multi-colored locus
  09/01/25
Obviously not ideal Packers had to have known about this...
hilarious masturbator quadroon
  09/01/25
?
Cerebral rose church building old irish cottage
  09/12/25
?
lfo
  11/27/25
Will be 180 when Parsons suffers a catastrophic injury early...
Slate meetinghouse
  09/01/25
Fuck you
hilarious masturbator quadroon
  09/01/25
I was the guy saying the Packers should've have done this an...
hairless faggot firefighter school
  09/12/25
"shouldn't've" you mean?
Cerebral rose church building old irish cottage
  09/12/25
Yes
hairless faggot firefighter school
  09/12/25
ty for your honesty
Cerebral rose church building old irish cottage
  09/12/25
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FrWs3ufsn-A
Cerebral rose church building old irish cottage
  09/12/25
parsons won that game for them yesterday he was everywhere
Wonderful well-lubricated pisswyrm selfie
  09/12/25


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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: Wonderful well-lubricated pisswyrm selfie



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Rambunctious primrose fortuitous meteor

lol @ the cowboys

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Reputation#49219931)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:17 PM
Author: Wonderful well-lubricated pisswyrm selfie



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:10 PM
Author: Fragrant lime lodge roast beef



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: plum becky

that's it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Reputation#49219933)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:17 PM
Author: Wonderful well-lubricated pisswyrm selfie

pack is paying him $47 million per year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Reputation#49219935)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:35 PM
Author: Odious amber public bath codepig

and Kenny Clark... good player but he'll be 30 in a few months and he's in decline (only one sack last year).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Reputation#49219964)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:40 PM
Author: plum becky

1 sack doesnt sound good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Reputation#49219972)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 11:56 AM
Author: hairless faggot firefighter school

Micah Parsons has 1 career playoff sack.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Reputation#49221767)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:00 PM
Author: Cerebral rose church building old irish cottage

1/4 = 1/17 (xo 2025

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Reputation#49221776)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:29 PM
Author: hairless faggot firefighter school

Kenny Clark has 5 sacks in 11 postseason games played. Parsons just stat pads against shitty teams in the recent Cowboy MO.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Reputation#49221849)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:30 PM
Author: Cerebral rose church building old irish cottage

Parsons ate up 2 sacks v. Eagles, 2 @ Commanders, etc. last season okay pumo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Reputation#49221854)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 1:07 PM
Author: hairless faggot firefighter school

I like the Packers. This was a retarded move.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Reputation#49221953)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 9:22 AM
Author: Cerebral rose church building old irish cottage

Where are we on this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Reputation#49259308)



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Date: October 28th, 2025 8:09 AM
Author: Cerebral rose church building old irish cottage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Reputation#49381541)



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Date: November 27th, 2025 9:52 PM
Author: lfo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Reputation#49466781)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:20 PM
Author: hilarious masturbator quadroon

Haha wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Reputation#49219940)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:26 PM
Author: multi-colored locus

Happy?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Reputation#49219948)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:48 PM
Author: hilarious masturbator quadroon

I don't know. This is fairly unlike our front office and its an enormous amount of capital.

Worth it if we win a SB while he's around.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Reputation#49219981)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:12 PM
Author: hairless faggot firefighter school

Good move by the Boys.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Reputation#49220276)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:18 PM
Author: Fragrant lime lodge roast beef

lol

why keep your best player when you could trade him for two crapshoot chances at another decent player later

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Reputation#49220292)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:23 PM
Author: hairless faggot firefighter school

He costs more than he is worth.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Reputation#49220305)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:26 PM
Author: Fragrant lime lodge roast beef

what’s jerry gonna do with the savings bro

their D sucks and just lost its best player. what’s the plan

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Reputation#49220311)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:26 PM
Author: Disturbing toaster trailer park

three fifths, ackshually

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Reputation#49220313)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:46 PM
Author: Vibrant stock car school cafeteria

It feels like a loss for Dallas but it does make some sense. They weren't projected to compete this year (over/under at 8 wins) and committing $45m to Parsons probably would have trapped them in mediocrity for the next few seasons.

The Packers picks will probably be in the low 20's, and two of those may not feel like a great return for a guy as talented as Parsons, but combined with Dallas' own picks, it helps them reset a bit.

The Cowboys have $31m in dead money this year plus at least $16m in dead money for next year. Factor in the massive signing bonus to Dak Prescott and CeeDee Lamb, with Prescott on the wrong side of 30, and this may have felt like a poison pill move. Because giving Parsons the deal he got with Green Bay would have put them in cap hell for a good 5 years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Reputation#49220382)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:20 AM
Author: mustard big organic girlfriend sanctuary



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Date: August 29th, 2025 8:50 AM
Author: Haunting jade nursing home

Jerry caused all of those problems. This trade is just another episode in a slow moving train wreck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Reputation#49221253)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 4:31 PM
Author: thriller shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Reputation#49228871)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:49 PM
Author: startling light abode

Jerry press conference constantly calling him "Michael" is hilarious.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Reputation#49220386)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:02 AM
Author: Opaque electric box office pocket flask

im with xo jerry on this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Reputation#49220829)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:38 AM
Author: mustard big organic girlfriend sanctuary



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:10 AM
Author: Domesticated prole idiot

Its interesting because:

1. The argument for the Packers is that he's a truly elite player, and they don't have too many of those, so you just have to pay them.

2. Argument for Dallas is on a salary cap team, can you really afford to pay him 20% more than the largest defensive contract ever plus give up 2 first round picks and a good player? Is he really that good.

I think the trade is probably a win for the Packers because it seems like the NFL salary cap is sort of made up and doesn't matter...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Reputation#49220839)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:25 AM
Author: Opaque electric box office pocket flask

two first round picks in the nfl isnt a joke. espn is just trying to bash jerry jones.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Reputation#49220859)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 8:50 AM
Author: Cerebral rose church building old irish cottage

The salary cap is complete Enron accounting. Whatever a "four year deal" is really only affects you Year One, because everything in the future is massively inflated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Reputation#49221251)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 8:46 AM
Author: Floppy striped hyena

LJL Cowboys. What a clown franchise. Great move for the Pack, but they’re still the gayest franchise in sports. Literally tried to ban a play because they couldn’t stop it. This just makes them less gay on D but they won’t escape their cowardly ways.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Reputation#49221238)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 9:55 AM
Author: hairless faggot firefighter school

So the Packers traded 2 1st round picks for one year of a one dimensional pass rusher?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Reputation#49221432)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 11:45 AM
Author: hilarious masturbator quadroon

"The Cowboys' defensive expected points added (EPA) per play when Parsons is on the field is the best in the NFL since 2021. When off the field in that same span, Dallas has the league's worst EPA per play, per CBS Sports Research."

https://www.cbssports.com/nfl/news/when-will-micah-parsons-contract-saga-with-cowboys-end-clock-is-ticking-if-all-pro-is-to-play-vs-eagles/

I don't think I care how "one dimensional" he is if he has that big an impact

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Reputation#49221732)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 11:48 AM
Author: startling light abode

The Cowboys' defensive expected points added (EPA) per play when Parsons is on the field is the best in the NFL since 2021. When off the field in that same span, Dallas has the league's worst EPA per play, per CBS Sports Research.

https://www.cbssports.com/nfl/news/cowboys-jerry-jones-prioritizes-ego-by-trading-generational-talent-micah-parsons-to-packers/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Reputation#49221745)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 9:01 PM
Author: hairless faggot firefighter school

, he lisped.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Reputation#49223039)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:48 PM
Author: Stirring useless brakes garrison

lol some cunt from district 3. better to get his ass off the payroll.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Reputation#49221917)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 5:10 PM
Author: swashbuckling milk dingle berry

Knew about this three days ago but no one responded

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5766225&mc=3&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Reputation#49222517)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 6:42 PM
Author: hilarious masturbator quadroon

I responded in under one hour

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Reputation#49222736)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 9:05 PM
Author: Fragrant lime lodge roast beef

this is so fucking stupid worse than luka

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Reputation#49223051)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:13 PM
Author: hairless faggot firefighter school

Micah's back is shot lol.

https://x.com/AdamSchefter/status/1962579612266799331?t=scFtynoii1OPgyPPMW1ZVQ&s=19

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Reputation#49228685)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:15 PM
Author: Opaque electric box office pocket flask

xo jerry wins again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Reputation#49228692)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:16 PM
Author: hairless faggot firefighter school



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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:21 PM
Author: Opaque electric box office pocket flask

the idea of being an nfl player with anything resembling back pain is absurd. matt stafford is gonna get benched and xo jimmy g is gonna have to take over this season.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Reputation#49228706)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: hairless faggot firefighter school

It's not absurd at all. These guys always have aches and pains as apart of beating the shit out of each other for a living. I used to have back pain when I played contact sports and it totally went away after I moved on to lawyering full time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Reputation#49229109)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 4:15 PM
Author: multi-colored locus

Lolololol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Reputation#49228851)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 4:53 PM
Author: hilarious masturbator quadroon

Obviously not ideal

Packers had to have known about this though, there are physicals involved in trades and I'm pretty sure undisclosed issues are grounds to invalidate a trade

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Reputation#49228922)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 9:22 AM
Author: Cerebral rose church building old irish cottage

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Reputation#49259310)



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Date: November 27th, 2025 9:52 PM
Author: lfo

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Reputation#49466782)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:34 PM
Author: Slate meetinghouse

Will be 180 when Parsons suffers a catastrophic injury early in the season and packers traded 2 firsts for a crippling financial loss.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Reputation#49228735)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 6:04 PM
Author: hilarious masturbator quadroon

Fuck you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Reputation#49229153)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 9:31 AM
Author: hairless faggot firefighter school

I was the guy saying the Packers should've have done this and I am wrong.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Reputation#49259344)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 9:55 AM
Author: Cerebral rose church building old irish cottage

"shouldn't've" you mean?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Reputation#49259448)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 10:59 AM
Author: hairless faggot firefighter school

Yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Reputation#49259689)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 11:28 AM
Author: Cerebral rose church building old irish cottage

ty for your honesty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Reputation#49259833)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 10:35 AM
Author: Cerebral rose church building old irish cottage

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FrWs3ufsn-A

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Reputation#49259608)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 11:29 AM
Author: Wonderful well-lubricated pisswyrm selfie

parsons won that game for them yesterday he was everywhere

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Reputation#49259839)